On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan stretched out his chopsticks to pick up pieces of meat in the hot pot, and waved his hands without raising his head: "It's okay, you're welcome! If you are really sorry, just treat us to a big meal next time!"

Ren Jijing smiled: "Next time I have a chance, I will definitely treat you to dinner."

"It's done! Don't be so polite!" Jiang Haiyan was eating meat, and suddenly changed the subject, "Is it you that Zhu Lanhe's homosexual is often mentioned in the gossip?"

Ren Jijing reached out and touched the back of his head, and said helplessly: "We are not in that kind of relationship, but Zhu Lanhe occasionally loses control and changes back to his original shape, and has been bumped into by paparazzi a few times by accident, so we have to say that it is Zhu Lanhe's pet. Several times I was photographed hugging Zhu Lanhe who had changed back to its original shape, so many people reported that we had an affair. They all thought that Zhu Lanhe and I had pets together, and because of Zhu Lanhe's special status , it is inconvenient for him to find other assistants, and we can only live together."

"So that's how it is," Jiang Haiyan suddenly realized. He remembered that Zhu Lanhe made the elevator overweight. It seems that it was because Zhu Lanhe lost control and was unable to maintain his human body weight. This made the elevator sound an overweight alarm. It's really not easy."

Ren Jijing shrugged: "There is no way, I bought this guy myself, since I have a pet, I have to be responsible for it to the end, otherwise I would have thrown this guy away a long time ago, he is so delicious, Almost broke me..."

Zhu Lanhe couldn't help but groaned and retorted: "Although I can eat well, it's not that I don't know how to make money. Now I can fully support the two of us."

"Yes, yes, you are now powerful, capable, and promising," Ren Jijing rolled his eyes, "That's who was rummaging through boxes and cabinets at my house every day to find food, and pitifully grilled it with pig's trotters if he couldn't find it. Holding my trouser legs, I couldn’t even eat enough, but I still had to squeeze out some rations to feed you, during that time I was so poor that I almost carried you to perform under the flyover to make a living!”

"Let's let the past go, why mention it again... Isn't it all because of me that we can live the life we ​​are doing now?"

"Now you are indeed capable, but your previous black history cannot be erased!"

"To be a man, one must look forward."

"Then don't forget the past!"

Seeing that the quarrel between a man and a pig became more and more childish, Jiang Haiyan finally couldn't help but said: "Okay, okay, let's go back to our own nest to quarrel, we are still fighting hot pot!"

"I'm really sorry," Ren Jijing came back to his senses, he touched the back of his head and smiled apologetically, "I often quarrel with him like this, which makes you laugh."

Jiang Haiyan nodded: "It can be seen that your relationship is very good."

"The relationship is good? Maybe." Ren Jijing smiled wryly. He bent down and tried to hug the mini pig into his arms. Lie down in a comfortable position, and stretched out two chubby claws to rest on Ren Jijing's shoulders, obviously used to Ren Jijing's embrace for a long time.

"By the way, you should be careful when you go out during this time." Jiang Haiyan stretched out his chopsticks to search for the hot pot for a long time, but couldn't find any meat, and immediately looked disappointed. "The world is not peaceful these days."

Ren Jijing, as a mortal who has lived with Zhu Lanhe for so many years, naturally has heard about things in the realm of comprehension, especially Zhu Lanhe is also a staff member of the Cultivator Alliance. Nodded: "I see."

"If the situation is really urgent," just when Jiang Haiyan was disappointed, Shen Heqing suddenly put a piece of meat into his bowl, his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile, "you can push Zhu Lanhe Give up all the recent jobs, find an excuse to reduce the chance of appearing in the public eye, and then quickly find a place to hide, although making money is important, but life is more important, keep the green hills, and don’t worry about no firewood.”

"I see." Ren Jijing hesitated for a moment, and then suddenly asked, "In the past few days, several actors and singers whose careers are on the rise in the entertainment industry have suddenly retired, or they are getting married and retiring from the industry, or they are going abroad. Learning... This is too coincidental, are they all monsters like you?"

Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "Who knows, I don't know them, let alone see them. I can't feel their breath through the screen and the newspaper, but according to what you said, it is indeed possible."

Ren Jijing suddenly took a deep breath: "There are so many monsters in this world, even in the entertainment industry..." As a mortal, he certainly can't feel the breath of monsters, and Zhu Lanhe usually doesn't deliberately Tell him that before he vaguely guessed that there might be more monsters in this world than he imagined, but he didn't expect that there were so many monsters even in the circle where he usually went to work.

If those monsters want to unite to overthrow mortals like them, wouldn't it be a matter of minutes?

But soon he felt that his worries were unfounded. If those monsters really wanted to overthrow mortals like them, they probably would have done it long ago, so why wait until today?It should be like what Zhu Lanhe said to him before, although those monsters are lurking among mortals, they just want to live well as ordinary mortals.

