The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

It was already dawn when Yinshi beat Gui to wake him up.

After waking up, Gui looked at Yinshi in Yinzi's state, and the first thing he said was: "Hello, are you Yinshi's younger sister? This is the first time we meet."

"It's me!" Yinshi said without hesitation, and Gui's eyes widened when he heard that.Then he said sadly: "What? Could it be that Yinshi, this one is your real body? You have kept it from us for so many years. Yinshi, when did we come to this point?"

Yinshi slammed his head to the ground: "I also really want to know when your brain became so damaged!!"

"By the way, wig, how did you get brought here?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui pulled his head out of the ground, looked at Yinshi with a bloody but serious expression, "Sure enough, Yinshi, have you also been given this important mission?"

"Huh? An important mission?" Yinshi Heixian, what the hell is so important about cultivation?

Guizheng was sitting, and began to recall the situation of the previous night: "That night, Elizabeth and I were watching the noon theater: The Wife's Secret Lover. The plot is about the husband who is away on business trips for a long time, and the wife is lonely at home alone, relying on the husband's younger brother As a result, the two began to have feelings for each other and began to communicate secretly, and finally on a dark and stormy night, her husband came back..."

Yinshi immediately complained: "Enough about the plot! By the way, you are watching this kind of bloody soap opera again, don't watch this kind of movie that will lose your IQ! Even if you are a man/wife control, don't be so persistent!"

Gui shouted: "I said it all! What I like is not a man/wife! It's NTR!!!"

"Isn't this even worse?" Yinshi decided to abandon Gui's correction plan, "And then? There's no need to talk about the plot, let's talk about the key points!"

Gui glared at Yinshi: "Don't worry! Really, that's why young people nowadays..."

Gui started nagging again.Gintoki resists the urge to bury him alive.

"Well, anyway, at the most exciting time of the plot, the TV screen disappeared, replaced by a middle-aged old woman with an afro, a beard on her chin, sunglasses, and the word 'butt' on her forehead. "

"Huh? I seem to have seen this image somewhere..." Gintoki thought seriously, and after constructing that image in his brain, a black line appeared, "Hey, that, isn't that the god of Lake Toya?"

Gui looked at Yinshi: "Yinshi, do you also know that expert?"

Yinshi's distorted face: "An expert?"

Gui actually looked admiring: "That is the captain of the guard team of the Meatball Kingdom!! Immortal Gu Zong!!!"

Yinshi immediately complained vigorously: "What is the Kingdom of Meatballs?"

However, Gui ignored Yinshi's complaints and continued to recall the scene at that time: Immortal Guzong: "Nowadays, the Meatball Kingdom is facing an unprecedented huge conspiracy. I now appoint you as the captain of the Meatball Meatball Vanguard to save our Meatball Kingdom!"

Gui Jingli said with tears in his eyes, "Yes! Feel free to leave it to me!"

Memories end.

Gui's sense of mission immersed in memories, Yinshi's whole thing is not good: "Hey, you have been deceived! You are completely deceived, child!!"

"Even if you want to take the title of the captain of the Meatball Pioneer Team without me noticing, I won't let you succeed! You shemale with fake meatballs!!"

"Pseudo-meat balls?" Yinshi shook the huge breasts in front of him, and said to Gui with a disdainful face, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, you have no right to say this, touch your own breasts!!"

"Ah, what's on my chest..." Gui pressed his hands on his chest without making any mental preparations while speaking, and after feeling a soft and wonderful elasticity, he put down his hands with a deep expression.

Gui trembled: "Is this the conspiracy of the Meatball Kingdom?"

"Wrong! Wrong! Completely wrong!!"

Gui heartbroken: "Unexpectedly, as the captain of the meatball vanguard, I would be so careless! I am so sorry for the captain!!"

Yinshi finally couldn't bear it anymore, and smashed Gui's head into the ground again: "It really can't be cured if you don't die once!!"

Just when Yinshi was ravaging/ravaging a certain brainless to his heart's content, a group of people had already surrounded them.

"Hey, what are the two little beauties doing in this grove?"

The leader was a muscular bearded uncle, holding a thick knife in his right hand, looking at Yinshi and Gui with a wretched smile.

The others also grabbed their own weapons, and looked at Yinshi and Gui with rascal faces.

"Hey—they're all beauties!"

"Hey, it's actually white hair, so strange!"

"However, the chest is really magnificent!"

"It's decided, the white-haired beauty is mine!"

"I like that long-haired beauty!"

A group of people said obscene words to Yin Shi and Gui, and there was no doubt that they were indeed dressed incorrectly at the moment.Especially Yin Shi, who wears pajamas with sleeves and pants casually, with half of her breasts exposed.And Gui, originally belonged to the type of handsome man, after the sexual transformation, his facial features appear soft, and his long hair is more silky, she is a full-fledged beauty.

Even so, the parties concerned looked at each other indifferently.

Gui: "Who are they? Is Yinshi your father?"

Yin Shi: "My father has long been a star in the sky! Didn't you listen to them? They wanted to rob him!"

