[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first
Chapter 57 The sand is the tighter it is pinched, the faster it leaks
"No." Mr. Hijikata refused my request without even looking at me. "You stay in my room and you are not allowed to go anywhere."
"why?"
"The Ghost Soldier Team has made moves recently, and it's very short of manpower now. You can't leave." After he finished speaking, he picked up his coat and saber, turned around and left, without even waiting for me to ask why.I knelt on the ground and remained silent for a while, then stood up, picked up the key to the confinement room that Mr. Hijikata had hung on the wall, and walked out in silence.
We meet again, in this dark room with nothing in it.With my limbs wide open, I lay flat on the ground, looking at the bare ceiling.
Why did Mr. Hijikata refuse my leave?Even if it is really manned recently, doesn't he not know that I need more manpower to take care of me now?Don't let me go now, wait for me to drag my feet here?And he already knew that Chunyu and the Ghost Squad were in collusion. Now that I go to Chunyu, maybe I can get more information!Why not do something that kills two birds with one stone?
I really don't understand why he rejected me.Hijikata-san is so smart that a head like mine, which is not good at thinking, can think clearly.Mr. Hijikata is a very sensible person, he should sort out the stakes soon and let me go.Just wait a little longer.
With that in mind, I continued to lie flat on the ground, staring blankly at the ceiling.But for some reason, I actually fell asleep, and when I woke up, it was already night.There are no windows in the confinement room. I know this because Okita has returned. If the sky had not darkened, he would not have returned from work. Recently, he has been exceptionally dedicated to his work, and he has not missed a day of work.It was the sound of him delivering food that was so loud that it woke me up.
I opened my eyes in a daze, and as soon as I smelled the scent of Okita, I woke up instantly.This guy has been looking like he wants to cut me off recently. I can't show my belly so carelessly in front of him.
He just delivered a meal, but instead of using the trap door under the door of the confinement room, he opened the door and walked in.His physical ability has always been amazing, but he can still see my direction clearly in this extremely dark place that is very unfriendly to humans.
He walked towards me, and my eyes began to look around, wondering if I, who had become duller than before, could use such a dark environment to sneak out of the confinement room without turning back into a cat.In a negative state, I was completely unwilling to be alone in the same space with him.
However, at this moment, I suddenly felt something was wrong in my body.Oops, I forgot, when night falls, I'm probably going to start Shi Lezhi.I have to run away.I held my breath and took a step aside, but just as I moved, he grabbed my collar like crazy and pushed me back until my back hit the wall fiercely.
The breath I held was suddenly knocked out of my lungs, and my mind relaxed, and I suddenly felt the heat in my body grabbing this gap, and it began to invade like my brain.No, not now, I am being held up by the collar by a guy who seems to have been trying to rip my skin off!Hello!Wake up, myself!
"Tukata-san said, you asked him to ask for leave today." Okita's voice came slowly, in this darkness, coupled with the gloomy expression I saw on him, it was kind of like what I saw in Gui Horror movie feel.It's been a few months, and this is the first sentence he took the initiative to say to me that has nothing to do with work.
"Yeah." Because I was caught by the collar, I couldn't nod, I just hummed.Then, I paused again, "Because spring is here."
I was about to smile at him to ease the atmosphere, but he suddenly put his face close to him, and I could even clearly see the dark red eyeballs trembling in his wide-open eye sockets due to anger.But what kind of anger is he?
"The female cat is in spring again?" He said with a kind of indignation and malice, and I felt his fingers pressed against my neck, which was cold and cold, and I couldn't help shivering.My mind is not clear anymore, only my instinct is telling me that he is dangerous, stay away from him.
I quickly lowered my eyes, glanced left and right, and tried my best to find a way to escape.He seemed to see my movements clearly, and his fingers on my neck suddenly tightened.A sense of suffocation came, and I put my hands on his shoulders, trying to push him away, but it was in vain.In a trance, I heard his hot breath on my ear. "Mao-san," I heard him say, "I should really lock you up."
