[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I grumbled in my throat and turned onto the roof of the village.After those guys said it, I realized that my performance today was really embarrassing. I actually cried out because of fear and grievance, which caused Mr. Hijikata a lot of trouble.I clenched my fists and swore to myself, I can't cry anymore, I want to do something happy and cheer up!

correct!Little Kagura!I haven't had time to play the little kagura ten times today!

"Little Kagura is super cute today! Little Kagura is also super handsome today! Little Kagura is also full of energy today! Little Kagura is also my little angel today!"

"Meow meow meow meow is so noisy! Spring has already passed, is Maosang's puberty just now?" Okita, who couldn't understand the cuteness of little Kagura all his life, looked at the roof with a dead face. Roaring.

"Get out." I said angrily.

The guy looked at my face carefully, and suddenly showed a weird smile.

It’s over.

The hair on my body exploded all of a sudden, and just as I was about to turn around and run, he turned over and jumped onto the roof, grabbing my neck.The key was caught, and I froze.

Damn, isn't this guy human?Where did such incredible physical abilities come from?I cursed in my heart, shut my mouth tightly, and silently said in my heart that Okita should not find out.

But it's too late.Okita's hand slid down my neck to my cheeks, found the right position, and squeezed hard, forcing me to open a slit slightly.

"I was a little concerned before. Isn't that canine tooth of yours always very long, with a tip protruding from your mouth? No matter how I look at it today, one of them seems to be missing. Sure enough..." He put me Tilting my head back, I was forced to show my upper teeth.Then, he looked at me with a scheming smile.

"In addition to the canine teeth, did you also have two broken front teeth?" His voice was not rushed.

In fact, there are two more.I replied in my heart, struggling hard, but my head remained motionless.My eye sockets were red again, this time from anger.

"Now, do you want to think about it, what are you going to do for me as a hush money?"

This is the laugh!It made me decide not to get along well with this person from now on!So twisted!What a ghost!Ever since I saw that smile, the instinct of the beast told me!This guy is a pervert!

My body was visibly petrified.

Transformed into a cat shape and washed my body briefly, I shook off the water all over my body, and walked to Mr. Hijikata's room in such a wet state.I have always been the first Shinsengumi to enter the bathroom, in order to take care of other humans.Although I don't care about the gender of humans at all, it's okay to take a shower with people after turning into a cat.

"Mr. Hijikata, I'm coming in." I knocked on the door.I know that the volume of my speech is very low now, Mr. Hijikata should not be able to hear me.After waiting for a few seconds, I opened the door.

"Oh, you're here." Mr. Tukata concentrated on correcting the paperwork without raising his head.There is another small table opposite him, with paper and pens ready.That was prepared for me to write a review. Mr. Hijikata has not forgotten that I drove illegally without a license today.However, he postponed the deduction of wages and gave me this month's salary in advance. I am already very grateful.

I sighed, sat across from him, and started thinking.The sound of water dripping on the tatami was heard, and Mr. Hijikata raised his head.

"Chen Luosang, why don't you blow dry your hair?"

"Cats don't even like hair dryers," I mumbled.

Mr. Hijikata got up, and then threw a snow-white towel on my head. If I hadn't reacted quickly, the towel might have been rubbed with ink.

"Dry your hair, it's very troublesome for the water to drip on the floor of my room." Mr. Hijikata sat back again.

I nodded my thanks and wrapped my hair in a towel so it wouldn't drip on the floor.Then, I propped my chin again, thinking about what to write next.I heard Mr. Hijikata sigh weakly.

I raised my head to look at Mr. Hijikata, only to find a row of eyes protruding from the crack in the door behind Mr. Hijikata.Very good, Okita Ghost Animal, Yamazaki-san, Kondo-san, the muttering guy from the second team today, and the bald man from the fourth team, I remember you all.

Throwing things at them at this time would disturb Mr. Hijikata's work. As usual, I would definitely grin my teeth and intimidate them, but now, I can only show my claws at them, and lower my head to compile a review.Perhaps in their eyes, the act of me raising my hand in front of my face and grabbing them is no different from being cute, that bastard Okita is definitely laughing at my stupidity in my heart.

As a cat demon, I really don't know how to express human language, let alone write it in words.It took me a long time to write the [-]-word review, and I insisted that Mr. Hijikata finish approving all the documents, take a shower, and smoke two cigarettes to wait for me.

