The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Xiao Anzi: "Then, the first level is to run quickly through the 800-meter-long passage!"

Wei Ziyun and others looked at the various levels of the competition, and said contemptuously: "Hmph, is this a level? It's too easy! This level is not even enough for practice..."

"boom----"

Suddenly, a huge explosion floated over with a thick black mushroom cloud.

Then, several explosions followed one after another. The soldiers' cries for help and shouts resounded through the sky, and soldiers were continuously blown into the sky by the explosions.

Except for Yinshi and Gui who were the parties, all the faces on the city wall were sad.

At this time, Xiao Anzi explained: "The 800-meter-long passage is full of various traps, please pay attention! Ah, here, thank you boss Zhu Ting for your strong support..."

In the next second, Lu Xiaofeng grabbed Yinshi's collar and shouted with bloodshot eyes: "Hey! Did you play too much? Do you need to move Zhu Ting out? He actually made those traps? The new year is almost here, do you want to dye this new year with a different color?"

Yinshi stared at the dead fish eyes and said, "What are you talking about? The representative color of the New Year is red, right?"

"It's not that red! By the way, where is Zhu Ting? Ah, over there, I saw it, and I'm nodding in satisfaction!? Are you satisfied with your design, bastard?"

Zhu Ting said lightly: "I've been troubled all this time. After all, an invention is meaningless if you don't try it out! Now it's finally solved!"

"Hey! Don't experiment with other people's lives!!"

Xiao Anzi said: "Well, hero Lu Xiaofeng, one of the judges, seems to have reservations about the design of this level! Your Majesty, what do you think?"

The emperor said seriously: "I finally understand why the so-called luck is used! It really takes a lot of luck!"

Xiao Anzi: "It seems that Your Majesty thinks this level is reasonable! Ah, quite a few, the soldiers have successfully passed this level! Next, is the second level! We have to climb over the huge wall in front of us!"

At this time, everyone saw that a huge wall was erected there like this, but, quite rationally, there were many ropes hanging from the top of the wall for soldiers to climb along the ropes.

The four of Ouchi had lingering fears after going through the first level, and they all breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that there seemed to be no exaggerated tricks in the second level.

However, only Lu Xiaofeng knew that this was by no means simple.

"Could the person who designed this be..."

Yinshi replied: "Ah, it's still the boss!"

As soon as Yinshi's voice fell, a burst of mourning came over.

They found that when the soldiers started to climb up, the top kept dropping black balls of mud.

Gui explained at this time: "This kind of situation always happens in wars. When the city is about to be captured, the archers on a wall will shoot arrows down. This is to imitate that situation. But considering that if you really shoot bows and arrows Likely to kill people so we switched to…"

"So use mud dumplings instead!" Yin Xian said thoughtfully.

"It's not mud balls, it's dung balls provided by the professional dung beetle team!!"

"Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

The wailing of the soldiers made Lu Xiaofeng and the four of them shed tears in their hearts: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!It shouldn't have been designed by these two female demons...

Xiao Anzi: "Now, many soldiers have successfully passed the first two levels, and the next step is the third level. Please take a piece of paper at will and complete the instructions on the piece of paper to pass the level! This should not be too dangerous... …Eh, wait, there are actually quite a few soldiers losing their fighting spirit after seeing the order? Ah, some even vomited blood? What, what is going on here?”

Soldier A: "Well, what is this?"

Soldier B: "Who gave the order?"

Soldier C: "I can't do it, I can't do it at all!!"

Soldier D: "It's not human at all!"

As the number of soldiers who lost their fighting spirit increased, Lu Xiaofeng asked: "...What are the orders?"

Yinshi said: "Actually, they are all very simple instructions!"

"Simple? Can simplicity be such a hell scene?"

Gui said: "It's just that in order to test the psychological quality of the soldiers, a little bit of pressure was added in it."

Lu Xiaofeng and the others had a bad premonition.Just at this time, several label instructions floated over, and Lu Xiaofeng caught them directly.

Instruction [-]: Please bring the wife of the boss who you think is the ugliest.

Instruction [-]: Please put on women's clothes and sing a song to the person you like.

Command three: Please get the emperor's underwear.