Then I lost consciousness.When I woke up, I found myself on the ground, and Okita was pressing on my shoulders, as if trying to prevent me from escaping.My ears and tail have been released, and the tail is flicking to the ground irritably, slapping and throbbing painfully.I am in a state of extreme crankiness.
There was a constant pressure on the neck. I raised my hand to feel it, and I happened to touch a collar. I tugged, but the collar was very tight. At least with my strength, I couldn't pull it off.In this situation, the more I prefer the cat form, the easier it is to lose control. I can't release my nails to cut it off, and even retract the ears and tail that have protruded.
I tugged on the collar fiercely again, and the suffocation made my anger rise a little more.A hand reached out, pinched mine, and forced me to loosen the collar.I looked at Okita angrily, he was smiling distortedly, with drooping eyelids, looking at me with an extremely contemptuous look. "Maosang, stop struggling and surrender to me."
However, I saw the water marks on the side of his neck all the way to the pinnae of his ears.You don't need to think about it, it must be my handwriting.Damn, it's normal for me to choose to fight with Okita when I lose my mind, but why should I lick him?How do I feel about him deep down in my heart?
Scenes flashed through my mind, and I, who was familiar with the body language of cats, was struck by lightning.
"What a mess!" (Dongda K!)*
I yelled out the name of the new Baji.
Okita seemed not expecting such a reaction from me, he froze for a moment, his strength relaxed for a moment.At this moment, I broke free from his restraint and ran towards the door.Eyes belonging to predators are easy to use. I found the handle of the door accurately, pulled the door open, closed it suddenly, and ran out.
I didn't know the direction, so I ran wildly outside like this, and jumped onto the outer wall lightly, but my feet slid down because I was not as strong as usual, and fell outside the wall.
"it hurts!"
"It hurts!" A voice whispered with me.As soon as I raised my head, I was looking into the eyes of Gui who was covering his head. For a moment, my expression was struck by lightning.
Brother, what are you doing here?Are you on standby again?This is the gate of the Shinsengumi, do you know that?Shall I tag you here?Whether it's following me or collecting local intelligence, is it the way of thinking that a normal person should have to just sneak into the enemy's lair without even putting on a disguise?You also brought such a landmark pet as Elizabeth, do you need to hold another sign and write "Katsura Kotaro is here"?
I wanted to start cursing with a contorted face, and then I heard Okita calling my name from inside the wall.Immediately, Elizabeth held up a sign. "Mr. Gui, Okita Sougo is coming in this direction!"
Gritting my teeth, I whispered, "Run!"
Gui didn't ask anything, grabbed my hand and ran away quickly.As expected of Runaway Kotaro, he is so familiar with the escape route, and his pace is so vigorous, he has been running for so long without slowing down.At the beginning I ran faster, but after a while I slowed down, and then I couldn't run at all, and it was all because Gui was pulling me forward.Until I ran all the way to his house, I was almost carried in by him.
Gui helped me to the table and sat down, turned my face away, my cheeks were a little red, I don't know if I ran away or what. "Chen Luodian, tidy up your clothes."
I was panting like a blower, and the tight collar around my neck was extremely hindering my breathing, which made me extremely sad.My hands groped around the face of the collar, hoping to find a knot to loosen it.Gui sighed, "You need a key to open that collar," he said, taking a quick look at me, then turning his head away quickly. "I'll get you a glass of water, and you can tidy up your clothes."
There was a soft knock on the door, and I tried to catch my breath, cursing Okita while looking at myself.It turned out that when I was lying on the ground during the day, I unbuttoned the top button of my clothes for comfort, and when I was arguing with Okita, I messed up my clothes a little bit. After running wildly just now, my current appearance is indeed a bit... um... ...disgraceful to the appearance of the city.
Running wildly made my whole body dry and hot, and my thinking was a little dull. I was shaking my collar and kept fanning the wind with one hand to cool down, while thinking about what happened in the Shinsengumi just now.I'm obviously annoyed by Okita so much... But my behavior towards him just now is completely different from Kamui. Deep in my heart, Kamui is an opponent that needs to be defeated and guarded against, while Okita is in my heart... a cub .
