[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I opened my eyes and took two seconds to sort out the situation. Then, I raised my legs and kicked Kamui beside me.

"Aw!" It was me who screamed, not him.I lay on the bed, holding my old waist.Am I fucking old?Why do I have such a backache at such a young age!Why doesn't my body judge overwork as an injury and repair it?

Kamui woke up too, turned his face sideways, and smiled at me. "Oh ha yo Chen Luo, I'm hungry."

"You bastard, do you mean to expect me to do it?" I wanted to growl, but suddenly felt that there was a leak in my throat, and it hurt a little when I shouted. "Is there any water?" I stretched out a hand from under the quilt.

Shenwei poured a glass from the cabinet next to the bed and handed it to me. I drank it a few sips, put the cup back into his hand, hugged the quilt and rolled around a few times, wrapped myself tightly, and turned my back to Shenwei again. I closed my eyes.

I heard him getting dressed, then footsteps, then the door opened and closed, and I rolled over, staring at the ceiling, remembering what had happened last night.

After I fell asleep, it seemed that it was Shi Lezhi, and then he ran into Shenwei's room, and seemed to attack him or something... That guy seemed to have threatened me a lot... Oh, I can't remember clearly, Anyway, in my inner world, the existence of this guy is completely an enemy!

But this guy is really an asshole, thinking of deliberately torturing me or something... I'm a cat, okay!There is no persistence at all on the body, okay!Can't this guy be a little more considerate! ...Forget it, I'm really stupid enough to want Kamui to be more considerate...

But in this way, it should be regarded as having survived the estrus period, right?Or maybe I still need Shi Lezhi a few times, and I still need to spend this time here?What is the reason for the suspension of estrus?Copulation or Pregnancy?What did Hijikata-san say at the beginning?How can I forget it all!Ah, speaking of being pregnant... I need to take my medicine quickly.

The medicine is in my own room. Although I really don't care much about what I wear, no celestial being on any planet has the habit of running naked, so I had to find a way to put on my clothes first.I walked down the ground with my waist supported, and saw a few familiar pieces of cloth on the ground at a glance.Very good, isn't this my cheongsam, underwear, and fat times?Shenwei, you bastard, can you die with a little patience?What am I wearing now!The outerwear can be solved casually, but what about the underwear?Is there another woman in your boat besides me?

Heartbroken, I dug out his medicine box, managed to solve it with gauze, bandages, and medical tape, and then found his Tang suit, re-dressed like a man with well-developed chest muscles.Seeing that the ship was still parked on that planet, I breathed a sigh of relief and ran down to buy a new set of clothes.When I was about to go back to the boat, I happened to meet Kamui. He looked at me sullenly and asked me what I was doing.

I shook the bag in my hand at him, "Go shopping for clothes."

He laughed again, came over and put his arms around my waist, "My clothes fit you well."

"It fits you, sir." I tapped him on the top of his head, "There is a difference of half a meter between our measurements. Be patient next time. Girls' clothes are very expensive, and I do serious work. , the wages are very low, and I don’t have that much money to buy clothes.”

"Hi Yi, Hi Yi." He dragged me back to the room in a good mood, and only then did I know that he was serving breakfast for me.I glanced at today's date silently, I have to write down today, I have known him for so long, this is the first time he has shown a little thoughtfulness.

After breakfast, I kicked Shenwei out of the room. Seeing him ready to move, I felt a headache and a pain in my back.I, an older girl, can't stand the toss of a young man like him.

After taking the pile of medicines, I covered my head with a quilt and fell asleep again, until I woke up from hunger, and then I dawdled out of bed again.

It is expected that it is appropriate to eat something on this ship, unless I do it myself, my appetite has always been small, and I really can't stand such a big meal.The galley is on the other side of the boat, and I can only walk straight through it.

My body is recovering well. I was walking while stretching my muscles and bones. When I passed the middle of the spaceship, I suddenly smelled a familiar smell of smoke. Immediately afterwards, I saw a garment with a golden butterfly printed on it dangling in the dark.

My steps stopped abruptly.

A spark flickered, and I saw the man turn and meet my gaze.I froze in place, not knowing what to say.

His eyes flicked over my clothes. "Are you going to be Chun Yu's undercover agent this time?"

I bit my lower lip and looked away. "I just came to ask Shenwei for help. If there is nothing else, I will leave first."

"I just want to remind you that if you repent at any time, you are welcome at any time in the Ghost Soldier Squad."

