The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Bring back the corpse.

This word means that the soul of the dead emerges and resurrects through the corpse of another person.

But now, this word is actually used on Zuo Mingzhu, the owner of Throwing Cup Villa, the daughter of Zuo Qinghou.Because his daughter suddenly came back to life not long after she died, but the "corpse" kept saying that she was the lady of Shijiazhuang.

It's so absurd and bizarre, it's really hard to believe.Of course, Zuo Qinghou was no exception.

Zuo Qinghou jumped up and shouted: "Zhang Jianzhai, I thought you had some great ideas, but who would have thought you would say such absurd words, please, please, a famous doctor like you, Zuo I no longer dare to learn."

Zhang Jianzhai lowered his face, and said, "Since that's the case, I will take my leave now."

In a fit of anger, he wanted to leave in a huff, but Chu Liuxiang held him back, and while trying to persuade him to stay, he persuaded Zuo Qinghou: "It happened suddenly, everyone should calm down, and you must not act on your will."

Zuo Qinghou stared and said: "You...do you also believe this kind of nonsense?"

"It's true that this statement is very problematic!" Gui walked over and said seriously.

Zhang Jianzhai's frown deepened.He said in a deep voice: "Then, little girl, do you have any advice on this matter?"

"Then does this old man know the meaning of resurrecting the soul through a dead body?" Before Zhang Jianzhai could reply, Gui said seriously, "The so-called resurrecting the soul through a corpse refers to the soul of a dead person coming back to life through the corpse of another person. Then how did you get it?" Do you know if the soul in her body is a dead person? Is that young lady from somewhere dead?"

Zhang Jianzhai couldn't answer this question.

But Zuo Qinghou nodded frequently: "Not bad, not bad, not bad..."

Zhang Jianzhai looked at Gui and asked, "Then how do you explain this problem?"

"Well, maybe there is another explanation!" Sakamoto walked over with a smile and said, "It may be that she is not dead yet, but just entered a state of suspended animation, and then suddenly woke up and suffered from memory disturbances!"

After a pause, Sakamoto asked: "By the way, do you know the lady she mentioned?"

Zuo Qinghou sighed and said: "Of course, Shijiazhuang is the enemy of this old man!"

"Ah, so it's not surprising that we know each other!"

Sakamoto and Gui looked at each other.

"Well, sure enough, let's ask first, and see if we can find out anything."

By the way, Yin Shi had already been kicked by Gui to a certain corner and left there.

Sakamoto and Gui came to her bed.

Gui asked seriously, "Can you please tell me who you are again?"

Although she still acted terrified.But probably because she saw that Gui was a girl, she calmed down a little, and replied: "I am Shi Yin, the eldest lady of Shijiazhuang."

"So, could you please tell me what your last memory is?"

After a long time, she continued slowly: "I remember that I was ill for a long time, and it was very serious."

Gui asked, "What disease?"

She shook her head and said, "None of the doctors can diagnose it."

Zuo Qinghou's eyes immediately showed joy, and said: "My good boy, you finally remembered that you have been ill for a long time, and the doctors couldn't diagnose what it is! For more than a month, you have been lying on this bed In bed, never getting up."

The girl shook her head resolutely, and said loudly: "Although I have been lying on the bed for more than a month, I am definitely not lying on this bed."

Zuo Qinghou said: "Where is it not here?"

The girl said: "Of course it's in my own home, in my own room."

Seeing that Zuo Qinghou's expression changed again, Chu Liuxiang hurriedly said, "Miss, do you still remember what kind of room it was?"

The girl said: "That's where I grew up, how could I not remember?"

She glanced around, and then said: "That room is similar to this one. The bed I sleep on is over there. There is a rosewood dressing table next to the bed. Next to the dressing table is a flower stand, but there is a flower stand on it. Incense."

Chu Liuxiang's eyes flickered, and she said, "What's on the dressing table?"

The girl said: "It's nothing special, it's just the powder and sesame oil I use, and I entrusted someone to buy them from "Baoxiangzhai" in Beijing."

Sakamoto asked: "Is there anything else besides these? Do you have any impression of what you did today?"

