The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Shijiazhuang, with its majestic scale and vast scope, is not under the "Throwing Cup Villa". Although Shi Xiaolian, the owner of Shijiazhuang, is not from the Jianghu, Mrs. Shi is well-known in the Jianghu for her golden bow. Her "golden bow, silver bullet and iron eagle claw" can be said to be unique in the south of the Yangtze River.

There is also a very famous thing in Shijiazhuang, which is "fear of his wife".

Zuo Qinghou and Shi Xiaolian were family friends, but because he married this wife, they turned against each other.Once, after drinking, Zuo Erye went to the gate of Shijiazhuang and hung a sign: "There is a vicious dog inside, all relatives and friends should stop."

After this incident, the two families were even more in dire straits.

Naturally, this incident was also passed on as a joke by people in the world, because everyone knew that the old master Shi had a habit of filial piety, and the young master Shi Chuanzong feared his wife like a tiger.

In fact, it can't be blamed on Shi Chuanzong's lack of masculinity, it can only be blamed on the daughter-in-law he married, who has too much background. Although Hua Jingong is brave and pungent, she can't offend her in-laws.

Almost no one in the Jianghu can provoke her in-laws, because her in-laws are the hero Xue Yiren who is known as "the best swordsman in the world".

When Xue Yiren was a teenager in the name of "Man in Blood Cloth", when he was in the rivers and lakes, he was full of love and hatred, killing people like nothing. After middle age, although his anger disappeared and he retired to the forest, he practiced his sword even more superbly. It is said that in the past 40 years, No one has ever been able to pass ten strokes under his sword.

And Xue Yiren is also Zuo Qinghou's life and death enemy.

In this regard, Chu Liuxiang's heart is also very heavy.

Although his lightness kung fu is unrivaled in the world, but here, he still dare not be careless, suddenly heard a faint weeping sound in the autumn wind, he immediately jumped up, and flew over like a swallow.

There are a few delicate huts in the bamboo grove, all lights are like beans, and the windows are full of dim yellow. The mournful weeping sound obviously came from the huts.

There is a bed in the corner of the room, beside the bed is a carved red sandalwood dressing table, next to the dressing table is a flower stand, the evening wind enters the window, and the cigarettes on the flower stand are lingering and disappearing in the night wind.

There was a woman lying on her back on the bed, but there was an old woman with silver hair like silk, who was kneeling beside the bed and weeping in grief, as if she was still whispering: "Yin'er, Yin'er, how can you die? How can you die... ..."

Chu Liuxiang only glanced at it, then shivered in shock.

The eldest daughter of the Shi family is indeed dead, and the furnishings in her boudoir are exactly as "that girl" said.

At this time, Chu Liuxiang spotted a box of makeup powder on the table.He quickly turned around and picked it up.I saw a small red seal printed on the bottom of the box, and it was written on it: "Jingdu Baoxiangzhai".Holding this box of makeup powder, Chu Liuxiang felt that the hairs all over her body stood up one by one, and the cold sweat on her hands had seeped into the box.

He would never believe in such a thing as "resurrecting the soul from a dead body", but now, with all the evidence in front of his eyes, he could no longer believe it.

A gust of wind blew, and the purple velvet curtains were rolled up. It was as if a terrible ghost was about to take advantage of the momentum and fly up from the curtains. It made people want to leave the room immediately, as far away as possible.

"Yeah———————"

A sudden terrified and very short scream made Chu Liuxiang stagger, and the powder case in her hand fell down.

Chu Liuxiang checked the situation quietly, but accidentally saw a white ghost in the curtain that seemed to be flying out of the ghost... White?

Chu Liuxiang's original cold sweat dried up in an instant, and her original fear disappeared suddenly.

The rustling of discussions began to reach his ears.

"Yinshi! Do you want to wake up the whole family?"

"One, one, one, one, the same..."

"Ah, it's exactly what that girl said! And the girl here is already dead, it seems that it can be confirmed that it's 'resurrecting the soul'!"

"Ah! Stop talking! I won't listen!"

"Really, I told you not to come!"

"You, you think I want to come! Both of you have left... I, don't you want to be with that...? I don't want it!!"

Chu Liuxiang almost covered her face with her hands.

Sure enough, these three guys...

Sighing, when Chu Liuxiang bent down exhaustedly to pick up the powder box on the ground, she found a pair of embroidered shoes.

