The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

"It's almost New Year's Eve!"

Such a sentence came out of the mouth of a man with the same beard and eyebrows without warning.

The silver-white curly-haired girl who was enjoying the winter sun comfortably opened her eyes immediately and asked, "Hey, Meimei-san, is my lucky money ready?"

The man known as Meimei Sang glared at the girl and said, "Why should I prepare New Year's money for you?"

"Hey, aren't you?" The girl sat up and said with staring eyes, "you know, it's a natural behavior for parents to give their children lucky money! What is lucky money? It's for the children's physical and mental health. It is a necessary artifact to ward off evil spirits! Therefore, for the sake of my physical and mental health and development so that I can become a useful adult in the future, you, an adult who has long been on the road to waste material, should make up for one's inadequacy and entrust hope to the next generation body!"

"Don't be there, as soon as you see it's beneficial, get in touch with me!!" The man yelled, "I don't admit that I have a daughter like you! By the way, what hope do you have! You have already been established, He has long been stereotyped as a rotten adult! It is completely hopeless!"

"What kind of New Year is a New Year without lucky money!" the white-haired girl complained.

"Can't you think of anything else besides New Year's money?"

"Others? What else? Do you want it, a wig?" The white-haired girl suddenly asked the beautiful girl with long black hair who had been sitting beside her without saying a word.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" The long black-haired girl thought for a while, and then said, "I know! I finally understand the meaning of New Year's that Meimaodian suddenly mentioned!"

The man sighed: "I finally know!"

I saw the girl with long black hair—Gui patted him on the shoulder, and said in a sympathetic tone: "Another year has passed! Another year of being a bachelor! But it doesn't matter! One day you will definitely be able to start a family! So, don't mind!"

The man finally burst out with blue veins, gritted his teeth and said, "You... did it on purpose?"

He shook off Gui's hand and shouted: "I'm asking you, the New Year is coming soon, don't you need to go home to celebrate the New Year?"

After hearing his words, the two girls glanced at each other, then returned to their original posture.

"...You guys, what is this..."

"It's too early to go back!" the white-haired girl complained.

Gui also sighed and said, "Oh, in the past, our large team of barbarians celebrated the annual meeting together! This time without me, they must feel very disappointed!"

"I think they will be as happy as ever!"

"Hmph, Yin Shi, don't try to sow discord! My existence as a leader is extremely important to them!"

The white-haired girl——Yinshi didn't care about the clamor of the black-haired girl at all, and just muttered to himself: "Xin Baji, Kagula, you have to spend the New Year by yourself this year!"

Gui glanced at Yinshi thoughtfully, and asked, "Yinshi, don't tell me you're just rejoicing about avoiding the New Year's gift to the captain and the others!"

Suddenly, Yin Shi trembled all over.

"Ha, hahaha, how, how is it possible? Yinsang, how could I be such a useless adult, wig, you really love to joke... Hahaha..."

He really thinks so!Both Gui and Lu Xiaofeng, the man with exactly the same eyebrows and beard, agree with this.So at the same time, he cast a contemptuous look at Gintoki.

"By the way, what about you, Meimei-san? Aren't you going home for the New Year?" Yinshi asked.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "I'm a prodigal son, I have no home to go back to!"

At that moment, both Yinshi and Gui were silent.

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

When the door was opened, there were four men in gorgeous brocade suits.

One has a pale face and a noble bearing; the other has a pale face with a sneer on his face; the other has eagle-like eyes and a nose like an eagle's hook; the other has a white face with a slight beard and bright eyes.

They turned out to be the four masters in the university - Wei Ziyun, Ding Ao, Tu Fang and Yin Xian.

Seeing the four of them appeared in front of him together, Lu Xiaofeng was unavoidably startled.

"Excuse me," they said.

"It's really an unexpected person!" Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly, "So four big people came to look for me, and I guess there will be big/trouble waiting for me!"

Gintoki joked from the side: "Well, that's what happens if the RP value is not enough! So increase your RP value more, Meimei-san!"

Lu Xiaofeng said unhappily: "What is the RP value? Stop making sarcastic remarks there!"

Gui explained earnestly: "The so-called RP value is very important for adventurers. If it is too low, even if you go to villager A's house to collect property, you may be caught in the crack of the door and lose too much blood. ! Or he accidentally ate poisonous mushrooms and died on the way to adventure..."

"It doesn't make any sense after that!!" Lu Xiaofeng complained.

