The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

I don't know how long it was before Gintoki, Gui and Sakamoto fell asleep on top of a pile of UNO cards.As a result, they were still asleep when they were awakened by a sudden loud noise.

First, there was a big "bang", and then there were all kinds of messy sounds, such as the sound of smashing bottles and jars, the sound of stones being thrown on the roof, and the sound of roof tiles being smashed, and there were also some sounds mixed in. The sound of shouting and cursing from the crowd.

"What... what are you doing?"

"Earthquake? Is it an earthquake?"

"A robber came in?"

Only a shrill and loud female voice said: "Zuo Qinghou, return my daughter!"

This sentence made the three people who were still half asleep and half awake immediately wake up.

They rushed straight into the hall.As a result, as soon as they entered, a chair flew towards them, and they squatted down in a hurry to avoid it.And the chair smashed to pieces against the wall behind them.

Seeing this scene, Yin Shihei let out a voice as if his throat was being pinched: "Woo, what is that..."

Gui looked at the woman in the hall and said, "Ah, she is the woman who caught Chu Xiangdian last night!"

The one who came was Hua Jin Gong.Besides her, a group of men also came, all of whom seemed to be thugs.

I saw her yelling like a shrew cursing the street: "My daughter was killed by you, an old thief. You knew that she was ill, so you deliberately hid all the doctors in your house, so that no one could treat her. , otherwise how could she die? I want you to pay for your life!"

Sakamoto wondered, "Huh? Is that so?"

Yin Shi picked his nose and said, "Can you believe the old woman's words?"

Gui: "Yinshi, if you don't respect the old man, the old man won't respect you either!"

Zuo Qinghou said coldly: "When did the old man hurt your daughter? You don't spit blood here! My daughter is also sick and needs to see a doctor! If you want to blame it, blame your daughter for being sick at the wrong time!"

Hua Jingong became even more angry: "You old thief! My old lady is fighting with you!!"

After finishing speaking, Hua Jingong and the man she brought were ready to rush towards Zuo Qinghou.

Gintoki couldn't stand it anymore, and when he was about to rush out, Sakamoto stopped him.

"Leave this to me!" Sakamoto said with a smile.

"Please wait a moment!!"

It was Sakamoto who spoke.He showed a unique smile of a businessman and said, "Well, everyone is an adult, calm down!"

Zuo Qinghou looked at Sakamoto in a little surprise: "You...you..."

Hua Jingong looked at Sakamoto with disdain and said, "Who are you? How dare you point fingers at me?"

"No, no, how could it be?" Sakamoto said with a smile, "It's just that if a woman is angry, it's easy to get wrinkles! If a beauty like you gets wrinkles because of some trivial things, wouldn't the gain outweigh the loss?"

Yinshi in the corner beside him wailed: "It's a shame that guy Chenma said it..."

Gui sighed: "Don't forget, Sakamoto is a first-class fraudster! Besides... don't you see that she was very happy to be coaxed? The murderous spirit has also been reduced a lot."

Just as Gui said, Hua Jingong was greeted with a smile on his face by Sakamoto's words.

"Yeah, you guys are really good at talking! Also, as you said, it's not good to have wrinkles..." Hua Jingong really thought that Sakamoto was telling the truth, and started to wink at him "But, my daughter died because of this old thief, should I just swallow my anger like this?"

Sakamoto said with a smile: "However, the master's daughter is indeed sick, and she loves her dearly. I think this is the same as the madam! So the master did not intend to cause this situation. Could you invite this beautiful Madam forgive him?"

"Hey, why does the old man want to..."

Seeing that Zuo Qinghou was about to be rude, Yin Shi and Gui went up to stop him.

"Oh, sir, you are not well! Don't be angry!"

"Come on, sir, sit down and have a cup of tea first!"

Yinshi and Gui pretended to be maids and supported Zuo Qinghou to sit down, and signaled Sakamoto with their eyes to coax Hua Jingong back as soon as possible.

Only Hua Jingong said: "You want me to forgive him? Well, for the sake of a sweet-mouthed guy like you, it's not impossible! As long as this old thief knocks my head three times in front of my daughter's grave, I will forgive him!"

"Damn you..." Zuo Qinghou stood up abruptly and wanted to yell at him, but Yin Shi and Gui pushed him down again.

However, in this case, Sakamoto still showed a confident smile.

"So, what if this is the case?" Sakamoto said, "If I have a way to bring your daughter back to life, can you forgive the master? So that you can erase the grievances between your family and the master's family for generations?"

Having said that, Hua Jingong's face changed: "You, what did you say?"

Sakamoto laughed: "I said 'I have a way to bring your daughter back to life.'"

Hua Jingong was no longer the pretentious coquettish attitude just now, but looked at Sakamoto vigilantly and asked, "Who are you...?"