Gui: "Huh? Robbery? Then why are they wearing that kind of headscarf of the canteen aunt? Just got off work?"

Yinshi: "Maybe he's bald! It's very wrong for you to make fun of him like this, you know, wig classmate!"

The group began to sit still.

"Hey, no, I'm not bald!"

"Me neither!"

"Isn't it only the boss? That's why we are all forced to wear headscarves!"

"I've been meaning to say this for a long time. It's no wonder people don't laugh at this way of wearing it!"

This group of guys began to chatter, and the man in the head was so angry that his face was flushed.

"Damn it, shut up for me!" After the man yelled, the group immediately shut up.It seems that this man does have some real power.The man looked at Yin Shi and Gui viciously, "Catch them and strip them naked!"

"Yes!" The group of people excitedly rushed towards Yinshi and Gui.

When Yinshi and Gui were about to make a move, a sharp female voice came through the air. "Stop it all!"

A woman jumped from a tree.Yinshi couldn't help muttering: "Beauty."

She is indeed a beautiful woman, with fair or even pale skin, but her eyes are frighteningly black.

The beauty stood in front of Yin Shi and Gui, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'll help you."

After finishing speaking, he swished out the sword at his waist and pointed it at the leader.

The leader laughed three times: "Little girl! Do you want to be a hero like others? Brothers, be careful, don't hurt this good skin!"

The rest laughed mockingly.The beauty sneered, but the next second, the sword in her hand pierced the leader's throat.

Both Yinshi and Gui raised their eyebrows involuntarily.

Seeing that their leader was easily killed by this girl, the others became confused on the spot, and all rushed towards the beauty together.

The beauty didn't pay attention to them at all, and killed them with one sword.

Gui leaned closer to Yin Shi and said, "Very ruthless skill."

Silver didn't say a word.

At this moment, behind Yin Shi and Gui, two people suddenly appeared and prepared to chop down with their knives.But they didn't even look at Yinshi, because the beauty had already assassinated the two of them quickly.

"Hmph, sneak attack? I don't like other people's sneak attack the most! If it's a man, attack me in a fair way!!"

But no one has answered.Because all have fallen to the ground.

The beauty put the sword back into its sheath, walked up to Yin Shi and Gui, and smiled sweetly: "You two sisters, are you not frightened?"

Gui, who has been very serious everywhere, nodded his thanks: "We are fine, thank you very much."

The beauty smiled and said: "You're welcome. Those bandits are really deceiving people too much."

"Good~ amazing~" A female voice deliberately raised the tone, and Yin Shi, who was in the JK mode, put his arms around the beautiful woman's arm, pretending to admire, "Sister is good~ you are amazing! Yinzi is good~ I admire you~!"

Gui stared at Euntoki silently with deep eyes.But Yinshi didn't care about the cold gaze, and continued to act cute: "Hey, sister, do you know where this is? Yinzi, we are lost, and we don't even know where this is! So~ scary~ scared!"

The beauty gently touched Yin Shi's head.Oh, what a cute little girl.

"This is Huangshi Town in the north, where did you guys come from, little girls? And you're still dressed like this..."

"That's right, all of his money has been stolen~ I don't even know what to do with the silver!" Yin Shi continued to shamelessly brush the lower limit.

"Yinzi? Are you from the Wa country? Although I don't know why you came here, but there is nothing to stay here, it is very dangerous. Girls like you two who have no martial arts skills should not stay here."

Gui asked, "May I ask, are all the people here as strong as you, sister?"

The beauty shook her head when she heard this: "Actually, I'm not strong, at least I can't fully protect my relatives with my current status. I have a younger sister who is about the same age as you. Looking at you always feels like seeing her." If you can't help it, you will make a move. But this place is really not suitable for a long time."

When the beauty took out a piece of silver and gave it to him, "Here's the money for you, go buy some clothes first!"

After speaking, he left with a smile.

Yinshi raised the silver ingot in his hand to check it for a long time, and finally asked: "This, what is it?"

"Didn't that sister say it? Money!" Gui stepped forward and said.

"...How to use it!"

"It's for normal use."

"What's it like to be ordinary?" Yinshi looked at Gui impatiently, but Gui's gaze stayed on the corpse at the scene.

"In this world, murder seems to be very common. It's too abnormal."

Yin Shi also lost his expression, "...Ah, the so-called danger refers to this... By the way, just now that sister said that I am from the Wa country?"

Gui explained: "Didn't you say that in class? Yinshi, you dozed off again! Waguo is our country's previous name!"

However, Gintoki did not listen carefully, but squatted down in front of a dead body.Gui looked at Yinshi: "...so what are you doing?"

"The so-called ashes to dust, dust to dust, money bag into my mouth..." Yinshi used skillful techniques to collect and scrape the property of the corpse, and Gui suddenly said to Yinshi heartbroken: "Yinshi, you actually do this kind of thing?" Something? I misread you!!" While talking, he squatted down to collect other corpses: "Hey, don't forget to look at the shoes! Some people will secretly hide money there..."

Yin Shi immediately stomped Gui to the ground with a blank expression.

Lu Xiaofeng Series Volume [-] Jinpeng Dynasty