The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

When Chu Liuxiang woke up, she realized something was wrong.

This bed is definitely not the bed he used to sleep on, and this pillow is not the pillow he used to lie on.This room is not the room he originally entered.

What's more... I was actually naked at this time!

What the hell is going on?

At this time, he found that there were still people lying on both sides of him!

Swallowing her saliva, Chu Liuxiang lifted the quilt carefully and saw an old face and a horse face...

Chu Liuxiang quickly covered the opened quilt again.

After three seconds of silence, Chu Liuxiang put on his clothes as fast as he could in his life and prepared to flee the scene.

what happen?what happen?

what happen?what happen?

what happen?what happen?

what happen?what happen?

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At this moment, Chu Liuxiang's brain was in chaos.Especially when I think about being naked.Lying naked next to the same naked old woman and the mare, he only felt dizzy for a while!

He just wants to leave as soon as possible before the two creatures wake up, however, the reality is often not satisfactory.

"Ah ah ah ah ah----"

Before he could escape, the old woman Hua Jingong and the mare Shi's young lady Xue Honghong still woke up. After taking a look at their situation and Chu Liuxiang's state, they immediately understood what was going on and screamed.

Chu Liuxiang's head is getting bigger.

I just heard Hua Jingong shout: "Good job, Ye Shenglan! You actually...you did such a beastly thing to us..."

From the day they caught Chu Liuxiang, they identified Chu Liuxiang as the man named "Ye Shenglan". Of course, Chu Liuxiang also said that she was "Chu Liuxiang", but unfortunately, no one believed it.

But now, Chu Liuxiang thinks it's not bad to be "Ye Shenglan" once!

No, this should not be the case now.

Thinking of this, Chu Liuxiang said: "No, you guys misunderstood, I..."

"Wooah!!" Xue Honghong suddenly bumped her head into Hua Jingong's arms, and hissed, "It's a disaster for me to marry into your family for eight lifetimes, to be humiliated like this... I don't want to live anymore, either. Just kill me..."

While comforting Xue Honghong, Hua Jingong cursed at Chu Liuxiang: "You still want to deny it? I knew that you would come to me sooner or later. I knew you were not a good person, but I didn't expect You... you actually found my daughter-in-law? You are such a scumbag!"

"No, that's really not the case!" Chu Liuxiang was extremely depressed.No matter how bad he was, he would never look for the two of them!

At this time, Xue Honghong suddenly said: "I want you to come with me to see Daddy, and I want Daddy to help me make the decision!"

Hearing this, Chu Liuxiang settled down: "Okay, I'll go with you."

Since Chu Liuxiang was currently in a messy state, he didn't notice that someone was watching outside the window, let alone that there were three people outside the window!

These three people are naturally the instigators of the whole thing: Gintoki, Katsura and Sakamoto.

What happened was like this: the three of them returned to Throwing Cup Villa exhausted after working for Zuo Qinghou all day, only to find that Chu Liuxiang, who should contribute the most to this matter, was sleeping soundly, so they were furious The three decided to retaliate.It just so happened that tonight, Sakamoto promised Hua Jin Gong would carry out the soul-calling, so the three of them came to Shijiazhuang easily together, and together they carried some large package wrapped in sacks.Sakamoto claimed that the contents of the sack were sacrifices for summoning souls, so Hua Jingong had no doubts, but the actual large package was naturally Chu Liuxiang.

If it was on weekdays, Chu Liuxiang wouldn't be sleeping so soundly, and she wouldn't even know that she was being dragged away. They even drank the wine mixed with drugs left by Ding Yu, so Chu Liuxiang, who was very sad, was carried in by the three of them swaggeringly.

Then, when Sakamoto was performing the ceremony indiscriminately, Xue Honghong also came to join in the fun.Sakamoto also listed her as one of the victims. After lying about performing a spiritual baptism and tricking them into drinking the water mixed with drugs, the three of them quickly carried the two of them together with Chu Liuxiang into a certain room .Chu Liuxiang was stripped naked by them.As for Hua Jingong and Xue Honghong, they also planned to strip them naked at first, but they were women after all, so they were too embarrassed to do so. The most important thing was to see if their faces were worthy of being naked.The body is too heavy, so I gave up.

