The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

The evening wind blew, and night fell at last.However, Chu Liuxiang was in a very good mood, because what she was most worried about was finally resolved.

Chu Liuxiang happily asked: "By the way, why are Rong'er and the others with you?"

Liu Wumei smiled and said: "I'm going to keep it a secret now, anyway, after you see Miss Su, you will naturally know."

Li Yuhan smiled and said, "How about it, brother Chu, is he coming to our house as a guest?"

"Of course, Lao and I will lead the way!" Chu Liuxiang said with a smile.

In a good mood, the alcohol addiction of Chu Liuxiang and others was also drawn out, and everyone began to drink happily.

Hu Tiehua asked: "By the way, where is your home?"

Li Yuhan replied: "It is Yongcui Villa!"

Hu Tiehua couldn't help being moved and said: "In the past 20 years, the most sensational event in the martial arts world is the old man Li Guanyu from the 'Yongcui Villa'. Swordsmen, brewing tea and trying swords, but senior Li, with an ancient Yuchang sword and 31-handed Lingfeng swordsmanship, convinced all thirty-one famous swordsmen to be the number one swordsman in the world."

Chu Liuxiang clapped his hands and said, "That's right. Although each of the three major families has its own merits and strengths in martial arts, Gusu Haishang, 'Yongcui Villa' is the best among them. I don't know what to call Brother Li and Senior Li Guanyu?"

Li Yuhan said solemnly: "It's my father."

Hu Tiehua had long been delighted to hear this, and couldn't help clapping his hands and laughing loudly: "It's no wonder that the virtuous couple are so charming, the children of the martial arts family are really extraordinary."

Li Yuhan said with a smile: "There are talented people from generation to generation, each leading the coquettish for decades, not only the reputation of 'Yongcui Villa' has long been ruined by unworthy children like me, even my father has not dared to claim to be the world for a long time. The number one swordsman."

Because they don't know the Jianghu affairs here, Yinshi and Gui have not spoken.However, Gui's eyes had been staring at Liu Wumei, Yin Shi calmly stuffed a piece of dried fish into Gui's mouth and whispered: "I know your person. Wife accuses her of an illness, but also Don't stare at others, you pervert!"

"It's not a pervert, it's Gui!" Gui spat out the dried fish in his mouth and said, "Yinshi, didn't you find it?"

"Ah, what did you find?"

"Her eyebrows are painted on!"

Dazed for a moment, Yinshi looked at Liu Wumei, to be precise, she looked at her eyebrows. As Gui said, her eyebrows were really painted on. Without thinking too much, Yinshi asked: " Hey, sister-in-law, did you get your eyebrows gnawed off by a mouse when you were sleeping at night?"

Liu Wumei: "..."

Yinshi's untimely words made Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua spit out the wine they drank together.

"To be honest, no matter how beautiful you are, you always feel something wrong without eyebrows! Ah, your name, maybe it's because you don't have eyebrows? It's not good! Why don't you use hair restorer? How about it? Although it is used on the top of the head, it may also be effective on other parts of the body..."

Before Yinshi finished speaking, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua rushed over and covered Yinshi's mouth.

The two laughed and said, "You...you don't have to worry about it, this kid's mouth just needs a beating!"

"That's right, that girl didn't mean to offend you, sister-in-law, please forgive her!!"

"Hehe." Liu Wumei smiled, "I don't care. Presumably, Chu Xiangshuai and Hu Daxia have also noticed that my eyebrows are not real!"

Liu Wumei said sweetly: "Actually, I even had the same name as a man, but I suffered from a serious illness when I was young. Although I didn't die, my eyebrows fell out..."

Chu Liuxiang originally thought that she must try her best to conceal this matter, but who knew that she would tell it herself, Chu Liuxiang couldn't help being surprised and a little embarrassed.He did notice that the young woman had no eyebrows, and he even suspected that she was the mysterious thrush who had helped them in the desert.

"So that's how it is." Gui Shen nodded and said, "It's a pity, if the eyebrow palace is here, maybe I can give you one or two eyebrows!"

Liu Wumei: "..."

Divide the eyebrows?How to divide?

Li Yuhan laughed a few times and said, "Miss Guizi is really humorous..."

"No, I'm serious, it's just that he's not here now!" Gui sighed deeply, seeing his appearance, everyone present began to doubt the authenticity of Gui's words.

