[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

When I opened my eyes again the next day, I was already in the camp.Getting drunk gave me a terrible headache, but because I didn't drink much, I didn't feel nauseous.What happened last night, I can only recall seeing A Miao, ordering a bottle of Dong Peili, and then I don’t remember anything.

I stumbled up and got up, only to suddenly find someone sleeping on the ground.Mr. Hijikata, Okita, Kondo the orangutan, everyone all looked haggard.Not only that, but in the corridor outside the door, there are many soldiers lying here and there. If the corridor is not so big, I might see more.I remembered what A Miao said. During this period of time, everyone spent a lot of effort to find me.

I am very guilty, but I don't understand, I have already said that I went to Chunyu to look for Shenwei, why did I still look for me?Do you still expect that there is an arbitrary door leading directly to the spring rain on the earth?I found out later that because I had no record of buying a ticket, they were not sure whether I had really left the earth, and they were so troublesome to find me because they were afraid that something would happen to me.

That day, Mr. Hijikata, Okita, and Kondo orangutans surrounded me and asked me where I was going as if they were in a three-stage trial. I shook my head the whole time, and only said that I went to Chunyu to find Kamui, and nothing else explain.There was a long silence, then Kondo sighed and left the room.I apologized to Mr. Hijikata and Okita for the angry words that day, but Okita left the room almost immediately without saying a word.I looked up at Mr. Hijikata, he ignored me, first went out to smoke a cigarette, then came back and told me to ignore Okita.

I thought that Mr. Hijikata would give me a reprimand, saying that I had left my post without permission, disobeyed orders and so on, and then fined me a little salary, wrote thousands of reviews and closed for a while as a punishment, but he didn't say anything.My hangover lifted quickly and I was back at work the next day.Without the interference of the estrus period, everything returned to its usual state.

...No, something is still different.

The most obvious change is from Shinsengumi.Although the estrus period has passed, all the team members obviously have more scruples when getting along with me. It is only possible to get close to them when I turn back into a cat, but after all, no one hooks up with me and laughs loudly up.

It seems that Okita's anger will never disappear for the rest of his life. Unless he has a job, he will never take the initiative to talk to me, and naturally he will not talk about provocation.But this does not mean that I got rid of his harassment, on the contrary, I was more troubled.Now he often looks at me without saying a word, that kind of look makes me, a beast, feel a chill down my spine.His body always exudes a terrifying aura, which is slightly different from murderous aura, but it is equally dangerous.I have to pay more attention to him and be more careful, in case he gets stabbed by him inexplicably or does something else.Who knows, humans have more ways to torture people than beasts.

Something was wrong with Hijikata-san, too.Now the other team members don’t seem to welcome me to sleep in their closets. I don’t care. Although it’s winter, I can’t freeze to death if I sleep outside. If you want a warm place, there’s a heater in the lobby that’s always on. Beside is also a good place to go.But he ordered me to stay in his room, not only when he slept at night, but almost all the time when he didn't go on patrol and stayed in the garrison.

Mr. Hijikata is very quiet. He hardly makes any noise when he is working. It is indeed a good choice to sleep in a cardboard box in his room.But I'm a cat, and a super active cat in my teenage years, I like to run around and be left alone most of the time, and he's got me in this way, making me really feeling bad.

I'm trying to figure out why he's supervising me like this, which is exactly what he does when I'm in heat.But my estrus period has passed, logically speaking, until spring comes, it is possible, just possible for me to re-enter the estrus period, and it is still early from that time, before that, I have nothing on me It won't happen, there is no need for him to do so, and he may be disturbed by me at any time.

I can choose not to listen to him, and I did, but that day, the smell of cigarettes on Mr. Hijikata's body was a lot heavier. I don't know how many cigarettes he smoked, so I didn't dare not listen anymore .He has been smoking a lot recently, and it seems that something bothering him has been bothering him.One day, I couldn't help snatching his cigarette, and directly used my meat pad to suppress the smoke.I told him that my nose was really going to be scrapped, so he tried not to smoke any more in front of me.But he still smelled so bad of smoke that I was really worried that one day he would die of lung disease.

Cats like to be alone, even for someone like me who is already very close.In the past, when I was on patrol or performing missions, I rarely teamed up with people, but now, I always have someone by my side.Sometimes my platoon will be with Okita, during that time, I want to blow my hair almost every second.And when there are no players, there will be a figure of Wanshiwu by my side.

