[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Until the door closed, I was still thinking about her looking back and smiling face, and I couldn't help but hold her face with one hand. "Ah... Kagula sauce is super kawaii. If I can raise her, I must raise her to be the most beautiful girl in the universe."

Yinsang stood beside me, looking at me lazily. "You look the same as that guy's Okasan."

"I'm so rude, Yin-sang. Although I'm older, I'm still a girl. At most, I'm Ohne-chan. Ah... I really want Kagula-chan to call me Ohne-chan. Tell me, what do you want to do with me?" discuss?"

Yinsang and I stood side by side at the gate, completely blocking the corridor, which is only 1.2 meters wide according to the standard design.He didn't speak all the time, and the atmosphere gradually cooled down.I still had a low fever and didn't eat lunch, so my legs were a little weak at this time.If I stand like this for a while longer, I might start shaking from side to side.

I sighed and nudged him. "Is there something difficult to hide from them? For example, the long-term diabetes outbreak has become critically ill, and now I suddenly want to settle the matter? I will take over and take good care of Kagula-chan for you, you just Go at ease."

"...Why did you, a stupid cat, decipher such a strange thing from Yinsang's silence!" He finally stopped looking like a wandering mind, walked back to the sofa and sat down, and I was opposite him He sat down, raised his teacup and took a sip.

"Anossa, about the wig..."

Why is this happening again!I don't have as much patience with natural rolls as I did with small Kagura. "I've already rejected it, so don't mention it again? You are as annoying as the wig guy!"

"...I absolutely don't allow it." After my rant ended, he slowly spit out the second half of the sentence.I froze for a moment, "Huh? Oh, it's just good to think of going together." What does it have to do with this guy whether I get married or not?Eun-sang said it as if I was from Wanshiwu.At that time, I didn't realize this. This is another manifestation of the inconvenience of being single-minded and unable to understand human nature.

The atmosphere fell silent again, but Yinsang remained motionless, as if thinking about something.Illness caused my sense of smell to degenerate slightly, and the windows of the master house were wide open, and the breeze was full of pollen, which seriously interfered with my judgment of breath.I could tell almost everything from his unmotivated face.

Finally, he seemed to have made up his mind, "Well, didn't that Kagula guy die early, and his biological father is an unreasonable bald man, and now he is in the second year of middle school, if she accidentally gets hurt My wrong influence has grown crooked... so now you have a chance to train her..."

You also know that you mislead a cute girl's style of painting.I gave him a blank look. "That is to say, you are in trouble with raising a child, and you want to ask me for help, right? Yah, I didn't expect that I would really become like Kagula-chan Okasan. "

"Also." He continued to scratch his head, "I want you to help me manage the money of Master House."

"Eh?" I widened my eyes. "Me? Why?" You must know that I have always been a staunch supporter of the New Baji in terms of money management, almost every time I donate money to Wanshiwu.Both Yinsang and I will fight because of this.

"Arnold... I also wondered if I should stop being so decadent, so in order not to be tempted to play pachinko and bet on horses, I ask you to help me restrain myself. You have been involved in many affairs of Master House. I'm more familiar with expenses and expenses, so I think it should be fine to ask you or something."

"Why not hand it over to Xinbaji directly? He should be more familiar with it."

"You are older and calmer! Xinbaji is still so young, seeing that guy Kagula spends on food, he will not be able to control it." His eyes wandered, and suddenly he raised his voice. "Anyway, it's settled!"

"...But I haven't made an agreement yet. Well, since you have the heart, I'm not unwilling to help." I put the teacup on the table, propped my chin with one hand, and looked out the window. "I didn't expect that one of my true team members would become the manager of another organization or something. It's really unbelievable for human beings."

Yinsang didn't answer, I squinted at him, and saw that he seemed to be struggling again.After meeting my gaze, he quickly looked out the window again, pretending to ask questions casually, but the tense muscles on his exposed arms revealed his nervousness. "Hey, Chen Luo, what do you think of me?"

"Huh? What happened all of a sudden?"

"Don't worry about it, just answer."

"Then do you want a casual answer or a serious answer?"

"...You stupid cat, aren't you too stupid? You must answer properly at a time like this!"

"If you want to hear a pertinent answer, don't speak ill of me, you Baga natural curl! Is your brain circuit also knotted like that natural curl? Is it impossible to straighten it out?" I stood up and walked to the window , took a breath of fresh air, and the guy behind him was still tensely waiting for my answer.

"Well, although he is a hopeless Baga, he usually looks like a waste, but he is a very gentle Baga who can come in handy at critical times, that's probably how he feels." I took a deep breath. , Feeling the pollen pouring into my nasal cavity with fragrance, I laughed.

Yinsang looked at me with a tangled face. "If you want to say something nice, you can delete the word "Baga" first?"

