[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first
Chapter 2 No matter what kind of shaking S is not a good person
Dentistry in Edo has always been terribly expensive. I have almost no savings, and it will take a long time to save money if I want to get my teeth filled.And the culprit, Sakata Gintoki, must also pay a certain amount of compensation.
My tears couldn't be stopped because of my grievance, Yinsang looked a little flustered.
"Chen Luo, don't cry now. You see, a girl like you is holding me and crying all the time. It won't affect others if they see it. Yinsang, I will find a way for you. In short, don't cry. "
My name is Chen Luo, and I am Chen Luo, one of the three major mercenary races in the universe who is known for fighting in unity.The name of the youkai is not to be told casually to others, but I don't have a name at all.When I met Shenwei, I casually glanced at the bold and enlarged name in the magazine he was reading, and called him Chen Luo.It was precisely because of this name that it attracted Shenwei's attention.
"I don't even want to cry, okay! If I could stop, I would have stopped!" I choked up.Without my teeth, I seemed to be unable to control the flustered and wronged emotions, the tears flowed uncontrollably, and I didn't even have the confidence to speak.
"It's the first time I've made a girl cry. Speaking of which, how do I coax a girl to cry? Didn't Yinsang come and apologize? What should I do next? Do I need Yinsang to hug and hold her high?" Is it tall?" Yinsang plucked her hair in distress, spinning around in place.
We are still in this deserted alley, and many people on the street know me, and I don't want others to see such a shameful side of me.
"Who wants you to kiss, hug, and hold you high! Strictly speaking, am I older than you?" I said angrily, tore off a piece of clothes, carefully wrapped my teeth, put them in my pocket, and then changed back to In the form of a cat, he jumped onto Yinsang's shoulder. "Take me to the dentist."
Yinsang then took me to the entrance of an extremely dilapidated dentist's shop, which was very unreliable at first glance.As soon as I approached the store door, the hairs all over my body exploded.I remember this place. Once, Mr. Hijikata got cavities from eating too much mayonnaise. He took leave that day to go to the dentist, but when he came back, he had a huge wound on his stomach.According to him, the dentist added a domestic robot to his stomach.At that time, the smell on his body was exactly the same as that of this store.
This bastard, Sakata Gintoki, actually took me to a black shop!
Although I couldn't speak out in the form of a cat because I was on the street, I still tried my best to show my whole-body resistance.
Sakata Gintoki looked at me blankly as if he didn't know why: "What's wrong? Don't you want to go to the dentist?" For some reason, I seemed to see a shadow of Okita ghost on his face.
I was wrong, I originally thought that this natural roll was just a bit decadent, and still had a sense of justice, but I didn't expect it to have the same bad taste as Okita Ghost Animal.
The tears that I had slightly reduced just now came out again because of anger.
"Go to hell!" I held his earlobe in my mouth and cursed in a low voice.
"Well, Yinsang is just teasing you." Yinsang put on a joking face.
Shit!If I hadn't blown my hair just now, you definitely planned to fool me casually in this place!I let out a low grunting sound from my throat, and my nails stuck out and dug into Yinsang's shoulder.
"Sister Chenluo, look, Yinsang's family is very poor, and even the little Kagura has to rely on you to support him. Can you just find a random family for filling teeth..."
"Meow!" No way!Absolutely not!Must have the best!That's my tooth!It's the cat demon's tiger teeth!It's the main fighting force, you know, bastard!I hissed.
"Isn't it okay to have a discussion? The money Yinsang got from this entrustment can only barely survive this month..."
"Meow!" Then go and take on more jobs for me and make money, bastard!
"Then... How about relaxing the deadline a bit? Don't you think you are a very powerful cat demon? Maybe you will grow new teeth yourself?"
"Meow..." I hesitated.I am indeed very strong, yes, but the wound heals quickly every time, almost scabs after the bleeding stops.But now my gums have stopped bleeding long ago, but they are still bare, with no teeth at all.
"Meow!" No way!no!Absolutely not!You will pay for my teeth!This guy was almost fooled!This guy is so toothless!Kicking out the girl's teeth and trying to play tricks!How shameless!Obviously all the teeth are still so shameless!
