[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

It was quite late now, and many team members were ready to wash up and sleep after watching TV.I had no choice but to give up taking a shower because I was still burning, and ran to Mr. Hijikata's room to pack my clothes after a brief wash.Mr. Hijikata didn't know where he was, but he came back when I was in the middle of packing up.He sat down in front of the table and asked casually, "Why did you pack up all of a sudden?"

"I'm going to move out. Originally, the team raised me as a cat, but it's inconvenient for me to live in the team now that I'm in heat, so I thought about it..."

"Is it because of me?" Mr. Hijikata rarely interrupted me. I looked at him and saw him lower his head and frown, as if showing a bit of remorse. "If it is, please don't mind, I won't trouble you."

"Eh? Nothing." I put down the clothes in my hands and shook my head.Although it is indeed a little troublesome, but a little trouble like my rough nerves can leak out of the big leaky mind. In contrast, I still hope that Mr. Hijikata will not be unhappy. "I never thought of alienating Mr. Hijikata. There was a time when I misunderstood that Mr. Hijikata hated me. At that time, I was very wronged." I smiled, "Mr. Hijikata only calls me with such an expression now." Troubled. Say, smile?"

"Mao-san." Mr. Hijikata seemed to want to say something, but was suddenly interrupted by Okita's voice.He was leaning against the door, squinting at me and Mr. Hijikata. "Go to my side."

I subconsciously wanted to refute, but saw the guy narrow his eyes and stare at me like a threat.Washing the motor, I almost forgot that I still held the handle in his hand.It's a bit sad to not see Mr. Hijikata's smile, but he is not usually a person who likes to laugh, maybe he doesn't intend to laugh.

I smiled helplessly at Mr. Hijikata, and stuffed back the half-arranged clothes.

"Hey, Sougo, don't always bully..."

"Tufang-san, you have wronged me. Mao-san has been here for so long, and the time to crack down on newcomers has long expired. Now I have a good relationship with her, right Mao-san."

If you really ask me a question, don't look at me with such terrifying eyes, and use your fingers to rub the collar around my neck, hey!How can I tell the truth!

"Ah, yes, yes, you're right." I turned around, forced a smile on my face, put my hand on Okita's shoulder and squeezed it tightly, trying to capture the image of this robbed civilian girl. Pulling a little in the direction of the bandit's first and second masters, but no matter how you look at it, it feels like it's just counterproductive.

Okita turned my face away, gave Mr. Hijikata a provocative look, and dragged me towards his room.I was so angry under his pressure, I pulled his arm violently and pulled it down. "What the hell are you dragging me to do?"

"Won't the new owner who just raised a cat force the cat to sleep? As a pet, you have an obligation to sleep on the owner's pillow or feet."

"And you said that you forced it to prove that you actually understand that the cat itself is not willing to play tricks with the aho owner! And I haven't agreed to be raised by you, bastard!"

"Well, there is no difference, anyway, you have to listen to me now, and you are still wearing my collar."

"You think I'm willing! This thing is strangled to death. When will you take it off? If you don't do it, lend me a knife and I'll cut it off myself!"

"No. Don't take it off."

"I said you are so annoying, hello!" Okita and I choked each other all the way to the door of his room, he pushed on my shoulder, and I couldn't help but staggered a few steps into his room, he quickly Stepping in, I clicked the door and closed it, blocking me inside.

There was only a quilt laid in the room, and I raised half my eyebrows. "Hey, Okita, although it's still spring, it's already very hot. You don't really want me to huddle with you, do you? I said you are a kindergartener who can't sleep without something to hug?"

"Is it kid, didn't you know last night?" He hugged me from behind and forced me forward.I struggled hard, but I couldn't stop, I couldn't get rid of it at all.Why on earth am I not a big beast like a tiger instead of a cat?How much have I suffered in terms of strength?

When I was forced into the quilt, I gritted my teeth and said, "If I hadn't been sick, I would definitely..."

"Even if you are not sick, you are not as strong as I am." He interrupted me, lowered his eyelids, and looked at me with that superior look.

"Okita Sougo, go to hell——!"

I finally couldn't bear it anymore and let out the first growl of the day.I hope the other team members haven't fallen asleep yet, and please don't blame me if they wake up, it's all the responsibility of Okita, a dead brat who isn't cute at all.

I didn't have any seizures that night, and I wasn't surprised. The cycle of seizures during the estrus period was nowhere to be found. Sometimes there was nothing for a day or two, and sometimes there were three or four in one day. Second-rate.Okita didn't do anything, just lay side by side next to me, with one hand on my waist.I turned my back to him and faced the direction of the gate.