"Who told me to call me stupid first, you bastard." I turned around and sat on his chief's chair, and then turned to face him.I saw him duck his head and scratch his hair. "I won't be so useless in the future." He said in a very low voice.

"what?"

"I said! I will work hard in the future, and I won't go on like this! Just keep your eyes open and watch carefully!" He suddenly yelled at me as if he was stimulated.I froze for a moment and laughed. "Hey, hey, I've heard this promise, and I'll witness it." Although I don't understand why he was suddenly stimulated, it's a good thing, isn't it? In this case, Xiao Kagura can also guarantee I have a full stomach.

The sun had already begun to set, and an orange-red glow shone through the window opening.There was a dog barking downstairs, I looked out, and saw little Kagami Le Xinbaji running towards Dingchun with a bag on his back.I immediately put on a big smiling face, waved at them violently, and ran to open the door bouncing up and down. When they finished saying "I'm back", I immediately replied "Welcome back".Ah, what a blessing it is to be able to have such a conversation with Xiao Kagura!

Dinner was still tossing until very late, and I was always a bystander with a small appetite in the food grabbing battle in Wanshiwu. I watched the three guys make a fuss and almost flipped the table. I hugged the bowl, leaned on Dingchun, and him Laughing at stupid humans together.

The bowl was cleaned by Xin Baji, and Yinsang said that he would send me back, and Xiao Kagura took this opportunity to take a shower quickly before he came back and compete with him for the bathroom.I stood downstairs, waiting for him to push the lamb out. "Why haven't you loaded the basket yet?"

"Hey, why do you have so many things going back? The word "car basket" is almost becoming a meme! I have Yinsang's back to lend you, so you can be content, wouldn't you?" Yinsang put a safe The cap was put on my head and pressed hard.

I wobbled a bit and grabbed his wrist. "Don't make trouble, I'm sick today, I don't have much strength."

"Are you sick? Then why didn't you tell me earlier today? It's estrus and sick again, can you still do it?"

"Big man, big man, at least I can't die no matter how I play, what's the name of that meme? The phoenix is ​​always reborn from nirvana! *" I put my hand on his shoulder jokingly, but I didn't wait for him to answer or complain.He just looked at me expressionlessly, and there was a look in his eyes that I couldn't distinguish clearly.How can I rest, without the aid of the nose, I can't understand the emotional changes of human beings at all.

"You still need someone to take care of you." In the end, he just said this, and stepped on the little sheep. "Hold my waist."

"No, I want to blow dry."

"Are you trying to let the disease overcome you? Even the wind can't save your cute head, if you tell you to hold it, hurry up and hold it." He grabbed my wrist and forced me to wrap it around his waist .The side of my face pressed against his back, being crushed and deformed. "If you don't restrain yourself, machismo is not popular in this era when girls are self-reliant, Yinsang." I smiled lightly, attracted by the heat from the clothes, I couldn't help rubbing against his back rub.

"Hey, Chen Luo, quit your job at the Shinsengumi." Yinsang said suddenly at a traffic light intersection.

I looked up from his back, dazed. "Why? I really like this job. Besides this job, I don't know what else to do." Well, if I find Songyang, I will probably resign immediately. After all, I came back to Earth to kill him .

He was silent for a while. "Then why don't you move to Manshiya? Didn't you have this kind of experience before? You lived in Manshiya and then continued to work in the Shinsengumi. If you still live in the village, it will be inconvenient whether you are in estrus or taking care of Kagula. .”

I thought about it. "Okay, it's better to disturb the Baga family than to cause trouble with other team members in the team. It just so happens that the village has always raised me as a cat, and there is no dormitory for me, so it is very convenient to move."

"Then I'll pick you up tomorrow." After he finished speaking, he fell silent again, and he didn't say a word to me until he reached the gate of the village.I didn't care about it either, I only had one thought in my head: I can wake up little Kagura, put him to sleep, and I can contract the conversation of "I'm going out, have a good trip, I'm back, welcome back" every day , ah ah ah what a great happiness!

Both Mr. Okita and Mr. Hijikata were at the door, and it looked as if they were about to go out to pick me up. I greeted them excitedly, and imagined that after I said these words, Xiao Kagura would reply energetically, welcome back , and then bouncing into the village with a nympho face.

"Danner, did she drink too much catnip in Master's House?" I heard Okita ask.Tch, this guy won't understand the excitement of an elementary school student like me who is so excited and insomnia the night before going out for a hike!

The author has something to say:

The Phoenix is ​​always reborn from Nirvana is an episode called People with Big Nostrils and Big Brain Holes, playing the meme of Saint Seiya, and the meme that should follow behind is Phoenix holding tightly and not letting go and that is you!Because the lines are repeated too many times and are too magical, my mind is full of Japanese now, and I almost can't translate them.