The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Under the shiny and soft bronze paperweight, there are twelve white paper cards pressed, and five people sit on the elegant Eight Immortals table.

These five people are Taoist Mu, Layman Gusong, Sikong Jiexing, Huamanlou and Lu Xiaofeng.

There was wine on the table, but no one raised a glass, and there was food, but no one touched it.

With the wind blowing and the fragrance of flowers all over the building, in this beautiful season, people should be in the happiest time.

They are the most free and unrestrained people, why do they have so many worries?

It was Lu Xiaofeng who found Taoist Mu and Layman Gusong.Because he thought that the qualifications of these two people in the Jianghu were unrivaled, so he specially recruited them in the hope of getting some useful information.It doesn't matter if it's as small as a speck of dust.

Everyone looked at him, waiting for him to speak.

Mu Taoist sighed, and finally said: "Everyone has made mistakes, as long as they know their mistakes and can correct them, that's good."

While talking, Taoist Mu couldn't continue.

Sikong Zhaixing seemed to be talking to himself: "...This...can be described as 'doing something wrong'? It feels like something is wrong..."

Layman Gu Song said excitedly: "Indeed, using 'doing something wrong' to describe it is too slight, which is simply absurd! Is there any room for turning around such things?"

Hua Manlou sighed softly: "There is no doubt that this matter really shouldn't have happened, and it is reasonable to cause trouble to the upper body, no matter it is the same for anyone, not to mention, the other party is actually..."

Lu Xiaofeng remained silent.He also understands the complexity and rationality of this matter.

He picked up the bronze paperweight on the table. There were twelve names on the twelve cards.

Taoist Mu said: "They didn't deserve to die. No matter who wants to kill them, it will be very difficult. It's a pity that they all made a fatal mistake."

He drew four cards from this stack of paper cards: "Especially these four people, their names, you must have heard of them."

Four paper cards, four names.

Gao Tao: The incense master of the three halls in the Fengwei Gang.

Charge: collaborating with the enemy and treason.

Predator: Ximen Chuuxue.

Result: Fleeing for thirteen days, died in the swamp.

Gu Yunfei: The successor of Bashan swordsman.

Charges: killing a friend's son, fornicating a friend/wife.

Catcher: Ye Gucheng.

Result: Fleeing for [-] days, died in downtown.

Liu Qingqing: Huainan heroine, the wife of Xie Jian, a swordsman at Dian Cang.

Charges: adultery, murder.

Predator: Ximen Chuuxue.

Result: He fled for [-] days and died in the desert.

"One-armed Dragon" Hai Qikuo.

Charge: killing innocent people.

Catcher: Ye Gucheng.

Result: After fleeing for [-] days, the boat capsized at sea and died.

Of course, everyone has heard of the names of these four people, but the ones everyone is most familiar with are Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng.

Anyone who has practiced martial arts, who doesn't know the sharpness of Ximen Chuuxue's swordsmanship?And who doesn't know about Ye Gucheng's Flying Immortal?

Thus, the decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City on the night of the full moon on September [-]th became a battle that all warriors paid much attention to, but the final result was unexpected...

Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng were fucked by two girls in public!

So, now, the names of these two girls appear on a piece of white paper: Yinzi: from Fusang, other information unknown charges: humiliating Ximen Fuxue in public

Predator: Ximen Fuxue

Result: unknown

Guizi: from Fusang, other information is unknown

Charge: humiliating Ye Gucheng in public

Catcher: Ye Gucheng

Result: unknown

"..."

Everyone fell into an eerie silence.

Finally, Lu Xiaofeng who had been silent all this time finally broke out.

"So, good luck, don't stab the chrysanthemums of Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng!!! Have you suffered? Now you have finally suffered! What are those two idiots thinking? Although I am very grateful to them You successfully prevented their duel, but don’t get yourself into trouble like this? Don’t those two don’t know that we are the ones who suffer in the end??? Give me more consideration for other people’s feelings!!! There are many ways to stop the duel, right? !Why does it have to be "Bakuju"? How did the name "Bakuju" come from? Is it very popular in their country to stick knives into other people? Are they women? If you are a woman, don't do this kind of thing Although I also think that they deserved to be hunted down, but considering half of the responsibility lies on me, I am angry!!! Ahhh, I really want to throw them away like this!!! Who will come Help me!!!"

Lu Xiaofeng finally lost his temper, Hua Manlou and Sikong Zaixing calmly pushed him back to his seat.But Taoist Mu and Layman Gu Song gave him sympathetic and loving eyes, they all knew Yinzi and Guizi, so they all understood Lu Xiaofeng's mood very well.

"Indeed, indeed, even if you restrain yourself a little, it probably won't lead to this kind of situation. To be honest, I really don't deserve sympathy... Or rather, I don't want to sympathize with them at all..." Sikong Zhaixing also began to lose his thoughts .

