On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly realized - he just picked up a hamster and brought it home not long ago, why did he pick up a piglet again today? Could it be that he has a special relationship with animals recently?

He pinched the mini pig in his hand and looked at it for a while. Although Zhu Lanhe's original shape was a bit unbearable to look at directly, but after it shrunk to the size of a palm... Although it was still a bit unbearable to look directly at, it was quite pleasing to the eye after looking at it for a long time, and it was still a little Weird Xiaomeng.

The miniature pig lying in Jiang Haiyan's palm blinked his black bean eyes, and looked like a frost-beaten eggplant. He had obviously lost his strength in the previous battle, and now he can't even maintain his human form. Not anymore.

"Why are you here?" Jiang Haiyan poked the pig's nose, "How did those demon cultivators entangle you?"

The mini pig groaned for a long time before he said lazily: "I came to participate in a show near here, and suddenly met those demon cultivators. They chased me for a long time before they caught up with me here."

"Then what are you going to do now? If you can't change back to human form for the time being, why don't you stay at my house first," Jiang Haiyan blinked, "It happens that my family is going to eat braised pork tonight, but I haven't bought pork yet..."

Zhu Lanhe: "..."

Seeing the mini pig in his hand closed his eyes and fell down pretending to be dead, Jiang Haiyan quickly smiled: "Just kidding, I bought the pork a long time ago, and I'm such a guy who doesn't love the same kind... Even if I'm not, Shen Heqing will will stop me."

Zhu Lanhe carefully opened the small eyes of the black beans, and looked at Jiang Haiyan with lingering fear, as if to confirm whether what Jiang Haiyan said was true.

"Don't worry, you and Shen Heqing are colleagues," Jiang Haiyan poked Zhu Lanhe's pig nose, shrugged and said, "And I don't eat the same kind anymore." Although strictly speaking, they are not the same kind.

Zhu Lanhe: "..." Wait, what does it mean not to eat the same kind now?It means that it was eaten before, right? !Let me go!let me down!I'd rather go one-on-one with Moxiu!

"It's so cold, let's go back and make a hot pot, there just happens to be pork..."

"Ahem, don't look at me with that look. I mean, I just bought pork in the supermarket."

Zhu Lanhe's black bean eyes were full of panic and grievance. The moment he walked out of the alley in Jiang Haiyan's arms, he couldn't help but raised his pig's paw in the direction where the group of demon cultivators disappeared: No!let me go!Let me fight Moxiu one-on-one!

After returning home, Jiang Haiyan was surprised to find that someone was already in the kitchen.

When Shen Heqing, who was wearing an apron, came out of the kitchen, both of them were surprised at the same time. Of course, Jiang Haiyan was surprised that Shen Heqing came back so early today, but Shen Heqing was surprised by Jiang Haiyan. mini pig.

"How is this going?"

"How is this going?"

The voices of the two sounded at the same time, and they were taken aback at the same time. After they looked at each other, they immediately laughed again.

"Today I asked for leave from the alliance and left early," Shen He explained with a faint smile, "I've been too busy recently, and I haven't been able to cook you a good meal, didn't you say a few days ago Want to make hot pot? So I came back early today, I was preparing the ingredients for hot pot just now, let's make hot pot together tonight."

"Okay, okay!" Jiang Haiyan's eyes lit up immediately, he chuckled, and then casually explained how he picked up a certain miniature pig just now.

"Attacked by demon cultivators?" Shen Heqing couldn't help frowning slightly when he heard the words, "Those demon cultivators are so bold. They used to attack some unaffiliated demon cultivators, but now they not only started to attack the Cultivator Alliance Some people even started to attack some sects."

Attacking a weak demon cultivator is not the same concept as attacking an entire sect or the entire alliance of cultivators. No matter how powerful a demon cultivator is, as long as he is weak, he is just a soft persimmon. Those who are not only superior in number, but more importantly, they have all kinds of magic weapons and defensive circles handed down from their ancestors. 1000 years ago, there were so many sects under the group of demon cultivators led by Linyuan Venerable Most of the survivors rely on the treasures left by their ancestors.

"I think it's a little strange," Jiang Haiyan hesitated, and said what he thought was a little strange just now, "The group of demon cultivators ran away when they saw me, and didn't even fight me, which is too strange Now, did my face become more and more fierce when I didn't know it?"

Shen Heqing stared at Jiang Haiyan's delicate face for a while, then frowned slightly: "I ran away when I saw you?"

"The demon cultivators are a group of fierce and fierce guys, and no one will obey anyone except the demon master. Logically speaking, they shouldn't be afraid of me," Jiang Haiyan touched his chin and said seriously, "Even if the female demon cultivator tells everyone I'm not easy to mess with the demon cultivator, she must detour when she sees me, the group of demon cultivators may not listen to her, most importantly, that female demon cultivator obviously dislikes me, she can't let other demon cultivators see her I will go around, and it is more likely that they will rush up and beat me up when they see me."

