The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

Yinshi subconsciously turned his head to look at it, and immediately burst into a cold sweat with fright.Because the person who knocked on the door did not know when he had already entered the house.And the face of this man is quite scary.

The left side of the face has been cut off in half, and the wound has shriveled and shrunk.Pulled his nose and eyes crookedly, not a nose, but half, not a pair of eyes, but one.There was only a dark and deep hole left in his right eye, a big "cross" was cut on the corner of his forehead with a blade, and his hands were cut off at the wrist.Now there is a gleaming iron hook on the right wrist, and an iron ball bigger than a human head on the left wrist.

Yinshi's legs were shaking desperately, and he looked like he was about to cry.I kept shouting in my heart: It's terrible, terrible, terrible...

Seeing this person, even the iron-masked judge couldn't help shivering in Lingling.

He didn't realize how this person got in.The Soul Hooker took two steps back, and said in a voiceless voice, "Liu Yuhen?"

A series of soft laughter like a knife scraping rust came from the man's throat, and he said: "I never thought that there are people in this world who recognize me. It's rare, it's rare."

The iron-faced judge was also terrified, and said: "You are that 'Jade Faced Lord' Liu Yuhen?"

"What? Mr. Yumian??" It wasn't Yinshi who called out, but Gui.

Gui said in disbelief: "The people here are so broad-minded!!"

"No, no, no!!" Yin Shi grabbed Gui's collar, "The focus of attention is wrong, why is it a problem of heart?"

Gui actually said with a serious face: "Since ancient times, people have always judged people by their appearance! Whether it's AK 48 or early ● girl group, even if their singing skills are not very good, as long as they are cute, everything is fine. However, people like Matsumura No matter how talented you are, isn't it very sad that people still criticize you because of the horse face?"

"The sad thing is the wig on your head!!" Gintoki complained angrily.

And Liu Yuhen didn't know how to respond because no one had ever said that to him before.After a long time, a sentence came out: "The 'Yu Mian Lang Jun' is already dead now. I can only hate that Liu Yuhen is still alive..."

Gui patted him on the shoulder, and said seriously: "It's okay, as long as you're alive, there's still a glimmer of hope! One day, your incomplete beauty will definitely be recognized by the masses!"

Liu Yuhen looked at the beautiful woman in front of him excitedly, this was the first time someone encouraged him after he became like this, even he couldn't bear to look directly at himself in the mirror, and this woman could have Heartbroken, without a trace of disgust, sympathy or even fear, just staring at the self named "Liu Yuhen" purely and straightforwardly.At this moment, Liu Yuhen felt that it was great that he was alive.

Liu Yuhen cupped his fists and bowed 90 degrees to Gui Lai: "Dare to ask the girl's name?"

"It's not a taboo name, it's Guizi!"

"Miss Guizi!" Liu Yuhen swore, "Liu swears, as long as it is useful, please feel free to speak, even if it is going up the mountain of swords or down into the sea of ​​fire, I will definitely help you!!"

The afterglow of the dusk shone on Gui and Liu Yuhen's bodies, as if they had become sacred, and everyone present was overwhelmed by this scene.Only Yin Shi looked at them indifferently.Silently complaining in my heart: (Ding dong! Congratulations on reaching 1000 friendship points, and getting the item: Liu Yuhen. Purpose: Scary people in the middle of the night, people and ghosts will disperse.)

As for Lu Xiaofeng and the two envoys from Tsing Yi Lou, they all watched this play like fossils, with complicated emotions.

But before he could digest the scene just now, there was a knock on the door.

This time the person who knocked on the door was outside, but suddenly walked in, without opening the door.

In front of him, the door made of thick wood seemed to have turned into a piece of paper.

He neither hit nor kicked with anything, just casually walked forward, and the front door suddenly shattered.

Yin Shi was taken aback again, and when he saw the person coming, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.Ah, fortunately, the person looks normal this time.Although what he did was abnormal, his face was normal anyway.

Because Yinshi's performance was too obvious, the person who came couldn't help but said: "This girl, can you please stop looking at me with such eyes that seem to embrace the whole world? I always feel very rude..."

Yes, although his movements are very domineering, but he doesn't even look domineering at all. He actually looks like a very gentle and delicate scholar, with a white face always smiling.

Now he is smiling and saying: "I am also a human being, and I also knock on the door."

The judge in front of him suddenly found that even when he was smiling, there was a kind of murderous look in his eyes.

The iron-masked judge couldn't help but shrugged, and said, "Could it be 'Heartbroken Swordsman' Xiao Qiuyu?"