This pair of embroidered shoes seemed to have suddenly emerged from an underground ghost prison, which really surprised him!

These shoes are not from Yinshi or Gui, they never wear such shoes...

Realizing this, Chu Liuxiang started to sweat again.

He couldn't help looking up, but before he saw it, he heard someone coldly say: "Just squat like this, don't move, if you move half an inch anywhere in your body, I will smash you right away." head of."

This is undoubtedly a woman talking, her voice is cold and hard, not at all like a woman: gentle and beautiful, just listen to her voice, you know that if this kind of woman wants to smash a person's head, she will definitely It can be done, and it will never be broken in half.

Chu Liuxiang didn't move.

The voice said: "Who are you, what are you doing here secretly? Tell the truth, but remember, I only want your mouth to move."

He immediately said: "Chu Liuxiang..."

Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, the woman sneered and said, "Chu Liuxiang, hehe, if you were Chu Liuxiang, I would be 'Jellyfish Yin Ji'."

Chu Liuxiang smiled wryly, "If I'm not Chu Liuxiang, then who am I?"

The woman said sharply: "I know you are that little bastard, that damned little bastard. But I never thought you would have the guts to come here."

Her voice was suddenly filled with anger, and she said sharply: "Do you know how Yin'er died? She died at your hands. You have ruined her for the rest of her life. Killing her is not enough, what else do you want to do?"

Chu Liuxiang had no idea what she was talking about, so she just kept her mouth tightly shut.

The woman said angrily: "You clearly know that Yin'er has been betrothed to Xue Daxia's second son, yet you still have the guts to seduce her. Do you think I don't know about these things?"

Chu Liuxiang now naturally knew that this woman was not a ghost, but Shi Yin's mother, Mrs. Jin Gong who was famous for her pungentness.

The most troublesome thing in his life is the aggressive woman.

Other than that are silver and osmanthus.

By the way, why didn't they respond to such a big movement?Now Chu Liuxiang was only hoping that they would make some movement quickly so that he could get away.If he knew that Gintoki, Katsura, and Sakamoto had slipped away quietly at this time, he probably couldn't help but dig a hole and jump into it.

Suddenly someone said: "Is this kid Ye Shenglan? He's quite courageous."

The sound was sharper and more powerful than Hua Jin Gong's.

Hua Jin bowed and said: "Young Mistress, you came just in time, what do you think we should do with this kid?"

Young Mistress Shi said with a sneer: "This kind of pedant, who seduces women from good families all day long, would be best buried alive."

Hua Jin bowed: "It's too cheap to bury him alive, in my opinion, we might as well eunuch him."

Young Mistress Shi said: "It's okay to be eunuched, but I want to see how he is better than the second child in our family. He can actually make Miss Yin fall in lovesickness because of him."

Hua Jin bowed: "That's right, hey, young man, raise your head."

Chu Liuxiang also wanted to see what they looked like.

I saw that Mrs. Jin Gong was over 50 years old, but she was still well dressed, and the powder on her face was at least a catty.And her eyes were still watery, she glanced to the left and turned to the right, which really seemed to be a bit of a soul, thinking that Shi Juren must have been hooked by her like this back then.

The young lady didn't dare to compliment her, she had a long horse face and a big mouth like a blood basin, but her nose was twice as big as her mouth.

If she wasn't Xue Yiren's daughter, it would be strange if she could marry.

Chu Liuxiang suddenly felt that Master Shi Shao was worthy of sympathy, it was pitiful enough to marry a shrew, but he married a mare.

However, the next second he felt that he deserved more sympathy from others.

Ginko, Keiko, and Sakamoto were nowhere to be seen.At this moment, he has fully understood the fact that he was sold.However, he didn't feel too disappointed or angry, he just sighed: Ah, I knew...

Then I began to think in my heart how to teach them when I went back to see them.

In a way, this "habit" really made him sad.

And at this time, joy3 was wandering around in Shijiazhuang—of course, it wasn't because they thought the night was good so they planned to walk around the manor, but because it was too big and couldn't find an exit, they were forced to wander around.

Sakamoto finally stopped.

"Hey, Jin Shi, wig, there is no way for us to go on like this. Sure enough, it would be better to ask someone for directions!"

