The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Yinshi and Guibi knelt on the ground with bruised and swollen faces, and said sincerely, "I'm sorry."

"Sure enough, you two guys don't deserve sympathy at all!" Lu Xiaofeng complained angrily.

Hua Manlou smiled wryly and asked, "Why are Miss Yinzi and Miss Guizi appearing here?"

Yinshi stared at the dead fish eyes and said: "Hua Sang, what do you mean by that? Isn't Yinzi supposed to appear here? Don't you want to see Yinzi?"

Hua Manlou smiled softly and said, "Why? I'm very happy to hear your voices as always! Where have you been before? How are you doing? Are you eating well? Are you eating well? Are you sleeping? There should be no injuries or discomfort, right?"

At that moment, everyone present without exception felt a wind of motherly love.

"...It's mom!"

"Mom!!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Really, now I feel like an idiot for worrying about you guys! You guys! You should be more considerate of others!!"

"This time it's Dad!"

"Father?"

"Ah, that's enough!" Yinshi simply sat cross-legged on the ground, picked his nose and said, "Let's skip the preaching! Our situation is bad enough now!"

Gui he scolded: "Yinshi, no matter what, the people present gathered here because they were worried about us, so even if we think it's troublesome, we must face them with a gesture of gratitude! This is the essence of the workplace. The way of living!"

"Hey, is it okay to say something like that? Where are you from as a company employee?"

The people who were stimulated by Yin Shi and Gui's words started to riot/chaos again.

Yinshi shouted impatiently: "It's noisy! Whoever quarrels with me will explode! Men and women are not limited!!"

In an instant, the scene really quieted down immediately.

Lu Xiaofeng rubbed his eyebrows and said: "Yinzi, everyone is here because of you! How can you say such a thing?"

"That's right!" Very rarely, Gong Jiu agreed with outrage, which made Lu Xiaofeng very surprised!

"You..." When Lu Xiaofeng was about to express his gratitude to him, Gong Jiu then said seriously: "The only one who can accept your chrysanthemum baptism is me!!"

Afterwards, Gong Jiu was stripped of his trousers, with Lake Toya inserted in the chrysanthemum, and he just rolled his eyes and hung on a nearby tree.

Everyone tried their best to ignore the obscenity on the tree.

Xue Bing said: "We all thought you went back to Fusang..."

Yin Shi said: "We also want to, but it's not so easy to go back!"

"is it far?"

"In a way it is indeed far!"

"Then where were you all hiding before? It's amazing that you haven't heard anything about it!" Sikong Zhaixing asked.

"Because we haven't moved in one place!"

"No way..." Sikong Zhaixing said in disbelief, "Where is it?"

"Wanmei Villa."

"..." An indescribable atmosphere began to pervade.

Lu Xiaofeng hesitated and asked: "Where? Wanmei Villa?"

Yinshi picked his nose and said, "Don't deceive yourself, Meimei-san, we are hiding in Ximen-sang's house!"

Lu Xiaofeng yelled: "Why, why would the hunted person flee to the home of the murderer instead?? How is that different from throwing oneself into a trap?"

"So, your group of people's vision is really narrow!" Gui said, holding his chest, "It is because of your qualitative thinking that we decided to hide in his house. Isn't there a saying like that?" A dangerous place is the safest place!', there is no doubt that the hunter's home is the most dangerous, but it is also a huge blind spot, because no one will think that the prey is actually hiding directly in the hunter's home! This is me It is a talk about the experience accumulated by 'Escape Kotaro' over the years!"

Aunt Gongsun laughed: "As expected of Guizi! You can think so thoroughly!"

Lu Xiaofeng nodded and said: "Indeed, once Ximen Chuuxue goes out to hunt down prey until he succeeds, he will never go back. There is no doubt that Wanmei Villa is the best hiding place!"

Taoist Mu smiled: "Sure enough, the actions of these two girls are really unpredictable!"

They all agreed with Gui's idea, but at the same time ignored the question of "what is 'Escape Kotaro'".

Hua Manlou asked, "Then why are you here again?"

Yin Shi said: "No way, I was discovered!"

"Discovered? Was it discovered by Ximen Chuuxue?"

