[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I didn't change back to human form, the cat form is smaller and doesn't draw attention to where the wig is hiding.According to the smell, I found the conditioner commonly used for wigs, bit through the plastic film, picked up the bottle, dropped the money, and ran away quickly.

A few teeth are missing, and even a hair conditioner bottle can't hold it steady.As I ran, I recalled a time when my teeth were still healthy.Although it was just a tooth that fell out yesterday, I feel that it has been a long time, and it has been a matter of my previous life to be able to open my mouth to eat, talk and quarrel with others.

Sneaking in through the door, I ran up to the edge of the tub and handed the conditioner to the wig.

He finally washed off the foam all over his head, wiped his face and said, "Ah, thank you, Elizabeth...it's you, Xiao Hei. Was it you who bought me the conditioner?"

I flicked my tail and dropped his wallet on the table.

"Oh! Blackie! You really are a special cat!" The wig was excited again.

I avoided his hand trying to brush the hair on my back and jumped to the ground. My hair had just dried and I didn't want to get wet again.The short sleep before was not enough to make up for the sleep I lost last night. I suppressed the yawn, found a comfortable position on Gui and Elizabeth's bed, and fell asleep.

When I opened my eyes again, it was already dark.I blinked in confusion, and suddenly remembered where I was now, and jumped up abruptly.Wash the motor!Accidentally fell asleep!Is it this late already!What time does this guy Okita stipulate?He wouldn't have started handing out leaflets about my teeth!

"Aren't you staying here tonight, Xiao Hei? I've prepared cat food for you." The guy with the wig approached me with a stupid face, holding a basin of cat food in his hand.

I turned my head, cocked my tail and walked away.

A pity expression appeared on Gui's face. "Is the cat food not what you want this time?" But then, he became aggressive again. "It's okay, I will definitely find the cat food you like!"

Even if I'm starving to death, I won't eat cat food, so give it up.

I replied in my heart, walked to the collar that Okita gave me, poked it with my paw, and signaled Gui to put it on for me.Before going back to the Shinsengumi, I had to put on the collar, at least to put on a show in front of Okita.

"Xiao Hei, if you don't like the collar, I'll tell your master to take it off for you. If he can't take good care of you, I'll come..."

As soon as the collar was put on, before Gui finished speaking, I jumped out of the window like a gust of wind, jumped onto the roof, and ran away quickly.I ran so fast, on the one hand, I was afraid of Okita's threat, and on the other hand, I was afraid that the wig would follow.This guy has this record.If Gui's electric brain really makes him follow Okita, he doesn't know how much trouble he will cause!

By the time I arrived at the Shinsengumi, the lights in almost all the rooms had gone out.I fell off the eaves of the wall due to exhaustion, and hit the head of Mr. Hijikata who was leaning against the wall and smoking.

"Ha...ha...yes...sorry..." I tried to squeeze the words of apology out of the gap between my breaths.

"Well, be more careful next time." Mr. Tukata wanted to grab me by the nape of my neck and pull me off. I was startled, and quickly kicked my legs and jumped down.But I forgot that there was a collar around my neck. When I jumped, the collar caught Mr. Hijikata's fingers, hanging me in the air, and I choked and coughed again.

Maybe it was because my way of waving my four claws was too shocking, Mr. Hijikata let go of his hand almost instantly, and let me fall to the ground.

"Chen Luosang, are you alright?" Mr. Hijikata squatted down, and looked at me who was coughing so badly that I was about to die.

"No." I shook my head, trying to straighten out my breathing.I'm a little lucky, Mr. Hijikata will never make fun of me when I see myself so stupid. Now that I'm a cat again, even if I show an expression like I've been drunk and taken medicine, I will be praised as cute hanging state.

I changed the subject. "Is there still dinner? I haven't eaten anything since noon."

"There are definitely no ready-made ones, and there are no leftovers today, but you can go to the refrigerator to find if there is anything you can eat."

"Thank you." I nodded slightly, "Smoking less, it's not good for your lungs, don't die by someone else's knife, but be destroyed by your own lungs."

"Ah, I see." Mr. Hijikata waved his hand impatiently, but I think he should still be happy.Even the vice-chief of ghosts has human feelings after all.Originally, I wanted to mention to him that Miss Sanye also died of lung disease. She was in great pain at that time, but after thinking about it, I gave up.

Everyone doesn't know, actually I know Ms. Sanye, and I got along with everyone before, but they didn't know it was me at that time.A black cat with black hair and black eyes wandering around begging for food is really not an inconspicuous existence.