I didn't answer, hooked my head, and passed through here quickly, feeling extremely bad.I thought, I should have expected him to be here.

Afraid of meeting Takasugi again, I stayed in the kitchen for a long time until Kamui came to find me.He looked at me with a smile: "Did Chen Luo cook for me?"

"No, go die." I swung my paw at him, but he grabbed my wrist.

"But it's almost supper time, and I'm hungry," he said.

It was only then that I realized that I had been in the kitchen for so long.Takasugi reminded me that now I am in the enemy's base camp, no matter what, I should try my best to maintain a good state, and I still have to eat dinner.I shook off Kamui's wrist and pushed him out. "Go to the table and wait."

"Okay." He hugged me and kissed me on the cheek. I pushed him away, closed the kitchen door, and wiped my face with my sleeve in disgust.

I did have a few more seizures these days, but fortunately, thanks to Shenwei, it was basically resolved.Only once, a little bit of an accident.

My Shi Lezhi seizures were very irregular. The seizures occurred one afternoon. I woke up suddenly during my nap and lost consciousness at the same time.I ran out with my pajamas on. Afterwards, I remembered that I released the cat ears and tail. When I had an attack, the actions I showed were all based on my deepest view of that person. It must have been like that at that time , I want to fight with Kamui.

But on the way to use my sense of smell to find Kamui, I once again ran into Takasugi who had been avoiding me for several days.I stopped, looked at him for a while, and actually walked to his side, standing side by side with him, making a snoring sound from my throat.He was smoking a cigarette, and the smoke from his spit scattered to my side, causing me to sneeze a series of times, but I still refused to leave, and stood beside him reluctantly, without saying a word.

Maybe Gao Shan was curious, and reached out to touch my shoulder, I actually leaned over and licked his hand, and then leaned into his arms, while continuing to gently lick his naked body. Skin, while constantly making a gurgling sound from his throat.Takasugi didn't push me away, the smell of smoke on his body was too strong, and I couldn't remember the smell he emitted at that time, so I couldn't guess his mood and thoughts at that time, anyway, at that time, Kamui came.

He pulled me away from Takasugi, I quickly returned to the state of fighting, and grabbed him, but he easily pinched my wrist because I was not in the right state and moved too slowly. Wrist dislocated.The pain didn't wake me up, but scratched at Shenwei even more fiercely, and he dragged me back to the room directly.

That night—and I mean the night from the afternoon until the next morning—I was kept in his room.I won't go into specifics about what happened, but just to summarize, if I wasn't immortal, I might have been played to death by Shenwei long ago.

The matter of the estrus period has to be solved by the method of the estrus period. I woke up halfway through, and I really wanted to explain it, but that guy didn’t cooperate at all, and finally listened to my intermittent explanation. But he didn't calm down at all, instead he started to attack harder.Although I really didn't want to give in, I still begged for mercy in the end, well, although it didn't help at all.

Since then, Shenwei has not allowed me to go out, and I really didn't want to go out at first, I really didn't know what expression to use to face Takasugi.My embarrassment was not because I showed an ugly face or did something that humans are ashamed of, but I found that I actually regarded Takasugi as the same kind.My actions that day were exactly what cats would do when they or their companions were hurt. My heart told me that I cared about him, even cared about him.

Although I knew that he would never be able to read the cat's body language, so he would never know my thoughts, but I still couldn't escape my inner scrutiny.As soon as I saw him, my heart would condemn me, and I would feel very ashamed, so avoiding him temporarily was the best way I could think of.As for what he thinks, and what Kamui thinks after seeing all this, I don't care at all.

But after being grounded for a long time, I also found trouble.My estrus period has passed, but Shenwei is still unwilling to let me go.Although he still wanted to prostitute himself in the daytime, I sternly rejected him, then packed up and threw him out.Without estrus, I have no interest in that kind of thing at all. Most animals in this world don't indulge in sex like humans.

I thought about my work again, and thought of my friends on earth. I haven’t had time to thank Xiao Kagura and Joharu, and apologize to Mr. Hijikata, Yinsang and Okita who were insulted by me. I prepared a place to go, but I didn't get a formal vacation permit. Maybe many team members have already worked overtime for a few days because of my sudden absence... No matter what, I have to go back quickly.

Shenwei can't stop me. If he hasn't forgotten what I did when he saw me for the first time, he should understand that I'm a wild cat, but I'm good at sneaking and fare evasion.If he goes back tonight, he will probably see his poor door that was split open by sharp claws, and I thought of turning back into a kitten nestled in a pile of shipping containers.