Thinking of the missing teeth, I couldn't help but burst into tears again.
The sky was getting dark, and before I knew it, Yinsang sent me back to the Shinsengumi.From afar, I saw Tufang-san leaning against the gate, with puffs of smoke rising from the cigarette in his mouth.
"Hey, that nicotine-poisoned tax thief over there has brought back the cats in your team!" Yinsang said, and was about to hand me the back of the neck to Tufang.
With a scream of meow, I avoided Sakata Gintoki's claws, threw myself into Hijikata-san's arms, changed back into a human form, and suddenly burst into tears.
"Hey! What's the matter?" Tufang was taken aback, and hurriedly supported me who was crying and looking heartbroken.I have never even expressed my grievances, let alone cried like this.
"Hey, hey! Don't be like this! It looks like Yin-san, I have done something too much!" Sakata Gintoki looked at me who was about to lose my breath from crying, and opened his eyes wide in shock.
Probably because of the presence of another person, I had to confess my humiliation to more people, and the grievance in my heart suddenly doubled. "Obviously... You obviously did something too much! You took my most precious, most precious woo..." I was out of breath from crying, and my leaky teeth told me to always be careful not to open my mouth wide and expose Such a shameful thing that one sentence was slurred.
Hijikata looked at Sakata Yinshi's eyes gradually changed, and Yinsang's expression also became frightened. "Hey! Yinsang, I didn't do anything! At least I didn't do the bad things you thought!"
"Then what the hell did you bastard do!" Hijikata looked like he was about to draw his sword.
"My tooth... my most precious tooth was kicked off by him..." I finally got the point.
"It's okay, but fortunately it's just a tooth, and nothing irreparable happened." Tufang heaved a sigh of relief.
"What do you mean it's just one tooth! All five teeth are broken!" I roared angrily, but the momentum was not the same as usual, it was really like a cat meowing.
I tugged at the corner of Tufang's clothes, motioned him to bow his head, and after a long time of psychological struggle, I finally overcome the humiliation in my heart and raised my head, slightly opened my mouth towards him, revealing the two broken teeth on the lower layer. The front teeth, and the tiger teeth on the upper left that have disappeared.Just doing this action brought tears to my eyes again.
"This bastard still refuses to spend money to take me to the best dental hospital to fill my teeth!" I gripped the corner of Hijikata's clothes, pointed at Yin Sakata, and complained in a low voice, "The teeth of the cat demon are really precious!"
Hijikata rubbed my head, I don't know why, at that moment, I seemed to feel the warmth of a loving father, after that, I couldn't stop crying again.The earth said something to Yinsang, which seemed to be an arrest and a fine warning, and then Yinsang finally agreed to scrape together the money within a week and take me to the best dental hospital.
Yinsang walked away with a dejected look on her face, and Tufang rubbed my hair again, her tone of voice seemed to be a little softer than usual. "I'll give you this month's salary in advance. If it's not enough, you can ask me to borrow it. Let's go, it's time for dinner."
"Hmm." I nodded.Mr. Hijikata is really reliable. Although I have never had a father, if I can choose, I would like Mr. Hijikata to be my father.
Perhaps because of the lack of a powerful means of attack, the hidden insecurity in my heart began to leak out more or less.As soon as Mr. Tukata stepped forward and walked in front, I couldn't help but grabbed the hem of the coat that was draped over his arm, and followed him step by step.
At this time, I didn't realize how abnormal and inappropriate the behavior of me and Tufang seemed at this time.
The Zhenxuan group had a special offer of stewed ribs that night. If I were the usual me, I would have howled and robbed it with the group of hungry men.And tonight, I received my spare rib soup, but I tugged at the corner of Mr. Hijikata's clothes and looked at him for help.
"Huh?" Mr. Hijikata turned to look at me.
"Ribs……"
"What?" Maybe my voice was too low, Mr. Hijikata asked again.
"Please... help me get rid of the ribs..." I raised my voice slightly, and before Mr. Hijikata could answer, I put the ribs into his bowl.
I don't know whose chopsticks fell off, and there was a crisp click.Mr. Hijikata looked around with stern eyes, and a large group of people who watched the theater immediately pretended to be engrossed in eating.
Of course, there are people who are not afraid of Mr. Hijikata's majesty.