……

There was an eerie silence.

Gui said proudly: "How, we have thought about it for a long time! It is very effective for mental training!"

"Have you...have you considered the feelings of the soldiers who were publicly executed?"

"What are you talking about!" Yinshi said seriously, "Brain cells can be activated by some stimulation when you are young!"

Lu Xiaofeng tried his best to complain: "Regardless of what a brain cell is, even if you really succeed in improving your mental quality, your heart is almost on the verge of collapse!!"

The emperor said seriously: "So that's how it is. If you really want to get Zhen's underwear, you can't do it without courage and perseverance!"

The four in Ouchi: "Your Majesty! Please don't take it so seriously, okay?!"

Even so, there are still many soldiers with abnormally high psychological quality who have completed the order with perseverance.

However, something else happened during the review by the examiner.

"You, the number plate is lost, and you are disqualified!"

"what?"

"When was it lost?"

"Oh! The soldiers lost their number plates one after another? What's going on?" Xiao Anzi shouted.

At this time, a man appeared with a large number of number plates.I saw him smiling, leaping with exceptionally perfect Qinggong.

Xiao Anzi was surprised and said: "That's it! Sikong Zhaixing! The King of Stealing Kings, Sikong Zhaixing! He is the one who stole the soldiers' number plates without anyone noticing! Be careful, everyone!!"

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Yin Shi and Gui expressionlessly and asked, "You guys still found that monkey?"

Gui smiled: "Either don't do it, we will do our best!"

Lu Xiaofeng complained: "I sincerely hope you don't do so well! We can't bear it!"

Xiao Anzi's host continued: "Right now, those who have successfully passed the first three stages are undoubtedly soldiers with outstanding willpower and luck, and now we have finally reached the final stage of the first half!!"

At this time, what appeared in front of them was a beautiful woman who was as delicate and charming as a daffodil.I saw her blushing, smiling softly and looking at the soldiers who came to her.

"I made these, please choose any dish, and you can pass the level after eating!"

The soldiers all began to feel shy.

"This, such a beautiful girl cooks with her own hands, I'm full just looking at it!"

"One, it must be very delicious!"

The soldiers smirked and picked up the dishes in front of them.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Yin Shi and Gui expressionlessly: "...You guys, you actually called Xue Bing here too?"

Yin Shi: "Well, yes!"

Lu Xiaofeng said with a blue face: "You guys... know what effect Xue Bing's cooking will produce!"

Gui: "That's why it's challenging!"

Just as Yin Xian was about to ask what was going on, another burst of wailing came from below.Looking around, I saw one soldier after another fell in front of the dish that had only eaten a bite.

Xiao Anzi: "As expected of Miss Xue, who is known as the king of hell cuisine, the effect is really amazing!! This group of soldiers who can even digest rotten meat with a smile are powerless in front of her dishes! It's truly breathtaking!"

Lu Xiaofeng shouted: "Stop talking!! Xue Bing is going to cry!"

Xue Bing blushed and complained with tears in her eyes: "Yinzi, Guizi, I hate you!!!"

Xiao Anzi: "Finally, after eliminating all kinds of difficult levels, we finally came to the second half! It is also the most difficult level in this martial arts competition! Because the opponent you will face is..."

Not only the participating soldiers, but even everyone on the city wall trembled involuntarily.

"It's actually Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng!!"

Lu Xiaofeng shouted loudly: "How many people did you call to help?"

Xiao Anzi continued: "The owner of Ximen Village and the owner of Baiyun City each have many red ribbons around their waists. As long as you can get one, you can pass the level! Everyone, work hard! Don't be killed!!"

"Definitely killed!!" All the soldiers shouted.

Gui said: "No, in order to prevent them from accidentally killing people, we didn't give them too powerful weapons."

Lu Xiaofeng saw that both of them had rice spoons in their hands.

Yinshi picked his nose and said: "The rice spoon is a very good thing! It's flat, but it feels like holding a sword. The most important thing is that you can't kill people with this..."

"The murderous intent is very strong, hey! Is it really okay?" Lu Xiaofeng broke down and said, "By the way, what method did you use to bring them here to help you? Why would they agree? In this world What happened?"

