The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

dusk.

On the bustling streets, many pedestrians have finished their day's work and are going home to have dinner with their families.There are also many shops that continue to operate at night and have begun to hang lanterns.

Yinshi almost wept with joy looking at such a scene.

"Ah, I didn't know that the so-called happiness is not seeing a grain of sand, but now I understand... I really understand..."

At this time, Gui hugged his chest, looked at Yinshi like this, shook his head and scolded, "Yinshi, did the mere desert give in to you? Where did the former White Yaksha go? Is it all excreted as excrement? But after staying in the desert for just a few days, I just look like this, and I have been waiting in the desert! Really!"

"It's so noisy, bastard, you, a guy who has been staying in the most comfortable palace in the desert and flirting with his wife/wife, what right do you have to talk to me?"

Hearing what Yinshi said, Gui became mad and said, "Who is this person/wife? What kind of molestation? I have been fighting for the cause of revolution!! Take back your words, Yinshi! I have said it many times! I just sympathize with Tie Guanyin and want to give her love! I definitely don’t like her, and I won’t perform NTR on her!!”

Yinshi complained: "Hey, you said it, you exposed your dirty desire buried in private! Bai Yunsang will cry!"

Then, Gui and Yinshi scuffled together.Chu Liuxiang looked at the two with a blank expression and complained, "Stop messing around! It's going to be dark if you don't hurry up!!"

After hearing the news that Su Rongrong and the others had returned from Black Pearl's men, Chu Liuxiang and his party returned to the customs without stopping.The first stop is to go back to the ship.Because he knew very well that if he wanted to find someone, he should first go home and look for clues.

However, Ji Bingyan had already left the team because she was anxious to go back, leaving only Hu Tiehua, Yinshi and Gui.

Looking at the big ship, Gui sighed for a long time.

"It's a great ship! Sakamoto would be very happy to be here!"

Gintoki complained: "Yeah, make sure you're so excited that you leave vomit everywhere!"

Chu Liuxiang, who heard Yinshi's complaints, awakened a certain tightly sealed memory in her mind.He turned his head to look at Yin Shi and said, "Don't forget that you have done this to me too!"

Hu Tiehua interjected at this moment: "What, what did you do, little girl?"

Yinshi thought about it seriously, and seeing him like this, Chu Liuxiang twitched her cheeks and asked angrily, "Don't tell me you forgot what you did to me!"

"Ah!" Yinshi tapped his palms and suddenly remembered that when he was picked up, he was so depressed and hangover that he vomited Chu Liuxiang's face, and then suddenly realized, "I remember! I'm sorry, I stained you at that time Already!"

Hu Tiehua, who was still drinking, spit out all the wine in his mouth with a "poof".He stared at Chu Liuxiang with extremely wide and bloodshot eyes, and Chu Liuxiang looked at Yinshi with a sad face: "Can you please stop using the word 'defiled'? And Lao Hu, please don't look at it like that." The eyes of the ghost stared at me! Also, Miss Guizi, please don’t record anything secretly!!! It’s just that Yinzi vomited on me!!”

After hearing Chu Liuxiang's explanation, Hu Tiehua and Guizi actually looked regretful: "Ah, so..."

Chu Liuxiang complained: "What are you expecting?"

On board, everything remains the same, nothing has changed.

Hu Tiehua looked at everything on the boat with nostalgic eyes, and said with emotion: "Ah, so many years have passed before I know it, I can't imagine that this boat is still the same as before!"

"Yeah, yeah!" Yinshi spit out while picking his nose, "The uncute brat with a naked butt turned into a terrible alcoholic bearded M-boy..."

"Hey, who are you calling M-man! By the way, what exactly is M-man?"

After thinking about it, Gintoki asked, "Which do you want? Masochism? Or Madao?"

Gui also added: "Or Mustache and Mad! Which one do you choose?"

Hu Tiehua: "Intuition tells me that these are not good words, I refuse to choose!!"

At this time, Chu Liuxiang came back lamenting: "They did come back, but it's a pity that they didn't leave any clues about where they are now!"

There were no clues about them on board, so Chu Liuxiang and the others came to the window of the restaurant and sat down.Until the food and wine were served, Chu Liuxiang still didn't say a word.