The girl thought for a while and replied: "Basically, I stay in the house... By the way, after being bored in the house for more than a month, I suddenly look forward to seeing the sun, so this morning, I called someone Open all the windows in the house."

Chu Liuxiang said: "This morning? Who did the girl ask to open the window?"

The girl said: "It's Mama Liang, that is, my nanny, who has been taking care of me for many years, because my mother is always very busy and rarely has time to be with us."

Gui asked, "Who treated you?"

The girl said bitterly: "My mother often said that because all the famous doctors in the south of the Yangtze River were snatched away by the 'Throwing Cup Villa', my illness would not be cured, so her old man specially invited Mr. Wang Yuxuan from the north this time. , that is, Mr. Wang, who is as famous as Zhang Jianzhai in the south, and is known as 'Northern King and Southern Zhang' in the Jianghu."

Zhang Jianzhai said with a stern face, "It's Nanzhang and the Northern King, not the Northern King and Nanzhang."

Sakamoto smiled and complained: "Well, I'm so old that I still like to care about every detail..."

The girl glanced at him, and said in a low voice, "Are you Zhang Jianzhai? Is this the Throwing Cup Villa?"

Zhang Jianzhai ignored her, and said in a deep voice, "Then what did Wang Yuxuan say after seeing your illness?"

The girl rolled her eyes back and forth, looking both surprised and frightened. After a long time, she said slowly: "Mr. Wang didn't say anything. After taking my pulse, he walked out immediately, and my mother took my place. I will be covered and told to rest and stop thinking about it."

Chu Liuxiang said: "What happened next?"

The girl said: "Later...later..."

Her eyes became confused again, and she bit her lip and said, "Later, I seemed to have a dream. I dreamed that my illness suddenly recovered, and I flew out of the window wearing the phoenix clothes embroidered with purple on the red background." , there seemed to be a lot of people in the yard, but no one could see me, and no one could hear me. I was wondering, when I heard Liang's mother burst into tears, and everyone else rushed to my place immediately. to that room."

Chu Liuxiang coughed twice, and said, "You...how about yourself? Did you go back too?"

The girl said: "I wanted to go back to the house to have a look, but suddenly a gust of wind blew over me, and I couldn't help myself. I was blown by the wall by the wind, and then... and then..."

Chu Liuxiang asked, "What happened next?"

The girl sighed for a long time and said, "It's so strange, I don't even remember anything about what happened afterwards."

After the scene was silent for a while, Gui and Sakamoto said together: "Ah, the soul is out of the body!"

The girl looked at Gui and Sakamoto in shock: "...the soul is out of the body?"

Gui and Sakamoto looked at each other again and said to the girl: "You have two explanations now: one is that you are dead, and then your soul left your body and was resurrected with the help of your current corpse, It's what the old gentleman called 'resurrecting the soul'."

Sakamoto continued: "And the second situation is that you are not actually dead, but you just entered a state of suspended animation and your soul escaped into a body that does not belong to you."

"Ridiculous! Really ridiculous!" Zuo Qinghou kept repeating.

As a result, Gui glanced at him lightly and said, "The world is so big, there are so many wonders!"

Sakamoto also laughed: "Ahahahaha, that's right! You must know that people like me who navigate the universe have seen many such things! It seems that after eating a certain fruit, the body will Turned into a rubber man or something..."

"Hey, don't take this opportunity to infringe on other's copyrights!" Gintoki, who had been pretending to be dead, suddenly revived and complained to Sakamoto.

Gui said to Yinshi with a bit of accusation: "Yinshi, how long are you going to maintain this decadent state?"

Yinshi yelled in a voice that was about to cry: "It's so noisy! I'm so afraid of something! I'm still paralyzed! There's even a strange smell coming out of my chrysanthemum!"

"Ahahahaha, Jin Shi, you are really useless!"

"Shut up, you! I don't want to be said by a guy who mispronounces other people's names all day long and is thrown into the sea by his subordinates!"

Yinshi finally stood up, staring at the "deceitful corpse" on the bed with a delicate expression.

"Hey...it's still scary to say..."

Zuo Qinghou sighed deeply: "Then...then what should we do now?"

