[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Let me introduce myself first.I'm a cat demon. In the world of Yin fucking, it's really rare that I'm an authentic cat demon.

Like all the girls in Silver Fuck, my force value is very high, very high, so high that it is on par with the Yetu clan.But unlike other girls, I am more skinny, I will not die, and I have no awareness of my female identity, and I only see myself as a creature.

Kamui and I are good fight buddies, as a guy who likes to fight, it's great to meet another guy who likes to fight, but outside of fighting, that dead kid from Kamui is not cute at all of.In his view, besides making him happy, my remaining value is that I may give birth to stronger children.

As a kid, he actually urged me to marry like my elders. Not only that, but he also said, "If you find the right one, bring it and fight with me. If I win, you can have my child." "If you are so stupid, of course the result is that the two of us started dismantling the spaceship again, and Afutu ended up with a bitter face.

But recently I seldom go to him, because he is in collusion with the ghost soldiers.Although it is a shame, I have to admit that I am actually a little afraid of Takasugi Shinsuke, who is not afraid of anything.Speaking of reasons, curiosity killed the cat.This common saying goes well, the ancients never deceived me.

I slipped from Chunyu's boat to the ghost soldier's boat, turned back into a cat shape, looked around, bumped into Takasugi Shinsuke's room by mistake.I have always liked men's clothing, and Shinsuke Takasugi's Kingdee yukata made me interested.I changed back into a human form and wanted to try it on, but I accidentally knocked off his cigarette rod and broke it. It happened that he came back at this time. Although I quickly changed back to the form of a cat, I was still caught by this guy. is on.

That bastard Kamui actually mentioned me to Shinsuke Takasugi, so the moment he saw me, he knew my true identity.The most terrible thing is that he also grabbed the back of my neck.

Since I became conscious, I have never asked anyone to touch the back of my neck. I know that as long as the back of the cat’s neck is caught, it will not dare to move, because it symbolizes the control of the superiors over the inferiors, such as cats. Mother.At that moment, in the hands of Shinsuke Takasugi, I was as stiff as a rock, and the majestic existence of Shinsuke Takasugi's elders immediately stood in my heart.

He asked me to join the ghost army, but I sternly rejected him. If I had to say why, it was because his philosophy was at odds with mine. What's more, my official job was opposite to his.

Ah, I forgot to mention, my full-time job is the foreign aid of the Shinsengumi, that is, a part-time job.My job is no different from other team members, that is, patrolling, fighting and charging.

Given that I only want to take care of food and a very low salary, I am highly skilled in martial arts and I am immortal, and most importantly, I have no awareness of gender, so that my usual behavior is so rough that no one can realize that I am actually a female , At the same time, I often appeared in the form of a cat during the internal activities of the Shinsengumi, and only changed back to a human form when I went out. Mr. Hijikata hired me after careful consideration.

When I was in the hands of Takasugi, I dare not say that the drugs they transported to Edo several times were seized only by my sense of smell, latent ability and sensitivity.

But I don't really take my duties so seriously, at least for Katsura Kotaro, I'm very open-minded.I like him very much, and I will pinch his meat balls when he becomes a cat.If I had to choose a male master, or, to put it another way, a marriage partner, I would be reluctant to choose him.If anything, I like his hair.I have no resistance to all the smooth black hair, especially wigs with long hair for a man.

That's right, because I am a black and straight, I like black and straight, regardless of gender.The guy with the wig didn't know anything about it. He didn't even know that the Shinsengumi working policeman who often licked his belly, pinched his meat balls and watered him was a living thing.

Ah, by the way, when it comes to hair, I have to mention Gintoki Sakata's hair.

Silver natural curly, if it is not comfortable to step on it, I can't help but follow him to the barber shop to get it dyed black and straightened.Sakata Gintoki's hair is always knotted, and every time I can't help but use my claws to straighten it out for him, although in his view, I'm just trying to pull his hair.

My relationship with Wanshiwu has always been very good. I am a frequent visitor there, but I never ask them to do things for me when I go there. Instead, I would bring a lot of snacks and help Xinbaji clean up the house together.If I'm on vacation, I'll work for Wanshiwu for free, and I'll help them pay for wine and lurk behind the scenes, that is, Universal Backpack.If you want to say what attracts me in Wanshiwu, of course it is my dear little Kagura! ! !

Little Kagura is my belief!Be my angel!It's my charger!For her, I am willing to do anything!All my money went into the belly of the small Kagura, and one of my daily routines is to play the small Kagura ten times a day!