No matter how you look at it, the guy who can make the demon cultivator run away in fear of hearing the news is impossible to look like Jiang Haiyan. Even if they know that Jiang Haiyan's real identity is Taotie, they may not be really afraid... Then why did they immediately see Jiang Haiyan? just run away?

Shen Heqing couldn't understand this even more than Jiang Haiyan, but soon, Jiang Haiyan suddenly stopped.

"correct!"

"what happened?"

Jiang Haiyan frowned: "The group of demon cultivators hide magic weapons to conceal their aura. I didn't realize that they were demon cultivators at first. Maybe there are many magic weapons like that on them..."

"That's right," at this moment, Zhu Lanhe, who had been held in Jiang Haiyan's arms, finally couldn't help but speak. After holding back for a long time, he finally found a chance to express his opinion. As the pig in question, of course he would Play his role, "At the beginning, I didn't realize that they were demon cultivators at all, so I didn't react at all when I was attacked by them. They seemed to be wearing some kind of magic weapon that could perfectly cover up their breath!"

As soon as Zhu Lanhe finished speaking, Shen Heqing frowned again. The magic weapons worn by those demon cultivators to conceal their aura could not be detected even by such a keen beast as Jiang Haiyan, let alone other demon cultivators. The group of demon cultivators still have one magic weapon, they can use the magic weapon to perfectly sneak into mortals or even demon cultivators and cultivators, and take the opportunity to sneak attack and make trouble, it is impossible to guard against.

but……

Shen Heqing looked at Zhu Lanhe in Jiang Haiyan's arms, and frowned: "How long are you going to stay in his arms?"

The petite mini pig was immediately startled by the strong threat in Shen Heqing's eyes, turned over and jumped out of Jiang Haiyan's arms, and jumped onto the floor with a bang.

"Why are you scaring him?" Jiang Haiyan hugged the mini pig for a long time, and he was miraculously obsessed with the feel of holding the mini pig. Seeing the mini pig ran away, he was a little melancholy, "Pet pigs are so strange, let me Hug for a while."

Shen Heqing remained silent for a while with a straight face, then suddenly said lightly: "If you want to hug me, hug me, don't hug him."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "..."

Zhu Lanhe looked blank: "..."

Shen Heqing glanced at Zhu Lanhe sideways, and added lightly: "Pigs stink."

Zhu Lanhe suddenly became angry. He opened his small black bean eyes angrily, and waved his pig's paw to protest: "I don't smell bad. I take a bath every day, and I especially like to be clean."

Shen He ignored Zhu Lanhe calmly, and he naturally reached out to take the big and small bags in Jiang Haiyan's hand: "Did you buy vegetables? They can be used to make hot pot."

"Well, I bought a lot of farm pork. The brand you said tastes good before." Jiang Haiyan chuckled, "Although ordinary pork is also delicious, but occasionally you have to try other flavors."

Zhu Lanhe lay down silently and did not speak.

Shen Heqing turned around and went back to the kitchen to continue processing hot pot ingredients. Jiang Haiyan opened a bag of potato chips and asked Zhu Lanhe while eating: "What are you going to do now? Do you want to stay at my house or go back to your own house?"

Zhu Lanhe said without hesitation: "Go back to my own home."

"It's so cold now, I won't send you back," Jiang Haiyan nestled into the sofa, wrapped himself in a small blanket, "Don't expect Shen Heqing to send you back, it's so cold now, I'm not willing to let him go out."

"I'll call my agent," Zhu Lanhe sighed, "I'll ask him to pick me up."

"Your manager?" Jiang Haiyan was a little surprised, "Isn't your manager a mortal? Does he know you're a pig?"

"Well," Zhu Lanhe said vaguely, "he has seen my original shape, and he also knows that I am a pig spirit."

Jiang Haiyan took out his mobile phone from his pocket and threw it in front of Zhu Lanhe.

Zhu Lanhe silently raised two pig's paws, indicating that he could not operate accurately in his current state.

Jiang Haiyan clicked his tongue and picked up the phone to help Zhu Lanhe dial the number. After Zhu Lanhe reported a series of numbers very skillfully, the call was connected soon.

"Zhu Lanhe is in my hands now..."

Ren Jijing's voice on the other end of the phone suddenly became tense: "Tie, kidnap?! Let him go quickly! I'll give you whatever money you want! Don't hurt him! How much ransom do you want?"

"Calm down," Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched, "I just accidentally picked him up just now, you hurry up and get him now, no ransom is required, of course, if you want to give me a ransom, then I can accept it."

