The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Xue Xiaoren really started to count the stars in the sky again, and while counting, he said to Yin Shi and the others: "Big sister, big brother, can you count with me too?"

Yin Shi opened his dead fish eyes and refused without hesitation: "No, I don't want it..."

Sakamoto, however, walked by.

He said with a smile: "Child, how can you count the stars in the sky? So, how about my brother teach you to play more fun things? Come on, first go to the kitchen to get a piece of konjac, and then open a piece of konjac in the middle." Hole……"

Yinshi and Gui kicked over together.

"What are you teaching him, you idiot Chenma!!"

"Sakamoto! Don't teach bad kids!!"

And Sakamoto, who was kicked until his head was bleeding, said with a smile: "Ahahahaha, I'm just teaching him the fun of being a man! Maybe this way he can be a normal man again!"

"Go to hell, who is as perverted as you!!" Yin Shi complained while kicking him.

And Xue Xiaoren really wrote it down seriously: "Is it konjac? Um... konjac... But, what is konjac? What is the purpose of opening a hole?"

"Don't get entangled anymore! Don't follow suit! Otherwise, it will become the biggest stain in your life!!" Yinshi complained unceremoniously.

"That's right! Compared with konjac and so on, you should pay more attention to other things, such as meat balls!"

As soon as Gui finished speaking, Gintoki and Sakamoto kicked him.

"What are you teaching him, you meat ball control!!"

"Wig, you are no better than me!!"

"Wait, listen to me, I did this for a reason!" Gui struggled to stand up and explained seriously, "I did this to appeal to the love in his heart!"

In the end, he was still beaten.

At this time, Yinshi thought to Gui and Sakamoto: "Really, one will teach bad children, and the other will destroy the already dilapidated brain further! Both are so useless! If you want to teach, teach some practical things." Sex! Look at how I did it!!"

After finishing speaking, Yin Shi walked up to Xue Xiaoren, took out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket, and said kindly: "Come on, good boy, do you know what this is?"

Xue Xiaoren looked at it seriously, and said happily: "I know, you can use this to exchange for a lot of candies!"

"Oh, it's no problem if you can understand the most important thing!" Yin Shi put away the ticket, hooked Xue Xiaoren's neck with a bad face and said, "Come on, you should know the place where your family keeps this, right? Be good, you go and take that out to Big Sister, and Big Sister will help you exchange lots and lots of candy for you to eat..."

Gui and Sakamoto kicked it together.

"The most shameless person is you, Yinshi!!"

"It turned out that you were the one who taught the bad kids!!"

Yin Fu, who was kicked to the ground, pretended to shout: "Kick me? You actually kicked me? Even my father never kicked me!"

Gui complained, "Where did your father come from?"

Sakamoto also complained: "We are now teaching you instead of your father! Jin Shi, your personality is too problematic, let us correct you!"

Yinshi shouted: "Stop joking, I don't want to be told by you two idiots! In terms of personality, your problem is bigger, right?"

"The three of you have personality problems!"

The sudden icy voice made Gintoki, Katsura and Sakamoto all shudder uncontrollably.

Turning her face slowly, she saw Chu Liuxiang staring at the three of them expressionlessly.

Yinshi laughed dryly: "Yo, Ah Xiang, you escaped successfully!"

Gui said earnestly: "As expected of Chu Xiangdian, we knew that those mere little ones can't do anything to you!"

Sakamoto laughed loudly: "Ahahahaha! Ah Xiang is really amazing!"

Although the three of them tried their best to flatter Chu Liuxiang, they couldn't escape the fate of being beaten up by Chu Liuxiang in the end.

Gintoki and Katsura had nothing to protest, but Sakamoto had something to say: "Hey, why do you want to beat me up too? We've only just met, right?"

Chu Liuxiang said coldly: "If you want to blame, blame you for emitting the same breath as the two of them!"

Sakamoto: "Ahahahaha... how to put it, I always feel so sad..."

Chu Liuxiang ignored Sakamoto, but stared at Yinshi and Gui with a ghostly look and threatened word by word: "Next time if you dare to throw me away like a deserter, I will kick your liver out of your body! "

In an instant, Yinshi and Gui could only feel the water in their bodies draining violently.

After the first battle in Shenshui Palace, the evil spirit personality in Chu Liuxiang, who originally had hidden ghost and animal attributes, was finally activated successfully, but most of the time it only appeared when facing them...

"Okay, now that the basic situation is understood, let's get out of here..."

Unexpectedly, at this moment, with a sudden "whoosh", a figure rushed out like an arrow and stood in front of Chu Liuxiang.

Chu Liuxiang never expected to meet such a master of qinggong here, so she couldn't help being surprised.

This person is Xue Xiaoren.

