The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

"Actually, if someone around Tie Guanyin was willing to give her a hand, maybe she would not have embarked on this road of no return."

Silver remained silent and did not speak.

On the night of Shi Guanyin's death, Yinshi and Gui sat by the fire outside the tent and looked at the moon in the sky.

Today is a full moon.

Yinshi sniffed the snot, and said without any energy: "The wig, the head is bad in the first place, and it will be even worse if it is frozen again!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui said, "Don't worry at all, compared to your stupidity, you can't even freeze it, so what am I?"

"Hey, who do you call an idiot!"

"Shut up, idiot!"

Both were silent for a while.

At this time, Gui said slowly: "I was thinking, if I had known her earlier, maybe I could have given her a hand. She wouldn't have been lonely until now."

Yinshi glanced at Gui and asked, "Hey, you're unexpectedly partial to her! Could it be that you've taken a fancy to her?"

"What are you talking about? I just feel sympathy when I accidentally learned that she left her husband and child to live alone for revenge!"

"I knew it. In the final analysis, is it because you are a person/wife control?"

"Don't say I'm a man/wife! I just want to comfort her lonely heart!"

Yinshi complained: "You bastard, why do you have the face to say that you are not a human/wife control!"

"But..." Gui Chang said with a sigh, "I still couldn't save her in the end, and I didn't even fulfill my obligation to protect her son!"

Regarding this matter, Yinshi just buried his head in drinking without saying a word.

After Shi Guanyin was turned into a corpse, Wu Hua quietly prepared to slip away when no one was paying attention, but before he could escape a few steps, a long arrow shot through his throat!

On the blood-soaked chest, there was a dismal note: "The thrush bird."

Yin Shi frowned: "Who is this thrush?"

"Who knows..." Gui sighed, "It's just a feeling, I don't want to see this person."

"I don't think it's possible." Yin Shi smiled, "I bet that guy will show up in front of us sooner or later to collect debts!"

After the two were silent for a while, Gintoki finally asked the question he had been avoiding.

"Did you...see that one too?"

Gui didn't answer immediately, but just looked up at the full moon together with Yinshi, and after an unknown amount of time, he sighed, "Mmm."

"yes……"

Yinshi didn't say anything, just said softly.

"Matsushita private school, Yoshida Shoyo's disciple...?" Gui suddenly laughed after repeating this sentence, "I never thought we would call ourselves that."

Yin Shi opened his dead fish eyes and lamented: "Well... how should I put it, now that I think about it, it's like the black history has been exposed, and there is always a feeling of shame!"

"How could it be? This is a very precious treasure!" Gui smiled and looked at Yin Shi and said, "It is the most important thing that the teacher left us!"

"It's just..." Gui continued, "In the end, his disciple still couldn't save a woman. If the teacher was still here, would he hit her with that fist again?"

"Well, it will definitely be!" Yinshi held up the wine glass, looked at the full moon reflected in the glass and said, "However, after the beating, he will definitely say this: Anyway, this is the reality of this world. You can’t understand it and you can’t escape it, so please accept it, remember it, and continue to become stronger!”

"Ah, yes..." Gui smiled gently, "Anyway, no matter how you explain it in this world, you can't understand it, as long as you keep up with each other properly."

"Shua", the moon disappeared.

Gintoki and Gui stood up knowingly, and behind them, Lake Toya Immortal appeared.

"Cultivation is always accompanied by growth! After such an incident, I think you will definitely grow a lot..."

Toya Lake Immortal hadn't finished speaking, Gintoki and Gui had already started punching and kicking him violently.

"You bastard, choose the content of practice carefully for me! Beat you!"

"Obviously already beating!!"

In the end, Toya Lake Immortal could only sit there with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Yin Shi glared at Toya Lake Immortal and hugged his chest, "Okay, you can disappear after handing over the reward!"

"Say something like that after beating someone up?"

Gui asked at this time: "Speaking of which, this practice seems to be more difficult than the previous world!"

Toya Lake Immortal said proudly: "That's for sure, now it has been strengthened by a level! It is a good experience for you!"

Yinshi said with a blank face: "How about letting your belly button open three more? This is also a good experience!"

Lake Toya Immortal: "I'm very sorry!"

"However, I have to say that the existence of Waidaowan is still very useful! That will do!" Gintoki continued.