Zhu Lanhe, who heard the conversation between the two, couldn't help but raised a pig's paw and covered his round big pig's face.

"You tell him to wait! I'll be right over!"

After Ren Jijing finished speaking gracefully, he immediately hung up the phone hastily.

"I didn't expect your assistant to get used to things like you being kidnapped." After Jiang Haiyan put down the phone, he was a little emotional. "It seems that you must have been kidnapped many times before."

Zhu Lanhe snorted and said, "...Of course not."

Soon, Shen Heqing finished processing the ingredients for the hot pot, and at this time the water was already boiling, so he began to throw ingredients into the bottom of the pot.

Jiang Haiyan was drooling beside him waiting for the meat to be cooked, and picked up his phone to start the live broadcast.

When Jiang Haiyan's fans found that Shen Heqing appeared in the camera again, their thoughts changed from "Why is it him again" to "It's still him after all", and they even greeted Shen Heqing skillfully.

But this time, some fans soon discovered something different.

"Wait, why is there a pig sitting next to the male god?"

"Really! This is too funny! How can a pig sit like a human! Could it be that this pig has become a sperm?"

"But this pig looks so cute! I haven't realized that pigs can be so cute before!"

"I'm the only one wondering if pigs eat pork?"

……

On the screens of the fans, there was a pig sitting next to Jiang Haiyan. The pig was sitting upright on the stool like a human being. The black beans stared at the steam rising from the hot pot with small eyes. The little paws are still resting on the legs obediently.

This scene looked so funny that many fans were a little speechless.

"Could this be the male god's new pet? He actually has a pig as a pet. The male god is so individual!"

"Piggy is so cute! Is it a pet little fragrant pig? What's the name?"

"Did that little hamster fall out of favor? It seems like we haven't seen that little hamster for a long time!"

"Male god, do you still need a pet pig? The one that you can eat especially after going to college!"

Jiang Haiyan reached out and touched the mini pig's forehead, and smiled slightly: "This is my friend's pet, it's just placed in my house for me to take care of it for a while, as for its name...it's called Zhu Zhu, the one from Zhu Lanhe wish."

Zhu Lanhe: "..."

"As for my little hamster, it must not fall out of favor. I only keep one for the rest of my life, and I won't keep other pets in the future, otherwise it will be jealous." Jiang Haiyan blinked at Shen Heqing, "But it recently I have gained a lot of weight, almost into a ball, so I am embarrassed to come out to meet people."

"The hamster is still embarrassed to come out to meet people? This is a precipice, right?"

"Can't become a spirit after the founding of the country? Well, for the sake of the male god's hamster being so cute, we can let it go!"

"We want to see it even if it becomes fat! Let's see it!"

……

Looking at those bullet screens, Jiang Haiyan pondered for a second, then he said seriously: "Next time I will tell him that there are so many soft girls thinking about him, he will definitely be so touched that he will gain weight again."

"Why the soft girl? Because he's a male hamster, even though he's a gay rat."

Shen Heqing: "..."

Zhu Lanhe silently cast a sympathetic look at Shen Heqing.

"The meat is ready, let's eat." Shen Heqing calmly chose to use another way to divert Jiang Haiyan's attention.

Jiang Haiyan was really refreshed, and immediately rolled up his sleeves and began to eat hard.

Jiang Haiyan ate for a while before thinking of Zhu Lanhe beside him. After thinking for a while, he picked up a bowl from the table, took a bowl of Chinese cabbage and handed it to Zhu Lanhe.

Zhu Lanhe subconsciously stretched out two short claws to catch the bowl, then stared blankly at Jiang Haiyan.

"Look at your desperate look, I'll give you something to eat out of mercy," Jiang Haiyan patted Zhu Lanhe on the forehead, and said earnestly, "You are a pig, you can't eat pork, you can only eat Chinese cabbage Well, as the saying goes, a pig who doesn’t like cabbage is not a good pig, so you can take this bowl of cabbage slowly.”

Zhu Lanhe: "..."

No!He wouldn't perform eating in his original form in front of so many people!

That's a shame!

"Hahaha! It's impossible to ask a pig to serve a bowl, no matter how clever you are..."

"Fuck! This pig is so smart! It can actually serve a bowl!"

"Even if you hold a bowl, it's impossible to really know how to eat, and it's not like you're really a master!"

"Damn it! I actually started eating it? Is this really just a pig? Are you sure it's not a person in pig's skin!"

Seeing that the pig really ate Chinese cabbage with a bowl, the bullet screens exploded, the hot pot was half eaten, and the doorbell rang.

While Shen Heqing went to open the door, Jiang Haiyan found an excuse that his phone was out of battery and ended the live broadcast. Sure enough, as soon as the door opened, Zhu Lanhe's agent rushed in.

