[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Mr. Tukata suddenly shook, and a long piece of ash fell from the cigarette.Judging by his appearance, he has reacted.

"Hey! It's not what you think! Anyone who thinks about it will give me a lack of morality and go to seppuku!" He roared, but the panic he showed was more likely to be considered as a cover-up.

However, Okita Sougo didn't think this guy was messed up enough, so he pretended not to understand and said, "Mr. Hijikata, what kind of crazy thoughts are you talking about? Aren't these all facts?"

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I quickly scanned the people in the Shinsengumi, and saw that one or two of them showed expressions that we all understand, and my heart was mostly cold.

Looking at the irritable Mr. Hijikata, and at Yinsang who seemed to have fallen into despair, I quickly patted Mr. Hijikata on the shoulder, leaned closer to him, and whispered: "Forget it, Mr. Hijikata, the more you talk, the more chaotic I am. I want to follow Yinsang first to see how much money he has saved. When I get my teeth filled, I will explain it myself."

"Okay." Mr. Hijikata agreed, rubbing my head. "do not Cry."

"I didn't cry." I grabbed Mr. Hijikata's hand from the top of my head, and my face was a little red. Of course, I was also angry, otherwise I wouldn't treat Mr. Hijikata so rudely.

"Then Mao-san, remember to come home on time at night, I will wait." Okita squeezed my wrist, forcing me to let go of Mr. Hijikata's hand.He showed a wicked smile again. "The collar I gave you, don't take it off."

Seeing that my tears tended to increase, Mr. Hijikata quickly separated Okita's hand from grabbing my wrist, and urged, "Go quickly."

"Thank you, Daddy Hijikata...Mr. Hijikata." Maybe I was stupid, but I actually said what was on my mind.It was too late to change my words, I could only watch helplessly as Mr. Hijikata's expression began to distort, Okita snickered, Yinsang, who was already completely stiff, also reacted, and looked at us curiously.

"What kind of new play is this?" This is Okita who finds people unhappy when he has nothing to do.

"Dad? What are you really playing in the selected group?" The Shaking S group quickly connected to the airwaves.

Before the people from the Shinsengumi could hear what these guys were saying, I bowed fiercely to Mr. Hijikata, grabbed Yinsang's clothes, rushed out of the crowd, and casually got into an alley.For the first time in my life, I knew how fast I was running for my life.

In a dark and cramped dead end, I pressed Yinsang against the wall, bent over, panting heavily.Cats are not good at running fast with their prey. I can run here with a guy who is heavier than me and taller than me, which is already the limit.

Maybe it was because I was panting like I was about to die, Yinsang held her booger with her little finger, and asked me worriedly, "Should I take you to an asthma doctor first? Yinsang is not to blame this time!"

"Go to hell, you bastard! If it weren't for you, would I have been misunderstood so much? I haven't even calculated the mental damage you caused me!" Finally, no one else was present, and I grabbed Yinsang by the collar , growled confidently and boldly at this guy's dead face.Depend on!I'm suffocating!

"Yin Sang, I'm miserable too, okay! I've been thought of as a merciless scumbag! What I like is a bust of over ninety... how can I repair you? You really have over ninety... Anyway, Yinsang is very big Manly! It will never have anything to do with a guy like you who is so bad that you can't even be considered a woman!" Yinsang also grabbed my collar with his backhand.

"Just right, bastard! You think I'd like to have a relationship with you! You're curly! I like Hei Changzhi, Hei Changzhi! I'd rather pick Mr. Hijikata's cub than yours!"

"Huh? That nicotine poisoned guy is better than Eun-san? Is it because his hair is black or straight? Isn't that a hopeless V! Man, you can't tell good from bad by your hair, We have to look at other places too! Where Yinsang is better than him...what is better than him... In short! If Yinsang is serious, she is very reliable and handsome!"

"Oh? Really? I can't see anything from your dead fish eyes! You first take my responsibility and take me to a good hospital, natural curly bastard!"

"Ah, yes, I will! Yinsang, I am already making money! As a woman, don't be so hard on men, or you will be hated, Hei Changzhi idiot! You think Hei Changzhi will Are you popular? The most important thing is character, character!"

Yinsang and I roared at each other, grabbed our collars and wrestled together, rolling dust all over our bodies.

click!

There was a crisp sound of tiles, and I froze all of a sudden, then withdrew my hand from Yinsang's collar as quickly as possible, and tightly covered my mouth.Wash the motor!I suffocated too much, and I accidentally got too involved in the noise!Too careless!

"Come out!" Yinsang raised her head and shouted towards the tiles.

"Long time no see, Gintoki!" A long, smooth black hair hung down from the roof, and then Katsura Kotaro's serious face no matter what he did was revealed.