The man smiled and said, "Okay, Your Excellency is indeed knowledgeable and discerning."

"What? Heartbroken bastard?" Yinshi yelled out, "Because you're so cheap, have you broken your intestines?"

Xiao Qiuyu's smile began to lose its hold.He suppressed this murderous look, stared at Yinshi and explained: "This girl, the so-called 'broken heart' refers to worrying, and 'sword' is a sword of a sword, not a lowly one. Because the autumn wind and autumn rain worry people , so whenever it comes to killing people, I always have to worry about it. That's why I have such a nickname."

After Yinshi heard this, he poked his ears and said contemptuously: "In this case, why not just call him 'Worrying Bitch'? What a shame! Make a high-level look, but your taste is terrible. Ahh , Is that the one, because I know that I don’t have any characteristics that others can remember, so I chose such a name so that I can explode in popularity? No, such a curious name will only make people think that you are Where did the zombie bastards come from to deal with plants!"

Xiao Qiuyu fell silent, her smile froze with a murderous look on her face.But Gui suddenly interjected and said proudly: "Plants vs. Zombies? Hmph, I'm very good at this, I've already reached the sixth level!!"

Yin Shi directly ignored him, and turned to the door: "Okay, now the next person is welcome."

Everyone looked over, and there was really a person standing at the window, with a black and thin face, short and small, but with a big flame-like beard, and a pair of silver hooks in his hands.

Yin Shi: "Then who are you?"

The man was still hesitating whether he should answer this question, after all, he had already seen Yin Shi and Gui's mouths.He didn't want to be the third victim.

However, the iron-faced judge did not let him do so.He lost his voice and said, "'A Thousand Miles of Alone' Dugu Fang?"

Dugu Fang frowned, and as expected, Yin Shi and Gui really spoke.

Yinshi: "Scared? Traveling thousands of miles alone? Walking thousands of miles alone? Are you so lonely?"

Gui: "Yinshi, it's because he doesn't have any friends! He obviously longs for love but always pretends that he likes to be alone. It won't do! You have to strike hard, otherwise people won't know what you want to do!"

Gintoki: "Really, there's nothing you can't see when you're old! It's human nature to want love or something, you don't need to be ashamed! In short, when you're in trouble, just smile! smile -"

Dugu Fang had also completely lost his ability to speak, but Soul Hooker recognized the silver hook in his hand as his, and shouted, "My silver hook?!"

Dugu Fang smiled, and said again: "I have brought the silver hook for you, take it!" After speaking, he threw the silver hook in his hand to him.

Seeing this scene, Yinshi and Gui started whispering again.

Yinshi said in Gui's ear with the attitude of a female high school student: "Hey, wig, do you see that, you obviously want to use the silver hook to be friends with the other party, but because you are too shy to speak up, you pretend to be superior , You're so arrogant."

Gui nodded and said, "Alas—if this continues, not only is it on the road of reality, but even the road of life will only be a 'travel alone'!"

Dugu Xing: "..."

There was almost silence.The scene that was supposed to draw the sword and relax seems to have become funny.Although Lu Xiaofeng had been lying on the bed without moving, he was secretly laughing.

He laughed at this group of masters who were left speechless by the two little girls, and he laughed even more at the beginning when the two masters of Tsing Yi Lou were caught in a dilemma by the appearance of these three weirdos.

But it's impossible for the scene to go on like this.

Just as Lu Xiaofeng expected, Soul Hooker sighed, and just as he sighed, the iron-faced judge turned over in the air, took out his pair of black iron judge pens in his hand, and rushed towards Liu Yuhen's "Tiantu" ", "Yingxiang", two large acupoints.

But Liu Yuhen dodged easily, and the iron ball on his left wrist had already hit the iron-masked judge heavily in the face.The iron-masked judge's face suddenly blossomed.

In the past, he would definitely greet him without hesitation.It can be seen that Gui really changed him.

The iron-masked judge didn't even utter a cry, and fell on his back, but the iron hook on Liu Yuhen's right wrist had already hooked his body.With a lift of the iron hook, the iron-masked judge flew out of the window to meet the real judge.

At this moment, the pair of silver hooks of Hooking Hand also flew up and flew out of the window.His man was still in the room, his face was ashen, his hands were drooping, and the joints on both arms were bleeding.The dagger in Xiao Qiuyu's hand was also dripping with blood.He smiled, looked at the soul hooker, and said: "It seems that your hands will never hook anyone's soul away again!"