"Ah, no, actually..." Yin Xian said, "We are mainly looking for Miss Yinzi and Miss Guizi this time!"

At that moment, the scene became extremely silent.

Lu Xiaofeng & Yin Shi & Gui: "...Huh?"

"Scared? The soldiers are depressed?"

"That's right..." Wei Ziyun, Ding Ao, Tu Fang and Yin Xian were all troubled.

Yin Xian said: "As the Ouchi guards, in addition to ensuring the safety of the palace, it is also our duty to train soldiers. Of course, most of the soldiers are young, full-blooded and very aggressive! They are also very dedicated to training, but Ah, there is a very strange phenomenon every year..."

After a pause, Wei Ziyun took over the words and said, "That is, when the New Year is approaching, the morale of the soldiers will drop seriously to the point of sluggishness for some reason!"

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his chin and said, "Every year?"

Wei Ziyun sighed: "Yeah, no matter how much we beat and scold, no matter how much we threaten and intimidate, it's useless! Those guys are very depressed for some reason! It's no use at all!!"

Yinshi propped his face with one hand and complained: "Look, it's all because you didn't give the New Year's money, so the soldiers went on strike, right?"

Gui also joined in the fun and said: "So, as a leader, how can you command your subordinates well like this! Although the usual majesty is very important, but when necessary, you still have to follow your subordinates to the rooftop, pour some chicken soup for the soul, give a Cans of coffee or something!"

"Ah, that's not the case at all!" Yin Xian said, "Actually, we treat the soldiers well. Every year during festivals, we will send some food like rice to the soldiers! There will be rewards for outstanding performance! But , Every year at the end of the year, the phenomenon of depression will still appear! To be honest, we are really at a loss!"

Lu Xiaofeng asked suspiciously: "Didn't you ask the soldiers why?"

Yin Xian said: "We have asked, but they refused to answer! So after that, the four of us tried our best to improve this problem!"

Wei Ziyun said: "In the beginning, we thought that the soldiers thought that the gifts for the festival were not rich enough, so we increased the rewards in the second year, and even the food was several times more luxurious, but the result was very ineffective!"

Then, Ding Ao said: "Then, we were thinking about whether the soldiers felt that they didn't have much time to go home to visit their families? So in the next year, the soldiers were specially allowed to go home and visit their relatives in batches for a few days. As a result, the effect was even worse! They It's almost like mud!"

Tu Fang went on to say: "Afterwards, we thought about it and thought maybe they felt that the New Year's atmosphere was not strong enough? So we held a special New Year's Martial Arts Conference the next year, but...it still had no effect!"

Wei Ziyun once again sighed greatly: "So, the end of this year is here again! The strange phenomenon of the soldiers has begun to appear again! We are at the end of the road, and at this moment, we think of you!"

Yin Xian looked at Yinshi and Gui and said, "So, Miss Yinzi, Miss Guizi, can you please help me to find out what is the reason why the soldiers are so depressed?"

"Wait!" It was not Yinshi or Gui who spoke, but Lu Xiaofeng, who asked with a serious face, "I understand that you are very anxious now, and have reached the point where you have to go to the doctor in a hurry! But, why did you do that?" Thinking of asking these two?"

Yinshi and Gui, who were described as "only", looked at Lu Xiaofeng expressionlessly at the same time.

Yinshi arrives: "Hey, Meimeisang, what are you? Are you contemptuous? Are you contemptuous of Yinsang?"

Gui said: "How dare you use 'only' to describe us! Even if you take ten thousand steps back, you should still use 'head' to describe us!"

Yinshi complained: "No, using 'head' is not much better!"

To Lu Xiaofeng's question, Wei Ziyun replied: "Anyway, Miss Yinzi and Miss Guizi are women, and women are always more careful in their minds, so I tried to ask you to take this into consideration."

"Are you sure?" Lu Xiaofeng said earnestly, "These two are creatures that would not hesitate to stick a knife into a man! Are you sure you want to ask them?"

Wei Ziyun: "..."

At this time, Yin Xian said: "Actually, the one who thought of entrusting them is not us, but the emperor!"

"Emperor?" Yin Shi and Gui thought of the man who had the same appearance as their general.

"So, he said let us go out?"

"That's right!" Yin Xian said, "Your Majesty said, if you say so, maybe this strange symptom of the soldiers can be cured!"

"You're flattering us too much!" Yin Shi said while picking his nose.