I handed in a review full of redactions, and I bowed to express my apologies, then changed back into the posture of a cat, bounced and ran away a few times.Mr. Hijikata never cared where I slept at night. I often turned into a cat, and I just found a place to make do with it. Sometimes it was in a tree, sometimes it was on the roof, and sometimes it was under the floor.As long as there is any closet in a room that is clean and does not smell like uncles, there will be a black cat suddenly jumping out the next morning.The team members also used my presence in their room as a standard for cleaning the room.

But I never went to Kondo-san's room because the uncle stinks; I also didn't go to Mr. Hijikata's room, he always works late, I don't want to distract him; Sougo's room has not been visited.That guy is too dangerous and I don't want to be with him.

Since my first day at Shinsengumi, I've had a bit of an issue with him.Originally, like Xiao Kagura, he had a pair of round eyes, which was quite pleasing to me, but the first sentence of his serious conversation with me was to ask me how tall I was.I replied 1.7 meters, the same height as him, and he was a little upset at the time.

Later, Xiao Kagura and I made an appointment to wear cheongsam together. That day I put on a pair of shoes with some heels, and I glanced at him when I went out. Maybe he took it as a provocation. Since then, the relationship between me and him It's never been better.

Ah, by the way, when he knew that I was a cat demon, he started talking about something that a guy like this is usually very proud, but after a little training|teaching, he would succumb, and then tried to make me obedient, call him master, bring me Put on the collars and chains he gave.I remember that I replied to him at that time: "Dream."

I quite like the collar as a necklace. If Xiao Kagura gave me one, I would have no problem wearing it every day, but if it was given by Okita Onisu, then I would definitely split him in two with my nails.

Now, the room I'm going to belongs to Okita Sougo.He used my teeth to threaten me to go to his room at night, or he would tell everyone. The photos he took today about my teeth were turned into leaflets and distributed on the street.Even though my eyes are red with anger, and I wish I could send this guy into the ground at the speed of light, I have no choice but to go.Although I can't see it normally, I still want to save face.

Chong Tian Guishou leaned against the door of the room, yawning and wiping his knife.

"Why don't you just fall asleep so sleepy, and then you fell down and just cut your throat?" At this time, everyone was asleep, and I finally didn't have to worry about my teeth, and I could speak clearly.

"Heh." Okita Sougo grinned, swung his head into the room, and made way for him.

I rushed in and huddled in a corner, not wanting to pay attention to this brat.

A collar was thrown in front of me, and I opened my eyes to take a look.

"Transform into a human form and bring it with you." Okita's voice sounded from above my head.I looked up and looked at him.From this angle, Okita looked unusually tall.I suddenly became irritable, suddenly changed back to human form, and stood up.Being on the same level as this guy gave me a little bit of mental balance.

Okita didn't seem to care about my provocation at all, and raised his chin slightly. "Kneel down and bring it yourself."

"Go to hell..."

"Maosang's..."

Before I finished cursing, Okita Sougo started shouting regardless of everyone's sleep!I quickly pounced and covered his mouth.

My eye sockets are red again.

"I'll do as you say." I gritted my teeth, knelt on the ground, and picked up the collar.The cat demon has no idea about the kneeling posture, but it is too bad to wear this guy's collar and the feeling of being overlooked.My tears fell again, this time from excessive anger.

"Very good, from now on, you have to call me the master. Remember?" Okita Kisou triumphantly.

"Privately, if there is a third person present, I won't do it."

"Then put on the matching chains."

"Don't even think about it!" I rolled my eyes.

"Mother cat, it's not up to you to decide." Okita said disdainfully.

I raised my toes, landed on all fours, arched my back slightly, and made a ready attack posture.I wouldn't really kill him, but it's such a disgrace, I'm absolutely unwilling to accept it.I hope he can realize that in front of him is a beast with an immortal body.

"Well, □□ still has to be done step by step, so I'll be very kind." Okita finally let go. "Now turn back into a cat and show your belly."

This is a feline gesture of submission.I was trembling with anger, just about to express my resistance, but Chong Tian said again: "Tooth."

I shut my mouth and tried to meditate that I just turned over to a more comfortable position, exposing my belly.Okita seemed to be getting impatient waiting for me to slowly turn over, he casually pulled out his saber to check its sharpness, and glanced casually at my newly exposed belly.

A chill went down my spine.This bastard was definitely threatening me just now, right?It's definitely trying to make up for what it's like to be slashed on my belly, right!The ghost animal is so scary, so scary, so scary... I trembled and bared my teeth at him.

He smiled, and stroked the soft fur on my stomach, as if confirming the feel.

"Ah... I'm so sleepy." Okita yawned a lot, with a little tear in his eyes. "I'm going to sleep first, the collar is not allowed to be removed."