"No." Yin Shi and Gui said, "It was discovered by his housekeeper that we are not from his family."

After a moment of silence, Lu Xiaofeng asked: "You...how did you hide?"

Gui replied, "We have been pretending to be the maids of their family."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Yinshi complained: "Actually, I don't want to be a maid at all! But, this guy with a wig thinks it's immoral to hide in someone else's house all the time, so he insists on going to his house to apply for a maid position!"

Gui said seriously: "That's for sure. Yinshi, as a samurai, how can he not do his job properly and take it for himself without asking? That way, the soul will become dirty! Besides, I also have to make up for it before applying for the job." , but I don’t know why it was exposed so quickly! You are indeed a member of Ximen Palace!”

"Disguise?" Sikong Zhaixing said happily, "Oh, has the disguise technique I taught you finally come into use? How about Yi Rongcheng? Show me!"

Memories--

That day, the housekeeper who heard the knock on the door went to open the door, and the person he saw was...

With a turban on her head, she was dressed as a housewife, with heavy makeup but half of her body was covered by a wooden board, and half-human women were painted on the covered half of the wooden board.

"Hello, I'm Zhuzi, a shy eighteen-year-old housekeeper who came to apply for the position of maid!"

Memories end—

Gui said seriously: "I'm so perfect in disguise, they actually closed the door without saying a word! The people here are really too vigilant! Although vigilance is a good thing, but if it is too strong, it will become unhealthy." It's easy to trust others and not easy to open your heart, which can easily lead to personality defects! Hmm... It seems that I have finally glimpsed the reason why Ximen Dian's character is formed!"

Sikong Zhaixing complained expressionlessly: "Are you kidding me? No matter what angle you look at, you are extremely suspicious!"

Yin Shi said: "Anyway, thanks to the housekeeper, Ximen Sang's house can no longer be hidden. So we came to you to ask where Bai Yunsang's house is?"

"So, are you going to hide in Baiyun City next?" Lu Xiaofeng didn't want to complain about whether they were reckless or bold!

"Perhaps, hiding in the hunter's house is a good idea. This idea is indeed applicable to Ximen Chuuxue, but it is difficult to say if it is intended to be applied to Ye Gucheng!" Ye Guhong said suddenly.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Ye Guhong... By the way, you are Ye Gucheng's distant cousin! So you know Ye Gucheng very well!"

Ye Guhong nodded and said: "Actually, I don't know him too well, but I know that Baiyun City is not a place where anyone can enter, and the guards are quite strict. Therefore, if you want to sneak in, I'm afraid it will be better than Wanmei Villa." It's much more difficult."

Yinshi and Gui looked at each other.

"Well, that would be too bad if that's the case!"

"You have to find a suitable place again!"

Emei Sixiu suddenly said: "Yinzi, Guizi, why don't you go to our Mount Emei!"

"Mount Emei?"

Yan Renying said: "Our Xuanzhen Temple on Mount Emei is also a forbidden place for practice. Even Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng may not be able to enter there. It should be very safe!"

"Maybe!" said Aunt Gongsun, "As a major sect, your Xuanzhen Temple is too ostentatious. Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng are not ordinary people. They will hunt down their prey even if it is the ends of the earth. You can stop it. Their attack?"

Emei Sixiu and Yan Renying had nothing to say.

Aunt Gongsun smiled and said: "Just leave the personal safety of you two to me! Back then, I founded 'Red Shoes' and set up secret hiding places in many places! I think it is quite suitable to protect you two." !"

"I don't think it's that simple..." Chu Chu said suddenly, "The biggest reason why you have not been discovered is because your so-called 'Red Shoes' organization has not been discovered. Since no one knows you, Then naturally no one will look for you. As a result, you think that the hiding place you set up is safe? Don't be so naive!"

Aunt Gongsun turned pale.

Chuchu held Yinshi's hand and said, "I see, I will leave Sister Yinzi's life to me! Chuchu has a good idea! You must know that Jia Leshan has disappeared from the whistle, and now all his property is mine. , I know he has several vacant houses, why don't you just move in! I don't think anyone would have thought that you would live in the vacant houses in Jialeshan! This is also a blind spot!"