Chu Liuxiang hesitated and asked: "The eyebrow hall is... the 'four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng' that Yinzi mentioned?"

Hu Tiehua looked at Chu Liuxiang in surprise and asked, "Do you know him? Who is he? He still has four eyebrows?"

"Actually, I haven't seen him before, I just heard Yin Zi mentioned it, and to be honest, I'm also very interested in him!"

Liu Wumei smiled: "He really has four eyebrows? Who is he? Why have I never heard of this person?"

Gui seriously replied: "He is an eyebrow star from the eyebrow MM star. The whole body structure is composed of 90.00% seven eyebrows, [-]% water and other components!"

Chu Liuxiang complained, "What else?"

"Others contain iron, sodium, oxygen and other trace elements and impurities!"

Hu Tiehua complained: "Hey, it turns out that this is no longer a human being! Are these eyebrows at all?"

"It's not surprising!" Yinshi said with dead fish eyes open, "It's the same as my glasses! It's also composed of 90.00% seven glasses plus [-]% water and other things! Another name is 'wearing human glasses'!"

"Simply put, it's glasses! It's nothing but glasses!!"

Hu Tiehua began to feel tired from complaining.So he decided not to entangle too much about Yin Shi and Gui, and continued to ask Li Yuhan and his wife: "Is old Li okay?"

Li Yuhan sighed for a long time, and said sadly: "You two don't know something. My father unfortunately contracted an incurable disease many years ago, and he has been sick all year round. He hasn't lifted a sword for ten years."

Both Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua were startled and sighed.

He didn't wait for Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua to speak, and hurriedly said: "The old swordsmen who used to make tea and try their swords in Lu Yu's tea pavilion next to the sword pond have mostly withered, but the rising swordsmen in the rivers and lakes are better than their predecessors. According to my father, among the famous masters in the world today, in terms of swordsmanship alone, Xue Yiren Xue Daxia is the best in the world."

After a while, Li Yuhan smiled, and said: "Only in terms of swords, although Xue Yiren is overthrown, but in terms of wit and martial arts, and decisive victory in front of the enemy, there is no one in the world who can compare with Chu Xiangshuai. "

Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "Although he is good, don't praise him too highly."

"No, no!" Yin Shi interrupted, "In terms of speed in recruiting the harem, no one can match Ah Xiang!"

The crowd fell silent for a while.

Liu Wumei suddenly smiled and said: "In terms of wit and martial arts, and decisive victory against the enemy, no one can match Chu Xiangshuai, but in terms of open-mindedness and unrestrained, who can match Hu Tiehua?"

Hu Tiehua laughed and said: "My wife is right, in terms of drinking, no one can compare to me."

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "That's right, in the whole world, there is indeed no one who gets drunk faster than you."

Yinshi continued to complain: "Shouldn't it be the speed of being dumped by a woman?"

Everyone was silent again.

Li Yuhan said: "The two are really good friends who are upright and daring. It is really a great joy for my younger brother to meet the two of you. If my father sees the two of you, he will be very happy too!"

"Well, two?" Gui seemed to realize something, looked at Li Yuhan and said, "That means you are not going to let Yinshi and me go to your house?"

Li Yuhan: "No, how come..."

Gui said seriously: "But you just kept emphasizing 'two'!"

"I...I'm very sorry, my little brother made a slip of the tongue!" Li Yuhan said with an embarrassed smile, "It would be our honor if Miss Yinzi and Miss Guizi can come together!"

Gui: "Sorry, I'm not interested in going to other people's houses!"

Li Yuhan: "..."

Li Yuhan seemed to have aged ten years at that moment.Both Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua looked at him with very pitiful eyes.

Hu Tiehua comforted Li Yuhan, and clapped his hands and said, "I've heard that 'Yongcui Villa' is backed by mountains and faces water, and has a beautiful scenery. I've been looking forward to going there for a while, so that I can see the skills of the world's number one swordsman."

Liu Wumei smiled and said: "That's great, we will have a carriage to pick you up tomorrow morning. It's a pity that Miss Yinzi and Miss Guizi don't go!"

Chu Liuxiang asked, "Are you really not going with us?"

Yinshi looked at Liu Wumei and thought for a while, then asked, "Where is that villa?"

Liu Wumei smiled and said, "Yongcui Villa is located in the Jiangnan-Huqiu area."

