[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Finally arrived at the garrison, I quickly got out of the car, and almost trotted all the way to get the key and sedative of the confinement room. At the door of the confinement room, I saw Okita.He stared at me, looking like he was about to stab me anytime.I stopped and looked back at him. I was thinking, if he really gave me a knife, then I hope he will aim a little bit, preferably through the lower abdomen, then I can at least be awake, and then find a way to return to him. kick.

But Okita just walked in front of me, and got so close to me that I could almost feel his breath.He stared at me, cursed, "Stupid cat," and walked away with his pockets in his pocket.

I raised my eyebrows and looked at his back like a psychopath.What is this kid doing?Human puberty ghosts have never seen a few weird ones like him!

I ignored him, and I stepped into the confinement room, skillfully put on the collar and chain on myself. (When I was doing this, I actually broke down. When did I become so proficient in this thing! Go to the fucking estrus!) I pried off the cap of the sedative, raised my head, and took a sip And do.I don't care what happens next, anyway, I don't think it will be worse than what has happened, the most important task now is to get a good night's sleep.

It was a peaceful night, at least it seemed to me.I am still in the confinement room, the only difference from before I fell asleep last night is that I have changed my position.I stood up, untied the collar, and threw it on the ground.I touched my neck and felt that the redness and swelling caused by friction had subsided. I moved my muscles and bones and walked to the bathroom.

"Oh ha, Mina-san." I said hello, and skillfully grabbed the rubber band in my pocket, and combed my hair in front of the mirror.In the mirror, I saw all the team members step back in a circle, turning my surroundings into a vacuum.Well, in special times, there is no way.I felt a little regretful, finished washing at three times the usual speed, waved to them, and went out to the cafeteria.

Today is still a day of confinement, unlike the confinement when I am sick, I better not be near anyone now.In order to prevent me from sneaking away again, the garrison station sent people to guard me, but today I don’t know why I was assigned to Chongtian.This guy's unexplained anger hasn't dissipated yet, and I don't want to provoke him, just lying on the ground in a daze like a salted fish.

However, before noon, I couldn't sit still at all.No, I have to leave this guy, and if I don't even say a word like this, I guess I'll be suffocated to death when the others come back at night.So I raised my hand and tapped on the floor near Okita. "Hey, I'm so bored, I want to go to the master house."

He looked up at me without saying a word.I turned on my side, resting my head on one arm. "It's okay to just go to the Master's House, right? I can play with Xiao Kagura, and Yinsang can help watch me. You just need to send me there, then go do something casually, and come pick me up at night."

He still didn't say a word, just picked up the knife and stood up.I know it's done.I also quickly put on my shoes and followed him. Although he still had a bad face, I didn't feel embarrassed at all because I was about to get rid of the suffocating air.

Little Kagura first welcomed me, and then kicked Okita out. Before I could even react, Little Kagura closed the door with a bang.She grabbed the hand I had just extended to stop her violently attacking the police, and dragged me into the house.

"Chen Luo-chan, sit here and don't move. If you need anything, just tell me, Aru!" Little Kagura spread her legs and slapped her chest, "It was Chen Luo-chan who took care of me before, but now Chen Luo-chan is in a bad state. Alright, then let me take care of Chen Luo Jiang Alu!"

"Haha, Aligado Kagula Sauce, I'm not that weak yet."

"Chen Luojiang, I found Haagen-Dazs Aru in the refrigerator! Do you want to eat it? Ah! There is even Daifuku!"

"Arnold... Kagula sauce? Did you hear what I said?"

"I remember that the dumpling over there is also delicious, Chen Luo sauce, do you want to eat it?"

"Ka... Kagula sauce? I can't eat so many things! Anyway, calm down first! The bespectacled boy over there is still curly! Hurry up and help hold her!"

There was lively noise from upstairs, and they were waiting under the window for the stupid cat to come out to say goodbye. With his pockets in his pocket, Okita turned and left expressionlessly.

It was very easy to calm down the little Kagura who seemed to be overreacting after being a little stimulated. I lay down on the sofa in the master room, feeling deeply tired.Just when I was completely relaxed, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Yinshi? Are you at Yinshi?"

It's Gui!I snapped my eyes open.what to do?Should I hide for a while?But where is it better to hide?The Wanshiwu is not big enough to hide me alone!Would it be too weird for me to jump out of the window and escape now?He will definitely be captured by Xiao Kagura and Yinsang together!But if I don't run away, after the embarrassment of last night, how can I look directly at the black long straight Baga at the door!