Gintoki looked at Sakamoto with disgusted eyes and said, "Who are you asking? Tell others blatantly, 'We sneaked in, and now we are going to sneak out but we can't find the way!' Is that so?"

Gui looked at Yin and said, "Actually, we can put it another way! 'Actually, we are detectives, can you help us investigate a case of reincarnation?' and the like!"

Sakamoto laughed: "Oh, not bad, wig! Let's build a detective team! It's called Guibang Dragon Detective Team..."

Before he finished speaking, Yin Shi and Gui stepped on his feet.

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"Why did you use your nickname to name it? What Dragon of Guibang? A fool like you can just call it Amoeba!"

At this time, Sakamoto grabbed each of their feet: "Hey, wait!"

There was a small pavilion not far away, and Sakamoto was looking there and said, "There are people there!"

Sure enough, there was a man in the pavilion, sitting on the stone steps, looking up at the sky, muttering words, but he didn't know what he was talking about.

Yinshi, Gui and Sakamoto secretly hid in the bushes and watched him.

He is at least 40 years old, his beard is a little gray, but he is wearing a red embroidered dress. Under the starlight, his face seems to be very rosy, but on closer inspection, it turns out that he is actually covered in rouge.

"Ah, he's a fool!" Yinshi said mercilessly.

"Yinshi, how can you say that, maybe he's just a child at heart!" Gui Lue said accusing Yinshi.

"That's right!" Sakamoto said, "The so-called man, no matter how old he is, will still be a creature that will depend on Oupai! Everyone is still childlike!"

Yin Shi opened his dead fish eyes and punched him with a fist: "Don't talk dirty jokes so naturally!"

"Hey, it's too loud, you'll be noticed!" Gui uttered a voice to stop them.

"What is dirty jokes?"

Gintoki, Katsura, and Sakamoto were startled by the sudden fourth sound.The big and heavily made-up face in front of him made Yinshi's face twisted severely.

The fool who was still in the pavilion just now was already in front of them at some point.

Even if it's fighting and fighting on a daily basis, Gintoki, Katsura, and Sakamoto are people who survived the war after all, and their vigilance against unexpected situations around them has already been deeply rooted in their bones, even if they are worn away by a peaceful life. , but for Yinshi and Gui, who have practiced for quite a long time, they have already regained all the feelings on the battlefield.

However, in the face of people like them, the fool in front of them can enter their domain so naturally without being noticed, which shows that this person is definitely not simple.

The three people who realized this matter put away their foolish looks and became serious.

Looking closer, this idiot is even more stupid. His clothes are short and small, his hair and beard are well combed, and his face is smeared. He almost didn't say: "Are you going to apply for a job?" Are you a dancer at the bar in Xixiangdian?"

The fool smiled at them and said, "Where did the big brother and big sister come from? The baby has never seen you!"

"Baby?" Yinshi almost burst out laughing, and quickly covered his mouth with his hand.

"Yes!" He replied with a smile, "Although I am called Xue Xiaoren, everyone calls me Xue Baobao... Xue Baobao... Xue Baobao, do you think this name sounds nice?"

"Sounds good...it's a perfect match...poof..."

Gintoki, who finally almost laughed, was complained by Sakamoto: "What are you laughing at? Obviously your brain structure is similar to his!"

Then, Gintoki beat up Sakamoto.

Gui, who was serious everywhere he went, replied: "This name doesn't suit you at all! You're already called Baobao even at your age. This is nothing but bullying in disguise!"

Xue Xiao said: "What age? I'm only 12 years old this year!"

"12 years old?" Hearing Xue Xiaoren's words, Yin Shi stopped punching Sakamoto's collar and looked at him twitching.

"That's right!" Xue Xiaoren counted with his fingers, and said, "I just turned 12 today, not a day more, not less a day."

Gui asked, "What are you doing here?"

Xue Xiao said: "I'm counting the stars!"

While talking, he looked up at the sky, and suddenly cried out: "Ah!!"

Gintoki, Katsura, and Sakamoto were all surprised and asked, "Why?"

I saw Xue Xiaoren said with a sad face: "I actually forgot where I counted!"

Silver was silent.

And Gui said seriously: "It's okay, I'll help you count together! Come on, you count this side, I'll count that side..."

Yinshi went straight over and patted him on the head: "Why are you friendly with a guy whose IQ stays at the age of 12?"