[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I went to find some eyedrops and dripped them in my eyes, and managed to stop the tears, making the bloodshot eyes less obvious and scary. I changed into a police uniform and appeared in the middle of the team when everyone assembled.I couldn't speak, but I nodded to Hijikata-san who looked a bit worried, indicating that I was fine.

Okita Onisu looked at me with his earphones on, and tapped his left index finger on the sheath of his saber.I know, he told me to stand beside him.

I stuffed my pockets and walked over with a slumped face.As long as I act more naturally, it shouldn't be so strange, and it's impossible for him to keep paying attention to me during the patrol, so I'll quietly retreat back to the team.I comforted myself.

However, I think too much.

I don't know what Okita said, or what Mr. Hijikata said, or what those team members made up their minds. They automatically kept a certain distance from me, and always called me and Mr. Okita and Mr. Hijikata to form a unique relationship. When I found something and wanted to check it out, these guys actually pushed me away and rushed to the front; and when I wanted to find someone to hook up with me to be a lazy bone as usual, these guys Qi Qi dodged it, if it wasn't for my agility, I would probably have fallen directly to the ground.Mr. Hijikata was really worried that I would fall to the ground, so he helped me up once.

I originally thought that I was hated, but after thinking about it carefully, I felt that something was wrong.Rather than hating me, they treat me more like a person who needs protection, that is, a woman, or the kind who has some unclear relationship with Mr. Hijikata and Okita.

When I discovered this, I really didn't know whether to be more angry or more funny.Although I can't tell these people, I really just lost a few teeth and feel wronged and ashamed.Don't these guys remember how cruel and arrogant I was?I won't be the slightest bit happy to be treated like this!

Maybe I should do something to let these guys know that I just don't want to open my mouth anymore, but the strength of my claws alone is still enough to blow everyone present... No, maybe Mr. Hijikata and Okita are still a little tricky.

Just thinking about it, I suddenly smelled a little familiar smell in the air.That kind of sweet and greasy, lazy to the bone, the taste of strawberry milk that I don't like very much.

Sakata Gintoki!Has this guy got his money together?

My pupils suddenly narrowed into vertical pupils because of excitement, and I looked around.

There is no sign of Yinsang here, but the smell comes from a small steel ball shop.

A vein burst out on my forehead, I was shaking all over, and a low growl came from my throat.Before everyone in the Shinsengumi could react, I rushed into the small steel ball shop, and sure enough, I saw a head of dazzling natural curly silver hair.

"Meow!" I squeezed out a sharp, distorted cry from between my teeth, strode forward, grabbed Sakata Yinshi by the ear, and dragged him away.

"Hey, pain, pain, pain, let go!" Yinsang was still screaming for a few miles, but when she looked up and saw it was me, she choked.

"...Chen Luosang? Chen Luo sauce? Chen Luo SAMA? Let go first and listen to Yinsang's explanation! It hurts! It's going to break! My ears are going to break! I'm sorry Chen Luo SAMA! I'm already working hard to save money Today I am here to relax with a little, really a little extra money! Hair! Hair! Going bald, going bald!"

Sakata Yinshi was dragged out of the small steel ball shop in a crooked posture with my hair pulled out, and the wailing all the way attracted a crowd of people looking around.There was a rather courageous uncle wearing sunglasses, I remember Xiao Kagura called him MADAO, followed him directly, and asked curiously: "Yin-sang, how did you offend such a beautiful lady? "

"Yin Sang, I was not careful..." Yin Sang's voice of explanation suddenly stuck in her throat.

I pulled the guy's hair and brought his head up to meet my forehead and meet my gaze.I know, the fierce light in my eyes at that time was scary.

"If you dare to say it, I will crush your 〇〇." I turned my face slightly, and whispered in his ear.

I saw his ears turn red from my hot breath, and I snorted.That was on purpose.Hot air blown into the ears is a very uncomfortable thing, which is one of the reasons why I don't want to use a hair dryer after taking a shower.

Looking back, I saw the stunned expressions of everyone in the Shinsengumi.I pulled Yinsang's hair, pushed him in front of Mr. Hijikata, and looked straight at Mr. Hijikata.He is so smart, he must understand the grievance and accusation in my eyes.

"Um...Chen Luosang, calm down and let him go?" Mr. Hijikata actually said that.

