[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I slept poorly that night, and I always felt that if I fell asleep and Okita woke up, I would be attacked by him.This is how he usually treats Mr. Hijikata.I cursed Okita and Yinsang all night, and only slept for a short time in the middle of the night. The next morning, I had two big dark circles under my eyes, but they were blocked by thick black hair Not seen.

"Yo, good morning, Okita bastard." I smiled ferociously, looking at Okita Sougo who was stretching.When I was suffering from insomnia and tossing and turning, Okita Kisou slept really sweetly.

"What did you call me?" Okita's expression was unfriendly.

"You heard me wrong, master." I tried my best to squeeze these words out between my teeth, speaking in a low voice on purpose, and flicked my tail on the ground fiercely.Yamazaki retreat, I remember your kid for the second time!Is it that comfortable behind the door?You might as well stay behind the door for the rest of your life!Just your lurking and peeping skill is not enough to see in front of me!

Okita was changing his police uniform with his back to me, oblivious to what happened. "Speak louder, I can't hear you clearly."

you dream!Our agreement is to call the master when there is no third person present!If you, a human being, can't feel it with your dull senses, it doesn't mean that the third person doesn't exist!I jumped on the ground suddenly, passed through the paper on the door, and stepped on Tei Yamazaki's face accurately.

Unable to open my mouth to swear, I left a few bloodstains on his face before I managed to relieve my anger and jumped off him.

"Oh, Yamazaki, you're here." Okita put on his coat, and looked out while tilting his body. "Good job, Cat-san."

I flicked my tail and turned my head away.Don't think that I will be happy if you praise me a few words!

Okita put on his saber, stepped over Yamazaki who was lying face up on the ground, picked me up, and put me on his shoulder. "Let's go, let's go have breakfast." Sensing my movement to jump down, he suddenly turned his head and showed me a threatening smile from a very close distance.

Meow!The hairs all over my body choked.This is a horror movie!A proper horror movie!

Okita was strangely satisfied, and walked towards the cafeteria.

"It's so rare that I'm staying with Sougo today." Looking up, I saw Mr. Hijikata greeting me with a cigarette in his mouth and a plate in his hand.

Mr. Hijikata!help me!

Not daring to open my mouth to ask for help, I could only stare at Mr. Hijikata with pitiful eyes, but Mr. Hijikata just turned his head back, and the signal transmission failed.Okita looked at me sideways as if he sensed something.

I'm scared again, there's nothing I can do, whoever has the handle is the boss.Okita Sougo, just pray, one day you won't be caught by me, or I'll fuck you to death!

There are meatloaf for breakfast, and I love the semi-liquid omelette, but I can't open my mouth wide, and these things can't be eaten into my mouth.I thought about it, maybe maintaining the cat form, even if the scum and egg yolk are scattered everywhere, no one will find it strange, as long as I bury my head a little deeper, it should not be exposed... Good!That's it...

"Maosang, you won't return to human form, do you want me to help you?" Okita's voice sounded right now.

Transforming back into a human form, picking up a plate, putting it down to his feet, and then turning into a cat, this kind of operation is very eye-catching no matter how you think about it.Isn't that bastard Okita not even a little considerate?

I glared at him viciously, but saw this guy's wicked smile.

How can it be repaired!This guy clearly did it on purpose!Deliberately trying to make a fool of me!

Seeing him make a "tooth" mouth shape to me, I had no choice but to change back to the original shape, picked up a glass of milk and a piece of bread, and was about to turn around to find a place.

"Mao-san, you forgot to take your favorite fried egg." One of Okita's hands grabbed my arm, as if kindly reminding me.

A cross appeared on my forehead, and I walked back, picked up a plate of fried eggs, and slammed it on Okita Sougo's face! ...Of course I can only think so.I picked up the fried egg, and Sougo Sougo, who pretended to be grateful, nodded, his eyes wandered around the table, looking for a place where there were few people.

"It's hard for me to have a good relationship with Mao-san. Doesn't Mao-san take this opportunity to sit with me and have a good breakfast?" Sougo Okita patted me on the shoulder, saying yes I showed a harmless smile.

Shit!Harmless to humans and animals!I see Shenwei laughing like this every time before killing someone!You can't fool me!

I tried my best to make a subtle and distorted smile, and nodded.Listen to you, I will listen to you until my tooth is filled!

Okita took the tray and sat across from Mr. Hijikata, and then patted his right hand, motioning for me to sit over.I breathed a sigh of relief.If I get closer to Mr. Hijikata, Okita's attention may be drawn away by Mr. Hijikata, and my pressure will be less.Moreover, Mr. Hijikata is reliable and reasonable. If Okita makes some unreasonable demands again, he will definitely stop him.

Thinking of this, I showed Mr. Hijikata a somewhat bitter smile.

"Hey, Chen Luosang, are you okay..."

"Mao-san, if you want to have a good relationship with me, don't go to see Mr. Hijikata." Okita grabbed the collar around my neck and pulled it in his direction, interrupting Mr. Hijikata's words.If I hadn't reacted quickly, my nose would have hit this guy's shoulder.

