The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Even in a crowded place like Kabukicho, it still gets very quiet late at night.

The same is true of the Master House at the moment, no matter how noisy it is on weekdays, now there is nothing but a certain white-haired natural curly snoring in a strange octopus sleeping position.

There is no doubt that this is one of the great enjoyments of life, however, there are annoying voices.

"Wake up, my lord!"

The natural curly white hair wrinkled his whole face as if it was noisy, and turned around.

"Wake up, my lord!"

The white naturally curly face twisted in pain, and was completely wrapped in a quilt.

"My master, Sakata Gintoki, wake up!"

"It's so noisy——————"

When the mysterious voice sounded for the third time, Sakata Gintoki, with natural curly white hair, finally couldn't help but punched the guy who made the sound, and the guy was beaten and flew into a corner.

Yin Shi, who was severely disturbed in his sleep, roared: "Do you know what time it is now? Do you know how high my blood sugar is? Do you think you accidentally glanced at a girl's underwear and got excited in the middle of the night? An overly puberty elementary school student?"

The mysterious man whose nose was bruised and his face was swollen—Zhan Yue’s appearance, Toya Lake Immortal stroked his injured cheek and shouted: "It’s too much! You beat me directly! How can I say that I am also your companion!"

Yinshi shrugged his head, his eyes were even more lethargic than usual, and stared at Toya Lake Immortal: "It's you again! Even if the Shinigami drama team doesn't have a lunch box for you, don't give it to you." Jump out here all day long! Sooner or later someone will sue you for copyright infringement!"

"Gintama who wants to sue for copyright infringement has done enough! Oh no, I didn't mean to say that!"

"Ah? Then why do I need to learn special moves? I've said it all, I don't want to learn any sponsor special moves! If I'm not careful, I will provoke a violent female orangutan. Ah Yin, I have a very low mental capacity! But If it's Tiansuo Zhanyue or Sharingan, I will learn!"

"What did you say? How can my profound meanings be inferior to them? No, no! I've said it all, but I didn't mean to say that!!" Lake Toya Immortal began to collapse, "Forget it, let's just start!"

Before Yinshi realized what happened, a light suddenly appeared around the originally dark surroundings and sucked him in.Gintoki finally started to panic.

"Woo! What happened??!!"

I don't know how long it took before I opened my eyes, and the surroundings became silent again.

No... Yinshi blinked... He was too quiet, and after seeing the surrounding environment clearly, Yinshi completely froze in place.This is actually a forest?

Yin Shi hurriedly got up.As soon as I got up, I realized that there was something wrong with my body, why my chest seemed to be heavy...

While thinking about it, Yinshi pressed his hand to his chest and froze on the spot.

"……Eh?"

Soft.

The corner of his mouth twitched, Yinshi looked down.Then he unbuttoned his trousers and looked inside.Afterwards, after he re-tied his trousers, three blue veins suddenly appeared on his face and forehead, and he yelled cruelly: "Lake Toya, fuck me, get out!!!"

After a roar, the original woods disappeared again, and it became pitch black again. The Immortal of Lake Toya slowly appeared: "Hehe, how are you?"

Yinshi was furious: "Bastard, where the hell did you get my gold?"

Immortal Toya Lake: "Don't worry! Haven't you ever had a sex change? Logically speaking, you should be familiar with it?"

"Are you familiar with your yarn? Why does Laozi Mao want to be familiar with the life without gold?"

Toya Lake Immortal actually dug up the DVD of the sex-turning chapter and played it: "Don't you know? The sex-turning chapter has greatly improved the overall appearance of Gintama! The image of Sakata Ginko is very popular!"

"Then what's the matter? So in order for me to regain my strength after my popularity has gone downhill, do I have to throw away Kim's mother?"

"No, no, I'm half right!" The Immortal Toya turned around with an inscrutable expression on his face, "The real reason is for cultivation!"

"Practice what? Is it how the practice got you [beep-]?"

"Well, calm down!" Toya Lake Immortal coughed lightly, "You know that even though the anime is reopening now and the manga is at its climax, the popularity is still at the same level! This is not going to work. Therefore, practice is a must! In order to restore popularity, it is very important to carry out necessary publicity! That’s right! The so-called practice is not only aimed at oneself, but also focuses on attracting the audience, operators and sponsors! !"

"It used to be a nirvana for sponsors, but now it's practice, isn't it the same? I can't tell the difference at all! And what does this have to do with my mother Jin?"

"Hmph, because according to the place of practice, it's more beneficial if you have a female body! And the nirvana is also necessary! But now it's strengthened! You need to practice the combined skill!!"