Xue Xiaoren looked Chu Liuxiang up and down, then suddenly smiled and said, "Where did you come from, uncle? Why have I never seen you before?"

"puff……"

Yinshi couldn't help laughing: "Being... actually being called uncle by Shushu..."

As a result, Chu Liuxiang glared at him, and Yin Shi immediately swallowed his mocking expression.

Even so, Chu Liuxiang still couldn't laugh or cry when an old man called her uncle. She could only laugh and said, "You don't have to be polite, old man. I really can't bear the word uncle."

Unexpectedly, just after he finished speaking, the clown laughed and said: "So you are an idiot, I am only 12 years old, but you call me old man, my elder brother must laugh until he hears this."

Chu Liuxiang was stunned.I only heard Yin Shi whispered: "It's useless to be serious with him! That guy's IQ is only 12 years old! It's not even as good as the second grade!"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Then what about your elder brother?"

Xue Xiaoren said with a smile: "My elder brother is much older, I'm afraid he is a few years older than uncle."

Chu Liuxiang asked, "Who is he?"

Xue Xiao said: "He is called Xue Yiren!"

In an instant, Chu Liuxiang gasped.

He is actually the younger brother of that generation of swordsman in blood!

Chu Liuxiang sighed secretly, and really didn't want to talk too much with this person, so she said with a smile: "'Brother' has something to do, let's play with you next time..."

Unexpectedly, Xue Xiaoren also suddenly pulled out a poisonous snake-like soft sword from his belt, "Shua, Shua, Shua", stabbing out three times in a row!

These three swords are really fast, accurate, and ruthless. The speed and precision of the swordsmanship is so fast and precise that even people like Zhongyuan Dianhong and "Gentleman Sword" Huang Luzhi are beyond their reach.

Although Chu Liuxiang avoided the three sword strikes, she couldn't help being taken aback.

I saw Xue Baobao yelling with a smile: "Uncle, you are not allowed to snatch the big brother and big sisters, they are playing with the baby!"

After a moment of silence, Chu Liuxiang turned her head to look at Yinshi, Gui and Sakamoto and asked, "When did you... have such a good relationship with him?"

Yin Shi picked his nose and replied, "Ah, there's nothing I can do about being a good character!"

With a "click", Chu Liuxiang directly chopped Yin Shi unconscious with a knife in his hand.

Then, he looked at Xue Xiaoren with a harmless smile and said, "Don't you want them to play with you? 'Brother' also join, okay?"

Xue Xiaoren clapped his hands and laughed, "Do you want to play with the baby too, uncle? Good!"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Then, 'brother' suggests playing hide-and-seek, okay?"

Xue Xiao said humanely: "Hide-and-seek? Yes, yes! Hide-and-seek is fun! That uncle is a ghost!!"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said: "No, no, the youngest one should be the ghost first in hide-and-seek! So 'brother' can't be a ghost! Only you can be a ghost first!"

Xue Xiao said humanely: "Oh, that's it... well then, the baby will be a ghost, then you guys, hurry up and hide!"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Well, okay, 'brother' go hide now! You have to close your eyes and count to one hundred before you start looking for us!"

"it is good!"

After that, Xue Xiaoren really closed his eyes and started counting: "1, 2, 3..."

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Chu Liuxiang dragged the fainted Yinshi like dragging a dead body, together with Gui and Sakamoto, who didn't dare to say a word during the whole process, quickly left Shijiazhuang.

When Zuo Erye saw the makeup powder he brought back, he couldn't help being stunned, sweating profusely, and was speechless for a full cup of tea.

Zhang Jianzhai frowned and asked, "Is the room really the same as what she said?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Exactly the same."

Zhang Jianzhai said: "That Miss Shi really died today?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "That's right, her body hasn't been coffined yet, and I still saw the clothes..."

Second Master Zuo suddenly jumped up and shouted: "I don't care what kind of clothes it is, and I don't care if the daughter surnamed Shi is dead or not. I only know that Mingzhu is my daughter, and no one can take it away."

Zhang Jianzhai said, "But what if she doesn't admit that you are her father?"

Zuo Erye roared angrily: "If she dares to deny me as her father, I'll...I'll kill her!"

Zhang Jianzhai said: "You really have the heart to do it?"

Zuo Erye was startled, and said: "Why can't I make a move? I...I...I..."

When he mentioned the third word "I", tears welled up in his eyes, and his burly body fell on the chair, as if he could no longer stand up.

Zhang Jianzhai shook his head and sighed: "Fortunately fooling people...Fortunately fooling people so far, what can you and I say?"

Second Master Zuo held his head in both hands, and said sadly: "But... But do you want me to admit that Mingzhu is the daughter of that shrew? Do you want me to give my daughter to others alive?"

Zhang Jianzhai pulled his beard vigorously, and walked back and forth. Although this famous doctor in the world has the ability to rejuvenate, he is helpless about this matter.

