[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

"Ahahaha, ahaha, look, Mutsu, who has a cat on our boat? It looks like the one I saw at Jin Shi's house!"

The accent!Didn't this crash into the roof of the Master House, and the little Kagura complained about Sakamoto Tatsuma who was sleeping for a long time and leaking the wind at night!

I got out, and sure enough, I saw Tatsuma Sakamoto's stupid face and his super beautiful and capable lieutenant, Mutsu, Yatusa.

"That's right, it's me." I walked up to them and flicked my tail.

"Ah! I've spoken!" Sakamoto Tatsuma was startled, and turned his face back again, "It's a girl's voice! Hey, are you a monster? Will you change into a human form?"

"Okay, you've seen me." I stepped back a little and changed back. "The member of the Shinsengumi who dealt with the accident where you crashed into the Master House, Chen Luo."

"Ahahaha! It turned out to be that beautiful Ou Nei-chan! It's fate to meet here! Do you want to have a drink with me after we arrive on Earth?"

Bang!

There was a burst of dust, and Mutsu stood on the back of Sakamoto Tatsuma's head, just looking at me. "Our captain's brain is not very good, please don't mind. Excuse me, why is Chen Luosang on the boat of our fast rescue team?"

"Ah, didn't you just do business with the Seventh Division of Chunyu? I happened to be locked up there. I wanted to return to Earth quickly, so I sneaked onto your ship. Are you going to Earth now? ?”

"Yes, the next batch of goods will be delivered to Earth. If Chen Luosang stays with us, it will probably arrive tomorrow night."

"Thank you so much! I'm worried that I don't have enough money to buy a ticket back!"

"It's great to be of help, then Chen Luosang, please come with me, I will arrange an empty room for you." After Mutsu finished speaking, he turned his head and led me away from the cargo hold full of containers. Only the guy with blood on his face was left lying on the ground screaming miserably.

I followed behind Mutsu, my footsteps became lighter in a good mood, and my ponytail flicked behind me.It's been a long time since I met such a reasonable person, and Mutsu-san is really amazing.

I originally wanted to borrow Mutsu's clothes, but her height is too different from mine, so I had to give up.But thankfully, she managed to get me the right underwear, and I ended up smothering myself with bandages.You mean the one I just bought?Was already torn apart by Kamui, okay?Chunyu's spaceship had already left the ground at that time, and I didn't even have a way to rebuild it.

Sakamoto Tatsuma is just a bit obsessed, not a bad person in essence, and has a very hearty personality, and he quickly became friends with a guy like me who has nothing to do with women except for his measurements.In order to thank him, I agreed to the request to drink with him after arriving on Earth. Anyway, it was his treat, and I didn’t drink for nothing.Speaking of which, I haven't had a drink yet.

Originally, Mutsu-san planned to stop it, but after seeing a reliable guy like me accompanying him, he agreed.As soon as the Kuailin pill landed, he and I hooked up shoulder to shoulder and headed towards the bar happily.I didn't notice that the bar we went into was quite familiar to me, the one where A Miao worked.

The taste of the wine is not good, but it is not bad. After I drank a little, I fell in love with the slightly psychedelic feeling afterward.At this time, I didn't realize that I had actually started to drift a little bit.When A Miao saw me, her face turned pale with shock, she hurried over and pushed me. "Chen Luo sauce?"

"What's the matter, A Miao?" I said with my tongue out, and then I grabbed her shoulders. "Seeing that we have such a good relationship, I decided to add some monthly results to you! Last bottle of Dong Peili! Remember to credit it to A Miao!"

"Okay! A bottle of Dong Peili at table seven!"

I shoved Tatsuma Sakamoto and tilted my head in his direction. "Hey, you will pay in the end!"

"Ahahaha! No problem!"

"Enough!" I put my arm around his shoulder, slapped him hard on the shoulder, and grabbed a bottle of wine from the table. "Come on! Do it!"

"Dry!"

Ignoring A Miao's anxious gaze, I stared at the mouth of the bottle for a while.A Miao quickly grabbed my arm and pulled my hand away. I couldn't hold back her strength and put the wine bottle on the table. "What's wrong, A Miao?" I looked at her drunkenly.

She supported me when I was staggering, and hurriedly called the waiter. "Hurry up, call Yinsang. Chen Luojiang, where have you been these days? Everyone is looking for you to death!"

"Ah? I told them all! Hiccup!" I hiccupped and paused for a while, as if I didn't realize that it was me. "I'm not on the earth, of course they can't find me. Let's not talk about this, A Miao, I still want to drink."

"You are not suitable for drinking! Be good, don't drink now, or you will have a headache." A Miao hugged me in her arms, drunk, and I became softer and I couldn't resist her strange power.

"A Miao? Why did you stop me? It's okay! I'm a very powerful big monster, nothing can defeat me!"

She didn't answer, and while stroking my hair, she looked anxiously in the direction of the gate.After a while, there were anxious footsteps at the door, and then the figures of Manshiya and Mutsu appeared at the door.A Miao hurriedly supported me to stand up, and waved at them. As soon as the three people in Wanshiwu saw this, they ran over in a hurry.

"Ahahaha, Jin Toki, are you coming to drink too?" Sakamoto Tatsuma greeted him with a big smile as before, trying to hook Yinsang's shoulder, but he raised his hand to open it. "Golden time?"