Jiang Haiyan seemed to see through what Ren Jijing was thinking, and he smiled: "Don't worry, monsters are a group of law-abiding guys, and the guy who wants to dominate the world is Moxiu, and they are probably planning a big conspiracy now to overthrow A mortal government can unify the world!"

"When you say that, I'm even more worried," Ren Jijing smiled wryly, "If those demon cultivators really dominate the world, they will first kill us mortals, right?"

"Don't worry, there is still the Cultivator Alliance," Jiang Haiyan comforted Ren Jijing while eating meat from Shen Heqing's bowl, "Zhu Lanhe is a member of the Cultivator Alliance. If those demon cultivators really want to dominate the world, the first The one who strikes must be the Cultivator Alliance, if the Cultivator Alliance falls, they will attack mortals."

"Can the Cultivator Alliance stop those demon cultivators?" Ren Jijing reached out and touched the forehead of the mini pig in his arms, with a worried expression on his face, "If a war breaks out by then, will Zhu Lanhe also go to the battlefield?"

Jiang Haiyan shrugged his shoulders: "I don't know if the Cultivator's Alliance is strong or not. There was a great battle between righteousness and evil in the Cultivation World 1000 years ago. It's still doing well now. As for whether your family Zhu Lanhe will go to the battlefield or not?" , logically speaking, it should be necessary, after all, he is also a member of the Alliance of Cultivators."

"Can't you not go to the battlefield?" Ren Jijing frowned slightly, his face couldn't stop worrying, "Then what if he quits that alliance of cultivators right now? It's too dangerous to fight, in case he has something good or bad..."

At this moment, the mini pig in Ren Jijing's arms suddenly grunted and said, "Even if there is danger, we will go up. Behind us are you unarmed mortals. If we don't step forward, we will be in danger." You are the only ones, once you are finished, how can we be alone?"

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows when he heard the words: "I didn't expect you, a pig, to know so many truths."

Zhu Lanhe snorted unhappily.

"Okay, I get it," Ren Jijing sighed, he hugged the mini pig in his arms, and looked at Jiang Haiyan with full expectation, "...Since there was a great war between righteousness and evil in the world of comprehension 1000 years ago, and The realm of comprehension has overcome it, so this time it must be able to overcome it, right? Evil cannot prevail, isn’t that what the books say?”

This time, without waiting for Jiang Haiyan to speak, Zhu Lanhe poured cold water on him: "That's not necessarily true. The group of demon cultivators almost wiped out the realm of comprehension 1000 years ago. Suddenly disappeared, and the group of demon cultivators were in a state of disarray because of this, like a mess of scattered sand, and they would not be defeated one by one by the cultivation world, and their troops would fall like a mountain."

"Catch the thief first! It seems that you can also take down the boss first this time!"

Zhu Lanhe sneered: "It's easy for you to say. It's rare for a demon master to emerge in a thousand years in the cultivation world. The last time the demon master Linyuan almost wiped out the entire army of the cultivation world. Capture the thief first and capture the king. You said it lightly. "

"Honor Linyuan? So the devil still has a title? It sounds a bit silly, so what is the name of the devil this time?"

"...Honor Linyuan."

Ren Jijing looked surprised: "Why, the inheritance of the Demon Lord is also popular with foreign names? Alexander and Alexander II? Shouldn't the Demon Lord this time be called Linyuan Venerable II?"

Zhu Lanhe sighed: "...It is said that these two Demon Lords are the same person."

Ren Jijing was even more surprised: "Didn't you just say that he has disappeared? Since he disappeared, why did he appear suddenly? Could it be someone else who faked it?"

"Heroes see the same thing!" Jiang Haiyan finally put down the chopsticks in his hand, and looked up at Ren Jijing, "I also think that the current Venerable Linyuan is a fake, a counterfeit, and a counterfeit... I didn't expect that we have such a good understanding , as the saying goes, we are destined to meet thousands of miles away, since we are so destined, why not sit down and have a hot pot together?"

Ren Jijing and Zhu Lanhe, who had just been left out for a long time: "..."

Looking at the whole pot of pork, Ren Jijing hugged the piglet in his arms tightly, and smiled dryly: "No need, my grandmother in the country brought me some old hens to make up for my body, and I'm planning to go back and kill Zhu Lanhe." Let’s make a chicken soup for each.”

"Old hen..." Jiang Haiyan blinked and stared at Ren Jijing with bright little eyes.

After a while, Ren Jijing was defeated: "I will send you one tomorrow..."

"Okay, okay," Jiang Haiyan nodded repeatedly, and then pretended to stay, "Are you really planning to stay and have a hot pot with us?"

Ren Jijing and the little piggy in his arms immediately shook their heads in tacit understanding.