"If you succeed..." Yin Xian said slowly, "You can eat sweets!"

At that moment, Yinshi was stunned as if hit by a thunder!

Seeing Yinshi's stupid appearance, Gui immediately complained, "Yinshi, a warrior should eat more plainly! Sweets or something, if you eat such naive and weak things, not only your body, but even your mind will degenerate. ..."

"Miss Guizi!" Yin Xian said with a smile, "Little Shell (a fluffy little white dog) misses you very much!"

As a result, Lian Gui was stunned as if struck by lightning!

Lu Xiaofeng sighed, these two are hopeless...

Therefore, Yinshi and Gui, who took over the commission, carried out a vigorous activity of "recovering the morale of soldiers".

In order to understand why the soldiers were depressed, Gintoki and the others requested a one-day observation.Of course, Wei Ziyun and the others also agreed.

Twelve hours a day, deducting the convenient time for rest, there are actually nine hours of training!And the holidays are very limited, and there are strict restrictions on going out.

Yinshi looked at the soldier training schedule in his hand, and then at the list of soldiers in Gui's hand, and they all looked at each other.

"Hey, wig, this is..."

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! Ah, the situation is really serious!"

For Yin Shi and Gui, who had been on the battlefield and led soldiers, they immediately discovered the reason for the malaise of these soldiers.

"So, what should I do! It's such a problem!"

"Well... If you don't handle it well, there may be sequelae, and that would be terrible!"

Gintoki and Gui went back to the inn while discussing.As a result, as soon as he went back, he saw Lu Xiaofeng, a lecherous bastard, hooking up with a certain beautiful woman again.

Yinshi and Gui looked at each other, they held Lu Xiaofeng's arm in a tacit understanding, one left and one right, and said pretendingly: "Damn it, you bloody ghost, you're flirting again! I'll cut you off!"

Lu Xiaofeng knew the purpose of these two guys, and immediately glared at them.And when the beauty saw two women appearing at the same time, she smiled and left automatically.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the beautiful woman regretfully, and at the same time growled at Yin Shi and Gui: "What are you doing, you guys! You won't be reconciled if you don't spoil me for a day, will you?"

Yinshi picked his nose and said, "I'm just working hard for the lucky money that belongs to me!"

"Don't even think about getting lucky money from me!!" Lu Xiaofeng said angrily, "Don't do anything and just want to get benefits! There is nothing so good in the world!!"

At this moment, Yinshi and Gui had a flash of inspiration respectively.

"Wig, this... maybe it will work!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! Maybe this is a good way!"

Seeing that they seemed to have decided on something, Lu Xiaofeng asked: "What's wrong? Do you know the reason why the soldiers are depressed?"

"Ah, roughly!" Yinshi suddenly smiled and said, "Meimei-san, I have something to ask you!"

In an instant, Lu Xiaofeng had a bad premonition.

The next day, Yinshi and Gui found the four of them.

"What? Hold a 'New Year's Large-scale Fighting Meeting'?"

"That's right!" Yinshi said with a smile, "As long as this is called, the morale of the soldiers will rush up like a fountain!!"

"It's useless, it's useless!" Tu Fang said, "We've already tried this, and it didn't work at all!"

"That's your method is wrong!" Gui said, "Trust us, if you arrange it according to our method, there will be significant results!"

Yin Xian frowned and asked, "Then, how do you want to arrange it?"

Yinshi said: "You just need to help us reserve a larger venue! Ah, in addition, there are prizes about the venue, so you can announce it like this!"

Yin Shi took out a piece of paper and handed it to them, they opened it and looked at each other in puzzlement.

"So, is it really all right?"

Yinshi actually smiled and packed the ticket and said, "Ah, it must be all right!"

So, on the same day, the four of them posted an announcement in the palace city: Ten days later, a "large-scale martial arts meeting approaching the New Year" will be held, and the prize will be a face-to-face direct teaching of communication skills by Lu Xiaofeng, who is suave and full of peach blossoms. Active participation!

To be honest, after posting this announcement, the four of Wei Ziyun didn't think that such a prize would be attractive at all. However, what surprised them was that the number of applicants was unprecedentedly high, and the soldiers rushed to sign up one after another. There was a fierce morale that had never been seen before.All this took the four of them by surprise.

"You, what kind of magic did you cast?"

Both Yinshi and Gui smiled mysteriously: "Hmph, next, take a good look at it!"