Yinshi was taken aback like a bolt from the blue: "What, it's actually a fusion technique? I didn't expect it to be such a profound mystery!" But thinking about his current state, he became angry again, "Since you want to learn the fusion technique, you should use Lao Tzu's Is it a ghost to lose an important 'weapon'?"

Lake Toya shook his head and sighed: "It is because of your thoughts that many parents resist! Sakata Gintoki! My host! From now on, you will carry out a series of battles in this dangerous world. Practice until you complete all the tasks!"

Yinshi turned pale with shock: "What? Dangerous? Wait, what kind of place is this? And since it's a dangerous place, why do I have to turn sexually? My combat power will be halved with a female body!"

"Of course it is necessary for the plot... No! Don't worry, you are not alone! Didn't I say that? This is to practice the Fusion Skill! I have already arranged another person to go with you!"

Gintoki was overjoyed when he heard that there were companions (especially those who practiced fusion skills): "Hey! What is needed for the plot? Yes, is it the anchor of Yuye?"

"The person was selected based on the reader survey 'Most Popular CP List'!"

Yinshi's enthusiasm immediately cooled down.The so-called reader list, the current highest-ranked CP character is...

Yinshi thought of a certain mayonnaise star with V-shaped bangs and mayonnaise in his arms.

"Then, my host, Sakata Gintoki! I wish you the best of luck!!"

The dark world began to disappear, and Gintoki shouted: "Hey! Wait! Uncle! Come back! I don't want to combine with that mayonnaise, such a shameful thing!!"

However, it was too late, and Yinshi returned to the woods again.

"Hey! Lake Toya Immortal!!!"

At this moment, as if answering Gintoki's call, an unknown object flew down from the sky.

"Eh?!"

The moment Yinshi hesitated, the unknown object hit him swiftly and violently.

I almost died suddenly before my practice started!Sakata Gintoki had black lines all over his face.I remembered that Lake Toya once said that this place is a dangerous world.

"No way...Could this be the Tokyo species? Or the beauty world? Ah, is it the Martian species?"

No matter which one, the risk factor is extremely high.Sakata Gintoki trembled.He looked down at the unknown object that hit him, but he clearly saw the pawn stuck in the object: Your companion has been delivered.

"I'm X! It has nothing to do with this world at all! You are the ones who are in danger?? Can you still play if the protagonist is killed by your own people???"

At this time, the Immortal Toya came to the room with a sound transmission: "Ah, sorry, there is a malfunction in the transmitter! Anyway, it will be delivered successfully!"

"How is it teleported? Up and down, left and right, left and right BA?"

Yinshi was already physically and mentally exhausted at this time.

Looking at the partner who should be a fusion skill, Yinshi twitched the corner of his mouth and took the unknown thing apart: "Explain first! I will never fuse with this mayonnaise..."

The moment he saw the person's true face, Gintoki's expression darkened.

This person is asleep with eyes wide open and drooling "?"

"A wig—————" Yinshi's roar resounded through the sky.

"Hey, what's going on? According to the rankings, it should be the mayonnaise fan, right? Why is it a wig?"

"Hoho! So you like Dojikata better!"

Yin Shi burst out with blue veins: "That's not the case!"

"I can't help it! Considering the image problem after the sex change, X's image can't pass the test! It's better to say that the popularity will decline seriously! It's not the Jurassic era! I also have a lot of considerations here! So I chose Katsura Kotaro-kun, who is also very popular. You are also one of Joy4, and your tacit understanding is very high, so you can better practice the fusion skills; and the sex turn chapter just didn’t appear, this time can also make up for this regret! Wouldn’t it be great to kill two birds with one stone! Anyway, just work harder!!”

"Hey, wait, at least you have to tell me where this is first?"

"I can't reveal too much! I can only tell you that this place belongs to a certain Chinese martial arts world!"

"Chinese martial arts? What are you doing abroad?"

"To advocate the combination of China and Japan!"

"Is it a combination skill again? Bastard! That's not how the combination technique is played!"

"Don't worry about the language problem, I've already adjusted it!"

"Who asked you this? You can actually adjust the language, what kind of RPG are you?"

"The so-called martial arts world is a condensed RPG!"

"Why don't I drop your condensed [beep-]!"

"Then at the end, I will give you the biggest hint." Toya Lake Immortal said finally, "Go find someone named Lu Xiaofeng and follow him the whole process!"

"Huh? Who is Lu Xiaofeng? Where can I find it? Hey—uncle—"

Even though Gintoki yelled, Lake Toya Immortal stopped talking.