"There is no way to race, Yinshi is not at home!" Yinsang was so noisy that she yelled towards the door. "The wig is annoying you to death, Yinsang, didn't I tell you earlier that I decided to resign from the job!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! I'm not here today to persuade you to join me in fighting against barbarians. I have something very troublesome and I want to discuss it with you..." The guy with the wig has already consciously opened the door and walked in. I met eyes with me who decided to hide in the toilet first and then try to find a solution.

"...Chen Luodian, it was you last night..."

"No, nothing, your illusion."

The atmosphere fell silent.

"Hey, Dingchun looks like he can't hold his poop anymore, Kagula, you go take him out for a walk and solve it, Xinbaji, you go with Kagula."

"Eh? Why?" Little Kagura hadn't reacted yet, but was dragged up by Xinbaji.The sound of the door closing came, and the air in the master room was silent again.

"Anyway, let's explain first." Yinsang squinted at me.

"Actually, before I went to Yoshihara yesterday, I had another attack. I don't know the specific situation. Anyway, I was still a cat when I slipped out, and I went in the direction of Yoshihara, but when I woke up, I was at his house. It’s done, and it’s still in human form.” I couldn’t help but cover my face again as I spoke. "In short, I really don't know anything. It's not like you haven't seen it in that situation. I'm completely out of control in that situation."

The wig looks at us, "What are you talking about?"

"Oh, I almost forgot, you don't know anything." I turned my body to his side, but I refused to look at him all the time, I just stared at the corner of the coffee table. "You saw that I'm Xiao Hei last night." I put out my ears, shook them quickly on the top of my head, and quickly put them back. "Then, didn't I grow up a little a few days ago? Then it seemed that I suddenly stepped into sexual maturity from infancy, and suddenly had an estrus period, and I would be out of control during the attack, just like you last night As you can see on the Internet. There is no solution at all.”

"In short, it was just an accident that such an oolong happened. You'd better forget about it quickly."

"Then why did Chen Luodian turn into a cat to get close to me?"

"Because you like cats." I took it for granted, "If you are tired from work and want to find someone to help you massage, you are the right person."

"That is to say, I touched Chen Luodian's whole body a long time ago."

My breath stopped. "Well... If you insist on saying that, it is indeed true. But I don't care at all, our species are different, and I have no interest in humans."

"Can……"

"Wig, don't talk about it." Yinsang suddenly interjected, "Chen Luo is impossible with you, have you forgotten her job?"

Silver mulberry! good job!I gave him a grateful look, and quickly picked up the conversation. "I will not leave the Shinsengumi. The person I want to kill has already been killed. The current shogunate has not violated my will. Gui, do you want to give up the barbarians?"

"Impossible!" He replied without thinking.

"That's fine." I relaxed and leaned on the back of the sofa. "Just keep it like this, I think it's fine. Hey, I'm not in the mood, and I don't have the strength to arrest you now, but if you don't leave, that guy Okita will come in a while, I don't want to sit It's being bombarded here."

Gui looked at me, was silent for a while, then turned and left.I propped my chin and turned to look at Yinsang. "Hey, Yinsang, why do you think I have been in so much trouble recently?"

"Whoever made you a cat is not personal."

"Ah... But human women are also very troublesome... How can I be so annoying, why did I appear in this world?" I raised my hands above my head on the sofa again, trying to elongate the body. "Cagula sauce, come back quickly, come to appease my injured and cracked heart!"

In the evening, Shinsengumi called and said that Okita was not coming to pick me up, so I asked Yinsang to send me back.He rolled out the little sheep again, and I took a look. "Why is there still no basket?"

"I just have a car basket now, can you turn back into a cat and get in?" He squinted at me.

"Forget it, forget it, I can't compete with you." I jumped into the car, supported Yinsang's shoulders and stood up. "Let's just make do with it."

The wind blows over my cheeks, which is indescribably comfortable.

In the evening, I consciously went to the confinement room again, but did not immediately use the sedative.I held that bottle in a daze for a while, feeling terribly wronged inexplicably.It wasn't until tears rolled out of my eyes that I suddenly woke up. I quickly knocked off the bottle cap and drank the medicine in one gulp.

The next day, I simply called Wanshiwu into the village again.If I go out, maybe I will meet Gui again, I don't want to be so embarrassed anymore.

Xinbaji had something to do and stayed in the dojo. Mr. Doji and Yinsang stayed on the porch, watching the huge Dingchun running around in the yard playing with the fallen leaves. Little Kagami was opposite me, chatting with me.But it was rare for me to lose my mind. Listening to Dingchun's joyful voice outside the door, I was very yearning.I also want to turn back into a cat and play with him on the leaves.Can't this damn estrus disappear quickly?