"No! All rewards are one-off!" Toyako Immortal said strongly.

When Yinshi and Guizheng were about to raise their knives again, Lake Toya Immortal hurriedly shouted, "Wait, everything is discussed! I have better props here!"

At this time, Lake Toya Immortal laughed "hehe" twice, and took out something from behind.It turned out to be a wretched object full of mosaics!

"Monster whistle! As long as you blow this whistle, there will be an army of monsters coming to help you out!"

Yin Shi: "..."

Gui: "..."

Gintoki and Gui both darkened their entire faces, watching this mosaic-like object in the shape of a male genitalia and fell silent.

"……whistle?"

Lake Toya Immortal nodded and said, "That's right, just blow this..."

Before Toya Lake Immortal could finish his words, Gintoki grabbed the mosaic whistle and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

"Blow it up yourself!!"

At this moment, a group of creatures appeared in front of Gintoki and Katsura.The moment they saw the comer clearly, they trembled.

Lake Toya Immortal said: "This is the legion summoned by this whistle, how about it?"

"... Strange, monster?"

"It really is a group of monsters..."

With a "shua", Yinshi and Gui returned to their original place again.

With a "click", the mosaic whistle fell between Yin Shi and Gui.

They all looked at the object, and no one wanted to touch it.Although it is really useful, I really don't want to touch it!

"Accept it, Yinshi!" Gui said sincerely, "The next enemy may be stronger than Tieguanyin. If we can really summon this group of monsters, it will undoubtedly be a challenge for us." Excellent combat power!"

Yinshi complained: "Regardless of combat power or not, I don't want to touch something with this shape! How hard is that lecherous fairy? Is it possible that we still need to carry penis with us?"

"Didn't you always want to get back your own fucking gold? Isn't this just right? Can't you just install it on yourself?"

"Hey, do you think any kind of shape is fine? Are you underestimating me? If it is not the most suitable for you, there will be big troubles! By the way, I think this shape is very similar to your original one. It's up to you to accept it!"

"Don't be kidding! Do you think I'm willing to be willing to this level? I won't admit it if I don't have the level of a concentrated cannon!"

"It's just a wig, what are you pretending to do!"

Gintoki and Gui evaded in this way, and the mosaic whistle was also kicking and flying around under their feet. At this moment, an unexpected scene happened.

Chu Liuxiang actually walked out and smiled wryly, "You two, what are you doing so late..."

As soon as he walked out, an unknown object flew over and was about to hit him directly on the forehead, Chu Liuxiang caught it accurately.

"what is this……"

When he saw clearly what was in his hand, he fell silent immediately.He looked at Yinshi and Gui, and the moment their eyes met, they immediately averted their eyes.

Chu Liuxiang: "... yours?"

Yinshi showed a constipated expression, but Gui replied calmly: "Don't get me wrong! This is actually just a whistle!"

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Gui: "It's just a whistle!"

Gui repeated again.

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

It was a miserable night.

Early the next morning, when the group of them were about to leave the desert, Yidianhong and Qu Wurong had already left, leaving only two letters for them, one was for Chu Liuxiang and Yinshi, expressing their gratitude to them and leaving without saying goodbye Apologies and thanks to Gintoki for healing a little red arm.The other is for Gui alone.

After reading the letter, Gui remained silent.

Afterwards, Yinshi quietly asked, "Did that letter say anything?"

Gui said: "She said that she couldn't see what it was about my poison, and she was sorry for that."

"Ah, wig, it looks like you're going to be lucky this time..."

"However..." Gui raised his voice and said, "There may be someone who can know what kind of poison I am and concoct an antidote."

"Huh? Really? Who is it?"

"Her name is Wu Yi, and she is Tie Guanyin's most beloved disciple!"

"It really is that old woman's disciple!" Yin Shi put his hands on the back of his head and said slowly, "By the way, you dismissed all her disciples, right?"

"Well, I gathered a group of subordinates and asked them to help release those disciples when I launched a chaotic war." Gui thought for a while and said, "Basically, most of them have gone their separate ways, and, absolutely Most people are more afraid of Tieguanyin than respectful, so they don't have to care about whether some disciples will come to take revenge. It's just..."

Yinshi asked: "This person named Wu Yi is not among the people you dismissed, is he?"

Gui nodded and continued: "Qu Wurong said that before I joined, this person had already left Tieguanyin."