I slept too much during the day, and now I have a little trouble falling asleep, and my mind is full of thoughts of wanting to leave.This was the first time I lay down with another person in human form soberly, and sure enough, human form and cat form still felt very different.Although it was warm, it still felt cramped.And I don't know why, I seem to understand the difference between men and women that Mr. Hijikata said.It's strange, it's obviously not the first time I've been lying with a man, not to mention Okita and I are both wearing pajamas properly.Probably this time I was sober and I wasn't bothered, so I finally had a chance to think and feel about why this happened.

Speaking of Mr. Hijikata, he came once halfway, and I smelled a strong smell of cigarettes.He must have been smoking on the porch.I buried my nose in the quilt and struggled to breathe through the thick filter layer, and finally resisted the urge to sneeze wildly.I really want to go out and tell him to stop smoking, not to mention that this thing is not good for the health, the nose of the police dog that has finally recovered is about to be broken again.

I remember someone said that people smoke because of troubles. If there are troubles, I hope that Mr. Hijikata can talk to me. Although I can't solve any problems, I can at least be a good listener.But I can't get out, that guy Okita still has his arm around my waist, if I force him to take it away and wake him up, I'm guessing another bunch of moths will come out.

So, I had to watch the direction of the cigarette smell through the door until the cigarette was smoked and all the smell of cigarettes I could smell disappeared.

After Mr. Hijikata left, it took me a while before I finally felt a little sleepy. I quickly closed my eyes and fell asleep as soon as possible.In my dream, I dreamed about my life after I moved to Wanshiwu. There was little Kagura saying hello every day, and there was no harassment and provocation from Okita ghosts and animals. It was a paradise on earth.

All morning, I was immersed in the lingering rhyme of the dream and couldn't extricate myself. If it wasn't for the fact that my singing was so ugly, I would have hummed a ditty, so that I completely ignored Mr. Hijikata's complex eyes and the gossiping gazes of the rest of the team.

After breakfast, I happily ran to Mr. Hijikata’s room to pack up the half-arranged outfit yesterday. I have very few things. Even if I pack everything, it’s only a package that is one and a half people tall, not to mention that I can come back anytime. Take it again, so this time I only took a change of uniform and underwear, and the whole package is not the size of a schoolbag.I was doing the finishing touches when I heard commotion at the door, and some team members were saying that the master house was coming.

Is it such a coincidence?I picked up my bag and hopped out, and saw Yinsang, Xinbaji, Xiao Kagura, and Joharu all kneeling in the front hall.I can't help but wonder: Why are there so many people here?It's not that Yinsang doesn't know that I don't have much to move!And what about his clothes?Even for the festival, he would not wear the cloud-pattern kimono for the sake of "maintaining the image of the protagonist". Why did he change into such a super formal-looking dress today?Still sitting so upright?And why do Hijikata-san and Okita look so serious?Why did everyone spontaneously form a circle?Why is this formation so similar to watching a duel?

Little Kagura and I met each other, and they were more at a loss than me. Little Kagura was still yawning, and it seemed that he was not awake.I leaned over and shoved Xinbaji, "What's going on?"

"I don't know, didn't Chen Luosang and Yinsang say something?"

"I just negotiated with him to move to Wanshiwu, and then he said he would pick me up this morning. It was decided when he sent me back last night. Why, didn't he tell you when he went back?"

Xin Baji's glasses slipped down, he stared at me with wide eyes, then at Yinsang, the corners of his mouth twitched. "Although I don't want to believe it, I think I know what Yinsang is going to do. Chen Luosang, you probably sold yourself."

"Eh? Did I do something wrong again?" I stared at him with wide eyes.

Xinbaji wanted to explain to me, but Yinsang suddenly lowered her head. "Please marry your kanban lady to me."

……

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"Eh--!!!"

I don't think it was my illusion, something shattered in my heart, fell to the ground with a slap and fell to the ground, yes, that was probably my common sense.

coach!This guy is holding back!

I don't know why, catgirls in this world suddenly become popular?Why did the protagonist Mao fall?Is that stalker girl not good enough?There is no difference between the two of us in terms of body shape and appearance, but she is obviously a hundred times better than me in terms of personality, okay?Is any point better than me except that the natto is always stirred and smelly?A lawless wild cat is being kept by others. If people from the Animal Protection Association know about it, they will be moved to tears, okay?

Why?Why is this?What is attractive about me? I can't change it!

The author has something to say: I'm sorry, when I was writing this paragraph, I always thought of the Japanese brainwashing divine comedy "Please Marry Your Daughter to Me", (yes, I watched it again halfway through the writing,) Then I can't help but bring their confrontation into it, and Mr. Kagura-chan Shinbaji Gin-san Dokata, Mr. Okita and Chen Luo circle the table under the watchful eyes of all Shinsengumi members and "garigaribone" , and finally developed into everyone dancing together, (a family just needs to be neat and tidy)

Then, I couldn't write at all, I just wanted to laugh.