But at this moment, Gintoki, who was dragged all the way back and was badly wounded, ended up wrapping his face with snow-white bandages circle after circle, who seemed to be a bandage monster, together with Katsura and Sakamoto, sat there silently watching The old man with an unusually sad back looked at each other in blank dismay.

Chu Liuxiang sighed and said, "Is she still sleeping?"

Second Master Zuo said dejectedly, "I'm still in a deep sleep."

Chu Liuxiang stood up and said, "Second Brother, if you trust me, then leave this matter to me."

Zhang Jianzhai sighed, "If there is one person in the world who can solve this problem, it must be Chu Xiangshuai. If Second Master Zuo doesn't believe in you, who else can he trust?"

"It's very similar..."

Gui suddenly said this.

Yinshi looked at him and said, "Ah? Who do you think you look like? Devil? Satan? Or the pervert in Chainsaw?"

"I mean the eyebrow hall!" Gui said.

In the end, ignoring Sakamoto who kept asking "Eh? Eh? Who is the eyebrow temple?", Gintoki strongly objected: "Where does it look like? The eyebrows are much cuter, okay? My eyebrows are trembling M, this guy It’s just shaking S! And it’s an extremely ghostly kind!”

"Ah, apart from that aspect, there is a place that is very similar!" Gui said, "It seems that I will always be overshadowed by others and forced to do various things, which will make myself in trouble!"

"Ah!" Yin Shi thumped his hands in agreement.

"In addition, I also like beautiful women and drink alcohol..." Gui continued.

Yinshi nodded and continued: "By the way, eyebrow mulberry also seems to have symptoms of split personality at the later stage, which is very similar!"

After a moment of silence, Yin Shi and Gui stared at Chu Liuxiang's back and concluded, "Both are useless adults!"

Chu Liuxiang turned her head with bulging veins: "Hey, if you want to speak ill of others, just keep your voice down! I really want to see what your last guardian looked like!"

Yes, Chu Liuxiang has completely awakened.He understood that his identity was actually the guardian of Yinshi and Gui. In order to ensure that the scope of the victim would not expand, he chose to bear the humiliation and took over the responsibility of looking after these two creatures.In this way, at least, he is the only one who is hurt in the world...

Blood and tears flowed down Chu Liuxiang's heart: Ah, I am so great...

At night, everyone went to bed.But only Gintoki, Katsura, and Sakamoto didn't sleep, and instead got together in a room to play UNO.

While playing, the three of them communicated.

"Hey, Chen Ma, if you stay here like this, aren't you afraid that your deputy with a tongue sharper than a planer for peeling potatoes will be slaughtered? Two fines!"

"Ahahahaha, what are you talking about? I'm the captain! My orders are absolute! I'm mighty and furious, change the blue card!"

"In the end, my subordinates wrapped them up with bamboo mats and threw them into the sea! Your captaincy is long gone, right? Reverse!"

"No, no, this is the unique way of greeting our fast aid team! And it is the highest level of greeting that can only be done to me, the captain! UNO!"

"That's the way to say hello to idiots! You can learn it too, wig! Tsk, no, skip!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! Four tickets are drawn!"

"Ah, damn! Wig, I want to check the card!"

"After the inspection, hurry up and smoke you!"

"Hey...well...it's your turn, Jin Shi!"

"It's said to be Yinshi! By the way, you should remember my name! Skip!"

"Ahahahaha, I will remember it, Jin Shi, right!"

"For your size! Okay, UNO!"

"jump over!"

"Ugh... no..."

"Okay, I won!"

Yin Shi threw down the last card in his hand, but still had a pair of dead fish eyes.

Looking at the cards scattered on the ground, Gintoki asked, "Hey, Tatsuma, is your father okay?"

Sakamoto smiled: "Ah, I'm still very healthy. It is said that I recently fell in love with the new girl from the 777 store downstairs! But because I ran 777 every day, my mother almost cut me up!"

Yinshi complained: "Hey, you are too energetic, whether it is your father or your mother!"

Sakamoto smiled and said, "Ahahahaha, that's right! You're so old and still so rude!"

"No, I will return this sentence to you as it is!"

"By the way, what about the wig? Have you thought of your father recently?" Sakamoto asked.

"Both my parents died relatively early. To be honest, I don't remember much about them." Gui sighed and said, "Although the only mother-in-law who took care of me passed away later, I got used to it. But... ... Sure enough, it is best to have relatives by your side."

Sakamoto put away his smile, and said lightly: "However, the relatives are obviously by my side, but they are not my relatives... How should I put it, it is a bit cruel! Especially the elderly!"

Yin Shi picked his nose and didn't speak.

Gui and Sakamoto also sat blankly, and no one said a word.