The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

The Toya Lake Immortal once said that if you want to go back to the world of silver, you must complete this practice.However, Gintoki is completely unclear about the content of the practice.However, Lake Toya Immortal also gave them a reminder, that is, "follow the person named Lu Xiaofeng".Therefore, after Xiaoshulin came out, Yinshi and Gui began to look for clues about the person named Lu Xiaofeng.

Still thinking that the sea of ​​people is vast, finding someone in this vast world is undoubtedly looking for a needle in a haystack. However, it turns out that Lu Xiaofeng's personal information has been obtained from a waiter in a teahouse without even spending a single instant noodle. .

Lu Xiaofeng, known as Lu Xiaofeng with Four Eyebrows, nicknamed Lu Xiaoji, likes to wear red cloaks, likes wine and beautiful women the most, likes to gamble, but his luck in gambling is extremely bad, although he is very skilled in martial arts and good in lightness kung fu, but he is a super bastard.The unique skill is a consonant finger, no matter what, even a flying object can be caught by his two fingers.

Regarding the clues collected, Yinshi and Gui have different concerns.

Gui: "What? Four eyebrows? What kind of four eyebrows are they? Where did the two extra eyebrows grow? Why are there four eyebrows? Could it be that his eyebrows have mutated? Or was he originally an eyebrow star..."

Yinshi directly pushed his head to the ground: "Where are you going to be rushed by this eyebrow vortex?"

Yinshi's focus is elsewhere: "Favorite wine and women..."

The Immortal Toya said that sex change is necessary for the plot, and it is also more beneficial. Does that mean this?Yin Shi gritted his teeth, what?Do you want us to perform a fusion technique with this eyebrow monster?Ghosts will go! !

However, although he strongly rejected it, he had no choice but to follow this only clue if he wanted to complete his cultivation.So, in the end, Yinshi and Gui went to the most famous Yingchun Pavilion to list their names.Relying on the female body, combined with the skills of serving girls in Kabukicho, Yinshi and Gui soon became famous, and at the same time they also sent a message: If it is Lu Xiaofeng, they are willing to serve for free.

They knew very well that instead of finding him by themselves, it would be faster and more convenient for him to find him.In fact, it did succeed.But Lu Xiaofeng regretted it.

"Then, I'll go first." Lu Xiaofeng stood up and prepared to leave.Unexpectedly, Yin Shi also stood up.

"Oh, let's go then. Where are you going?" Judging from the tone, it seemed that she was also planning to go with him.Lu Xiaofeng stopped.

He looked at Yin Shi with disbelief: "You want to follow?"

Yinshi stared at him with dead fish eyes: "Hey, isn't this a matter of course? You are the one who takes care of us, what if you run away! Of course I will follow you!"

"But Miss Guizi is still in a coma, isn't that bad!" Didn't you say that you are of the same mind?You just leave her here alone?

"Well, indeed, it would be good to wake him up!"

So, on this day, Lu Xiaofeng understood how a person with one mind can wake up his clone/body.

Lu Xiaofeng, Yin Shi and Gui walked side by side, but no matter who saw them, they ran away.But the correct way to say it is to see Gui Cai like this.Even Lu Xiaofeng couldn't bear to look at Gui's current appearance.

"So where are we going now?" Gui asked Lu Xiaofeng with a bloody face.

Lu Xiaofeng tried her best to ignore: "Where is the most beautiful proprietress in the world."

Yinshi said expressionlessly: "What? I know you like beautiful women, but I didn't expect that you would even refuse a man/wife. Is there a lower limit for your integrity?"

Lu Xiaofeng complained in his heart: You have no right to say that.

"How can you say that? Yinshi, it's all because of love!!" Gui Yizheng said eloquently, "The heart that was hurt because of her husband's indifference was healed by an eyebrow, so she began to have sex with her eyebrows." However, she still couldn't let go of her feelings for her husband, and finally reconciled with her husband, but she was found out by that eyebrow, so on a dark and windy night, she finally couldn't bear it and ran to knock on her. The door of her house..." Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help shouting: "Stop talking! Your paranoia is too serious, right?"

Yinshi picked his nose and said, "I told you earlier, it's all your fault, her paranoia has become serious again, you must take responsibility seriously! Eyebrow monster!"

"Who is the eyebrow monster? Don't give me some inexplicable names!"

Gui said: "That's right, Yinshi, it's very rude to give someone a strange name casually, you're right, eyebrow."

"What's wrong? You see me as an eyebrow at all, right? I'm not even a human anymore, do you just see me as an eyebrow?"

Lu Xiaofeng was heartbroken again.Why is he so cheap and ran to find trouble! ! !

Lu Xiaofeng felt that the current self was absolutely not suitable for looking for the proprietress, but he had to.