"Hey, is it real or not?" Okita suddenly took the bowl and moved to my side, his gaze swiveling between Mr. Hijikata and me. "Then Maosang, did you give me all your spare ribs?"
My hand speed increased suddenly, and I stuffed the remaining ribs into Mr. Hijikata's bowl, then quickly held the bowl and moved away from Okita Sougo.I would rather pack the ribs and send them all the way to Dingchun than give them to Sougo Okita, that dead ghost who has always been at odds with me.What's more, Mr. Hijikata helped me today.
"Hey... Sure enough, there's something else?" Okita propped his chin, and looked up and down my body with interest, as if he was looking for some evidence.
"Zou Wu, don't make trouble, Chen Luosang is a woman after all." Mr. Hijikata persuaded.
There was another sound of chopsticks dropping in shock.
"Didn't you, Hijikata-san, take the lead in emphasizing not to treat Mao-san as a woman?" Okita Kisou refused to let go.
"Huh." I snorted out of my nose and ignored him.However, when it was time to open my mouth to eat, I hesitated again.If I continue to eat and drink as usual, Okita will definitely find out the shameful fact that I have lost a few teeth.Of all the people present, he was the last person I wanted to be discovered.
For the first time in history, my eating habits have become more refined.I even moved my legs together and sipped the soup without making a sound.
"Hey, why did I suddenly feel that Chen Luosang is a little cute?" a guy from the second division muttered in a low voice.
"Me too," muttered one of his teammates.
"Well, don't be so surprised, Chen Luosang is a beauty! Hahaha!" Kondo-san laughed.
I stood up, took a piece of paper to wipe my mouth, crumpled it up and threw it into the trash can, gave them a vicious look, turned and left the restaurant.
"...and suddenly became gentler than before." The guy from the second team who spoke for the first time added without fear of death.
The fingernails popped out of my hand in the pocket for a moment, poking several holes in the pocket.Damn, didn't he just bark his teeth and growl at you like usual?At that time, you stinky men complained that I was too fierce and ruined a good face!If I hadn't lost my teeth, I would definitely have bitten your throat!Tell you to experience the strong bite force of cats!If I don't ask you to enter the CPU, I'm not a qualified cat demon!
My tears couldn't be stopped because of my grievance, Yinsang looked a little flustered.
"Chen Luo, don't cry now. You see, a girl like you is holding me and crying all the time. It won't affect others if they see it. Yinsang, I will find a way for you. In short, don't cry. "
My name is Chen Luo, and I am Chen Luo, one of the three major mercenary races in the universe who is known for fighting in unity.The name of the youkai is not to be told casually to others, but I don't have a name at all.When I met Shenwei, I casually glanced at the bold and enlarged name in the magazine he was reading, and called him Chen Luo.It was precisely because of this name that it attracted Shenwei's attention.
"I don't even want to cry, okay! If I could stop, I would have stopped!" I choked up.Without my teeth, I seemed to be unable to control the flustered and wronged emotions, the tears flowed uncontrollably, and I didn't even have the confidence to speak.
"It's the first time I've made a girl cry. Speaking of which, how do I coax a girl to cry? Didn't Yinsang come and apologize? What should I do next? Do I need Yinsang to hug and hold her high?" Is it tall?" Yinsang plucked her hair in distress, spinning around in place.
We are still in this deserted alley, and many people on the street know me, and I don't want others to see such a shameful side of me.
"Who wants you to kiss, hug, and hold you high! Strictly speaking, am I older than you?" I said angrily, tore off a piece of clothes, carefully wrapped my teeth, put them in my pocket, and then changed back to In the form of a cat, he jumped onto Yinsang's shoulder. "Take me to the dentist."
Yinsang then took me to the entrance of an extremely dilapidated dentist's shop, which was very unreliable at first glance.As soon as I approached the store door, the hairs all over my body exploded.I remember this place. Once, Mr. Hijikata got cavities from eating too much mayonnaise. He took leave that day to go to the dentist, but when he came back, he had a huge wound on his stomach.According to him, the dentist added a domestic robot to his stomach.At that time, the smell on his body was exactly the same as that of this store.
This bastard, Sakata Gintoki, actually took me to a black shop!