I don’t know if it’s an agreement between Mr. Hichikata and Manjiya or something, but almost every time I’m on patrol, I can see Manjiya, they’re either eating ramen, or hanging out, in all sorts of weird ways Meet me by chance, or simply accompany me on patrol and walk for a whole afternoon.

Sometimes Xinbaji is absent because of something in the dojo, and sometimes Xiao Kagura enters the city because of the invitation of Princess Cheng Ye, but Yinsang, this guy who smells of sweet desserts all over his body, is always there. No shortage.Once I couldn't bear it anymore and asked him if he didn't have to go to work, and he said he was working now.Only then did I know that the Shinsengumi and Wanshiwu had really reached an agreement, and I was in the state of being taken care of both inside and outside the village.

The most painful thing is during the rotation. If I had a rotation before, I would [-]% go to the Mansion House, but now because I see them every day, I don’t have to go anymore.At times like this, I don't know what to do.Once I went to Yoshihara during my rotation to cancel my information. Since I have already asked Shenwei, there is no need for me to use the name of Taifu here.

Yue Yong went to help me deliver the information. Before my butt was hot, I was shocked when I saw a group of people from Wanshiwu walking in.Obviously I turned into a cat and ran over, how did they get the news so quickly?When did Master House become an intelligence house?

"Could it be that you are dissatisfied with your desires again? Or if teenagers are so obsessed, they will not grow taller." While talking, this guy wiped his booger-filled hands on Xiao Kagura's head.

I kicked this guy out of the gate very cleanly, and hugged Xiao Kagura in my arms. "Oh, there was such a lot of filth here just now. While I am still another death master of Yoshihara, I will perform my duties again and help Yoshihara keep clean."

"It hurts, it hurts," Yinsang rubbed her head while getting up. "This place is already full of filth!"

"I'm sorry, what did you just say?" Yue Yongsang, who had already returned, appeared behind Yinsang, with a terrifying shadow on his face.

"You heard me wrong, I didn't say anything." Yinsang quickly got up and rushed into the room. "You women are too violent, isn't there such a gentle and good woman around Yinsang?"

"Yes, that's the anchor of Yuye, Madao Samurai-san, can you marry her back?" I raised my eyebrows and joked at Yin-sang.I'm ready for Yinsang to run the train with his mouth full of face, and then Xiao Kagura and I will work together to run him down.But he didn't say anything, I could smell it, he was a little upset.But did I say something wrong?

After learning that I went to Yoshiwara again, Mr. Hijikata and Okita had a big reaction. They didn't calm down until I explained clearly to them that Yoshihara didn't need two death masters.It seems that human beings are really sensitive to this kind of thing, next time I go to Yueyong and Sunlun, I'd better report it first.

None of the troubles I've had have the wig guy alone.That Baga...how should I put it?As a good stalker and lurker, for the first time in my life I know what it's like to be lurked.Of course, that guy is no match for me, not to mention his clumsy disguise, but I can easily recognize him from the smell.

But, the point is, do you remember that I belonged to Shinsengumi?Can you still tell I'm working?As a famous wanted criminal, you don't want to put a sack on me, why are you following me every day!I can turn a blind eye to you, but have you seen that I am surrounded by other people every day?Can't you be more interesting and roll as far as you can?

To be honest, I don't know what is going on in the wig's brain. I resisted the pressure of going back to be interrogated in three courts, and turned back into a cat one night. I went to his residence and prepared to ask him. What the hell is he up to lately, and I think this is the dumbest thing I've been doing these days.

Why on earth am I so overwhelmed, trying to have a good conversation with the wig guy!Is this the legendary cross-server chat?Why make amends?Why be responsible?Why live up to the trust?Is masturbating a cat illegal in this world?Even if you insist on treating me as a woman, then you should first go and make amends and take responsibility for the girl you used to date in Huajie!

That night, I, who had never played a game before, had a deep understanding of what cross-server chat is.After that, I just let him follow, and he can think whatever he likes.

In addition, I have a little trouble on my own body.Although I was sure to take medicine during the spring rain days, and even if I came back, I would guarantee to take short-acting contraceptives every day, but I was still a little worried.I started to have a habit of stroking my lower abdomen. I was really afraid that if one day there was a little meat ball that I was never familiar with, and I couldn't destroy it, what should I do.

I didn't go to the hospital, I don't know if I should go to the vet, I don't have the methods of human testing, the only way to know if I am pregnant is to see if my oestrus comes again.I used to hate it so much, but now, I look forward to it.Finally, in my apprehension, it came again with the gradually warming air of spring.My peaceful daily life, which has been deformed and out of shape, is over again.