Hooking hand clenched his teeth, the teeth were still rattling, and suddenly shouted: "Why don't you kill me?"

Xiao Qiuyu said lightly: "Because I'm not happy to kill you anymore, now I want you to go back and tell the people upstairs that you'd better stay upstairs obediently and not come down for the past two months, otherwise it will be very difficult for him to come back. Go upstairs alive."

Hookhunshou's expression changed again, he turned his head and went out the door without saying a word.

Unexpectedly, Dugu Fang suddenly appeared in front of him again, and said coldly: "You came in through the window, it's better to go out through the window!"

The Soul Hooker looked at him fiercely, and finally stomped his feet—the two people who came in through the window, sure enough, all went out through the window again.

There was one dead person in the room, the beating was messy, but Lu Xiaofeng still ignored the dead person, as if he didn't see anything.However, he secretly observed the reactions of Yinshi and Gui.Generally speaking, ordinary girls would inevitably be terrified when they saw such a bloody scene. However, the two of them were different. Their faces were calm, but disgust was revealed deep in their eyes.

The room darkened.Everyone stood quietly in the darkness, no one spoke again, but no one left.

At this moment, a melodious music suddenly sounded in the evening wind.Wonderful as a fairy.

Dugu Fang's spirit seemed to be revived, and he said in a deep voice, "Here we come!"

Who is it that makes the music so beautiful?

Lu Xiaofeng was also listening, no one could help listening to this kind of music.He suddenly discovered that the room that was originally full of bloody smell became full of fragrance.Then the dark room suddenly lit up.

Lu Xiaofeng finally couldn't help but opened his eyes, and suddenly found flowers flying all over the room.All kinds of flowers float in from the window.It floated in from outside the door, and then gently floated to the ground.

It was as if a blanket made of fresh flowers was suddenly spread on the ground until it reached the door.

A person walked in slowly from the door.

Lu Xiaofeng has seen many women, some are ugly and some are beautiful.But he had never seen such a beautiful woman.

She was wearing a pure black soft silk cannon, which dragged on the ground and above the flowers.The jet-black hair hangs over his shoulders, but his face is pale, with a pair of jet-black eyes.She just stood quietly on the flowers.The colorful flowers on the ground seemed to have suddenly lost their color.This kind of beauty is no longer the beauty of the world, it has become extraordinary and unbelievable.

Liu Yuhen, Xiao Qiuyu, and Dugu Fang had all quietly walked to the corner.They seemed to be respectful to her.

Although Yinshi and Gui also admitted that the other party is a beautiful woman, but compared to this, the current situation makes them feel speechless.

The flower floated to the tip of Yinshi's nose and was blown away by his breath.He stared at the exaggerated scene with dead fish eyes: "Where do you get so many flowers? Are you not afraid of people with pollen allergies? Will they pay for medical expenses?"

Gui Ye shook his head in the tone of an old mother: "Really, how can we destroy nature like this? We must cherish the flowers and trees! There are so many flowers picked, and the flowers will hurt!"

However, there was one more thing that made them feel a little concerned. This woman seemed very familiar, as if they had seen it somewhere before.

On the other hand, Lu Xiaofeng's breathing seemed to have almost stopped.But he still didn't get up.

She stared at Lu Xiaofeng and smiled, then suddenly knelt down to Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng could no longer lie on the bed.He jumped up suddenly.His figure suddenly turned into a bullet shot out by a strong bow, suddenly broke through the roof of the tent, and then broke through the roof with a "bang", and instantly his figure was gone.

A well-behaved little girl with big eyes stood behind the girl in black, on top of the flowers.

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly ran away as if he had seen a ghost, the little girl was also startled, and couldn't help asking quietly: "The princess treats him so politely, why did he run away instead? What is he afraid of?"

The girl in black didn't answer the question directly.After a long time, he said softly: "He is indeed a smart man, extremely smart!"

"I remember! You are my sister who was in the woods that day!" Gui suddenly shouted.

Yinshi also remembered: "Oh, yes, I also remembered, the sister who gave me back the money."

The girl in black turned her head to look at Yin Shi and Gui, and smiled after a while: "So it was you, but you didn't go back!"

The little girl next to her asked, "Princess, do you know them?"

"Yeah, I met them in the woods and were robbed by bandits."

"So the princess saved them! I see!!"

Yin Shi and Gui asked in surprise, "Princess?"

The girl in black smiled: "I couldn't tell you last time, let me make it up this time. My name is Shangguan Danfeng, and I am the princess of the Great Jinpeng Dynasty."