The above are the "Chu Liuxiang Retaliation Plan" and "Enter Shijiazhuang to investigate the case openly and aboveboard" designed by joy3.

It was indeed quite successful.It is estimated that Chu Liuxiang will never forget it in his whole life.This incident can be completely ranked as another major psychological trauma in Chu Liuxiang's life after the "shemale incident".

Because of this matter, Hua Jingong has no time to control Sakamoto's soul-calling.Now, Chu Liuxiang and the three of them left Shijiazhuang to find Xue Honghong's father.This is an excellent opportunity for Yinshi and the others!

Thinking of this, the three of them quietly left for Shi Yin's room in a tacit understanding.

There is no one in the back garden, only the light is still on in the hut among the bamboo forests.

Looking in through the window, there seemed to be no one there.After waiting for a while, the three of them simply swaggered in.

The room was kept clean.Nothing seemed to be left.

Just then, someone came in.

"who are you?"

An old woman with silver hair like silk looked at the three of them in surprise and asked.

Yin Shi and the others all recognized her, and they also met her when they came here to check the situation on the first day. She is the "Liang Ma" that Shi Yin once mentioned.

Sakamoto replied with a smile without hesitation: "Ah, we are the spirit conjurers invited by your wife!"

"Calling the soul?" Mama Liang frowned.

"That's right." Sakamoto said, "For this reason, I need to know some things here so that I can accurately call back your lady's soul! Ah, you seem to know your lady very well, can you tell me something about it? ?”

Without hesitation, Liang's mother agreed: "Okay, as long as I can see Yin'er again, I can tell you anything!"

It can be seen that this old lady really loves Shi Yin very much.

"So, what do you want to ask?" Liang Ma asked.

Gui asked, "When did your young lady get sick? What kind of disease?"

Liang Ma shook her head: "I have been ill for a long time, and I have invited a doctor, but... I just don't know what kind of strange disease she has! She is still very young, so... just like this..." While talking, Mama Liang choked up.

The three of Yinshi looked at each other when they saw this situation, and hid aside and whispered: "Hey, isn't it very kind of us to do this?"

"It's too cruel to take advantage of a mother's psychology, give hope and then crush her!"

"Ah, it really doesn't seem so good..."

"You..." Mama Liang suddenly said, "Is there really a way for me to see Miss again? As long as I can see Miss, I... I am willing to die!"

Now they were even more speechless.

Yin Shi muttered: "Compared to that old woman, why is this more like her mother? Could it be her illegitimate daughter?"

Although the voice was very low, Mama Liang still heard it. She choked up and said, "Although Yin'er was not born by me, I brought her up since childhood. I am lonely and helpless. Only she can be regarded as my relative. Now She's dead, I... I..."

Gui sighed: "As expected, the relationship with adoptive mothers is better than that of biological ones..."

Sakamoto asked: "Then where is your lady now? Is it the mourning hall?"

Liang Ma shook her head and said, "It has already been buried!"

"So fast?"

Liang Ma was a little angry when she heard what Sakamoto said: "Of course the dead should be buried in the ground, right?"

In this regard, Gintoki, Gui and Sakamoto looked at each other without saying a word.

"That," Sakamoto said, "can you take us to the mourning hall?"

The side hall in the small courtyard has been converted into a mourning hall.However, there is no one.

Yin Shi frowned slightly: "Is no one here?"

Liang Ma shook her head and said: "Although it's not good for me to say that as a servant, but... the masters here are not very close to each other, and the young lady is also relatively seldom contacted with the master and wife..."

Yinshi picked his nose and said, "Sure enough, my parents are the same family!"

Gui sighed and said, "It's really the complete opposite of Mr. Zuo's house! Over there, the love for a daughter is almost falling down, but here..."

Sakamoto thought for a while, then suddenly asked: "By the way, did Ye Shenglan not come? Isn't he your lady's lover?"

Liang Ma said: "It's because Miss is too innocent to be deceived by such a bad man! But that is already a thing of the past! Besides, Miss is already someone else's unmarried wife."

