[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

"Sougo, why are you still here?" When Dojikata walked into the room, he saw Okita half lying on the ground.He turned his eyes and followed Okita's line of sight. "Woo! What is this? A ghost movie?"

"Well, I'll take a day off tomorrow." Okita waved his hand, "I'm going to stay up all night tonight, finish watching this CD, and have some supper by the way. Oh, right, I won't give Hichikata-san."

"Who wants you to give supper! I don't know if what you gave is poisonous. How dare I eat it!" Tu Fang exploded on the spot, then suddenly realized, "Where did you get supper?"

"Mao-sang do it for me."

"...I have been very concerned about it today. Did you threaten her with something? Chen Luosang is not in a good mood recently, let her order."

"If you care about it, go and see for yourself. She just wants to eat for herself, so she can help me cook a little." Okita waved his hand indifferently, and after seeing Hijikata really worried, he ran to the kitchen to have a look, He muttered in a low voice: "I'll show you how I slowly fucked her."

So when I was cursing Okita Sougo and Sakata Gin, and I burst into tears until my mentality was about to collapse, Mr. Hijikata suddenly rushed to open the kitchen door.My hand trembled, and I almost smashed the pot of rice I was stirring on his head.

"Chen Luosang...Zou Wu, that kid really still bullies you!"

"No." I shook my head decisively.

"...Don't force it, don't be afraid of him, you can tell me something."

"Really not." How could it be possible to say it!Tell Mr. Hijikata that he got the recording evidence of me and Gui being in love, and then I almost bit off his finger, and then he threatened me to serve him like a servant?It's impossible to tell who is more reasonable between us, okay?

"Then why are you crying like that?" Mr. Hijikata still couldn't believe it.

"...Cut onions. Okita...I want to eat fried rice with ham, onion and eggs, but I choked when I was cutting onions. Mr. Hijikata, do you want to eat?" I wiped my tears, but the tears flowed down even more fiercely.I sniffed and gritted my teeth.Okita this eight ga!asshole!Inhumane!I don't want to cry, but you use this method to force me to cry!Seeing people cry makes him happy, this guy is too perverted!Wait, when will I call Xiao Kagura to beat you bastard!

"...Ah, good." Perhaps surprised by my majestic way of wiping and shedding tears, Mr. Hijikata nodded dully.

God knows how hard it took me to restrain myself from smashing the plate in front of Okita when I brought that plate of fried rice in front of him.

"Master, please eat." The distorted pronunciation squeezed out between the teeth.

"Master? Sougo, what did you do?" Mr. Hijikata looked at me and Okita with a surprised and confused expression.

"Nothing, Mao-san is voluntary. Right, Mao-san?" Okita fiddled with my collar and scratched my chin along the way.

"Yes—yes——since—wish—" I turned my head and showed a ferocious smile at Mr. Hijikata.Just please be smart and don't ask anything now, okay?Don't give Okita another chance to ask questions, please!

"Also, Mao-san, why is Mr. Hijikata, a bastard, able to eat with us?"

"Because you didn't say for sure." I'm going to die, I actually use honorific words to this bastard, God, although I don't believe you, but if you are really here, please tell Sougo Okita to die!

Okita looked at me for a while, and I looked down at the cracks in the floor.

"Well, you go to eat."

I bowed slightly and backed away.

Fortunately, I almost slept in the wig in the afternoon. Okita stayed up late at night, eating and drinking, knee pillows and massages. When I rubbed his temples, I really wanted to poke him like this. Tell this guy not to see the sun of tomorrow.

It wasn't until two o'clock in the middle of the night that this guy finally finished watching the horror movie that had no bright spots in my opinion, and he didn't scare him at all, and I was finally able to change back into the form of a cat and have a good sleep.But no matter how tired he was, he still couldn't sleep well next to Sougo Okita's pillow, who told him to keep the knife at hand.

This unequal treaty between Okita and me will continue until my tooth comes back. I will not rest tomorrow. I must catch the bastard Sakata Gintoki during the patrol. If he hasn't found the money, I must find someone Arrested him for a reason, and bossed him around, telling him to understand my hard life these days!

But I didn't expect that this time Yinsang really got angry and didn't give me a chance to arrest him at all.

Breakfast the next day was also a memory that I didn't want to think about at all.Although Okita and I had an agreement that I would not be exposed or make a move in public, but even so, enduring the glances of the surrounding players was enough to make my scalp tingle.It's really hard to live a life where I can't open my mouth to defend myself. A suspect can still hire a lawyer to help defend him. My life is really worse than that of a suspect.

When queuing up, Okita pretended to be very concerned about sending me off. When Mr. Hijikata was yelling at him not to go too far, there was a sudden yell at the door of the Shinsengumi.

"Is Chen Luosang there? Chen-luo-sang? Yinsang, I'm here to find you!"

"Chen Luo sauce! Chen Luo sauce come out soon, Alu! I dragged Yin sauce over to apologize to you!"