Sougo Okita, that ghost, doesn't understand the cuteness of Little Kagura at all, and because I think I'm too noisy when singing Little Kagura every day, he draws his sword at me.He had no idea what a rare treasure Little Kagura was!

Look at Master Xinghaifang, look at Kamui, and then look at Yinsang, and you will find how rare it is that little Kagura is so kind, energetic, and cute!I don't know what's wrong with this world, little angels like Kagura can grow around such perverted guys, and such a good person as Mr. Hijikata can have ghosts like Sougo Okita beside him!

If it weren't for Xiao Kagura already having Dingchun, I would definitely want her to be my master!

Today is a vacation, and I went to play with Xiao Kagura again.It just so happened that Wanshiwu received a new commission, saying that it was going to the gangsters to obtain evidence of their usury.As always, I followed suit.Unexpectedly, the opponent actually had Chajini, one of the three major mercenary clans in the universe, sitting in command.

The weak Xinbaji protects the client and the child trembles at the feet, and the little Kagura holds on to the umbrella and insists desperately. I fight with a tea guinea regardless of you and me. In this urgent moment, Yinsang was punched It flew, and then got stuck in the crack of the wall and couldn't get out.

Seeing that the muscular man holding a gun was about to approach him, I looked left and right, only I could spare a few seconds.It was too late to drag him out, so I chose to jump back and kicked him on the chin with my legs together, kicking him out.I know that guy is solid, and this little injury won't affect him.

I swear, with the conscience of heaven and earth, that was an act I had no choice but to do in a hurry. I absolutely didn't have the slightest intention of seeing him upset and wanting to take the opportunity to take revenge. I'm not that ghost of Okita Sougo.But who knows, this guy actually held a grudge.

In the chaos, Xin Baji went into the house and snatched the evidence, Yinsang snatched a car and told us all to come up.Then there was a chaotic and inexplicable chase scene. I was kicked several times, hit my head several times, and somehow changed from the back seat to the front row, and finally sat in the driver's seat.

Xiao Kagura has already dragged Xinbaji and the client's child to find a place to slip away, and Yinsang and I used it as a cover to attract the other party's attention.I didn't have a driver's license, and I ran through so many red lights and wiped the curbs so many times. Yinsang was standing on the roof of the car, and Lake Toya was inserted into the roof to barely maintain my balance.

On the way, we met Mr. Hijikata and Mr. Okita who came to check after hearing the gunshots. I interrupted their quarrel with Yinsang, and after quickly reporting the situation, Mr. Hijikata said that he would help us intercept those pursuers. I drove without a license and violated the regulations. When I go back, I will be fined for a closed inspection and my wages will be deducted. Then I turn around and drive away.I have to say that Mr. Hijikata is really a good person.

Yinsang said, we can stop at the fork in front of us, and we will slip away from there.I was so stupid, really.I should firmly remember and remember what the earth said in the past two days, and I burst into tears.

I didn't know which was the brake, so I drifted against the wall, and the airbag deployed, trapping me in the car.My upper body was hanging outside the car, leaning slightly downward, exactly the same as when Yin Sang was stuck.

I said, "I'm stuck, pull me out."

So when there was plenty of time, Yinsang kicked me on the chin and kicked me out.This guy definitely holds a grudge!Absolutely on purpose!I lay on the ground and rubbed my face to the ground for a certain distance, thinking bitterly.

Then I got up and suddenly felt my mouth was full of blood.

I swiped it with my tongue and broke two front teeth, lost a canine tooth and two back teeth.

I was stunned.

I have never lost a tooth as long as I can remember.I take good care of my teeth and it never gets loose.I always thought that the cat demon's teeth would never fall out.But now they are gone.

I'm not Song Dandan, people can still look cute by blacking out the two front teeth, but I'm a fighting talent, how can I survive without teeth!Especially my most precious tiger teeth!It just fell off!

I quickly rummaged on the ground and found the remains of my canine teeth and front teeth. As for the teeth at the back, I might have swallowed them.

I knelt on the ground, holding my teeth, tears streaming down my face suddenly, no matter how much Yinsang urged, it was as if I didn't hear.Yinsang had never seen me cry before, so he panicked for a while, but time was urgent, so he had no choice but to hold me by the waist, and ran away as fast as if he was carrying a sack.

I clenched my teeth tightly and licked my broken gums until the blood stopped.Teeth still haven't erupted by themselves.I am desperate.

I turned my head away and glared fiercely at Sakata Gintoki with my red eyes.I swear, from today on, I will be at peace with this natural roll!Until he finds a way to get my teeth back, I will stay by his side. If he dares to have the slightest dissatisfaction, I will bald his curly hair and turn him into a barcode!

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