"Where's Zhu Lanhe?"

"Zhu Lanhe!"

When Ren Jijing saw a miniature pig with a rice bowl buried in his meal at the table, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but when he found that the miniature pig's bowl was full of Chinese cabbage, he couldn't help being a little speechless.

"You're here," Jiang Haiyan looked up at Ren Jijing, "Hurry up and take Zhu Lanhe away from your family. One foodie is enough for my family, but I can't afford two."

Zhu Lanhe silently pulled his head out of the bowl, Heidou's small eyes could not help showing a trace of humiliation, he did not care about eating Chinese cabbage at all, it was just out of racial instinct, so he subconsciously moved his head just now ... By the time he realized it, he had already started eating, which was really humiliating!

Ren Jijing hesitated for a moment: "You, you already know?"

"Know what? Know that Zhu Lanhe's real identity is actually a pig? Isn't that obvious? We're not blind," Jiang Haiyan continued to eat meat without raising his head, "What's the matter? You think we know too much , want to kill people to silence them?"

"Of course not," Ren Jijing shook his head and smiled wryly. He paused before asking cautiously, "Are you... the same as him?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "What kind? I'm not a pig, I'm so cute, how could I be a pig."

Zhu Lanhe snorted, obviously a little dissatisfied.

"Of course I didn't mean that, what I meant..." Ren Jijing looked confused, "Are you all monsters?"

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I just didn't expect it," Ren Jijing still looked confused, "I didn't expect that there are so many monsters in this world. I thought it would be strange enough to meet Zhu Lanhe, but I didn't expect that besides him, There are so many monsters."

"Rare is more strange," Jiang Haiyan shrugged, "there are far more monsters in this world than you can imagine, maybe the driver of the bus you often take when you go to work, the salesperson in the supermarket you often go to, you often The owner of the breakfast shop I went to eat... may not necessarily be a monster, but you don't know it."

Ren Jijing smiled wryly: "Before I met Zhu Lanhe, I was a firm materialist."

"Ten years ago, I wanted to buy a little fragrant pig as a pet on a whim, so I went to the pet market to buy a little fragrant pig. The owner patted his chest and assured me that it was definitely a purebred little fragrant pig, and it would grow forever. The small one, and then I foolishly believed it and bought it," Ren Jijing sighed, and continued, "The more I raised it, the more I found something was wrong. Why did this little fragrant pig grow bigger and longer? Bigger and bigger? It wasn’t until that little fragrant pig grew bigger than me that I suddenly realized that I wouldn’t have been cheated by the boss back then, right?”

Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, this mortal...is too cute!

Zhu Lanhe also silently raised her short claws and covered her big face.

"This pig is getting bigger and bigger. I have no place to raise it at home, and it is so edible that I can't afford it. I wanted to sell it several times." Ren Jijing rubbed the back of his head, feeling a little displeased. Sorry, "But after so many years of raising it, I have also developed feelings. I have contacted the buyer several times, but I regretted it when things came to an end, and I know that those people must buy it back to eat it, and I am not willing to let others eat it..."

"Just after I hesitated for a long time, suddenly one day, the pig suddenly transformed into a person, which shocked me a lot."

Im Ji Kyung will never forget that day.

The moment he came home from get off work and opened the door, a teenager suddenly appeared in front of him, and said to him with an aggrieved expression, "Master, don't sell me!"

At that time, he was almost scared by the boy who appeared out of nowhere and rolled down the stairs. After a long time of confirmation, he believed that this boy was the big fat pig he had raised for several years.

"...You all know what happened later." Ren Jijing spread his hands.

Later, in order not to be sold by the owner, Zhu Lanhe could only work hard to make money to support his family. Because of a chance, he ran to participate in the first Super Invincible Big Eater Competition, and won the championship with his racial talent. He debuted as a Big Stomach King artist, and gradually became more and more popular, and finally became one of the most popular young meats in the entertainment industry today.

Such an inspirational life is really full of songs and tears.

"I originally sold insurance, but my performance has not been very good," Ren Jijing sighed, "Later, after Zhu Lanhe became a star, he asked me to be his agent through his relationship. Now the two of us are in a relationship. The entertainment industry can be regarded as a small achievement."

"The reason why I confess so much to you," he paused, and looked at Jiang Haiyan, "is because I can see that you are not ordinary people, even among monsters, you should not be ordinary people. Anyway, one more A friend is always better than an enemy."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "It seems that your insurance sales are not very good, but your eyes are quite accurate."

"I won't bother you anymore," Ren Jijing glanced at Shen Heqing behind Jiang Haiyan, and bowed to the two of them, "Although I don't know what happened today, I still want to thank Zhu Lanhe you."