"The behavior of those two girls is really weird..." Even Layman Gusong began to say, "Not only are their words and deeds rude, but they also behave abnormally. If you want to make a definitive statement, you can't find a way to start..."

"And I don't know how to respect the elders. They are neither big nor small, and they don't have the dignity and skill that women should have. Sometimes the old man starts to wonder if they are black bears in girl's skin!" Taoist Mu also began to criticize them.

Once again, the scene fell into an eerie silence.

After a clear cough, the gentle Huamanlou said for Yinzi and Guizi: "Think about it, no matter what, Miss Yinzi and Miss Guizi are our friends, shouldn't friends help when they are in trouble?"

After hesitating, Sikong Zhaixing still asked: "...Have the two of them done anything that makes us happy as friends?"

"There must be." Hua Manlou smiled softly, "Let's think about it?"

So, under Huamanlou's suggestion, the four of them began to recall the details of getting along with Yinzi and Guizi.

Taoist Mu and Jushi Gusong spoke first: "...the white-haired little girl called me 'Old Man Mu' and 'Old Man Gu Song'."

Sikong Zhaixing said with a blue face: "They... designed a trap for me to fall into, and then threatened me with it. If I don't follow through, I will be ruined..."

Lu Xiaofeng is bleaching...

After being silent for a while, Hua Manlou asked, "...Is there nothing worth remembering?"

"how about you?"

"what?"

"Do you have anything worth remembering?" Sikong Zhaixing asked.

Huamanlou was silent again.The painful memories of the Jinpeng Dynasty in the past deeply stimulated Huamanlou's fragile heart.

"...Stalker...Virgin Graduation...No...It's not like this..."

"Huamanlou? Hold on! Don't think about it! Really don't think about it anymore!!!" Lu Xiaofeng, who learned that Yinshi and Gui had done ghosts and beasts on Huamanlou, hastily comforted him.

"You have to be strong! Look at me! Even if I am dragged by them and stripped naked, misunderstood as a pervert, interrupted forcibly by them when I want to vent my desire/fire, and my life is messed up by them, I am still tenacious Survive! So, you have to live strong!!"

Taoist Mu and Layman Gusong: "..."

Sikong Zhaixing carefully asked what everyone was thinking at the moment: "...how do you feel that they are not worth our trouble to save..."

Taoist Mu nodded and said, "Forget it, just take it as a lesson for them!"

Hua Manlou said: "However, this lesson is too serious!"

Sikong Zhaixing said with a livid face: "Whose chrysanthemums are not pricked, they pricked Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng's chrysanthemums!"

Lu Xiaofeng said seriously: "No, they are stabbing other people's asses everywhere now."

"..."

Therefore, the scene developed from "how to save Yinzi and Guizi" at the beginning to "whether it is worth saving Yinzi and Guizi" to "why should we save Yinzi and Guizi".To some extent, it can be regarded as a meaningful but unpleasant topic.

Sikong Zhaixing finally said: "I always feel like an idiot for discussing such a topic here."

Lu Xiaofeng said sincerely: "Once you get involved with those two guys, you will have to become an idiot!"

"It's right in one sentence!!"

Taoist Mu suddenly said: "Actually, those two girls are ghostly spirits, maybe you don't need to worry about them at all, they can easily get rid of Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng's pursuit?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "I feel the same way!"

Hua Manlou said seriously: "But, don't forget, Ximen Chuuxue alone is already troublesome enough. Now that Ye Gucheng is added, I'm afraid the current situation is not very optimistic."

"That's right! So, let's just kill Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng together! As long as the hunter is killed, the prey will be safe!"

Lu Xiaofeng, Hua Manlou, Sikong Zaixing, Taoist Mu and Layman Gusong all looked at the man who appeared in their circle at some point, wanting to say something, but didn't know how to say it.

The only person who knew his identity, Lu Xiaofeng, asked blankly: "M9, you're here..."

Unexpectedly, Gong Jiu looked at Lu Xiaofeng with contempt and said, "Shut up, Lu Xiaofeng, the only one who can call me M9 is my master——Yinzi!!"

Sikong Zhaixing asked calmly: "Master?"

Lu Xiaofeng replied: "Well, the little brother who was harvested by popping chrysanthemums."

Sikong Zhaixing: "..."

"So what do you say?" Gong Jiu said seriously, "Since everyone has the same goal, let's solve Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng together!"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "No, we haven't done this for those two guys!"

"That's right! How could we have won those two sword monsters? According to me, it would be more effective to persuade them not to chase after Guizi and the others!"

Lu Xiaofeng, Hua Manlou, Sikong Zaixing, Taoist Mu, and Layman Gusong all looked at the pink man who appeared in their circle at some time, and were speechless again.

Lu Xiaofeng, who also knew his identity, looked at him expressionlessly again and asked, "Fen Yanzi, are you here too?"