"Ah, actually I am..." Sakamoto thought for a while and said, "Businessman and spiritualist!"

"Spiritualist?" Hua Jingong obviously didn't believe Sakamoto's words, and stared at him suspiciously.

"Yes, that's right! So I have a way to bring back your daughter's soul and bring her back to life." Sakamoto said without changing his expression.

After a long pause, Hua Jingong said slowly, "What you said is true?"

Sakamoto said: "If Madam doesn't believe me, I can follow you back and cast spells right away!"

Hua Jin bowed: "Okay, you can go back with me now!"

"Ah, wait!"

Hua Jingong sneered and said, "What? Afraid that the lie will be seen through?"

Sakamoto smiled and said, "Of course not, it's just that you can't recruit just as you say, and you still need to prepare!"

Hua Jin bowed: "Oh, what are you preparing for?"

"Yes, then..." Sakamoto glanced at Gintoki and Empress Katsura who looked surprised, and smiled, "I will prepare things myself, you just need to open the door tonight and wait for me to come over!"

Hua Jingong was silent again for a long time: "Are you serious?"

Sakamoto just smiled and didn't speak.

Hua Jingong took a deep breath: "Okay, let's trust you for once!"

"Go!" With an order, all the men followed Hua Jingong and left the Throwing Cup Villa.

After Hua Jingong and the others left completely, Yin Shi and Gui stepped forward and asked, "Hey, do you really know how to summon souls?"

Sakamoto smiled: "Ahahahaha, how is it possible! I lied to her!"

The scene was silent for a while.

Yinshi said with a black line: "Has your deceit ability been upgraded to another level, hello?"

"Ahahahaha, what should I say, I left the battlefield earlier than you all and fought on the battlefield called business instead! It's only natural that my mind becomes better!"

"It seems that not only the skill, but also the mind has become worse, and only the morality has declined at an unmatched speed!" Silver Toki complained.

"You, how can you say that?" Zuo Qinghou finally came back to his senses, and said in a panic, "You don't intend to really ask the old man to hand over my daughter to others, do you?"

"Oh, that's a good way too!" Sakamoto laughed, "As long as I pretend to do some soul-calling actions and then let your daughter appear on stage, let them believe that I have summoned their daughter's soul to your daughter ...Maybe I can make a lot of money! Hahahahaha! Hahahaha!"

Gintoki and Gui waved a fist together.

Yin Shi said with a blank expression: "It seems that you can make a lot of money by selling your organs!"

Gui also said expressionlessly: "Sakamoto, I really misread you!"

"Ahahahaha, I was just joking!" Sakamoto wiped his nosebleeds, and smiled a little bit, "For now, there is nothing I can do to persuade that mother to go back except to make up this lie! However, I agreed It’s okay not to do other people’s affairs, so I’ll still go there tonight!”

"Sakamoto, you..."

"Don't worry!" Sakamoto said with a smile, "Don't forget that my greatest weapon is wisdom! So I can think of a way to fool me before night. Ah, or causing some chaos is also a way! For example, in the Setting fire to their backyard or something..."

Yinshi immediately complained after hearing this: "Your morality has been completely discharged together with the vomit!!"

"However, what Sakamoto said is not completely unreasonable..." Gui muttered, "In short, let's see if we can think of a way to delay the time. If there is really no way, then we can only kidnap other people's mother..."

Yinshi complained deeply: "Ah, I forgot, the fact that you are a first-level wanted criminal! Sure enough, the combination of terrorists and fraudsters can only cause catastrophe to the world!"

Gui said: "This is also a part of the practice of combining skills!"

"Stop mentioning combining skills, bastard!!"

At this moment, a servant came over in a hurry and said, "Master, a brother reports that Master Ding Er is here!"

Hearing this name, Zuo Qinghou, who was originally sitting, suddenly jumped up and shouted: "What did you say? Ah, shit, shit..."

Yinshi and the others naturally didn't know who it was, so they asked, "Who is it?"

Zuo Qinghou sighed and said, "You should know about the Ding Heroes of Qixingtang in Luhuadang, right? Today is the second son of 'Wu Hook Sword' Ding Yu Ding..."

"Oh, there's no need to talk about these names and nicknames! We don't even know!" Yinshi waved his hands impatiently, "Let's talk about the important point!"

Zuo Qinghou said: "Simply speaking, he is my future in-laws!"

Gui suddenly realized: "Could it be that he is the one who plans to marry your daughter?"

Zuo Qinghou sighed greatly: "It's not bad at all, it's just because we agreed last month to marry Zhu'er and Ding Rufeng this month, and Ding Laoer came here this time precisely for this matter. "

"Ah, this is so bad!" Sakamoto said, "He doesn't know if your daughter is sick?"