Yinshi smiled: "Would that old woman let someone go so easily?"

"I'm not too sure about this. According to Qu Wurong's statement in the letter, she and this Wuyi have lived and practiced martial arts with Tieguanyin since they were young, and this Wuyi has been favored by Tieguanyin for being well-behaved and tactful since childhood." Therefore, it might be possible for Tieguanyin to let her go."

"Then, where is this woman now?"

"She doesn't know the details, but she seems to have gone to the Jiangnan area of ​​Suzhou."

Yinshi immediately showed his big dead fish eyes, and said impatiently: "Hey, it's huge there! Now that Mr. Hua is not here, it's very troublesome to find someone! I think you should give up and just finish the briefing like this." Let’s forget about your life, how about finding a place with meat balls for you to spend the rest of your life in peace?”

Gui heard this, and said righteously: "Don't be joking, Yinshi! Although the idea of ​​spending the dying years with the meat ball is very good, but as a samurai, we should give priority to saving the country! Even if I die You have to die in my samurai country! Ah, of course, meatballs are also indispensable!"

Yinshi complained: "Ah, as expected, you should die early and be reborn early! It's better to leave!"

Gui retorted, "I don't think you have anything to contribute in this world, so you might as well go on the road with me!"

"I don't want it, I don't want to die with a man!"

"I'm a beauty now!"

Yinshi picked his nose and said: "What kind of beauty is a brainless brain full of meatballs! And a woman like you who has only one pole all over her body, I can't stand up to you even if Jin's mother is still there!"

Gui said seriously: "Hmph, I'm called the golden ratio! Compared to a violent and vulgar orangutan girl like you, I'm more or less the perfect goddess in the minds of men!"

Hearing this, Yinshi couldn't pretend that he didn't hear it. He stared at Gui with disdain and said, "Ah, what kind of joke are you talking about? It's so ridiculous! Ribs like you are the perfect goddess in the eyes of men? Listen Well, men will definitely like a woman like me Yinzi! The breasts are big, the job is good, and you can do a lot of sex. Sexy things, I can’t even think about it!"

Gui also showed disdain in his eyes and said: "You can only attract those middle-aged wretched uncles who have lost their jobs and hair. The only ones who can really catch good men are women like me who are both internal and external. ! A good man will 100% choose someone else!"

Yin Shi burst out with blue veins: "Ah, you washboard fool, how dare you say that! A man will immediately know who to choose when he sees the decisive gap between us, you should just lie on the ground obediently and serve as a pedal for others! "

Gui also said seriously: "The decisive gap? Is it just your fake meat ball? Don't think that everyone is as worthless as you!"

"Okay!!" Yin Shi yelled, "Let's compare and see who is more popular with men!!"

"I can't ask for it!!" Gui also said firmly.

Then, the two of them glared at Chu Liuxiang and the others like lightning: "If you were asked to choose a date, who would you choose?"

"Choose neither." Chu Liuxiang replied without hesitation.

Yin Shi: "..."

Gui: "..."

"Choose neither." Chu Liuxiang repeated blankly again.

But Hu Tiehua and Ji Bingyan simply looked away.

On that day, Yinshi and Gui formally left the desert together with Chu Liuxiang and the other three, full of frustration.

The author has something to say: "The Great Desert" is over!Guizi and Yinzi finally meet again!It's great that many friends like the ending of Shi Guanyin I designed!Touched! Touched! !

Next, enter the third volume "Thrush Bird", there will be unexpected characters appearing in this volume!Due to the need to save manuscripts, I will stop updating for a few days and will start updating on April 4!Do please look forward to!

In addition, I will focus on replying here, friends who want to see Yinzi Guizi crossing Jiansan, because I have never played it, so I can't write.After I have a chance to play, I will consider writability.

As for the friends who want to travel through Qin Shimingyue, I haven't finished reading the original work, but I also consider writing a story about traveling through the Warring States period, so it is very likely to start "The Legend of the Warring States Period of Yinzi and Guizi", but in the end it depends on the situation.

Finally, friends who want to see the time travel to the fairy sword, please click on the author's column to move to "The Legend of Xianxia of Yinzi and Guizi" for collection.However, the specific date of opening the pit has not yet been determined, please pay attention to it.Thank you for your support!

Volume [-] Thrushbird