I wouldn't tell him that I took the initiative to care about him because the cat's nose is too sharp and the smell of smoke can't bear it.Well, I respect him a lot and that's part of the reason.

I took brisk steps and walked towards the kitchen.I can't help but feel happy at the thought of having something to eat next, and no one else watching, so I don't have to worry about my teeth.

The refrigerator is huge. After all, it is necessary to store food for so many people in the Shinsengumi. As a cat, it is really difficult for me to open it.But it doesn't matter, I can change back to human form.

The light of the refrigerator came on, and I saw a huge red ham at a glance.I swallowed.

"Hey, do you want to eat ham fried rice?"

"Meow!" I let out a scream, and turned my head stiffly.I could even hear the creaking of the joints in my neck.

The devil in my heart - Sougo Okita is wearing loose plain clothes, leaning lazily on the door frame.The freezer of the refrigerator was turned on, the light source was lower, and the light hit Okita's face, making all the usual shadows reversed, and also doubled his gloomy level.

"Why are you so afraid? Uh...could it be a guilty conscience?" Okita moved closer to me, showing a "kind" smile. "I said, did you enjoy playing with Gui today?"

He did see it!

The me in my heart has begun to petrify, but I still hold a trace of luck.

"Gui? Why did you play with him? I took Yinsang with me today." I tried my best to keep my eyes wide open, to make an expression that was cute in human consciousness, and to appear as innocent as possible.

"Heh." Okita sneered, took out his phone with his hand that had been in his pocket, and pressed the player.

"You don't like that collar, do you?"... "Xiao Hei, you nodded! I always thought you were very smart, and you really are different from other cats!"

!!!

My eyes widened, but it was from panic.This guy, bugged his collar!

"I remember I emphasized that you are not allowed to take off the collar." Okita's smile became more gentle, he squatted down in front of me, his eyes were level with mine, he stretched out his hand, and caressed my collar carefully. "I didn't expect you and Gui to have such a good friendship, to the point of breeding. It's a pity that I haven't installed the tracking system, otherwise I would have punished that bastard Gui on the spot today!"

Okita gritted his teeth secretly, but I secretly rejoiced in my heart.Gui's safety is fine.He is a Dianbo Baga, and Hei Changzhi, even if it is a hostile camp, I don't want anything to happen to him, especially I don't want Okita Ghost Animal to be bad for him.

Maybe it's because there are too many embarrassing things in the past two days. I have already started to just not embarrass myself in front of everyone.Okita got the hard evidence of the recording, but didn't report me. I was a little surprised. I thought he hated me.I don't think he'll let it go, though.

"Tell me, what do you want from me?"

"Oh Cannian, I thought you would be scared and beg me crying." Okita actually showed a regretful expression.

My anger started to rise. "I'm so happy to see me shed tears these two days!"

"Well, I'm pretty happy. But I'd be happier if I actually cried."

How can it be repaired!Can the bastard see that I'm not crying? "Then why don't you explain to me..." Am I stupid?This guy likes to see me uncomfortable, can he help me?

I gritted my teeth and suppressed the anger in my head. "Stop talking nonsense, tell me, what do you want me to do?"

"It's that kind of look again." Okita touched the top of my head and sighed, "Maosang, do you know that your kind of look is really very impulsive."

A tic-tac-toe popped out of my head, my cat ears and cat tail popped out, my teeth spiked and elongated out of the corners of my mouth, my nails popped and dug into the floor.Sougo Okita, this dead boy, really made people angry. He was obviously not such a ghost when he was a child. Could it be because Miss Sanye was still there at that time?

I endured it and didn't really take a shot at Okita.He has no intention of defending at all, and he doesn't even have a saber with him. I don't want to hurt him.

But I don't want to hurt him, but it doesn't mean he can touch my long and exposed canine tooth with his hand, and laugh at my broken tooth by the way!

I couldn't hold back, bit his finger, and closed the door to pay attention to the side with the broken tooth, so that no matter how hard I tried, there would still be a gap, at least it would not reach the point of cutting off the finger.The fingertips were punctured a little, the taste of blood exploded on the tip of my tongue, and my eyes narrowed into vertical pupils.

...No, no.I stopped myself and licked away the little bit of blood.My saliva works really well on wounds, almost just licking off the blood beads and the wound has healed.I opened my mouth wide, spat out his fingers, pulled out the toilet paper I carried with me, and threw it on his hand.

He looked at his hands thoughtfully, and suddenly acted like he had suddenly realized.

"Maosang, please please me." He showed a ghostly smile.

Did I just bite off his hand just now?