Gui said seriously: "To be honest, we didn't expect them to agree at first, and we planned to spend a day and a night convincing them, but they agreed as soon as we went!"

Lu Xiaofeng muttered: "I can't resist them instinctively..."

Although Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng's swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world, but after becoming rice spoons, and with a large number of people, there will still be someone who can successfully win the red ribbon.

Xiao Anzi: "People have successfully obtained the red ribbon one after another! Now it's the penultimate level!!"

When the soldiers who got the ribbons came to the back garden, they all stopped.

Flowers are beautiful, but people are even more beautiful!

A group of beautiful girls looked at the soldiers with smiling faces, and their hearts melted.

Xiao Anzi: "This level is very easy, as long as you tie the red ribbons in your hands on any woman! It's the complete opposite of the previous level!"

Yes, this task can be said to be the easiest part of the hard battle, but the strange thing is that no one dares to step forward!

Since they refused to step forward, the woman could only step forward.

A beautiful woman who is so delicate that even the peony has lost its color walked up to the front, held the hand of one of the soldiers and said softly: "What? Don't you tie it on me?"

"Feifei Feifei is very willing!" The soldier stammered, and with trembling hands, he was about to bring the red satin to her to tie it on, but he was thrown to the ground by the woman in an instant.

In the next second, the woman turned her face: "You are the only one who deserves to wear a red ribbon for me? You don't even look in the mirror!!"

"..." Lu Xiaofeng looked at Yin Shi and Gui expressionlessly again, "Chuchu...you called this little girl here too..."

"It's not just her!" Yin Shi said, "I've called everyone from Silver Flower! Red Shoes and Emei Sixiu are also here!"

Therefore, the back garden is full of beauties who are more beautiful than flowers, and also more terrifying than poisonous snakes and beasts!It really is half heaven and half hell!

Gui said: "However, apart from them, there are also many court ladies and female friends they know! So not all of them are very dangerous!"

Seeing the soldiers start to smirk and stop at this place and stop moving forward, the four of them became unhappy.

Wei Ziyun said: "What's going on? Is the mere beauty tripping them up like this?"

After hearing this, Yinshi sighed and said, "So, you guys alone can't solve the problem of their low morale!"

After hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng immediately asked: "What? What is the reason?"

Gui replied: "Really, didn't the last part already tell you the answer?"

"Eh?" Lu Xiaofeng was puzzled.

"It's another new year, another year has passed, and I'm still a bachelor! However, for a whole year, I can only train non-stop, let alone getting married, and I don't even have the opportunity to meet cute girls. No! Tell me, can this not make people's morale drop?"

Regarding Gui's explanation, everyone was silent.

At this moment, no one noticed that a soldier stood out, successfully tied the ribbon on a woman's body, and rushed straight to the big drum that symbolized the key point.

Xiao Anzi noticed it, and shouted: "Yes, finally a person came to Dagu, he was unmoved by all the beauties, and successfully passed the beauty test!"

Yinshi explained at this time: "Of course it is not ruled out that some people already have a girl they like, but because they have been single for several years, and they are surrounded by males, so they don't know how to deal with girls at all, so they play the opposite sex. The handsome and suave Meimei Sang is naturally welcomed by all the bachelors!"

Lu Xiaofeng supported his forehead and said: "...So that's how it is..."

The soldier finally came to the big drum, smiled triumphantly, dreamed about his newly married life in the future, picked up the wooden stick next to the big drum, and knocked it down vigorously...

"boom--"

The big drum exploded.

The last soldier fell.Everyone fell into silence.

"...I said it at the beginning, luck is very important..." Yinshi said lightly.Then they looked at Zhu Ting together with Lu Xiaofeng.

Zhu Ting muttered to himself: "Well, I was still thinking about making a strange sound, but it seems to have failed. I need to study it again when I go back..."

The so-called not breaking out in silence, is dying in silence.

"Then, the fight will end like this..."

"Everyone has worked hard, let's go back first..."

"Beat them to death!!"

The soldiers rushed towards Yinshi and Gui, just wanting to beat up these two bastards, the scene was in chaos!