Yes, an annoying, difficult pup who needs nurturing.
Why? ?Where is something wrong?Or is it that he looked at me pitifully under the tree when he was a child, and enviously looked at Sanye who could caress me as much as he wanted? Did it take root too deep in my heart?But hasn't he grown up a lot now?And it's getting longer and more crooked, it's completely different from when he was a child, okay?Is this the power of first impressions?
Gui had already brought a glass of water and handed it to me. I thanked him absently, took the glass and poured it into my mouth, but ended up choking myself and coughing.Gui seemed to want to pat me on the back, but withdrew his hand back. I didn't notice this, and I was still thinking about the thing about Okita.The atmosphere was silent for a long time, until Elizabeth walked to the table and threw a whiteboard with nothing written on it on the table.
I was startled and came back to my senses. "What's up?"
Gui looked a little embarrassed, blushing and coughing dryly. "Elizabeth, you go to rest." Elizabeth held up the sign and staggered towards the door. When he put away the sign, I saw that it was written on the side facing Gui just now: "Mr. , you have been looking at her."
It was only then that I suddenly realized that I was now in Gui's house, and I hadn't been here since that day's crashing cross-server chat.What now, should I leave?I raised my eyes and looked at Gui, but hesitated.
The hot feeling on my body has been refusing to subside, but the sweat on my body has dried up long ago.Only then did I realize that it wasn't a fever caused by intense exercise at all, but my goddamn estrus.Tonight seemed unavoidable, and it was too late to rush to Chunyu now.The sedatives started to wear off long ago, so what do I do now?A live performance of seppuku?Or go to Yoshiwara?
Gui saw my hesitation, "Is there something unspeakable about Chen Luo Palace?"
"I... I'm in estrus again." I covered my face with my hands, and felt the hot breath coming from my palms. I knew that I probably didn't have time to reach Yoshihara.The dagger was not with me, so I turned to Gui. "Can you..." Can you lend me your knife?
Before I finished speaking, my eyes had lost focus, as if I had sunk into the deep sea, and I couldn't hear or see anything.
"why?"
"The Ghost Soldier Team has made moves recently, and it's very short of manpower now. You can't leave." After he finished speaking, he picked up his coat and saber, turned around and left, without even waiting for me to ask why.I knelt on the ground and remained silent for a while, then stood up, picked up the key to the confinement room that Mr. Hijikata had hung on the wall, and walked out in silence.
We meet again, in this dark room with nothing in it.With my limbs wide open, I lay flat on the ground, looking at the bare ceiling.
Why did Mr. Hijikata refuse my leave?Even if it is really manned recently, doesn't he not know that I need more manpower to take care of me now?Don't let me go now, wait for me to drag my feet here?And he already knew that Chunyu and the Ghost Squad were in collusion. Now that I go to Chunyu, maybe I can get more information!Why not do something that kills two birds with one stone?
I really don't understand why he rejected me.Hijikata-san is so smart that a head like mine, which is not good at thinking, can think clearly.Mr. Hijikata is a very sensible person, he should sort out the stakes soon and let me go.Just wait a little longer.
With that in mind, I continued to lie flat on the ground, staring blankly at the ceiling.But for some reason, I actually fell asleep, and when I woke up, it was already night.There are no windows in the confinement room. I know this because Okita has returned. If the sky had not darkened, he would not have returned from work. Recently, he has been exceptionally dedicated to his work, and he has not missed a day of work.It was the sound of him delivering food that was so loud that it woke me up.
I opened my eyes in a daze, and as soon as I smelled the scent of Okita, I woke up instantly.This guy has been looking like he wants to cut me off recently. I can't show my belly so carelessly in front of him.
He just delivered a meal, but instead of using the trap door under the door of the confinement room, he opened the door and walked in.His physical ability has always been amazing, but he can still see my direction clearly in this extremely dark place that is very unfriendly to humans.