Although I couldn't speak out in the form of a cat because I was on the street, I still tried my best to show my whole-body resistance.
Sakata Gintoki looked at me blankly as if he didn't know why: "What's wrong? Don't you want to go to the dentist?" For some reason, I seemed to see a shadow of Okita ghost on his face.
I was wrong, I originally thought that this natural roll was just a bit decadent, and still had a sense of justice, but I didn't expect it to have the same bad taste as Okita Ghost Animal.
The tears that I had slightly reduced just now came out again because of anger.
"Go to hell!" I held his earlobe in my mouth and cursed in a low voice.
"Well, Yinsang is just teasing you." Yinsang put on a joking face.
Shit!If I hadn't blown my hair just now, you definitely planned to fool me casually in this place!I let out a low grunting sound from my throat, and my nails stuck out and dug into Yinsang's shoulder.
"Sister Chenluo, look, Yinsang's family is very poor, and even the little Kagura has to rely on you to support him. Can you just find a random family for filling teeth..."
"Meow!" No way!Absolutely not!Must have the best!That's my tooth!It's the cat demon's tiger teeth!It's the main fighting force, you know, bastard!I hissed.
"Isn't it okay to have a discussion? The money Yinsang got from this entrustment can only barely survive this month..."
"Meow!" Then go and take on more jobs for me and make money, bastard!
"Then... How about relaxing the deadline a bit? Don't you think you are a very powerful cat demon? Maybe you will grow new teeth yourself?"
"Meow..." I hesitated.I am indeed very strong, yes, but the wound heals quickly every time, almost scabs after the bleeding stops.But now my gums have stopped bleeding long ago, but they are still bare, with no teeth at all.
"Meow!" No way!no!Absolutely not!You will pay for my teeth!This guy was almost fooled!This guy is so toothless!Kicking out the girl's teeth and trying to play tricks!How shameless!Obviously all the teeth are still so shameless!
Thinking of the missing teeth, I couldn't help but burst into tears again.
The sky was getting dark, and before I knew it, Yinsang sent me back to the Shinsengumi.From afar, I saw Tufang-san leaning against the gate, with puffs of smoke rising from the cigarette in his mouth.
"Hey, that nicotine-poisoned tax thief over there has brought back the cats in your team!" Yinsang said, and was about to hand me the back of the neck to Tufang.
With a scream of meow, I avoided Sakata Gintoki's claws, threw myself into Hijikata-san's arms, changed back into a human form, and suddenly burst into tears.
"Hey! What's the matter?" Tufang was taken aback, and hurriedly supported me who was crying and looking heartbroken.I have never even expressed my grievances, let alone cried like this.
"Hey, hey! Don't be like this! It looks like Yin-san, I have done something too much!" Sakata Gintoki looked at me who was about to lose my breath from crying, and opened his eyes wide in shock.
Probably because of the presence of another person, I had to confess my humiliation to more people, and the grievance in my heart suddenly doubled. "Obviously... You obviously did something too much! You took my most precious, most precious woo..." I was out of breath from crying, and my leaky teeth told me to always be careful not to open my mouth wide and expose Such a shameful thing that one sentence was slurred.
Hijikata looked at Sakata Yinshi's eyes gradually changed, and Yinsang's expression also became frightened. "Hey! Yinsang, I didn't do anything! At least I didn't do the bad things you thought!"
"Then what the hell did you bastard do!" Hijikata looked like he was about to draw his sword.
"My tooth... my most precious tooth was kicked off by him..." I finally got the point.
"It's okay, but fortunately it's just a tooth, and nothing irreparable happened." Tufang heaved a sigh of relief.
"What do you mean it's just one tooth! All five teeth are broken!" I roared angrily, but the momentum was not the same as usual, it was really like a cat meowing.
I tugged at the corner of Tufang's clothes, motioned him to bow his head, and after a long time of psychological struggle, I finally overcome the humiliation in my heart and raised my head, slightly opened my mouth towards him, revealing the two broken teeth on the lower layer. The front teeth, and the tiger teeth on the upper left that have disappeared.Just doing this action brought tears to my eyes again.