So, just like that, the day of the martial arts meeting ten days later finally arrived.

The day of the fight.The atmosphere was so hot that it was burning like it could melt the winter.

On the highest wall of the imperial city, there were five people sitting, and there were four others standing. These four standing people were the big internal guards Wei Ziyun, Ding Ao, Tu Fang and Yin Xian.

Xiao Anzi, the emperor's close eunuch, folded a huge straight board into a cylinder and used it as a trumpet. Looking at the soldiers surrounded by darkness below the city, he announced loudly: "Soldiers, the exciting moment has finally arrived! Now it's approaching." The new year's large-scale martial arts competition is about to begin! Now let me introduce the judges! Of course, the narrators are silver and wigs (Gui: not wigs, but Guizi!!!), in addition, There are three special characters!

"First of all, of course it is His Majesty the Emperor!"

The emperor, who has the same appearance as Tokugawa Momo, looked at the soldiers under the city wall with a smile. The moment he saw the emperor, the morale of the soldiers was high.

Xiao Anzi continued: "The next thing is our prize for the winner this time - Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Daxia who has four eyebrows and has a continuous succession of heterosexual relationships no matter whether it is good or bad peach blossoms!"

Lu Xiaofeng immediately complained to Yin Shi and Gui: "What is that? What kind of commentary is that? It must be written by you, right? By the way, why am I the prize? Ah, what communication skills? No, it's more important What is..."

When Lu Xiaofeng carefully looked at the soldiers under the city wall, all the soldiers actually gave Lu Xiaofeng fierce and hopeful eyes when they saw Lu Xiaofeng.At that moment, Lu Xiaofeng only felt the creeps.

Lu Xiaofeng glared at Yin Shi and Gui and shouted: "Well, it's okay to communicate or something, but... it really doesn't matter??"

Yinshi picked his nose and said, "It's okay, it's okay! It will be safe! By the way, even if you are pushed by a man, you still have the ability to escape, right?"

"Don't talk about such a horrible thing!" Lu Xiaofeng began to feel annoyed, "If I had known about it, I would have refused to agree to your request!!"

Xiao Anzi continued to host: "The last is our special guest - Huamanlou, the seventh son of the Hua family, a rich man in the south of the Yangtze River! For the winner this time, he will present a big house in the south of the Yangtze River as the winning prize." Special award! It is especially suitable for newlyweds!!"

"Uh oh oh oh oh oh——"

The soldiers cheered loudly!Even on the city wall, you can feel the momentum of the earth shaking and the mountains shaking!

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Hua Manlou, who was slightly tired but still smiling gently, and asked, "That house...was you willing to leave it?"

Hua Manlou said hesitantly, "Hmm...well..."

Seeing that Hua ManLou seemed unwilling to mention it, Lu XiaoFeng was sure that Yin Shi and Gui TieDing used some nasty tricks.

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: Poor Huamanlou... No, it should be that he and Huamanlou are very pitiful...

Probably seeing what Lu Xiaofeng was thinking, Hua Manlou smiled and said, "It's okay, if a house can boost the morale of the soldiers, it's a good deal, isn't it?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I don't think it's that simple! After all, the matter of the house was not mentioned when announcing the martial arts meeting, but the soldiers' reaction was quite enthusiastic... What's the reason?"

Xiao Anzi: "Then, now, the proposers of our proposal - Yinzi and Wig (Gui: Not a wig, but Guizi!!) to explain the rules of this competition!"

Yinshi and Gui stepped forward.

Yinshi said without motivation: "The competition is very simple, it is divided into two parts. The front is Gongmen City. You have to pass four checkpoints in a row to reach the latter part, which is the harem!!"

"Oh oh oh oh——"

The soldiers once again broke out in fierce shouts.

Gui took Yinshi's words and continued: "Of course, the harem level will be more difficult than the previous level, please pay more attention!"

Yinshi said: "Remind everyone, every contestant has a number plate on his body, and if he loses the number plate, he will lose the qualification for the competition! Please pay attention to this point!"

Gui finally said: "To complete the whole process, you must have the following five points: force, intelligence, physical strength, perseverance, and luck! All five are indispensable! Please work hard!"

After Yinshi and Gui returned to their seats, Xiao Anzi said, "Then, now let the emperor give us the start ceremony for this competition!"

The emperor smiled and slowly raised his hand: "Then..."

The moment his hand was put down, the emperor said: "The match begins!!"