The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Huangshi Town is a big town.This street was originally a very prosperous and lively street.

But it has become more lively recently, because two new girls came to Yingchun Pavilion.

Generally speaking, it is impossible for just two girls to cause such a big reaction. Everyone knows that Yingchun Pavilion is the place with the most beautiful women here.The new girl is naturally extremely beautiful.But there are other peculiarities.

"Japanese people?"

Inns, teahouses, restaurants, these places have always been the place where people judge.These two girls will naturally be the focus of discussion.

"Yeah, I heard that these two girls are from Japan!"

And the people talking about it are mostly men.Who said that as long as women are born to gossip, so are men.

"Hey, I heard that Japanese women are very open!"

"Yeah, both in figure and appearance are slightly better!"

The men were all chatting excitedly, occasionally laughing wretchedly.However, inside, there was a man in a big red cloak who was drinking on his own without making any noise.

"Especially one of them, you won't believe it, her hair is actually silvery white! But, she's not an old lady, she looks pretty, especially her figure... Tsk tsk, I can assure you , any man will be unable to hold it when he sees it! Monks must return to vulgarity!!"

"Although the figure is very good, the one with white hair always feels weird! I still like the other long-haired one, she is also a big beauty!"

"But it's just too cold, always expressionless."

"Isn't this great? Arouse men's desire to conquer!!"

The man in the big red cloak stood up, ready to leave.

"Although I say that, but ah, ordinary people can't get into the eyes of these two girls!"

"That is, in order to see the beauty, some people even spend a lot of money!"

"However, I heard rumors that if it is that person, they say they are willing to provide free services!"

"What's so good? Which royal family is that?"

"That's the one, known as 'Lu Xiaofeng with Four Eyebrows'!"

At this time, the man with the big red cloak had disappeared without a trace.

The lanterns at the gate of Yingchun Pavilion are very bright, and the crimson lights are attracting people to come here to enjoy a crimson night.

The man in the red cloak was also one of them. He stroked the two neatly curled beards on his mouth, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised, indicating that he was in a very happy mood at this moment.

However, there are always some uninvited guests when you are in a good mood.

"Isn't this Daxia Lu?"

Four gorgeously dressed men blocked the way of the man in the red cloak.

The man in the cloak smiled: "There are no heroes here, but there is only one big bastard."

The four men all laughed loudly: "If you are a big bastard, then we are even worse than bastards!"

"Could it be that you are also here for Miss Yinzi and Miss Guizi?" one of them asked.

"For sure, the two beauties actually said, 'If it's Lu Xiaofeng himself, I'd like to serve for free'! Even our 'Jiangdong Four Heroes' don't pay attention to them! How arrogant!" The other said with a sneer.

"That's why, I really deserve to be Your Excellency, Lu Xiaofeng's reputation is really resounding!"

The man in the red cloak - Lu Xiaofeng didn't speak, just smiled.

"I think Brother Lu can't wait to meet the beauty right now?"

"Actually, I don't really want to see you!" Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard and said, "There are no such good things in the world. The two beauties actually want to see me. They must have something to ask for. I have enough troubles. I really don't want to." Add more!"

The Jiangdong Four Masters laughed again: "Haha, well said, then meeting by chance is worse than meeting each other, or let's go have a drink together!"

"Of course, anyone who knows me knows that my favorite things are women and wine!"

After finishing speaking, they all laughed together and went into the Peach Blossom Hall.

However, within half an hour, Lu Xiaofeng came out with the support of a girl who was only fourteen or fifteen years old at most.Although the girl was dressed in jewels and emeralds, and her face was full of makeup, she still couldn't hide the pitiful and cute childishness on her face.

"Well, Uncle Lu, are you okay?"

"Don't worry, I'm fine." Lu Xiaofeng suddenly stood up straight with a smile, looking at the little girl, "Young girl is so nice, just now you saw that I was drunk and secretly helped me drink a couple of glasses!"

The little girl blushed, lowered her head and nodded twice at the same time.

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but patted her head.Said: "Do you know, little girl, good intentions will be rewarded!"

After speaking, he leaned forward and whispered a few words in her ear. After hearing this, the little girl opened her eyes wide and looked at Lu Xiaofeng in disbelief: "This..."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "Trust me! I, Lu Xiaofeng, never lie to women."

Lu Xiaofeng, who had recovered to be alone, was walking in the peach blossom forest, muttering to himself: "Should I go to accompany the proprietress now, or go to those two beauties first?"

Although it may be a trouble, but his curiosity is far greater than the fear of trouble.

"Uncle Lu! You're finally here! Those two girls in my family have been waiting for you for half a month!" A gorgeous young lady said after seeing Lu Xiaofeng.

"Then I'm really guilty of making the two girls wait for so long!" Lu Xiaofeng joked.

"Isn't that right!" The old lady giggled, and brought Lu Xiaofeng to the Tianzihao room.

After a table of exquisite snacks and wine, Lu Xiaofeng was the only one left in the room.

Although Lu Xiaofeng didn't like to wait for people, it was a different matter if he was waiting for a woman, especially when he was waiting for a beautiful woman, he felt a little happy on the contrary.Because not everyone has such an opportunity, but Lu Xiaofeng often has such an opportunity.

The door was pushed open quietly.Lu Xiaofeng was originally sitting facing the door, so of course he immediately saw who was coming.But just like Lu Xiaofeng, people who have seen many beauties held their breath at that moment.