"Jiangnan?"

After Yinshi and Gui looked at each other, Gui asked, "Are you familiar with Jiangnan?"

Before Li Yuhan answered, Hu Tiehua said with a smile: "Yongcui Villa in Jiangnan is quite famous!" The implication is that everything in Jiangnan must be under their control.

Liu Wumei asked: "Do you two have any questions about Jiangnan?"

Gui nodded and said, "We are actually looking for someone. It is said that she is in the Jiangnan area."

"Oh, who is this man?"

Gui replied, "Her name is Wu Yi."

For an instant that was almost imperceptible to the naked eye, Liu Wumei's hand that was holding the wine glass trembled.However, who are the people here!Of course, whether it was Chu Liuxiang, Yinshi and Gui, they all noticed it.

Liu Wumei pondered for a while, then smiled lightly: "Sorry, we are not familiar with this name. I wonder who this person named Wu Yi is?"

"Ah, actually I don't know her either." Gui confessed, "To tell you the truth, I was actually poisoned. I heard from a friend that if it was this person named Wu Yi, he should know what my poison was and maybe he would be poisoned. You can prepare an antidote for me."

"So that's the case." Liu Wumei sighed, "I'm really sorry, we really don't know this person. We can't help you..."

"I don't know, there's nothing I can do." Gui said lightly.

At this time, Chu Liuxiang asked: "Could it be that Wu Yi is also Shi Guanyin's disciple?"

Gui nodded and said, "Yes, but she left before I joined. I heard that Tie Guanyin let her go because she is Tie Guanyin's most favored disciple."

At this time, Liu Wumei said: "No, let me see? I know a little about poison, maybe I can help Miss Guizi."

"Really? Then I'm sorry." Gui stretched out his hand to Liu Wumei.

Liu Wumei took Gui's pulse carefully, her brows were indeed furrowed.

Li Yuhan asked: "Mei'er, how is it? Can you know what kind of poison it is?"

Liu Wumei let go of her hand in silence, and sighed: "Please forgive me for being helpless, I really can't find out what kind of poison it is." Then, she thought for a while and asked, "What symptoms did you have when the poison came out?"

Gui thought about it for a while: "The time of poisoning seems to be irregular. But once the poisoning occurs, the whole body feels itchy and painful like being gnawed by ants, which is unbearable..."

Listening to Gui's words, Liu Wumei's face became paler and paler.

Li Yuhan asked worriedly: "Mei'er, are you alright?"

Gui also asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"No..." Liu Wumei smiled lightly, "It's just...it's the first time I've heard of such a powerful poison, it's a little...unbelievable!"

Yinshi poked his ears and said casually: "Wig, I think you should give up! You probably won't be able to find that Wuyi! Just enjoy the rest of your life and die in the flower field with a smile on your face! "

"What are you talking about, Yinshi!!" Gui said angrily.

Hu Tiehua frowned and scolded: "Little girl, what you said is too much!" At the same time, he comforted Gui, "Well, don't worry, you will definitely not die like this..."

"Even if I had to die with a smile on my face, I would choose to be in the pile of meatballs! I wouldn't choose a flower field!!"

"This?" Hu Tiehua complained vigorously.

Gui tremblingly said: "The so-called bushido is to see through life and death even if you are surrounded by meat balls! So, come on, come on, meat balls! Use those meat balls to put me... me..."

Already flushed.Yinshi grabbed Gui's head and smashed it to the table: "It's enough for you to be smashed to death by me!!"

Hu Tiehua sadly held his wine glass.Chu Liuxiang patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "Look out, Old Hu."

Liu Wumei watched the interaction between Yinshi and Gui with a smile: "Miss Yinzi and Miss Guizi have such a good relationship!"

Gintoki complained: "Huh? Are you on good terms? Are you okay with your eyes? Couldn't your eyesight also slide down like a roller coaster while your eyebrows fell off? Is there a good relationship between me and this natural guy? Huh? Let me tell you, this is an evil fate at all! It is an extremely sticky super evil fate that was forcibly tied up with the thread pulled out by the snot after being sneezed by the evil god!!"

Liu Wumei: "..."

Li Yuhan worked hard: "...good...a good metaphor..."

Hu Tiehua & Chu Liuxiang: "Brother Li, you don't have to force yourself!"

After dinner and drinking enough wine, everyone went back to their dorms to sleep.