[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I couldn't find Dingchun.

My original plan was to go back to the normal road first, and then follow the wide enough streets to look for the smell and figure of Dingchun.However, just as I jumped off the tiles of the eaves, someone picked me up from under my front paws and held me in my arms.

"Xiao Hei! Long time no see! Your meat balls are still so soft!" Gui looked delighted.

I rolled my eyes and stuck my paw on his face, pushing his face away.He didn't know that Xiao Hei and Chen Luo in his mouth were actually the same creature, even if I was so angry with him that I was almost speechless just now, I couldn't take my anger out on him now.Seeing Meatball's wig is just a Baga, and I can't be mad at a Baga.

Wig likes cats and dogs very much, and especially likes me in cat form. If I want to say why, it’s probably because I’m the only cat who never dislikes giving him a paw.Well, back then I didn't tickle him entirely because he was black and straight.But now, his level of plucking is already very good, every time he can serve me comfortably, why should I tickle him?

This is one of the reasons why I put water on him every time.Otherwise I could have arrested him a hundred times just because he took me back to all his hiding places.

Although I feel a little annoying every time I see him talking non-stop with a stupid face, but after listening to it for a long time, it can also be used as a lullaby, and the effect is simply outstanding.I felt surprisingly at ease by his side.

Sometimes I admire him. In order not to scare him, I ran a free massage therapist. I never spoke human words in front of him in the form of a cat, and Elizabeth spoke on a bulletin board. He was alone. In the scene where no one answered, it was really possible to talk for so long.

He would whine at me sometimes, making me know the daily life of a most wanted criminal even though I was half a member of the Shinsengumi.This guy's daily life is often stupid. It can be said that he does everything except banishing barbarians. I don't think he will be put on the wanted list even if he is a full-time criminal.

"Pu Chi Pu Chi." This guy pinched my meatball and even dubbed it.I couldn't help but rolled my eyes again, twisted my body, and wanted to jump out of his hands.The idea of ​​finding Xiao Kagura loosened up in my heart, I wanted to go back with Gui first, and sleep in his hiding place.Thanks to Sougo Okita, I basically didn't sleep much last night, and today I've been arguing and running wildly, and I'm already very tired.

"Xiao Hei, don't you like me?" Gui looked surprised that I would stop him.Then he saw the black collar around my neck. "Ah! You actually have a master! Who is that guy!" He looked unbelievable.

Didn't he just see the exact same collar around my neck in human form?Even if you can't think that I am Chen Luo, at least you will make a connection, right?Maybe Yinsang grabbed my collar when he was fighting with me just now, blocking the collar?

"Wuwuwu Xiaohei is no longer my Xiaohei...Xiaohei, I'm sorry, my life is too dangerous and I can't give you a stable life. Even if you have a master, you must remember me! If your master It's not good for you, you must come to me! My arms are always open to you!"

"..." If I shaved off this pile of black hair on my head, I would definitely be able to see the black lines on it.What the hell is this guy doing?To a cat, as for being so affectionate?There is also a master ghost!Okita Sougo wants to be my master, it's still 100 years away!No one wants to raise me except Xiao Kagura!

This guy was crying his nose and tears, which caused a group of passers-by to take care of me frequently.With a dumb face, I jumped on the guy's shoulder and patted his face with my paw.

Hey, don't be so ashamed.

I looked at him, trying to convey the contempt in my heart to him accurately.It's a pity that Baga is Baga, I expected too much from the wig's brain.

"Oh! Xiao Hei! You still love me! You must want to tell me about this, right! I knew it!"

You know what you know!I am oblivious!I didn't even bother to roll my eyes anymore, I just wanted to flick my tail to express my dissatisfaction, but I heard a voice belonging to a demon.

"Ka-zi-la! Suffer!"

Depend on!Too bad!I can't ask Okita to see me!

I hurriedly jumped up from Gui's shoulders, ready to run away, but when I was still in mid-air, Gui hugged me into my arms.

"Xiao Hei, don't be afraid, I won't leave you under such dangerous fire!"

"Meow!" You let go!Who is afraid, bastard, I can run on four legs much faster than you!

"Ahem, cough, Okita Sougo is really smart, to use such a despicable method as smoke to blur my vision!" The wig coughed desperately, and the hair and clothes were covered with a layer of dust.

Ha Qiu!I couldn't help but also sneezed.

"I'm sorry, Xiao Hei, I made you look ashamed."

Ah yes!You do have to apologize!If you let go, I won't be choked at all!Not a trace of dust will stick!Let me go, you bastard, don't you feel that Okita Kishou is approaching!If he finds out, I'm done!