It was an acquaintance, and I couldn't help covering my mouth even tighter.

"Wig? What are you doing in this place?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! I'm avoiding the Shinsengumi... Ah, this is Chen Luoden from the Shinsengumi." Gui nodded to me.Since I told him I would not arrest him as long as he refrained from direct sabotage, he was not afraid of me.Immediately afterwards, he looked at Yinsang. "It seems that you are arguing. As an outsider, it is not easy for me to intervene, but as a close friend, I have a piece of advice."

"Chen Luodian is a very good girl. Yinshi, you should cherish it. Also, if you are a man, you should take responsibility." He said, and solemnly patted Yinsang on the shoulder.

Both Yinsang and I's faces turned black.Indeed, the conversation between Yinsang and I was indeed a bit like a quarrel, Yinsang's posture of grabbing me by the collar and pushing me against the wall was indeed a bit misleading, and we were indeed disheveled because of the fight, and I did Eyes are red from too many tears, but these are not the reasons for misunderstanding!

"I do not have……"

"I am nothing..."

Yinsang let go of her hand immediately, and explained together with me who covered my mouth and couldn't speak clearly.

"Yeah, I understand everything, so I don't need to explain. Chen Luodian, although Yinshi seems unreliable, but as a close friend, I can guarantee that this guy is still a very reliable man." The guy with the wig interrupted We both nodded solemnly.

You understand what you understand!How can it be repaired!I'm not!I don't!Don't think about it!He can't be trusted to take care of my half-dime!

The wig seemed to want to make a long story, so I suddenly lowered my voice, covered my mouth and said, "Gui Xiaotaro, I'm in a bad mood today, if you don't leave, I'll arrest you."

"Eh?" Gui Xiaotaro was taken aback, "Since Chen Luodian is dissatisfied with my existence, then I won't bother you two, and I will leave first."

"...how did I not arrest this guy?" I said to myself a moment after the wig disappeared.

"Tch, who knows, probably because he is black and straight?" Yinsang put one arm back into the kimono, stood crookedly, and said sarcastically.

"Well, you're so smart."

Yinsang's hand flicking the booger suddenly froze. "...Hey, can't it be true?...Is this how you treat your job? I'm going to report nicotine poisoning?"

"Up to you." I sighed deeply.

"...Chen Luosang? Are you okay? Don't you check how much money I have saved?"

"Ah, no, I'm not in the mood. Don't tell anyone about the teeth." I changed back into the form of a cat, and was about to jump on the roof and leave.

"Of course you care so much, I won't tell others! Yinsang is not such a loser."

"Ah, thank you, that's good." I flicked my tail.

"Hey! Wait! What are you going to do? If you are unhappy, you can discuss it with Yinsang, don't do anything stupid!" Yinsang raised her hand, trying to grab my tail and hold me back. Tail flick avoided.This guy just got his booger in this hand, and I absolutely don't want it to touch me.

"What are you thinking, I can't die." I looked at the idiot who was looking up at me in the alley, hesitant to express his worry bluntly, and felt a little funny in my heart.

"It's not a matter of death or not. Well... Yinsang, I am still very responsible and masculine. In short...you must not do what I forbid you to do, otherwise Yinsang But she will be angry! Yinsang is very scary to be angry..." Yinsang was circling in circles on the ground, but she refused to speak out for a long time.

I really couldn't help showing a smile, and I felt a little relieved.This guy, there is still something cute, yes, he helped little Kagura a lot anyway.Otherwise, Xiao Kagura should be still being used by some gangsters, and he must be hungry and full.

"Ah, I see, Master Shiroyasha." I stretched out half of my body, stretched out my paws, and patted this guy's upturned forehead. "I'm not, and I haven't. Don't think about it. I just want to play with Xiaogami. Mr. Hijikata is very kind, and gave me an extra vacation. I want to make good use of it. Do you know where she is? "

"Tch, that wild girl, who knows. Don't you have a good nose?" Yinsang felt relieved, and turned her head away with a look of disgust.

I didn't reply, kicked my feet, and galloped quickly between the tiles.Little Kagura likes to run around Edo, even if I have a good nose, it will take some effort to find her.

Should I go to the park first, or go to the dojos of the Xinba family first?I haven't had time to check the bar's schedule this week. If Miss A Miao is not at home today, Kagura probably won't be there.Maybe I should look for Dingchun?But Xiao Kagura didn't bring Dingchun with her all the time...

I was running and thinking quickly.

Maybe looking for Dingchun is the best way, that big white dog is easy to find, and his nose is better than mine.If I can also prevent it from riding other little bitches by the way, maybe Kagura will thank me.I decided to go find it!