He walked towards me, and my eyes began to look around, wondering if I, who had become duller than before, could use such a dark environment to sneak out of the confinement room without turning back into a cat.In a negative state, I was completely unwilling to be alone in the same space with him.
However, at this moment, I suddenly felt something was wrong in my body.Oops, I forgot, when night falls, I'm probably going to start Shi Lezhi.I have to run away.I held my breath and took a step aside, but just as I moved, he grabbed my collar like crazy and pushed me back until my back hit the wall fiercely.
The breath I held was suddenly knocked out of my lungs, and my mind relaxed, and I suddenly felt the heat in my body grabbing this gap, and it began to invade like my brain.No, not now, I am being held up by the collar by a guy who seems to have been trying to rip my skin off!Hello!Wake up, myself!
"Tukata-san said, you asked him to ask for leave today." Okita's voice came slowly, in this darkness, coupled with the gloomy expression I saw on him, it was kind of like what I saw in Gui Horror movie feel.It's been a few months, and this is the first sentence he took the initiative to say to me that has nothing to do with work.
"Yeah." Because I was caught by the collar, I couldn't nod, I just hummed.Then, I paused again, "Because spring is here."
I was about to smile at him to ease the atmosphere, but he suddenly put his face close to him, and I could even clearly see the dark red eyeballs trembling in his wide-open eye sockets due to anger.But what kind of anger is he?
"The female cat is in spring again?" He said with a kind of indignation and malice, and I felt his fingers pressed against my neck, which was cold and cold, and I couldn't help shivering.My mind is not clear anymore, only my instinct is telling me that he is dangerous, stay away from him.
I quickly lowered my eyes, glanced left and right, and tried my best to find a way to escape.He seemed to see my movements clearly, and his fingers on my neck suddenly tightened.A sense of suffocation came, and I put my hands on his shoulders, trying to push him away, but it was in vain.In a trance, I heard his hot breath on my ear. "Mao-san," I heard him say, "I should really lock you up."
Then I lost consciousness.When I woke up, I found myself on the ground, and Okita was pressing on my shoulders, as if trying to prevent me from escaping.My ears and tail have been released, and the tail is flicking to the ground irritably, slapping and throbbing painfully.I am in a state of extreme crankiness.
There was a constant pressure on the neck. I raised my hand to feel it, and I happened to touch a collar. I tugged, but the collar was very tight. At least with my strength, I couldn't pull it off.In this situation, the more I prefer the cat form, the easier it is to lose control. I can't release my nails to cut it off, and even retract the ears and tail that have protruded.
I tugged on the collar fiercely again, and the suffocation made my anger rise a little more.A hand reached out, pinched mine, and forced me to loosen the collar.I looked at Okita angrily, he was smiling distortedly, with drooping eyelids, looking at me with an extremely contemptuous look. "Maosang, stop struggling and surrender to me."
However, I saw the water marks on the side of his neck all the way to the pinnae of his ears.You don't need to think about it, it must be my handwriting.Damn, it's normal for me to choose to fight with Okita when I lose my mind, but why should I lick him?How do I feel about him deep down in my heart?
Scenes flashed through my mind, and I, who was familiar with the body language of cats, was struck by lightning.
"What a mess!" (Dongda K!)*
I yelled out the name of the new Baji.
Okita seemed not expecting such a reaction from me, he froze for a moment, his strength relaxed for a moment.At this moment, I broke free from his restraint and ran towards the door.Eyes belonging to predators are easy to use. I found the handle of the door accurately, pulled the door open, closed it suddenly, and ran out.
I didn't know the direction, so I ran wildly outside like this, and jumped onto the outer wall lightly, but my feet slid down because I was not as strong as usual, and fell outside the wall.
"it hurts!"
"It hurts!" A voice whispered with me.As soon as I raised my head, I was looking into the eyes of Gui who was covering his head. For a moment, my expression was struck by lightning.
Brother, what are you doing here?Are you on standby again?This is the gate of the Shinsengumi, do you know that?Shall I tag you here?Whether it's following me or collecting local intelligence, is it the way of thinking that a normal person should have to just sneak into the enemy's lair without even putting on a disguise?You also brought such a landmark pet as Elizabeth, do you need to hold another sign and write "Katsura Kotaro is here"?
