[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

When I arrived at the settlement, I rushed to look for medicine in a hurry. I climbed up to the beam and found the contraceptive pill I was storing from the edge of a roof.The long-term time is somewhat staggered, just in case the short-term is also eaten.Now my physical condition is not very good, will I not be able to recover after eating emergency food?When I was struggling, I heard Mr. Hijikata calling my name.I gritted my teeth, swallowed the pills raw, and quickly jumped off the beam, feeling dizzy when I landed.How can you rest, the feeling of being sick is really worse than being cut by a knife.

I knelt side by side with Okita, waiting to be criticized by Mr. Hijikata.The strange thing is that Mr. Hijikata only punished Okita, but said that I was on vacation, which was not counted as missing work.But if I were on vacation, I should have stayed with Shenwei by now. Obviously, he said that the Ghost Soldier Team had a change, and the shortage of manpower recently forced me to stay. Just yesterday, I was on the schedule. His name is still next to Okita, otherwise we would not be able to go out together.

Okita received the punishment with an indifferent smile on his face, he messed up my hair and then consciously went to confinement to reflect on it, I didn't have much energy to mess up his hair again, holding my head, always feeling sorry for myself.Why are we not punished together?

Mr. Hijikata looked at me with very complicated eyes. I felt it, but I didn't know why I didn't dare to look back at him.The cringe that came over me was unfamiliar and I didn't know what to do with an emotion I'd never felt before.I heard him sigh and said that he would lend me his room, since he is sick, he should take a good rest.He still has patrols after him, so he has no time to take care of me.After speaking, he walked out.

I didn't move my numb legs until I was sure that there was no other person around, and skillfully dragged a quilt out, got in and lay down.The quilt was full of the faint tobacco smell of Mr. Hijikata, probably because of my weakness. I fell asleep again even though I had slept for so long before.

This sleep was not deep, and I seemed to hear the voice of Xiao Kagura in a trance, so I woke up leisurely, just in time to see Xiao Kagura opened the door and looked inside quietly. She said behind her: "Look, Chen Luosang is still sleeping...Chen Luosang, are you awake?" Before he finished speaking, he happened to meet my gaze.

I lifted the quilt and sat up, yawning. "Well, I wasn't too sleepy at first. Kagula-chan, what's the matter? Hey, why do you have such an expression? Is something wrong?" Seeing her panicked look, I suddenly woke up.

"Silver sauce, silver sauce, he..."

"What's wrong with Yinsang?" I unconsciously became nervous.

"Silver sauce, he suddenly spit out the wages and rent arrears, Alu!"

"..." I paused for a little breath and relaxed my body. "Isn't that great, you finally have the money to buy a lot of vinegar kelp."

"No, no, no, Silver Sauce must have eaten something bad, or was kicked by some unknown animal and ruined his brain, Alu! He doesn't usually do this!"

"That guy's brain has been broken since he was born, and he eats the Uji silver rice bowl that ruined his body every day, so man, Kagura-chan, you can rest assured." I touched the small The girl's head, "Did Kagula sauce come to me just to tell me this?"

"Mmm~mm." Xiao Kagura shook her head and looked up at me. "It's Yinjiang who said that you have spent a lot on Wanshiwu all this time, and it's almost time to return the money to you now."

"Huh? But I don't really need money. I'm willing to spend that money on you, so I'll just give it to you."

"Then Chen Luo-chan, go talk to Yin-chan by himself. If I talk to him, he will definitely not give up. Moreover, Chen Luo-chan hasn't been to Wanshiwu for a long time, and I always feel a little Sabixi recently."

Such a lovely girl has said so, so there is no reason for me to refuse.I immediately combed my hair a few times, and tugged at the collar that was a little loose in sleep, "Then let's go now."

"Arnuo...Chen Luosang, the deputy chief said that you are still..."

"Don't worry, I'm just going to the house of everything, and I have Kagula sauce to accompany me. Although she is so small, she is very strong and will definitely protect me. Right Kagula sauce?"

"Ok!"

"Can……"

"Mr. Hijikata blamed you and said that I insisted on slipping away. Anyway, I am so good at running, and you can't catch me." I said, patted his shoulder, but my whole body trembled because of the sleep. Soft and stumbling, if it weren't for Xiao Kagura's quick reaction, I would probably fall on my face.The soldier twitched his lips and looked at me. "Are you really a man? Your appearance is not convincing at all."

"Big man, big man!" I swaggered out with my arms around Kagura's shoulders, and saw Dingchun wagging his tail in the courtyard.There are also means of transportation, which is great. I walked with Okita all day yesterday and my feet are still hurting.When I climbed onto Dingchun's back, I felt a little weak in my arms, and I almost didn't climb up, but I concealed it well, and no one noticed it.

In the master house, Xinbaji was working as a hard-working servant as always, seeing me coming, he rushed to pour me a cup of tea.Yinsang was still sitting on the main seat, holding a book of jump in his hand, the window behind him was wide open, the sun was dazzling, and I couldn't see his expression clearly.