Gui said: "Now we can only confirm the authenticity of what this person said before making a judgment."

"That's right." Chu Liuxiang nodded and said, "Second brother, don't worry. I will go to Shijiazhuang to verify this matter myself."

Zuo Qinghou said: "But you are a good friend of my Zuo Qinghou. No one in the Jianghu knows about this. When you arrive at Shijiazhuang, it's no wonder that old woman doesn't drive him out with a broom."

Zhang Jianzhai smiled and said: "But the owner of the village must not forget that Chu Xiangshuai's lightness kung fu is so wonderful that he can even come and go from the 'Shenshui Palace' freely, let alone the little Shijiazhuang?"

"Well, but before that, maybe you can try other methods first." Gui said suddenly.

"Another way?"

Seeing that everyone had doubts, Gui nodded and explained: "Because if she is actually just out of her body and went to the wrong place, then just pull this soul out again soon?"

Because what Gui said was too unbelievable, everyone present did not speak.

Only Yinshi asked cautiously: "Then... what do you want to do?"

"Isn't there such a saying? 'I was so scared that my soul ran out!'" Gui said, "So, as long as you use scaring, you can scare her soul out!"

Yin Shi: "..."

How should I put it, I always feel that there is a big problem with Gui's statement to some extent, but he just can't point out where the problem is, so he can only stand there silently.This was also the opinion of the others present.

Gui also thought that his statement was supported by everyone, so he stepped forward in a slightly better mood and said, "Then, let's start..."

"Hey, wait a minute!" Yin Shi pulled Gui and said, "How do you want to scare? Cockroaches? Spiders or snakes?"

Gui asked suspiciously: "What are you talking about, Yinshi? Compared with those reptiles, isn't there a more suitable method here?"

Just after Gintoki said "Huh?", Sakamoto walked up to the girl.

When the girl was still wondering what Sakamoto wanted to do, he suddenly began to untie his belt, and said while undoing it: "Come on, little girl! Let me show you what the scariest thing in this world is." ..."

"Pervert you!!!"

Yinshi directly picked up Gui and threw it at Sakamoto who was about to misbehave with a little girl. Both Sakamoto and Gui fell to the ground with a broken head.

Yinshi ruthlessly complained to the two brains: "What kind of scare is this? Why do you scare others by taking out your dirty water pipe? Compared to scaring, it's more spiritual. Pollution? What exactly do you want to pollute the little girl?"

Sakamoto said painfully: "Don't underestimate me! My place is a huge monster! I think it should be able to scare this young and ignorant girl..."

Gui also said painfully: "That's it. The so-called scaring is the most effective if it targets the spirit!"

"As a result, idiots plus idiots will only produce a nest of idiots!!"

Gintoki tried his best to complain to Katsura and Sakamoto.

"Hey……"

A cold air full of murderous intent passed over.I saw a certain father who had turned into a terrifying alien walking towards them with cold eyes, and was still muttering: "What do you guys want to do to my daughter..."

The scene is indeed very scary, much more terrifying than the resurrection of the corpse!

This time not only Yinshi, but even Gui and Sakamoto felt chills down their backs.

Yin Shi cried out: "Ah, it's all the fault of these two idiots! Go find them if you want to kill them! It's none of my business!"

In the end, Katsura and Sakamoto hugged Gintoki together and said:

"What are you talking about, Yinshi, aren't we of one mind?"

"That's right, Jin Shi, you can't be so disrespectful!"

"It's so noisy! Idiots!" Gintoki struggled to free himself and grabbed his waist, while slamming his foot on Sakamoto, who was hugging his thigh, and complained, "This is something you guys caused, don't procrastinate." I'm going into the water!!"

Chu Liuxiang pressed his throbbing temples and said wearily: "Enough for the three of you! The current situation is already chaotic enough! You just stop talking! Don't add to the chaos!"

After finishing speaking, he turned to Zuo Qinghou and said, "Don't worry too much, Second Brother. Just leave this matter to me!"

Zuo Qinghou looked at Chu Liuxiang: "You..."

Chu Liuxiang smiled: "Anyway, as expected, let's go to Shijiazhuang first!"