Lu Xiaofeng likes women with thin waists and long legs, they happen to have thin waists and long legs.One of them in particular has a body that is the pinnacle of voluptuous and plump female beauty.Lu Xiaofeng's heart trembled non-stop with the looming plump breasts.The lines are impeccable, the snow-white arms are bare/exposed, the long slit skirt, and a pair of snow-white plump long legs make Lu Xiaofeng's heart flutter.However, even so, the girl's silver-white hair still couldn't be ignored, and she looked at him with tired eyes and a vague smile.

The girl next to her was not as naked/exposed as the girl with white hair, but the thin clothes still couldn't cover her beautiful body, which was slender, fair and well-proportioned.The facial features are extremely beautiful and soft, and the long silk-like black hair is on one side, but a pair of big eyes that are as dark as the night are as sharp as lightning, looking directly at him, exuding an awe-inspiring and noble temperament all over his body .

Lu Xiaofeng smiled, stood up, and bowed to the two beauties: "I'm here, Lu Xiaofeng, thanks to the invitation of the two girls..."

With a bang, the door was closed.

Lu Xiaofeng froze in place, and soon heard a female voice shouting.

"Hey, smelly old woman, didn't I tell you! What I'm looking for is Lu Xiaofeng, the legendary creature with four eyebrows! It's not that wretched man with eyebrows like a beard! Are you suffering from Alzheimer's disease? "

At the beginning, the voice of the middle-aged mistress who brought her upstairs rang loudly, and she yelled without any concealment.

"Who are you calling an old man with dementia? You white-haired scumbag! That wretched bearded man is Lu Xiaofeng!!" !!"

At this time, another relatively stable female voice sounded:

"Calm down, white-haired waste material!"

The previous female voice yelled: "Looking for death! Hairy monster!!"

The calm female voice continued: "I believe the old monster will not lie to us!"

The middle-aged mistress: "Do you want me to beat you together!"

The calm female voice said indifferently: "Maybe we didn't see the eyebrows of that wretched man, maybe he just has four eyebrows and we didn't notice! Maybe there is a very shallow eyebrow on top of those two eyebrows, so shallow that We didn't see it! Maybe there are two eyebrows inside those two eyebrows? Or, the two mustaches are not beards, but eyebrows?"

"It's so noisy!!"

The old lady: "Anyway, don't you know what kind of old lady Lu Xiaofeng looks like? I kindly found it for you, and I'm still here to dislike it!! Come back quickly, don't neglect the guests for me!!"

After that, listening to the sound of footsteps, the old mistress seemed to have left.

Not long after, the door was opened again.

"Hello, he is money!" The white-haired beauty said in an uncharacteristically coquettish voice. To be honest, even Lu Xiaofeng doubted whether the female voice who was cursing outside just now was really this person.

"I'm Guizi." The calm female voice of the long-haired beauty was still calm.

However, after a round of scolding outside, the ability of these two people to charm Lu Xiaofeng was obviously weakened a lot.

But even so, Yinzi's figure and Guizi's appearance still have a lot of lethality to Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "I don't know why you two want Lu to come? If it's something I can do, it's okay."

Yinshi supported his face with one hand, not knowing what to say, but Gui spoke.

"Your Excellency is really Lu Xiaofeng?"

Lu Xiaofeng touched the beard on his mouth, and said helplessly: "Many times I don't wish to be Lu Xiaofeng, but I am Lu Xiaofeng anyway."

"But I heard that people call it 'Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng'. I observed you carefully, but I still can't find where are the other two eyebrows?"

Lu Xiaofeng was still stroking his beard: "Didn't Miss Guizi already find out?"

"Ok?"

"It's here!"

"where?"

Lu Xiaofeng suppressed the smile on the corner of his mouth, and leaned forward: "Don't you also think that my beard and eyebrows are very similar?"

Gui: "..."

In the next second, Gui fell to the floor with his eyes wide open, "Wig!!" Yin Shi hurriedly helped Gui up.

Lu Xiaofeng was also startled: "What happened?"

Yinshi said with grief: "Wig... Guizi has always had delusions! (Lu Xiaofeng: Huh?) Ever since he heard the rumor that Lu Xiaofeng has four eyebrows, he has been thinking about your eyebrows every day. (Lu Xiaofeng: Scared?) During the day, at night, when walking, when eating, when taking a bath, when sleeping, even when dreaming! Nima is so annoying!! (Lu Xiaofeng: ...) Finally today I saw the eyebrows that I had been thinking about day and night, but I actually told him that everything was a lie? How could such a natural idiot like him bear such a huge blow? How could he not Falling down? Maybe, he might suffer from an incurable disease! It's all your eyebrows' fault!!"

I don't know whether to say it is too convincing or too weird, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't say a word.

"You have to take responsibility for me!!"

Responsible?What are you in charge of?Are you in charge with your eyebrows?

Lu Xiaofeng resisted the urge to say that, and asked, "...Well, then how do you think I should be responsible?"

Hearing these words, Gintoki raised a victory gesture in his heart.

"Of course... until this natural life is complete, you will take care of our lives!"

Lu Xiaofeng heard something was wrong: "Wait, 'us'? Does that include you?"

"Why, buy one get one free, you earn so much nonsense and you're still a man!! Aren't you Lu Xiaofeng? Don't you love women more than your own life? Now there are two beauties who automatically Send it into your arms, what are you still hesitating about??"

In terms of tongue skills, Lu Xiaofeng is no match for Yinshi at all.Lu Xiaofeng began to regret it, knowing that it was a trouble, he went to provoke it so cheaply.

Although exhausted, Lu Xiaofeng mustered up the last bit of courage and asked, "You have nothing to do with her, right?"

"What are you talking about?" Yinshi said confidently, "Gui and I are of the same mind! Don't try to leave me!!"

Lu Xiaofeng was completely defeated.