Seeing Chu Liuxiang's distraught appearance, Hu Tiehua comforted: "Don't be so disappointed, the three of them should be fine!"

"That's right," Chu Liuxiang said pretending to be energetic, "the three of them are rarely able to pose a threat to them when they are together."

At this time, Gui said coldly: "However, it is also possible that because of seeing this vast world, a longing thought arises and decides to travel around the world!"

Gui's words turned into an arrow that directly pierced Chu Liuxiang's heart.

Yinshi also said at this time: "Yeah, maybe on the way back, I met a super nice man who loved them deeply, and they were hurt all over by a certain brother who always claimed that he was just 'Nissan'. His heart was finally opened by him, so the three married together!"

Yinshi's words also turned into arrows piercing Chu Liuxiang's heart.

Gui: "And maybe he ventured into the thief's cave to find clues and was imprisoned during the process of returning to search for Chu Xiangdian!"

Yin Shi: "It's also possible that you were captured by your enemy, Ah Xiang, and lived a miserable life from then on!"

The words of Yinshi and Gui once again formed an arrow shape and accurately pierced Chu Liuxiang's heart.

"And if you eat poisonous mushrooms by mistake, you will die!"

"Being hit in the brain by a monkey throwing a stone causes amnesia!"

"I heard that you were buried by wind and sand when you went to the desert and came back again!"

"Taken away by aliens!"

Yinshi and Gui sat on both sides of Chu Liuxiang and kept instilling bad thoughts in him.Chu Liuxiang had already rested her head on the table, trembling non-stop.

Hu Tiehua finally yelled out: "Are you two only willing to talk about suicide?"

At this time, a young man in Tsing Yi walked towards them, clasped his fists and smiled and said: "The little brother was drinking with his wife, but seeing that this brother seemed to be frowning, he came here out of curiosity, I don't know if I can Can you tell me what is bothering you, and can my little brother help you?"

Neither Chu Liuxiang nor Hu Tiehua spoke.The two of them had already noticed the couple.

This boy was sitting on the table next to them. He is not only handsome, but also looks very refined and delicate. Although the clothes he wears are not very gorgeous, they are well tailored and made of noble materials. Obviously a well-educated family member.

Such a person, no matter where he goes, will definitely attract attention, not to mention that he has a very beautiful wife beside him.

It's just that he didn't expect this young man to come and talk to them.

Chu Liuxiang smiled wryly and was about to say something, but Yin Shi took the lead.

"Ah, don't worry about it!" Yinshi waved his hands at the young man indifferently with dead fish eyes, "It's just that the three women in the harem ran away, it's nothing, he's to blame for it!"

The young man in Tsing Yi asked doubtfully, "Harem?"

Gui explained earnestly: "Simply put, it's the tragic situation that he, as a man, can't give enough love to his three wives, causing them to run away collectively."

Chu Liuxiang looked at Gui with a figurine-like expression, and the young man in Tsing Yi looked at Chu Liuxiang with cold eyes after hearing what Gui said: "You married three wives..."

"No, that's not the case!" Chu Liuxiang desperately explained, "They are not my wife! They are my three good sisters!"

"Are you still going to continue to quibble, you central air conditioner!!" Yinshi accused Chu Liuxiang pretending to be righteous.

"What is a central air conditioner?"

Yinshi said sharply: "It's because you have been declaring that you just treat them as younger sisters and refuse to give them their due status, so they abandoned you, right? Who would have thought that you still don't know how to repent and still go around prostitution!! You This scumbag who will get a dirty disease from some woman sooner or later!!"

With a sound of "puji", Chu Liuxiang vomited blood.Then he fell down.

Hu Tiehua was taken aback, and kept stroking Chu Liuxiang's delicate heart and said, "Old, old bug, you actually vomit blood? Are you okay?"

Chu Liuxiang turned her head to look at Hu Tiehua with difficulty: "I...I may not be saved...Old Hu, promise me that I will find Rong'er and the others and take good care of them instead of me, and must warn them not to go fishing in the sea casually The person who drifted here... this... this is a lesson in blood!!"

While talking, Chu Liuxiang's voice stopped abruptly.