Yinsang didn't speak, but looked straight at me, frowning tightly.I looked at him for a while, then suddenly stood up from A Miao's arms, swaying left and right into his arms. "Yin Sang," I opened my mouth and sprayed the smell of alcohol on his face.He lowered his eyes and looked at me, still not saying a word, nor supporting me.

I raised two hands, put one on his shoulder and the other on the center of his brow, smoothed out the wrinkle with all my strength, and raised the eyebrow upward.Then, I withdrew my hand, looked at him again, and smiled with satisfaction. "The distance between your eyebrows and eyes is wide enough, so it's normal. I said Yinsang, you haven't changed at all since you were young. You have the same dead fish eyes, the same love for sweets, and the same lack of motivation. Even the mouth addiction. Chan, change it to Eun-san when you grow up. Really, it’s time for you to graduate from the cool behavior of calling yourself in the third person.”

"Look at me, I'm not the same as you at all. I'm obviously raised by Songyang, why is there such a big gap? Well... probably because I'm a very powerful monster, and you are just more powerful Baga, right? Hahahaha, it's amazing that I didn't grow crooked at all!"

"Silver sauce, Chen Luochan, what is she talking about? I can't understand Alu at all. Yinchan? What's wrong with you, Yinchan? Your expression is as scary as if you saw a ghost, Alu."

"...It's nothing." Yinsang took a deep breath and put his arms around my waist, "I just suddenly found out that this guy is actually not yet 20 years old, so he can't drink alcohol. Xinbaji, call the Shinsengumi The group of guys, tell them that the stupid cat has found it, and come to pick it up."

He turned to Mutsu who had neatly kicked Tatsuma Sakamoto into the ground again, "Why is this guy staying with Sakamoto?"

"We made a deal with Chunyu, she slipped onto our boat at that time, and according to her, she was locked up on it."

"I see, thank you for bringing her back, we have been looking for her these days."

Mutsu-san nodded to him, and Tatsuma Sakamoto left with a bloody face.I stuck my head out from Yinsang's shoulder and waved to him: "Let's have a drink together when you have time!"

"Okay! It's a word!"

Then I was pressed down by Yinsang pressing my head down.He looked at me expressionlessly, the light in his scarlet eyes flickering. "Chen Luo..." He called my name, but didn't say anything.I waited patiently for a while, but fell asleep because I was so drunk.

Sakata Gintoki looked at the sleeping girl in his arms—he only realized now that this guy was really a girl.Although Kagura has always been called a girl, she has always claimed that she is several decades old, so he has always treated her as an adult-with complicated emotions.She was actually that little black.He thought that the kitten had died a long time ago, either from the war or from old age, even though she didn't grow up at all during the years when he was still in private school.

When he saw her transform back into a cat for the first time, he didn't think of that cat, but almost instantly, he denied that idea.His past was so shattered that he couldn't even make out a shape. How could a weak little milk cat survive.

He recalled the time when Songyang carried her up to the podium and introduced her to their group of children. "This is Xiao Hei." He said with a smile, the little milk cat writhed in his arms, turned his head and yelled loudly at him in dissatisfaction, that soft appearance immediately conquered the hearts of all the children.Songyang patted her head, apologized to her, and put her on the ground.She shook her hair, and without looking at the group of children looking at her with shining eyes, she quickly ran away through the narrow door.

"You have to be considerate of her," Songyang said to the children, "she was only born a few months ago, and she is still an ignorant little girl. The teacher cannot be free at any time, so when she is outside, please ask everyone Be a competent big brother and big sister and take good care of her."

She is still a little girl, and we are all brothers and sisters, so take good care of her.Sakata Gintoki always remembered this sentence.Who would have thought that this little girl wouldn't grow up at all, she would only be for several years.He once asked Songyang why Xiaohei didn't grow up, Songyang just smiled and said that the teacher didn't know about this question.

She has always been so soft, even the teeth and claws that God gave her to hunt and protect herself. Yinsang once pitied her when she was Yinjiang, and thought she was so unlucky, even more unlucky than him.When he was young, he fell into the pile of corpses. At least he still had flexible hands to hold a knife, but this little thing couldn't even use a tool.If one day she left them, she would die soon.No, he must take good care of her.

Although she had paid careful attention to it every day, she disappeared one night when he was asleep.The strange thing is that Songyang is not in a hurry.He was sad for a few days because of this, but it was only a few days, because a bigger change happened and the private school disappeared.He wondered if she had a premonition of what would happen and ran away.

For a while, he hated her, hated why she was so ruthless, and just left the private school and Songyang who had been raising her and ran away, but even if she ran away, she couldn't survive on her own.Thinking of this, he even had a sense of revenge.But later, he felt that what she did was right. In that case, she had to run away so as not to affect other people.After all, she can't do anything but hold her back.

Yet now she's back, in an unexpected way.She hasn't changed at all, she is still so aggressive and has such a bad temper, but she has changed into a human form, has flexible hands, can use words, so she can quarrel with others more confidently, but at the same time, she is still so soft, Whether it is the body, or the heart hidden under any appearance.

Then should he also abide by the agreement Songyang made with him earlier, pick up his previous responsibilities, and take good care of her where Songyang didn't notice?