How can it be repaired!The collar wasn't tight enough, I almost forgot I had it!My nails popped out of the hand holding Okita.However, I took a deep breath and suppressed the thought of cutting the thing off with a claw.

Anger made me tremble all over, but I tried my best to pretend to be obedient and nodded.

This is enough for everyone to notice the scene here.In their eyes, it was just a girl who was trembling with fear (anger), her eyes were red, and she was aggrieved and obedient to the words of the Okita ghost.

I quickly drank the milk, tore the bread into small strips and stuffed them into my mouth. I looked at the fried eggs with a troubled expression on my face.How can I eat this thing without opening my mouth wide and without spreading egg yolk everywhere? !

I was about to give up when I saw Okita Sougo looking straight at me.

I just raised my body and fell again.

Want to change back to a cat?Even if it's a little weird... I can't care so much now!

However, just as I was about to transform, Okita seemed to read my mind, and said in advance: "I want to see how Maosang bites open an fried egg with her tiger teeth. Please grant me this request."

Even with honorifics, this is a naked threat!It also specifically mentioned the little tiger teeth that I no longer have!

My nails unsheathed in an instant and dug into the table, making a harsh sound.

"Hey, Chen Luosang, have you been caught by Sougo?" Mr. Hijikata asked.

Mr. Hijikata!You are so smart!You are right!

I was so moved that I was on the verge of tears. Although I really wanted to signal for help again, I was ordered not to look at Mr. Hijikata.I pursed my lips and shook my head.

"What's going on with those three people?" There was a whispering voice from one side of the table.

"I don't know... Wasn't Chen Luosang still on good terms with Mr. Hijikata yesterday? He was still grabbing the hem of his clothes!"

"Yeah, I'm still wondering if Chen Luosang likes Mr. Hijikata."

"Yeah, Luosang Chen yesterday was full of femininity. Didn't you say that when you meet someone you like, no matter how cruel a woman is, she will show her tender side?"

"Then what's the matter with Mr. Okita?"

"Take love with a knife?"

"...But Captain Okita and Chen Luosang haven't dealt with each other all this time, haven't they?"

"You're stupid, the way teenagers show their love is to deliberately tease each other with a bad attitude!"

"Oh, by the way, that should be Captain Okita's collar on Chen Luosang's neck, right?"

"It should be, I saw her this morning who seemed to be Captain Okita..." Yamazaki Tei's voice suddenly cut in.

"Eh--"

"That Chen Luosang?!" A group of people were in an uproar.

I don't know if the guys next to me heard it, anyway, I heard everything everyone said clearly.These guys!Is it because the team rules are not strict enough or is the hidden JUNMP ugly?Why so gossip!When my cat ears are deaf!

I gritted my teeth, held up the plate to cover my face, swallowed the fried egg whole in a very stupid way, and stuck out my tongue to lick the egg yolk from my mouth.I grabbed the chopsticks, turned around, and quickly flung them towards the group of gossiping people.The chopsticks passed between the group of people, accurately brushed the ears of two people, and nailed them into the wooden pillars. The tails of the chopsticks were still vibrating and buzzing.

There was a dead silence, except for the sound of me trying to take a deep breath to calm my anger.

"... Chen Luosang... are you crying?" Kondo-san widened his eyes and looked at me in shock.

Um?I cried?I froze for a moment, wiped my face, and sure enough, I felt the wet tears. I sniffed it under my nose, and I could still distinguish the salty taste in it.

Probably because of insomnia, my eyes were full of bloodshot eyes, tears were easy to produce, but I was so angry that I accidentally shed them.What's even worse is that when the tears stimulated my dry and sensitive eyes, they secreted more tears, which even blurred my vision.But no matter how I explain it, I showed such a shameful side in front of the Shinsengumi people.

"Don't look." I just wanted to open my mouth to yell, but suddenly I closed my mouth tightly again, and in the end it was only a few syllables that only I could understand.

"Hey... Hey! You! Hurry up and apologize!" Mr. Hijikata stammered.

"Ah, ah... I'm sorry, Chen Luosang!"

"Chen Luosang, I'm sorry!"

"Chen Luosang..."

enough!I didn't cry!I'm just a little angry, and I just can't explain it!I don't want to cause trouble for Mr. Hijikata and everyone!

I couldn't help but get angrier, not only to Okita, but to the rest of the Shinsengumi, and also to myself.I bent down and made an attacking posture, but suddenly changed back into the form of a cat, jumped out, flew past the feet of everyone, and slipped out of the door.I saw Mr. Hijikata trying to stop me, and I also saw some players making defensive gestures.But I won't hurt them, I don't want to trouble others, I just want to scare them.

Running away like this shouldn't make me look so embarrassing.And it made me a little bit happier to see them scared.

If I heard what they were whispering in the restaurant afterward, Chen Luosang was a little cute today, I would definitely regret not actually launching an attack.