"Old bug—"

"Even Chu Liuxiang, who is famous all over the world, shouldn't be so fickle! One wife is enough, but you still have three? I have a wife, and I love my wife deeply! To marry a wife, you should marry such a gentle, virtuous, She is knowledgeable, thoughtful, graceful...a woman just like my wife!" the young man in Tsing Yi said quietly.

Yinshi complained: "In the second half, it directly turns into showing off, you wife!!"

Chu Liuxiang, whose soul had already flown away, immediately grabbed his own soul and asked, "You know me?"

"Sure enough!" the young man in Tsing Yi smiled and clapped his hands, "Mei'er, Meier, did you hear that? Chu Xiangshuai, whom you admire the most, is sitting in front of you now, and you still don't want to toast him."

At this time, a beautiful young woman came over and said with a smile: "It's my honor to see Chu Xiangshuai's demeanor!"

Looking at this beautiful woman, Gui said seriously: "Brother, you have not thought carefully! You did something wrong! You actually introduced your wife to this man? You know, he will If you want to pursue it, aren't you afraid of being NTR?"

Li Yuhan asked: "What is NTR?"

"Simple translation is the process of giving someone else's object to XXXXX, then OOOOO, and finally returning XXXXX without forgetting OOOOO!"

Yinshi slashed at Gui's head with a knife in his hand and shouted angrily: "You want to be harmonized, bastard!!!"

At the same time, Chu Liuxiang was also struggling to refute: "I won't!!"

"That's right!" Hu Tiehua also helped to say, "At least I haven't seen the old bug hit a man/wife... It seems that he hasn't?"

"I didn't!! Old Hu, why do you even doubt me?" Chu Liuxiang said injured.

Hu Tiehua said: "Ah, how should I put it, it has been seven years. It's not surprising that your taste has changed. After all, you have liked beautiful women since you were a child!"

Chu Liuxiang: "Old Hu..."

At that moment, Yin Shi, Gui and Li Yuhan and his wife all looked at Chu Liuxiang with cold eyes.

The young man in Tsing Yi said: "Just now when we were drinking over there, we saw Your Excellency's sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and began to guess whether it was the famous Chu Liuxiang, so the younger brother rashly came to disturb him. My younger brother's name is Li Yuhan, and this is his wife Liu Wumei."

At this time, Hu Tiehua shouted: "Hey, why are you all patronizing Chu Liuxiang? He is not the only one famous in the world! Why is no one asking me?"

Li Yuhan laughed and said: "Your Excellency can tell at a glance that it must be the world-famous 'Flower Butterfly' Hu Tiehua Hu Daxia!"

"Hmph, you're smart!" Hu Tiehua smiled pretendingly angrily.

"Flower butterfly?" Gui looked at Hu Tiehua and asked.

Yinshi said clearly: "Isn't it, it's deceiving? What kind of butterfly is it? It's just a bearded moth!"

Hu Tiehua: "You don't need to spoil your enjoyment..."

Li Yuhan smiled awkwardly, and asked: "The girl can make fun of Hero Hu so generously, she must be a good friend of the two of you!"

Chu Liuxiang complained in a low voice: "No, they are our spiritual burden..."

Liu Wumei also smiled and said: "As expected of Chu Xiangshuai, I heard rumors that Xiangshuai is suave and suave, and has won the admiration of many women. Seeing him today really deserves his reputation!"

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

If it was normal, Chu Liuxiang would take it all with a smile and be proud of it, but now that Yinshi and Gui are watching, Chu Liuxiang just wants to escape from this place.

However, Liu Wumei continued to say without stopping: "Speaking of which, how many people in our family are anxious to meet Chu Xiangshuai!"

"See me?" Chu Liuxiang asked suspiciously, "Who? Why do you want to see me?"

Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "You don't have to ask, the person who wants to see you must be a girl of sixteen or seventeen years old. I think you are a great person, Brother Li, am I right?"

Liu Wumei smiled and said: "Those girls are indeed young girls, but if you say they are ignorant, you are very wrong."

Hu Tiehua said: "Oh?"

Liu Wumei said: "Not only are those girls all talented in civil and military affairs, they are smart and beautiful, and one of them is a talented woman who is well-educated and talented."

Hu Tiehua said: "Oh! What's her name?"

Liu Wumei smiled lightly and said, "Her name is Su Rongrong."