"Silver sauce, I brought Chen Luo sauce to Alu."

"Ah, you're here." As if he just noticed me, he put down the jump, opened the drawer, and took out an envelope from inside.The inside is bulging, and it looks like a lot of money.I began to wonder if it was all the smallest denomination banknotes, otherwise why would there be such a big bag?Have I ever spent so much money?

I hurriedly waved my hand, "No, no, you should keep the money, and make sure that Kagula sauce can eat two kilograms of rice a day. If it wasn't for the fact that she couldn't eat enough at the beginning, I wouldn't spend money on Wanshi house." I thought about it again, "Ah, but if you insist on paying it back, please calculate it according to the bank's interest and pay me back the principal with interest, thank you."

"You cat is too greedy, right? Sure enough, being with tax thieves is different. Did you get the smell of copper so quickly?"

"You are the least qualified to say that with your head full of copper smell, okay!" Xin Baji quickly complained.

"It's Aru." Xiao Kagura also nodded in agreement, and then hugged my arm and acted coquettishly. "Chen Luojiang is still a pure girl like me, and still doesn't understand the ugliness of the adult world. Since Chen Luojiang doesn't want it, let's stop talking about such a strong smell of money, shall we?"

My heart was about to melt, and for a moment, I actually felt that my heart was connected with that lolicon of Wuping City Biantai, and the lines in my mouth became hot. "Then, what does Kagula-chan want to talk about? No matter what, I can accompany you."

"Hmm... the kawaii girl's words are still talking about love."

"Love... Does Kagula-chan have someone he likes?" My expression suddenly became fierce, "Which brat is it? If you want to hold Kagula-chan's little hand, you have to start with my dead body." Step over!"

"It's not me, it's Chen Luo-chan, Aru." Xiao Kagura pulled me to the sofa and sat me down, "I didn't expect Chen Luo-chan to start so fast, even though she was still a girl, she was about to get married soon .Woooooo, is it true that no one will marry me?"

"Eh?"

"That's right, Luosang Chen, why are you still hiding it when you're about to get married? Are you trying to scare us when you think about it?"

"Wait, what?"

"Oh, don't be shy, Chen Luochan! We all know it, it's great that you dumped my brother! Although the guy with the wig is a badass, he's still a good guy, let's just treat him as a bargain this time! If he dares to treat you badly, our family will not let him go, Alu!"

"The guy with the wig told you?"

"Yeah, I've said it all! Oka-chan knows everything! It's useless to try to hide it, Aru!" Xiao Kagura smiled obscenely, and approached me mysteriously. "Are you going to confess truthfully?"

"Anoyaro! It's nothing to talk nonsense! I have clearly rejected it, okay!" I had a # on my forehead, imagining the scene where that guy appeared in front of me and was kicked away by me.

"Chen Luo-chan doesn't want to?" Xiao Kagura tilted her head and looked at me. "So that guy wants to eat swan meat himself, Alu, that's what he said, how can that Baga be worthy of my Chenluo sauce." She said, and patted my shoulder.

Xinbaji also sat down opposite me. "But Mr. Gui doesn't seem like the kind of person who spread rumors."

I covered my face with my paws. "To be precise, it's not a rumor. He did propose to me, but I rejected it."

"Why? Is it because you don't like wigs? Ah! Could it be that Chen Luo-chan can't forget that guy Kamui? No, no, no, no, Kamui is a domestic violence bastard. Chen Luo-chan must never miss him! As a family member, I will never allow Alu !"

"..." I was a little speechless, but I always had infinite patience with this little girl, Kagura. "Don't worry, Shenwei and I are just bad friends. There's nothing wrong with Gui, I just don't want to marry him."

"Didn't Kechen Luojiang say before that if one day you must marry someone, would you choose a wig?"

"But still..."

"Adults always have their own difficulties. You little devils are too young to understand." Yinsang, who had been silent all this time, suddenly interrupted my explanation.Afterwards, he pulled out another stack of money from the drawer and pushed it forward, "Chen Luo is a rare person who comes here once. You go to the market to buy some ingredients and ask this guy to cook us a good meal. Kagu Didn’t you keep talking about how long you haven’t tasted Chen Luo’s cooking?”

"So you asked me to come here because you wanted me to be your free cook?" I crossed my legs and turned my head from the back of the sofa to look at him. "Well, since it's Kagula sauce that wants to eat it, it's not impossible for me to be a free laborer. Let's go to Kagula sauce, Xinbaji, and go to the supermarket."

"Wait, you stay." Yinsang stopped me, the two of us, the cat and the dog, stopped and turned to look at him suspiciously. "I still have something to discuss with you."

Little Kagami Lexin Baji and I looked at each other, and we both saw doubts in each other's eyes. "Then you go, remember to buy more, or you won't be full of Kagula sauce." I patted their shoulders, watched little Kagura jumping into the shoes, and said, "I'm going out Already!" I also finished answering "Be careful all the way" with a smile.