Fen Yanzi said seriously: "Naturally, my best friend in the soul——Guizi encounters an accident, how can I stand by and watch?"

Sikong Zhaixing asked again: "How did you get this?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "Love and peace!"

Sikong Zhaixing: "..."

"Anyone else? Why don't we come out together!!"

As soon as Lu Xiaofeng finished speaking, a large group of people actually appeared.

"Yin Zi encountered such a thing, how can I, as a sister of a different surname, not come to help?" Xue Bing said seriously.

"Guizi helped me a lot. My Aunt Gongsun can kill people, but she can also save people at the same time!" Aunt Gongsun smiled and appeared together with a total of eight people from "Red Shoes".

"And us!" Emei Sixiu and Yan Renying appeared together and said, "We have not been able to repay the kindness of Yinzi and Guizi. This time, it is our turn to help them!"

"You are not the only ones who repay your kindness!" Chu Chu and Chen Jingjing appeared together with the other four people of "Silver Flower", and said with a smile, "I will definitely not let Sister Yin be killed like this! The Sword God is against me, and I want to protect Sister Yinzi!"

"Is that right?"

Suddenly a cold tone came over, and in an instant, the snow-white figure dazzled everyone's eyes.

"Simon...not..."

A young man with an expression resembling Ximen Chuuxue appeared in front of them.Lu Xiaofeng remembered this man.

"You are……"

"Ah, I remember, you are the illegitimate son of Ximen Chuuxue!" Chu Chu said loudly before Lu Xiaofeng.

Even if it was a joke, this information was enough to make everyone present explode violently.

"What, bastard? Really?"

Ye Guhong blushed and shouted: "Don't insult Ximen Chuuxue! I'm not his illegitimate child, although I don't mind being his illegitimate child, or if I really am his illegitimate child, I will be very happy, But the fact is that I am not his illegitimate child!!!"

Lu Xiaofeng complained very calmly about this: "Your explanation contains too much desire!"

Ye Guhong ignored Lu Xiaofeng's complaints, and continued: "Hmph, it's only natural for that woman to be hunted down for what she did to Ximen Chuuxue! But, there is no need for him to do it himself, it will only pollute him." sword!"

Chu Chu looked at Ye Guhong coldly and said: "Not up to him, but to you? You are also worthy to be the opponent of Yinzi sister? Have you forgotten that I was defeated by my magical skill of bursting chrysanthemums?"

Sikong Zhaixing asked calmly: "What is the magical art of bursting chrysanthemums?"

Lu Xiaofeng also calmly replied: "It's literally."

Ye Guhong snorted angrily: "Let's figure it out, I won't miss it next time!"

Taoist Mu looked at Ye Guhong and said, "You are the little white dragon of Wudang, Ye Guhong, right? I've heard of you!"

Ye Guhong bowed respectfully to Taoist Mu and said, "Taoist Mu!"

Taoist Mu nodded and said, "Although everyone here wants to help those two girls, but now we don't know where they are at all, so how can we help?"

Hua Manlou also nodded in agreement and said, "Indeed, we have been discussing here to no avail. I think what needs to be discussed now is their escape route."

After being silent for a while, Lu Xiaofeng finally opened his mouth and said: "...I think, have they gone back?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Go back? Back to Fusang?"

Lu Xiaofeng nodded: "You can escape from the pursuit of Ximen and Ye Gucheng, and at the same time go home, right?"

With a pale face, Xue Bing said sadly: "That is to say, we...will never see Yinzi and the others again?"

Everyone stopped talking, but a sad atmosphere permeated the air.

Hua Manlou finally broke the silence and said, "There's no need to feel sad, as long as they are still alive, we will have a chance to meet after all, won't we?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly, "That's right..."

As he said that, he picked up the wine in front of him and held it up high: "Although those two girls often bring us trouble, but we finally got to know each other, let's have a drink for them!"

Everyone listened to Lu Xiaofeng's words and each picked up a glass of wine.

"Then, let's drink to the safety of Yinzi and Guizi!"

"Oh, cheers!!"

So the 29 people present drank wine together...

Lu Xiaofeng felt a little uncoordinated.

"...Is it true that there are two more people?"

"What? There are two more people suddenly? Isn't that a supernatural event? Why did there appear to be 21 people in the photo when there were only [-] people in the photo? It's so scary! What's going on here, wig?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! Don't be fooled, Yinshi. Generally speaking, things like this are usually caused by mistaking the shadow for a person. In fact, the number of people has not changed at all!"

Everyone looked at Gintoki and Katsura who appeared between them without any expression on their faces.The scene fell into the strangest silence from the beginning to the present, and the murderous intent was strong.

Realizing that something was wrong, Gintoki and Katsura began to look at everyone with shame.

"Well, what, what's wrong?"

"Tell them how it feels to be fooled! Beat them up!!!"

So, under Lu Xiaofeng's order, Yin Shi and Gui were beaten up by everyone.