"Oh, there is also a marriage? Who is the other party?"

"His name is Xue Bin." Liang Ma replied, "He is the son of Xue Jiazhuang."

Joy3, who got the clue, decided to go to Xuejiazhuang under the guidance of Liang Ma.If they remembered that Chu Liuxiang was in Xuejiazhuang now, they probably wouldn't have passed.

Xuejiazhuang is not far from Shijiazhuang.

Although the scale of the villa here is not as grand as "Throwing Cup Villa", its style is more quaint.

"Let's talk..." Yin Shi suddenly asked while walking, "What are we doing now?"

Gui replied, "Look for that person's fiancé!"

"Hey, I know this, I want to ask..." Yinshi stopped and asked with dead fish eyes, "So what if you find him? Isn't the problem of Youri Ripple that we need to solve now?"

At this moment, both Gui and Sakamoto stopped, and looked at Gintoki in shock.

"Yinshi, you... do you really believe in reviving the dead?"

"Ahahahaha, wig, don't be fooled by Jin Shi! He deliberately pretended to be like this to lure us into being fooled!"

Yinshi twitched his face and let out a "hey".Gui and Sakamoto continued to say: "Ah, yes, no matter how useless they become now, it's impossible to really believe these nonsense! No matter how you look at it, it's just a play deliberately put on by that girl!"

"Ahahahaha, that's right! Jin Shi specially put on such an appearance to match their acting skills, it's amazing!"

After being silent for a few seconds, Yinshi suddenly said loudly: "Then, of course, how could I not notice such a trivial matter?"

Gui nodded and said, "Yes, I knew it!"

Sakamoto laughed loudly: "Ahahahaha, Jin Shi is really cunning!"

"Anyway, let's go find her fiancé quickly, maybe we can learn something about the reason why she deliberately did these things." Gui said.

"Oh, let's go!!" Yin Shi strode forward with a shameful smile, but he was surprised in his heart and said: What are you doing?I was so scared that I was going to have a diarrhea collapse, how could I fix it! !

Of course, Yinshi will never let Gui and Sakamoto know about such psychological activities.

At this moment, there seemed to be a sound coming from above.

"I found my big brother and big sister!!"

Xue Xiaoren fell from the sky and almost hit Yinshi's body but he dodged it.

I saw Xue Xiaoren jumping and jumping happily and said: "Okay, I found my big brother and big sister! I won!"

Yinshi complained profoundly: "Isn't it? After playing hide-and-seek all day and all night?"

"It's your turn to be ghosts!" Xue Xiaoren said happily.

At this time, Sakamoto stepped forward and asked with a smile: "Come on, do you want to play some more fun games with your brother than hide-and-seek?"

Hearing what Sakamoto said, Yin Shi directly tapped his hand knife on the top of his messy head and complained: "Hey, do you want to teach him some obscene games again?"

"Ahahahaha, it's not those things this time!" Sakamoto said, "Let's play detective games together!"

"Detective game?"

Gintoki and Katsura instantly understood Sakamoto's thoughts.

Naturally, Xue Xiaoren didn't know, so he asked, "What is this? Is it more fun than hide-and-seek?"

"It's fun, definitely more fun than hide-and-seek! Brother can guarantee it!" Sakamoto laughed.

"Okay, then I'll play!" Xue Xiaoren clapped his hands and laughed.

"Well, very good!" Sakamoto said, "Now do you know a man named Xue Bin?"

Xue Xiaoren laughed loudly: "I know! I know! He is my elder brother's son!"

"Oh, then do you know what's strange about him recently?"

Xue Xiaoren thought about it seriously, and suddenly said: "Ah, I want to find him to play with me recently, but he refuses, and always sneaks into a small room to play alone!"

"Small house?" Gintoki, Gui and Sakamoto felt that something was wrong.

"Hey, do you know where that little house is?" Gintoki asked.

"I know!" Xue Xiao said humanely, "I sneaked past him once, but he didn't even notice!"

"Can you take us there?"

"Okay!" Xue Xiaoren said with a smile.