Shi Xiuxue of Emei Sixiu said disdainfully: "However, Jialeshan's properties are all in the downtown area, so it's too ostentatious for people to come and go! It's definitely not suitable for hiding! I think Xuanzhen Guan is the most suitable!"

Ouyang Qing hurriedly said: "No, our secret place is the safest place!"

"Isn't it better to be in a busy city? This way, no one would expect to be there!" Chu Chu said loudly.

As a result, a group of women started to quarrel.

Lu Xiaofeng started to have a headache: "Hey, don't make noise!"

Suddenly, Lu Xiaofeng heard a slight laugh.Hua Manlou actually smiled.

"What’s wrong with you?"

Hua Manlou said softly: "No, I just think... the relationship is really good!"

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Huamanlou with puzzled eyes.

Hua Manlou, who felt the line of sight, said: "I really wish I could see it at this moment! Isn't there a very beautiful picture in front of me? A group of people come from different places and different identities, but they think about the two girls. Try to help them...Yinzi and Guizi are liked by many people!"

Lu Xiaofeng began to look towards them with feeling.

They don't know their identities, they don't know the past, but they have created many miracles in the less than a year they have been together.

"No, nowhere is as safe as my home!" Gong Jiu said at some point when she got away and returned to their group.

"Your family?" Chu Chu sneered, "No matter how powerful you are, you can only have a palace tower or villa in the deep mountains, such as Jia Leshan..."

"Prince Taiping's mansion."

"..."

The scene once again fell into silence.It always feels like this is always going to happen since the gathering.However, this news is indeed a bit hard to accept.

Yinshi was ashamed and trembling, raised his hand and asked: "...Then what, M9? You just said that your home is...?"

Gong Jiu replied happily: "It's Prince Taiping's mansion! I am Prince Taiping!" Yin Shi looked at Gui and asked, "Well, what is Prince Taiping?"

Gui Mian explained expressionlessly: "Simply speaking, he is Xiaohuang's blood relative. If Xiaohuang dies and has no heirs, the probability of his succession is 90.00% nine point nine."

Recalling what he did to a certain pervert in the past, Gintoki was silent for a while.

Suddenly, he rushed to Gong Jiu with lightning speed, grabbed his head and kicked him, and shouted: "Give me amnesia!!"

Lu Xiaofeng complained vigorously: "Can I lose my memory in this way?"

Gong Jiu's forehead was swollen, and when he rolled his eyes and fainted, Yin Shi and Gui raised their heads and feet respectively.

"Come on, let's collect the corpse together! Then we will all be accomplices!"

Everyone: "Absolutely not!!!"

Lu Xiaofeng calmly complained to Huamanlou: "Do you still want to see the current situation?"

Hua Manlou's smile froze there.

At this time, Fen Yanzi said a very sharp sentence: "I said, is it really okay for us to make a lot of noise here? Yinzi and Guizi are being hunted down!"

So, under Fen Yanzi's unconscious complaint, the party ended.

That night, Taoist Mu and Jushi Gusong booked a room for Yinshi and Gui in their names.

At the same time, Sikong Zhaixing also changed their appearance a little, especially Yinshi, whose silver-white hair had now turned into long black hair.

Looking at his current image in the mirror, Yinshi complained: "Although straight hair has always been my dream, I really don't want to realize it under the condition of sexual transformation!"

"Don't complain, Yinshi, now is not the time for us to choose freely!" Gui said with a gorgeous whip hairstyle, seemingly satisfied.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door.It was actually Ye Guhong.

"Hey, pseudo-Ximen-san, don't you want to sneak attack again at this late hour?" Yin Shi said.

Ye Guhong glared at him, and said: "I, Ye Guhong, have never done such a nasty thing!"

"Don't be like this, Yinshi, anyway, he is also one of the people who came to help us today." Gui said, "Then, is there anything else to do at this late hour?"

Ye Guhong hesitated for a while, and finally said: "There is a place where you can completely avoid being hunted down. And the name of this place is..."

Yin Shi and Gui clearly heard Ye Guhong mention the name of this place.

"Ghost Villa."