"Hey you two! Don't blabber like that! You'll cause trouble for the Shinsengumi!"

Little Kagura!It's Little Kagura!Excited, I popped out the cat's ears and tail, and shrunk my eyes to a slit. Almost instantly, I jumped onto the roof and ran along the wall to the door.

"Kuguru-chan!" The leaky mouth made me dare not open my mouth wide, so I could only spit out vague words while jumping up into the air, hugging the little Kagura who was beckoning to me.

Although I am much bigger than Xiao Kagura, I still buried my face on Xiao Kagura's shoulder in embarrassment and rubbed it for a long time.No way, I really like this little girl.

"Chen Luosang, we probably know that Yinsang has done something that I'm sorry for you. In short, we should bring him over to apologize to you, private massa! We will definitely hold him accountable!" Xin Baji dragged Yinsang came over and forcibly pushed Yinsang's head down with a labored look.

"Hey! What a mess! Yinsang, I've been here to apologize! I came here today for other things! Let go, hey!" Yinsang bent over and struggled desperately, but she couldn't escape Xin Baji's palm.I watched this scene and couldn't help laughing in my heart.

Xinbaji seems to be the weakest one in Wanshiwu, but sometimes he really has a sudden strange power. Once, I even saw him pressing Okita with one hand and Xiao Kagura's head with the other, while holding the The heads of the two fell into the ground at the same time, while apologizing to others in an astonishing manner.It seems that no honest person can piss him off.

"We won't believe you, Alu, the guy who employs child labor and deducts wages!" Xiao Kagura touched my head with one hand, and knocked the umbrella on the ground with the other, making a small hole. "Chen Luosang, don't worry, Xin Baji and I will definitely make the decision for you! I know that Chen Luosang is a good cat who can control the estrus period, but Yinsang can't do it at all. If you don't I like the kitten in my belly, it’s totally fine if I don’t want it, don’t worry about that bastard Alu!”

Little Kagura spoke suffocating words while showing me a bright smile like a little sun.

"Kagula sauce! You can't say some things so carelessly! You have to save some face for Chen Luosang! Ahhh, look! There is something translucent running out of Chen Luosang's head! What is that? Do cat demons have souls too?" Xin Baji yelled at Xiao Kagura with a strange blush on his face.

"I've said it all! Yinsang, I'm not such a picky eater, okay! Is there anything you can see about that female cat!" Yinsang struggled harder, but Xin Bajiyu refused to admit it. After the scumbag looked contemptuously in his eyes, he simply smashed it to the ground.

I tried my best to give a look to Yinsang, whose face was half on the ground. "What the hell is going on with them?"

Yinsang successfully received the question in my eyes. "Yesterday, that guy Hasegawa went directly to the Master Room to complain, and they refused to listen to me after that. Now not only the two of them, but also Xiao Yudengshi and Catherine think so."

"So that's the case! No wonder Mr. Hijikata issued a gag order yesterday!" Someone in the Shinsengumi said.I turned my head and looked back, and saw the suddenly enlightened expression on the face of a team member who didn't go on patrol with us yesterday.

I'm not!I don't!I just lost a few teeth!I roared in my heart, but I still didn't want to shout out such a shameful thing.It may be difficult for humans to understand, but it is the weapon I rely on for survival, and it is also my glory, not just a few teeth.I can't speak the truth out loud.

If I knew what would happen next, I would definitely go to the fucking glory and shame and explain everything clearly.But now, I just thought to He Xin like dead ashes: Well, now the whole group has misunderstood.

I felt that my soul had left me, and was approaching Miss Sanye who was waving to me.

"Hey! Don't think about it! It's not what they said! Nothing serious happened to Chen Luosang!" Mr. Hijikata became irritable again.

But it's useless, the more you explain, the more this misunderstanding seems to be true.I looked at Hijikata-san and forced a thankful smile.

"Hey, Hichikata-san, how can you say that Chen Luosang didn't have any major incidents? So important things are gone, and you still want to ignore the past? In my opinion, you are no longer qualified to be a deputy chief. go to hell!"

Okita Sougo... Forget it, I don't want to bother with him anymore, he just came to add to the chaos, and the situation at the scene couldn't be more chaotic... Wait!Isn't this a little Kagura?

I immediately leaned on Xiao Kagura's shoulders, and whispered to her: "That bastard Okita Sougo has been bullying me these days." Sure enough, she showed an expression filled with righteous indignation.

"Chong-Tian-Zong-Wu-Wu-! I want to avenge Alu for Chen Luojiang!"

Even the young Usagi's destructive power was astonishing, and there was a bullet hole in front of the Shinsengumi's door.Although I used Xiao Kagura, I really didn't lie. Even if I didn't say it, it would only be a matter of time before he and Xiao Kagura fought with Okita's deadly kung fu.As for Mr. Hijikata who has a lot of work, I will help him later.