I held my breath and struggled desperately, but when I was in human form, I didn't have the upper hand in terms of strength. After I transformed into a cat, I couldn't push Gui's arm away at all.In a hurry, my claws popped out of the meat pad, scratched Gui's sleeve, and pierced his skin.

"Hiss." He took a breath, let go of his hand, and I finally fell to the ground.I turned my head to give him an apologetic look.

"Huh? Does this cat's collar look familiar? Eh——"

A demon's voice sounded from behind me.

"Meow!" The hairs all over my body were choked up, and my body was stiff and I didn't dare to turn my head.

It's over, it's over, it's over, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead... Desperate words flashed in my mind.You don't need to look at me to know that the current Okita must have recognized me.He must be carrying the cannon barrel, and while showing that perverted smile, he aimed the cannon at me, ready to fire without hesitation.

Ah, hope he doesn't tell Mr. Hijikata, I don't want to disappoint him.

I closed my eyes and entered the countdown.

Boom!There was a loud noise behind me, and my body was lifted up by the air wave, and then I was grabbed by another person and held in my arms.Immediately afterwards, I felt the wind blowing through the hair on my face.

"Hahaha! That bomb is enough for Shinsengumi to suffer for a while!" I opened my eyes and saw Gui holding me in his arms, laughing wildly while running wildly.His long hair danced wildly in the wind, and some fell on my nose.

"Ha Qiu!" I sneezed.

"Haha! Xiao Hei, you are so cute! Don't worry, I am the Gui who is known as the runaway Kotaro. I will never let them hurt you!"

oh.I replied indifferently in my heart.

Cats are really nice, they are said to be cute even when they sneeze.And if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have suffered any harm, okay? This guy in your arms is the true selection team member you hate the most, okay?

Ah, I'm so tired of complaining, why do these guys always have so many complaints.Xinbaji, I have really suffered for you.

Gui's current hiding place is in a residential area that looks dilapidated at first glance. He opened the door to reveal a large white lump of Elizabeth.

"Elizabeth, I'm back!" Gui Yuan greeted energetically.

"Welcome back." Elizabeth replied holding up a sign.No matter how many times I watch this scene, it still makes me feel amazing.

"Can you boil some water for me? Kuro and I were just attacked by the Shinsengumi."

Elizabeth silently began to pour water into a large tub.

Gui has not let go of me yet, pinching my meatball with great interest, not knowing what to talk to me or to Elizabeth.It's a habit of mine to wander while he's talking.Anyway, I don't have to answer him.

Okita has definitely found out that it was me just now. I don’t know if there are other people next to him, whether other team members have noticed that I am staying with the wig, and whether Mr. Hijikata knows.Tonight, I have to go back to the Shinsengumi... After all, I was threatened by Okita...

Hey...too unlucky...

I sighed.

"Xiao Hei, there isn't much water here, let's take a bath first." Gui suddenly lifted me up. "I'll take off this collar for you first."

"Meow!" I just came back to my senses, but it was too late.My collar has fallen to the ground.

...Forget it, since Okita is not here anyway, he doesn't know if I listened to him or not, even if I did know, so what can he do!I'm an immortal cat demon!

Thinking of such a broken jar, I became more courageous. I slapped Gui's arm with my paw and gave him a yell of approval.

"Oh! You don't actually like that collar, do you?" Gui finally understood my true intention this time.

I nodded.

"Xiao Hei, you nodded! I always thought you were very smart, and you are really different from other cats!" Gui's expression lit up again.

I nodded again.

"Ah! Elizabeth, come and see! She nodded again!"

"Gui Sang, Xiao Hei ordered it before." Elizabeth held up the sign, but she couldn't stop Gui's excitement.

It’s good to get used to Gui’s abnormality. Anyway, he won’t hurt me, and he won’t make me drown in the bath water. I ignored his weird communication with Elizabeth, closed my eyes, and concentrated on enjoying it.Before I knew it, I fell asleep.

"Elizabeth? Are you there, Elizabeth? Help me buy some hair conditioner, the money is in the pocket of the kimono I changed..."

Gui's voice woke me up, and I found myself wrapped in a towel on the ground next to the tub.Gui's arms protruded from the tub, waving wildly, as if something had blinded his eyes.

"Meow." I stood up and looked around.Elizabeth is not here, I don't know what to do.

"Xiao Hei, you're awake, have you seen Elizabeth?" Gui poked his head out of the bathtub with foam on his head.

I wagged my tail.

Forget it, seeing that this guy usually feels comfortable with massage, I'll do him a favor.If his long black hair turned dry and frizzy, I might feel bad about it too.

I got my head into his kimono, and with the purse in my mouth, I jumped out the window.