After Ren Jijing and Zhu Lanhe left, Jiang Haiyan continued to have a hot pot fight with Shen Heqing.

While helping Jiang Haiyan to hold the meat in the pot, Shen Heqing said casually: "The food show I'm recording now, the next episode of the show may invite you to be a surprise guest."

""Gourmet PK"?" Jiang Haiyan paused, "The next issue? The one that Qin Hesheng will also participate in?"

"Gourmet PK" is also the name of the food show that Shen Heqing took over the job of the judges recently. "Gourmet PK" mainly focuses on the cooking skills of guests and judges. The guests invited in each episode are basically recent participants. Movies related to food or celebrities who said in interviews that they like to cook and are good at cooking, and the judges of the show are almost all famous chefs. The guests have different identities, and their nature is like a referee. After the PK two parties have demonstrated their cooking skills, the surprise guests will come to taste the finished products of both parties with their faces masked, and judge the final result.

Hearing Qin Hesheng's name, Shen Heqing's eyes suddenly darkened a little. After a while, he nodded and said lightly: "Yes, it's the next issue."

"Let me be the surprise guest?" Jiang Haiyan stuck out her tongue, "It seems that I am indeed popular now."

Shen Heqing smiled lightly: "It is indeed very popular, and now many people send me private messages on Weibo every day - male god, I have liked you for a long time, can you give me Jiang Haiyan's mobile phone number?"

Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but slapped the table and laughed loudly: "They must just want to get your attention! And then what?"

Shen Heqing shrugged helplessly: "Then there is no more, whether they really want your number or just want to attract my attention... I can't give them your number."

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "Since that's the case, do you still want me to participate in "Gourmet PK"? Isn't Qin Hesheng also going to participate in this show? Are you not afraid...something will happen?"

"I'm not worried," Shen Heqing looked deeply at Jiang Haiyan, "I believe in you."

Jiang Haiyan paused, then spread his hands and laughed: "Since you have said so, it seems that I have to perform well."

Shen Heqing smiled, and used chopsticks to pick up a bowl full of meat for Jiang Haiyan.

Jiang Haiyan muttered while eating the meat that Shen Heqing gave him, "Fortunately, I am gluttonous. If I were a mortal, I would definitely be raised by you, Zhu Lanhe."

"It doesn't matter, even if you are raised by me as Zhu Lanhe," Shen He said with a light smile, "I will continue to raise you in captivity, feed you, and help you grow fat for nothing..."

"Then kill me and eat meat?" Jiang Haiyan couldn't help complaining.

Shen Heqing smiled slightly, looked at Jiang Haiyan, and said meaningfully: "I really want to eat you."

Jiang Haiyan quickly realized it, he was silent for a while, then blushed and snorted.

A few days later, Jiang Haiyan received a surprise guest invitation from the "Gourmet PK" program group. After he happily agreed, the program group's Weibo soon officially released all the details of the next "Gourmet PK" guest list.

Every episode of "Gourmet PK" will invite four guests, all of whom are popular actors or singers, and this episode of "Gourmet PK" has a luxurious lineup that makes all fans want to run and scream, especially Qin Hesheng's fans them.

Although the news that Qin Hesheng will participate in "Gourmet PK" has been spread all over the city, but before the program group officially announced the guest list, everything was just a cloud. Now that the program group has confirmed that Qin Hesheng really wants to participate in "Gourmet PK", Qin Hesheng The fans immediately exploded.

Their family Qin Yingdi finally participated in the variety show!

But soon, they discovered another thing——

Wait, who is that Jiang Haiyan who is behind the name of their film emperor Qin?The surprise guest of this episode of "Gourmet PK"?The surprise guests of previous episodes of "Gourmet PK" are quite well-known, but who is this little-known guy?It's not easy for their actor Qin to be on the show last time, why did the show crew find a little transparent to be the referee?

Of course, some people recognized Jiang Haiyan as the champion of this year's Super Invincible Big Eater, but in the eyes of most people, even if Jiang Haiyan has become a little popular recently, he is just a newcomer to the entertainment circle, Little Transparent, what qualifications does he have to be the winner? Qin Hesheng's referee?

Not long after the guest list of the program group was released, it immediately aroused heated discussions among fans. At the beginning, only Qin Hesheng's fans questioned Jiang Haiyan's status as a referee. Gradually, fans of the other three guests also began to question Jiang Haiyan's status. Referee status.

In fact, with Jiang Haiyan's recent popularity and topicality, it is not a problem to be a referee in "Gourmet PK", but the problem is that Qin Hesheng, Qin Yingdi, participated in this episode of "Gourmet PK", and Qin Hesheng has a sun-like dazzling aura of actor It immediately covered up the starlight of Jiang Haiyan, a new star, which also caused many doubts about Jiang Haiyan.

At this time, Jiang Haiyan, as the party in the center of the storm, was slumping on the sofa and scrolling through Weibo while eating the apples that Shen Heqing had peeled.