Thus, Yin Shi and Gui, who followed Lu Xiaofeng, came to a big house.

As soon as he entered the door, Lu Xiaofeng didn't even look at the man sitting in the hall, he just hugged the beautiful woman next to him and walked inside.

"Miss Boss, drink with me!"

Yinshi and Gui stared at the situation dumbfounded, and Yinshi complained even more: "As the rumors say, he is really a super big bastard! Arnold, aren't you angry with the husband of the proprietress over there? ?”

The man squinted at Yinshi: "Oh, you are the white-haired beauty of the Japanese country who is very famous now! Unexpectedly, that guy managed to get you too!"

Yinshi twitched the corners of his mouth: "What do you mean by getting it? You can say such unscrupulous things! Speaking of which, what you should care about now is whether there will be a hat of a certain color on your head! Is there really no problem? "

"It's nothing, it's just drinking with friends, isn't that very important?"

Yinshi laughed wickedly: "Then let's see what kind of friend it is! Like the one in it, maybe it went to another place after drinking wine? Husband-"

The man suddenly reacted: "Make it clear, that's her friend, not mine."

"Isn't that even worse?"

Gui stepped forward and grabbed Yinshi: "Forget it, this is someone else's family business, don't meddle in other people's business. Let's go in quickly."

So after entering the room, the two people surrounded the proprietress and complained about her.

"Your husband is so bad! Dumped him!"

"That's right, a beautiful woman like you, sister, must have a lot of men coming to look for you!!"

Lu Xiaofeng, who was originally lying on the bed drinking, couldn't sit still anymore.And very strange, drinking with a wine glass on his chest.

"You two, don't fan the flames!"

However, Lu Xiaofeng's words were obviously ignored.

"Hey, sister, do you really think it's good to choose this drunkard with the same eyebrows and beard?"

"The most important thing in choosing a man is to look at his temperament! A drunkard and a prostitute like him are definitely not a good man!!"

"Hehe" the proprietress let out a pleasant laugh.

"Unexpectedly, our famous Lu Daxia will also be eaten by a woman!"

Lu Xiaofeng squinted his eyes and didn't answer.He suddenly took a deep breath, and immediately sucked the wine glass on his chest, and the full glass of wine was sucked into his mouth immediately, and with a "gulp", it went into his stomach.

The proprietress couldn't help but said: "Hey, you asked me to drink with you, why did you keep lying down like a dead person, without even looking at me?"

Lu Xiaofeng finally said: "I dare not look at you."

The proprietress said, "Why?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I'm afraid you will seduce me!"

Before the proprietress had time to speak, Yinshi and Gui, who were watching the play behind, started whispering.

"Hey, Guizi, did you hear that? He said he was afraid of being seduced! It's just an eyebrow!"

"That's right, a mere eyebrow is so arrogant!"

Lu Xiaofeng finally couldn't lie down anymore, and jumped up: "Is it enough to talk about eyebrows? How long are you going to struggle with my eyebrows? How did my eyebrows offend you?"

"Ah, I'm getting angry from embarrassment!"

"I'm afraid of being seduced, and I have to drag him over to accompany him for a drink, so the upper body of a man nowadays is as unreliable as the lower body!"

Lu Xiaofeng didn't speak this time, but the proprietress stood at the head of the bed with her hands on her hips, and said with a sneer, "Do you think I really don't understand what you mean, do you think I'm an idiot?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Aren't you?"

The proprietress said loudly: "You fell out with him, but you were afraid that he would be poisoned to death by others, so you deliberately let others think that I am with you. In order to show my innocence, and because I don't want to be a widow, of course I will ask you to protect him , with you protecting him, if others really want to kill him, they have to think more about it!"

Yinshi and Gui were stunned. "what happened?"

The proprietress hesitated, and Lu Xiaofeng spoke instead of the proprietress: "People who work in his line of work may have their heads chopped off anytime and anywhere. He knows too many people and knows too many secrets!"

The proprietress also had to admit that her husband, Zhu Ting, had indeed done many secret and strange things for many people.

Although those people believed that his mouth was stable, wouldn't a dead man's mouth be more stable?

Those people can do such things as killing people, destroying corpses and destroying traces at any time.

The corner of Yinshi's mouth twitched: "Well, who is your husband?"

This time, neither the proprietress nor Lu Xiaofeng answered.

After a while, Lu Xiaofeng took another breath, drank the glass of wine in his chest, and murmured: "If the people in Tsing Yi Building are not too stupid, they must be here soon, you should go quickly."

"What is Tsing Yi Building?"

"Is it a building in blue?"

The proprietress paused and explained: "'Tsing Yi Building' is not just one building, there are [-] buildings in Qing Yi Building. Each building has [-] people, and together they become a very powerful organization. Moreover, everyone in it is an extremely powerful character..."