I wanted to start cursing with a contorted face, and then I heard Okita calling my name from inside the wall.Immediately, Elizabeth held up a sign. "Mr. Gui, Okita Sougo is coming in this direction!"
Gritting my teeth, I whispered, "Run!"
Gui didn't ask anything, grabbed my hand and ran away quickly.As expected of Runaway Kotaro, he is so familiar with the escape route, and his pace is so vigorous, he has been running for so long without slowing down.At the beginning I ran faster, but after a while I slowed down, and then I couldn't run at all, and it was all because Gui was pulling me forward.Until I ran all the way to his house, I was almost carried in by him.
Gui helped me to the table and sat down, turned my face away, my cheeks were a little red, I don't know if I ran away or what. "Chen Luodian, tidy up your clothes."
I was panting like a blower, and the tight collar around my neck was extremely hindering my breathing, which made me extremely sad.My hands groped around the face of the collar, hoping to find a knot to loosen it.Gui sighed, "You need a key to open that collar," he said, taking a quick look at me, then turning his head away quickly. "I'll get you a glass of water, and you can tidy up your clothes."
There was a soft knock on the door, and I tried to catch my breath, cursing Okita while looking at myself.It turned out that when I was lying on the ground during the day, I unbuttoned the top button of my clothes for comfort, and when I was arguing with Okita, I messed up my clothes a little bit. After running wildly just now, my current appearance is indeed a bit... um... ...disgraceful to the appearance of the city.
Running wildly made my whole body dry and hot, and my thinking was a little dull. I was shaking my collar and kept fanning the wind with one hand to cool down, while thinking about what happened in the Shinsengumi just now.I'm obviously annoyed by Okita so much... But my behavior towards him just now is completely different from Kamui. Deep in my heart, Kamui is an opponent that needs to be defeated and guarded against, while Okita is in my heart... a cub .
Yes, an annoying, difficult pup who needs nurturing.
Why? ?Where is something wrong?Or is it that he looked at me pitifully under the tree when he was a child, and enviously looked at Sanye who could caress me as much as he wanted? Did it take root too deep in my heart?But hasn't he grown up a lot now?And it's getting longer and more crooked, it's completely different from when he was a child, okay?Is this the power of first impressions?
Gui had already brought a glass of water and handed it to me. I thanked him absently, took the glass and poured it into my mouth, but ended up choking myself and coughing.Gui seemed to want to pat me on the back, but withdrew his hand back. I didn't notice this, and I was still thinking about the thing about Okita.The atmosphere was silent for a long time, until Elizabeth walked to the table and threw a whiteboard with nothing written on it on the table.
I was startled and came back to my senses. "What's up?"
Gui looked a little embarrassed, blushing and coughing dryly. "Elizabeth, you go to rest." Elizabeth held up the sign and staggered towards the door. When he put away the sign, I saw that it was written on the side facing Gui just now: "Mr. , you have been looking at her."
It was only then that I suddenly realized that I was now in Gui's house, and I hadn't been here since that day's crashing cross-server chat.What now, should I leave?I raised my eyes and looked at Gui, but hesitated.
The hot feeling on my body has been refusing to subside, but the sweat on my body has dried up long ago.Only then did I realize that it wasn't a fever caused by intense exercise at all, but my goddamn estrus.Tonight seemed unavoidable, and it was too late to rush to Chunyu now.The sedatives started to wear off long ago, so what do I do now?A live performance of seppuku?Or go to Yoshiwara?
Gui saw my hesitation, "Is there something unspeakable about Chen Luo Palace?"
"I... I'm in estrus again." I covered my face with my hands, and felt the hot breath coming from my palms. I knew that I probably didn't have time to reach Yoshihara.The dagger was not with me, so I turned to Gui. "Can you..." Can you lend me your knife?
Before I finished speaking, my eyes had lost focus, as if I had sunk into the deep sea, and I couldn't hear or see anything.
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