Shen Heqing's fingers are slender and beautiful. When he skillfully peels an apple with a knife, his movements are graceful and beautiful, and he can perform it for others.

"What's wrong?" Seeing Jiang Haiyan squinting his eyes, Shen Heqing asked while peeling an apple.

"They actually said that I'm not worthy to be a referee for Qin Hesheng, hmph, I've eaten more salt than all of them combined, and they said I'm not qualified?" Jiang Haiyan groaned, "Don't stop, I want Whole apple peel."

Shen He paused for a moment, and continued to peel the apples. His knife skills were superb, and the whole apple was peeled without breaking the skin: "Don't worry about them." Handed it to Jiang Haiyan.

"I don't care about them," Jiang Haiyan said, taking the whole piece of apple peel, then opened his mouth, and ate the peel in one bite, "...the most delicious part of the apple is really Skin!"

Shen Heqing paused, then he calmly picked up the second apple and continued to peel it.

"Hey, I saw someone on the Internet can peel an apple into a rabbit, can you peel a rabbit?"

"……Let me try."

While accepting Shen Heqing's service contentedly, Jiang Haiyan checked Weibo again. Soon, he posted the latest Weibo reposted by the official Weibo of the "Gourmet PK" program group——

Qin Hesheng: As a fan, I look forward to cooperating with you.

Qin Hesheng's Weibo has only been posted for 2 minutes, but the retweets and comments have already exceeded [-] at an astonishing speed.

Jiang Haiyan paused for a moment, and clicked on Qin Hesheng's Weibo. As expected, the comment section exploded, and many people who didn't know the truth were wondering what happened just now.

Although Qin Hesheng didn’t name anyone in that Weibo post, it’s certainly impossible for his fans not to know who he’s talking about. A minute ago they were condemning Jiang Haiyan’s ineligibility to appear in “Gourmet PK”, and even questioned Jiang Haiyan took advantage of his relationship to go through the back door to hold the upper thigh, but a minute later they were slapped in the face by their own male god.

The feeling of being slapped in the face by your own male god is so sour.

Although some people also raised questions, maybe Qin Hesheng was not talking about Jiang Haiyan, but other guests?But here comes the problem, in this kind of limelight, Qin He was born to say such things, not for Jiang Haiyan, but for whom?

Many fans who were still on the front line of the battle and questioned Jiang Haiyan, a rookie, who wanted to be in the position of Qin Hesheng through the show, suddenly faded away, although there were still die-hard fans who thought that Qin Hesheng was just tolerant and peaceful, and didn't want to be with the newcomer He cares about, as a senior, he wants to give his junior a step down, or he has to bow his head temporarily due to the pressure of the company or something. He is still stubborn and insists on attacking Jiang Haiyan, but obviously the situation is over and irreversible.

The big reversal of the plot often only takes 1 minute.

After Qin Hesheng's fans dispersed, the fans of the other three guests also gradually withdrew from the battlefield. Although the side that was pinched in this battle did not respond from the beginning to the end, it can be regarded as a model of calmness.

Jiang Haiyan also did not respond to Qin Hesheng's Weibo. After eating the little rabbit that Shen Heqing had peeled with apples, he suddenly felt a little cold, so he asked Shen Heqing to return to his original shape to warm his hands.

Shen Heqing still did the same, and Jiang Haiyan picked up the chubby little hamster, squinted his eyes and commented: "It's gained a lot of weight...but the hand feels better than before, not bad, not bad, keep it up."

Shen Heqing silently and automatically climbed onto Jiang Haiyan's stomach, shrinking into a ball, warming Jiang Haiyan's stomach with his little furry body.

The small, fluffy body of the hamster essence is warm, like a warm water bag on his stomach, Jiang Haiyan narrowed his eyes contentedly, then took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the hamster essence on his stomach, and posted it Weibo.

The male protagonist who was on the cusp of the storm but never came out to respond finally posted on Weibo, but the content was irrelevant to posting about pets, which surprised many gossip crowds who were secretly watching, and Jiang Haiyan, who was frustrated for a long time The fans were finally elated and came out to show their presence——

Is Xiao Qingqing's photo suddenly posted today to prove that Xiao Qingqing has not fallen out of favor? 233

Xiao Qingqing gained weight again!It looks more like a standard ball now!

This curve!This roundness!You tell me it's not a ball?

So good!He was willing to obediently lie on his master's stomach to warm his master's belly!It's really more annoying than a mouse!

Hey, hey, why are the rats and pigs of the male god's family so obedient and cute!My little sweet pig eats and sleeps every day!I think about losing it every day!

……

At this moment, someone suddenly popped up and wrote a sentence——

Let me ask you weakly, am I the only one who finds that the pigs of the male god's family look very similar to the pigs of Zhu Lanhe's family?