"No way? Hey, what the hell did your husband do! You have to run away quickly!!" Before the person panicked, Yin Shi started to get confused.Gui on the side held Yinshi.

"Calm down, Yinshi! Aren't they Tsing Yi Lou? Then as long as we also wear blue clothes..."

As a result, the two really started looking for cyan clothes.Lu Xiaofeng already had a completely unreasonable expression.

"You go quickly." Lu Xiaofeng reminded the proprietress again, after taking a deep look at Lu Xiaofeng, the proprietress left.

After seeing the boss lady leaving, Yin Shi expressed that he wanted to leave too.

"Well, it's already late. So let's go back to bed first..."

However, Lu Xiaofeng did not respond, lying on the bed like a dead person.Yinshi didn't pay any attention, dragged Gui and was about to go out the door, however, just as he got to the door, two people rushed in from the window.And rushed to the head of the bed, staring at Lu Xiaofeng on the bed.They were all wearing blue clothes.

Yinshi started to sweat: "The blue clothes...couldn't be..."

Hearing Yinshi's voice, one of the purple-red-faced, bearded men—Houhunshou turned his head to look at her, and said with a smile: "As expected of Lu Xiaofeng, I can't do without women anytime, anywhere!"

Another man with half of his left ear missing, a scar on his face stretching from the corner of his left ear to the corner of his right mouth, with a ferocious and terrifying face - the iron-masked judge couldn't help looking at Yin Shi and Gui and said, "Although it's a You bastard, but you are indeed very popular among women!"

Having already clearly understood that the other party believed that he and Lu Xiaofeng were concubines, Yinshi immediately clarified without hesitation: "The two big brothers misunderstood, who knows the man with eyebrows and beard on the bed! Actually, Yinshi, I was just passing by." Yes, don’t disturb the big brother, you are doing business! Please deal with the person on the bed to your heart’s content!”

The brows of the bearded man on the bed couldn't help but twitch.

After finishing the above words, Yinshi started to run, but was actually held back by Gui.

"Yinshi, how can you do this!" Gui said in blue clothes, "The seniors are working, shouldn't we small children help?"

This guy completely regards himself as a person from Tsing Yi Lou! !I thought wearing green clothes was someone from Qingyilou! !

Yinshi struggled to complain in his heart.But fortunately, those two men didn't take Yin Shi and Gui seriously at all, because they had only one goal - Lu Xiaofeng.

However, until now, Lu Xiaofeng remained unmoved, as if nothing happened in this room.

The iron-faced judge sternly said: "You are Lu Xiaofeng?"

Still no response.

Soul Hooker frowned, and said coldly: "Could it be that this person is already dead?"

The iron-masked judge sneered, "It's very possible that such a person wouldn't live long!"

Lu Xiaofeng opened his eyes suddenly, glanced at them, but closed them immediately, and muttered: "Strange, I seemed to see two people in the room just now!"

The iron-masked judge said loudly: "There were originally two people here!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "If someone really came into the room, why didn't I hear the knock on the door just now?"

Hook Soul Shou said: "Because we didn't knock on the door."

Lu Xiaofeng opened his eyes to look at them again, only once.Suddenly asked: "Are you really human?"

The iron-masked judge said angrily, "Isn't it a human being, is it a living ghost?"

Lu Xiaofeng said indifferently: "Anyone who comes to my room will knock on the door first, only wild dogs will jump in from the window regardless of 21."

The Soul Hooker's face changed, and suddenly a whip came down on him.Not only is he one of the four masters in the pass who is good at using double hooks, he is also very skilled in this whip made of snake skin.

It is said that he can smash walnuts placed on three pieces of tofu with a whip.

Of course Lu Xiaofeng's body was much bigger than a walnut, and he was lying in front of the ground like a dead person. This whip is of course sure to be sure.

Unexpectedly, Lu Xiaofeng stretched out his hand suddenly, pinched lightly with two fingers, and immediately pinched his snake-like whip.

He exhausted all his strength, but still couldn't pull the whip out of Lu Xiaofeng's two fingers.

Lu Xiaofeng was still lying there comfortably, the glass of wine was full on his chest, not even a drop spilled out.

Not only Hooker and Iron Masked Judge, but even Yin Shi and Gui were shocked.

Yin Shi said: "Here it appears, four-browed Lu Xiaofeng's unique skill—a consonant pinch!"

Lu Xiaofeng, who was still drinking wine leisurely, almost didn't choke.

Gui Yizheng reprimanded: "Yinshi, didn't you introduce it? This is called 'Spiritual Two Fingers'!"

"No! This is a 'finger of consonance'!"

Both Soul Hooker and Iron Masked Judge couldn't help laughing.Lu Xiaofeng almost vomited blood.Once again, he regretted in his heart, why did he have to run so cheap to find two troubles! !