Yin Xian and the others maintained order and shouted loudly, "Hey, calm down..."

At this time, a dung mud ball actually hit him in the face.

With a sound of "pa", Yin Xian's rationality broke!

"Ah, you want to play, right? I'll play with you!!" So, Yin Xian ran away violently!

Under the city wall, there is chaos!

Lu Xiaofeng looked at these blankly: "Ah... I don't care..."

The emperor smiled: "This year's New Year is really interesting! What do you think?"

Hua Manlou also smiled: "Well, indeed!"

"Scared?" Lu Xiaofeng stared blankly at the two people who were gentle and tolerant of the chaos below, puzzled.

"Haven't you noticed?" Hua Manlou said, "Since they already know that the root cause of the soldiers' morale decline is that they can't meet girls, then it's enough to arrange a banquet for the maids to meet the soldiers, right? ? But why did they go to such lengths to hold this martial arts meeting?"

"Isn't it just for fun?"

"Doing such a troublesome thing because it's fun?"

Knowing that Yinshi, who was lazy all day long, hated troubles the most, Lu Xiaofeng shut his mouth immediately.

"You are really slow to your own affairs!" Hua Manlou laughed, "Didn't they hold such a large-scale New Year's martial arts meeting so that we can all get together and have a happy New Year?"

"Especially for you, a homeless and wandering prodigal son!" The emperor said to Lu Xiaofeng with a smile.

[I am a prodigal son, I have no home to return to! 】

At this time, Lu Xiaofeng suddenly felt that Yinshi and Gui might just think of a way to let him enjoy the happy feeling of the New Year?

Lu Xiaofeng whispered: "...Ah, it's probably not possible..."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled slightly.

The day after the martial arts meeting ended.

Yinshi and Gui looked at the lucky money in their hands in disbelief.

"What kind of conspiracy is this?"

"Yeah, maybe he did something wrong to us..."

"Stop talking nonsense there!!" Lu Xiaofeng said angrily, "It's just lucky money, lest two bastards say I'm mean!"

Yin Shi put away the lucky money in his hand and said with a smile, "Well, you know how to do it!"

"Haven't you been beaten enough?" Lu Xiaofeng hesitated, then said slowly, "Anyway, thank you..."

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

"No, it's nothing..." At this moment, Lu Xiaofeng noticed that Yin Shi and Gui seemed to be calculating something, and he asked, "What is this?"

Yinshi and Gui laughed: "Hey hey, yesterday's fighting will make us a lot of money!"

Lu Xiaofeng was silent: "...Huh?"

Yin Shi said: "Considering that you won't give us lucky money, so let's just earn lucky money ourselves! Haha, we really made a lot of money!"

Seeing Yinshi seemed to be planning to take it all for himself, Gui immediately said: "Yinshi, don't take it all for yourself, hand over my share!! Divide it equally!"

"What are you talking about? Can't I keep it for you?"

"Don't be kidding, your words must be gone to buy sweets or go to the casino in a blink of an eye! I won't believe your money! Hurry up and hand it over!!"

Suddenly, Yinshi and Gui felt an indescribable murderous aura.

After turning his face away, he froze for an instant.

At this moment, Lu Xiaofeng looked at them like a rakshasa ghost, feeling extremely unhappy for some reason.

Gintoki and Gui trembled.

"Huh? What's the matter? Eyebrows? Why are you angry?"

"Yinshi, do you think you are missing a share? The eyebrow palace's share! Sorry, eyebrow palace, we will never swallow your share..."

"You want me to feel at home and have a happy new year or something to hell with it!!!"

Ever since, after Lu Xiaofeng babbled about something that Yinshi and Gui didn't understand at all, the two spent their first and last New Year in Lu Xiaofeng's world with injuries.

The author has something to say: This is the end of the New Year special!Hope you enjoy this chapter!

The main story "Ghost Villa" will be officially updated in the next five days.Since Gong Jiu has already appeared in advance, "Phoenix Dance for Nine Heavens" will not appear in this world of broken plots, so the next chapter will be the last volume of Lu Xiaofeng's series.Although it is very sad, please look forward to it.

Thank you everyone! (laugh)

Volume [-] Ghost Villa