"I know, how can I not know?" Zuo Qinghou sighed, "It's because she is sick, so I want to be happy for this child. I only hope that once she gets married, her illness will be cured! And..." Zuo Qinghou Qinghou paused for a moment, and said, "Soon, Xue Yiren and I will have a fight to the death, and the old man is likely to die under his sword. Therefore, the old man decided to use this to preserve the safety of the pearl. Who would have expected Now this is what happens.”

Yin Shi and the others looked at each other in dismay when they heard the news for the first time.

Zuo Qinghou said with a bitter face: "Now if I promise him to get married in the middle of the month, Zhu'er...how can Zhu'er be willing to marry, if I don't agree, how can I evade it, I...I am really Kill yourself by doing it."

Gintoki, Katsura and Sakamoto did not speak.

At this time, Zuo Qinghou actually looked at Sakamoto and said, "Brother, you are very eloquent, can you please help me to let the second brother Ding postpone the wedding?"

Regarding Zuo Qinghou's actions, Yin Shi couldn't help taking a step back: "Hey, old man, you don't have a brain paralysis, do you? Leave this matter to this low-character fraudster? Don't forget that he just What you did! If you don’t pay attention, your future in-laws will be postponed for a month, and it may even be postponed for a lifetime!"

"It's indeed an act of going to the doctor in a hurry, but..." The old man suddenly burst into tears, "What do you want me to do?! My Pearl..."

Seeing Zuo Qinghou like this, Yinshi didn't know how to react, so he could only scratch the back of his head.

"Hey, I see, let us handle this matter!"

In terms of insidious tactics, who can compare to them from the silver family?And it's the highest level of silver fucking!

After getting Zuo Qinghou's promise that "as long as Ding Yu can come back a month late, there is no problem", the three of them did adopt the most effective and direct but also the most despicable method.

Knowing that Ding Yu likes to drink, Sakamoto deliberately pretended to be a wine merchant and went for a walk on the side of the road. With his eloquence as a fraudster, many people gathered around his booth.

At this time, Ding Yu, who was persuaded by Zuo Qinghou to go down to the city for a stroll, passed by here. How could he miss it as a good wine?

Seeing this, Sakamoto took the opportunity to let Ding Yu try drinking, of course, a lot of ecstasy was added to the wine.

After he walked for a while, he would naturally be unconscious after the drug kicked in.

then……

"Yeah, yeah!"

Ding Yu, who was awakened by the scream, found herself naked.Lying naked on the bed, there was actually a beautiful girl in scantily-clothed clothes beside her.

I saw her pear blossom crying with rain: "You pervert, you actually kidnapped me in broad daylight... Woohoo, I don't want to live anymore! I'm going to tell my father!"

Ding Yu panicked: "Ah, no, no, that's not the case, wait a minute!!"

"No matter, I'm going to tell everyone that you are a super pervert!!" When the girl jumped out of the bed and was about to leave the room, Zuo Qinghou who rushed over stopped her and knocked her out. "Brother Zuo, I..." Ding Yu was When he was about to say something, Zuo Qinghou sighed and said, "Don't say anything, Brother Ding, you... well, get out of here first, let this matter be handled by my younger brother!"

"That...that marriage..."

"Just wait another month for the marriage! It's important to preserve your reputation, Brother Ding!" Zuo Qinghou said with superb acting skills.

Ding Yu looked at Zuo Qinghou movedly: "Brother Zuo, you are really a good brother of my Ding!"

After that, Ding Yu did leave Songjiang Mansion in a hurry.

Although Zuo Qinghou felt extremely guilty towards Ding Yu, but for the sake of himself and his beloved daughter, he endured it.

After Ding Yu left, that beautiful girl—Gui also woke up.

Gui asked seriously, "How's your acting skills?"

Yin Shi gave a thumbs up and said, "Well, it's excellent!"

Incidentally, the role of the "victim girl" was chosen through rock-paper-scissors.

Fuck it here, fiddle there, and the day will pass quickly.

Return to Tossing Cup Heights.

"Let's talk..." Yinshi suddenly said expressionlessly, "Is it because I haven't seen someone since early in the morning?"

Gui nodded and said, "Ah, I also noticed that something is wrong!"

Sakamoto said: "Well, where did Ah Xiang go?"

Under the guidance of the servants, the three of them came to Chu Liuxiang's room, only to see him fast asleep.I heard someone say that Chu Liuxiang has been sleeping since morning until now.

Gintoki, Katsura and Sakamoto were all dejected.

"Hey, Chenma." Yinshi suddenly said, "Have you thought of a plan for tonight?"

Sakamoto said blankly, "Ah, I just thought of one."

Yin Shi said: "What a coincidence, I also have a plan here!"

Gui also said: "Well, I also have a good method."

The three of them all looked at the face of Chu Liuxiang who was still asleep and didn't know that he was about to face a catastrophe.