I was shocked.He actually spoke for the bastard Sakata Yinshi!Am I not calm enough?I didn't scratch this guy's flesh with my fingernails, I didn't really pull a single hair out of him, and even the door of the small steel ball store was still intact on the door frame!Am I not calm?

"Mao-san, your eyes are enough to be arrested as a dangerous person. Not bad, Mr. Hijikata, I want to fight with this guy now." Okita stepped forward suddenly, with fighting spirit in his eyes.

I realized it all at once, and my eyes didn't have time to close it.To be able to make Okita show such an expression, the gaze I just had must have been really scary.I nodded to Okita to express my gratitude, but I saw this guy's expression of not being grateful to me.

It took me being a jerk to realize my mistake!

Anger and grievance once again occupied my emotions, and I looked at Mr. Hijikata again, and the circles of my eyes turned red.

I don't know how to deal with Gintoki Sakata, only Mr. Hijikata can help me now.

"You guys have degenerated to such an extent now that you don't even want to take responsibility for yourself?" Mr. Hijikata was really smart and successfully received my message, aiming at the natural scroll.

"Yin-sang, I really worked hard to raise money! But money is hard to come by. All the ways to get money quickly are written in the criminal law. Yin-sang, I am under a lot of pressure to make money, so I took out a little bit. It’s really a bit of money to relax! People always have to combine work and rest to do things well, it hurts! Chen Luosang, you hold your hands high! Yinsang is still very young! I don’t want to become bald yet!”

"Huh!" I snorted out of my nose and let go of this guy's curly hair.Eyes start to sting again, I know, I'm crying again.

"Hey! It's real! Don't cry! It's Yinsang's fault! It's all Yinsang's fault! Yinsang will be responsible! You see, Yinsang has already apologized, so don't cry. What!" Sakata Gintoki really didn't expect me to become like this all of a sudden, he thought yesterday that my crying in front of Mr. Hijikata was just a trick, but he didn't expect that I was really wronged.

But the more he apologized, the angrier I became, and the tears flowed more violently.I'm not!I don't!I didn't cry!Don't you bastards have the experience of crying desperately when you are stimulated because of eye fatigue!At this time, just give me a few tissues and a bottle of eye drops!

I turned my eyes to Mr. Hijikata for help, but this time maybe the information in my eyes is too complicated, and Mr. Hijikata will get it wrong.

"If you can't be responsible for my team members, then go and cut my seppuku, bastard!"

"Oh, it turned out that you were the one who did it. You took away something so precious from Chen Luosang and caused her such serious harm. If you don't take responsibility for her, I won't let it go. It’s yours.” Okita suddenly interjected, with a dead face that was paralyzed, but he couldn’t tell if he thought watching a show was just for fun, or he really wanted to help me.

And this guy really had the nerve to say it!The damage you caused to me is also very serious, okay!Now that you know how important teeth are to me, why do you threaten me with this!

Yinsang apologized even more. "I'm sorry Chen Luosang! Yinsang knows that Yinsang has done very, very excessive things! It doesn't matter if you hate Yinsang for the rest of your life! But please stop crying, Yinsang will definitely save money and take you to The best hospital, guaranteed to be foolproof! Now that the technology is so advanced, it will definitely not cause any future troubles! So I really beg you not to cry anymore..."

Yinsang looked like he was about to cry, and I actually felt a little pity for him.But I really didn't cry!Can I beg you not to insist that I'm crying?Tears are not necessarily due to sadness, but also because the eyes are irritated!If you don't understand, I'll go back and buy onions to make eye stickers for each of you!

"Um...Yin Sang, how did you offend Miss Chen Luo? It's not what I thought..." If MADAO didn't make a sound, I would have forgotten that there was such a person beside me.I looked at him, but found that his expression was very strange, his eyes looked at Yinsang, and then lingered on me, and the focus of his observation was my... lower abdomen.

!!!

It dawned on me how eerie these guys' conversations sounded when I wasn't saying a word.

I'm not!I don't! ! !I looked at MADAO with horrified eyes, but that astonishment seemed to be regarded as the shock of secret exposure by him.

He took off his sunglasses, and suddenly punched Sakata Gintoki in the face.

"Yin Sang! I didn't expect you to be such a scum!" He cursed, spit on the ground, and left angrily.

I quickly turned my head to look at the people in the Shinsengumi, and found that they were also looking at me and Yinsang with that indescribable expression, especially focusing on my stomach, and then quickly glanced at it. Hijikata and Okita.

I don't even want to know what they're thinking, really.

I think I might actually cry.