"This bastard still refuses to spend money to take me to the best dental hospital to fill my teeth!" I gripped the corner of Hijikata's clothes, pointed at Yin Sakata, and complained in a low voice, "The teeth of the cat demon are really precious!"
Hijikata rubbed my head, I don't know why, at that moment, I seemed to feel the warmth of a loving father, after that, I couldn't stop crying again.The earth said something to Yinsang, which seemed to be an arrest and a fine warning, and then Yinsang finally agreed to scrape together the money within a week and take me to the best dental hospital.
Yinsang walked away with a dejected look on her face, and Tufang rubbed my hair again, her tone of voice seemed to be a little softer than usual. "I'll give you this month's salary in advance. If it's not enough, you can ask me to borrow it. Let's go, it's time for dinner."
"Hmm." I nodded.Mr. Hijikata is really reliable. Although I have never had a father, if I can choose, I would like Mr. Hijikata to be my father.
Perhaps because of the lack of a powerful means of attack, the hidden insecurity in my heart began to leak out more or less.As soon as Mr. Tukata stepped forward and walked in front, I couldn't help but grabbed the hem of the coat that was draped over his arm, and followed him step by step.
At this time, I didn't realize how abnormal and inappropriate the behavior of me and Tufang seemed at this time.
The Zhenxuan group had a special offer of stewed ribs that night. If I were the usual me, I would have howled and robbed it with the group of hungry men.And tonight, I received my spare rib soup, but I tugged at the corner of Mr. Hijikata's clothes and looked at him for help.
"Huh?" Mr. Hijikata turned to look at me.
"Ribs……"
"What?" Maybe my voice was too low, Mr. Hijikata asked again.
"Please... help me get rid of the ribs..." I raised my voice slightly, and before Mr. Hijikata could answer, I put the ribs into his bowl.
I don't know whose chopsticks fell off, and there was a crisp click.Mr. Hijikata looked around with stern eyes, and a large group of people who watched the theater immediately pretended to be engrossed in eating.
Of course, there are people who are not afraid of Mr. Hijikata's majesty.
"Hey, is it real or not?" Okita suddenly took the bowl and moved to my side, his gaze swiveling between Mr. Hijikata and me. "Then Maosang, did you give me all your spare ribs?"
My hand speed increased suddenly, and I stuffed the remaining ribs into Mr. Hijikata's bowl, then quickly held the bowl and moved away from Okita Sougo.I would rather pack the ribs and send them all the way to Dingchun than give them to Sougo Okita, that dead ghost who has always been at odds with me.What's more, Mr. Hijikata helped me today.
"Hey... Sure enough, there's something else?" Okita propped his chin, and looked up and down my body with interest, as if he was looking for some evidence.
"Zou Wu, don't make trouble, Chen Luosang is a woman after all." Mr. Hijikata persuaded.
There was another sound of chopsticks dropping in shock.
"Didn't you, Hijikata-san, take the lead in emphasizing not to treat Mao-san as a woman?" Okita Kisou refused to let go.
"Huh." I snorted out of my nose and ignored him.However, when it was time to open my mouth to eat, I hesitated again.If I continue to eat and drink as usual, Okita will definitely find out the shameful fact that I have lost a few teeth.Of all the people present, he was the last person I wanted to be discovered.
For the first time in history, my eating habits have become more refined.I even moved my legs together and sipped the soup without making a sound.
"Hey, why did I suddenly feel that Chen Luosang is a little cute?" a guy from the second division muttered in a low voice.
"Me too," muttered one of his teammates.
"Well, don't be so surprised, Chen Luosang is a beauty! Hahaha!" Kondo-san laughed.
I stood up, took a piece of paper to wipe my mouth, crumpled it up and threw it into the trash can, gave them a vicious look, turned and left the restaurant.
"...and suddenly became gentler than before." The guy from the second team who spoke for the first time added without fear of death.
The fingernails popped out of my hand in the pocket for a moment, poking several holes in the pocket.Damn, didn't he just bark his teeth and growl at you like usual?At that time, you stinky men complained that I was too fierce and ruined a good face!If I hadn't lost my teeth, I would definitely have bitten your throat!Tell you to experience the strong bite force of cats!If I don't ask you to enter the CPU, I'm not a qualified cat demon!
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