[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

My mood became irritable again, and a burst of anger against myself suddenly rose. I was thinking, it would be great if I had a short knife by my side, so that I could stab myself in the stomach.

To be honest, I don’t like pain. During the estrous period, my hands and feet are soft and there is a knife stuck in my stomach, which almost empties my fighting power. Can't get by?How can I kill Songyang even if I am so strong?Do I have to get pregnant?

...wait, pregnant?Wasn't there a guy who was staring at my stomach years ago?

"Hey, I have someone to choose." I suddenly laughed.

"Who chooses Alu?" Little Kagura asked curiously at this moment, having never known what we were talking about.

"The person who will help me get through the estrous period." I patted Xiao Kagura's head.

"Who is it? Does Chen Luojiang want a boyfriend?"

"No, I don't like that guy, and he doesn't like me either." I winked at Kagura. "It's Kamui."

"Eh——?!" Little Kagura's eyes widened, "No, I can't ask Chen Luochan to be my sister-in-law Alu, Kamui is not good at all, he is not worthy of your Alu!"

Little Kagura's noise attracted the attention of others, and even Okita, who was passing by the door, poked his head in and asked, "What sister-in-law?"

"Stop Chen Luojiang, she's going to find my bastard brother Alu!"

"Well, calm down, Kagura-chan." I tried my best to hold the little Kagura who was upset, and comforted me. "I thought about it. Since that guy has targeted my stomach very early, I think he should be the best candidate."

"Then you want to have that bastard brother's child?"

I had a chill and grinned. "Who wants that kind of thing, God knows what kind of monster it will be. And I don't want to carry that piece of meat and make my body heavy for so long. Don't worry, I will take medicine well, my body is not resistant to medicine , and it won’t leave any sequelae, which is very convenient. I can go find that stronger medicine and try to make sure it’s okay.”

"That's not okay, anyway..." Xiao Kagura was about to cry.

"Don't worry, I'm really fine." I bent down and hugged her gently. "I'll just go for a few days and come back. I'll be back to full strength by then. How about pulling the hook?"

"...Okay then, we have an appointment." Xiao Kagura stretched out her little finger and hooked me. "No matter what, I support Chen Luojiang's decision."

"No." Okita opened the door and stepped in with a serious face.This was the first sentence he said to me these days, and I gave him a strange look. "Why should I listen to you?"

I turned to the exit on the other side of the porch, only to find Mr. Hijikata also standing up, looking like he was trying to stop me.

"You don't think so?" I frowned.

"Correct."

"Why?" My voice began to rise, my anger diverted. "Why not? I said I would go to Yoshiwara, but you said no, now that I have a suitable candidate, you still say no, obviously this didn't happen to you, why do you want to express your opinion on this, why should I listen to you of?"

"Do you want to stop me? Heh, do you really think that I have no strength these days, and I am so weak that I can't even hide from a few humans?" I twisted my neck and fell down.

Yinsang and Mr. Hijikata didn't say anything, but judging from their appearance, it seemed that they were determined to stop me.There was a sudden crashing sound from behind, and I heard Xiao Kagura shouting at me: "Chen Luo sauce, leave the back to me!"

"Thank you!" I stopped talking nonsense, jumped up suddenly, hooked the ceiling above my head, and suddenly turned my body back into a cat, avoiding Yinsang's hand grabbing my ankle, and then swung up suddenly, flying in the air. Zhong switched back to his human body, half lying on the ground, and slid from the floor to the porch.I shouted: "Dingchun! Jump over the wall!"

The big dog has been listening to me very much. He stopped flapping the leaves and took a few steps back. I took this opportunity to run up on his back. "Run! Hurry up!" He barked, quickly climbed over the Shinsengumi's courtyard wall, and galloped along the main road.I leaned on his back and guided him to temporarily stop at the entrance of a pharmacy. I went in and bought enough sedatives and contraceptives as quickly as possible, and then quickly ran towards the space station.

I know Mr. Hijikata will definitely check the ticket if they come after me, but coincidentally, apart from fighting and cooking, my best skill in my life is fare evasion.This time, I didn't dare to change back to the cat shape, I was afraid that I would suddenly have a seizure. There are so many feline celestial beings on this ship, if they were also affected, the scene would be out of control.

Fortunately, there were not many people on the boat this time, so I got a seat.I sat by the window, looking at the scenery of the universe, and my mood gradually calmed down. I remembered what I said to them just now, and felt a little guilty.I shouldn't be so loud, they are already very worried about me.If you don't wait for me to go back, I apologize.

The journey was very long, and I didn't dare to sleep casually, so I had to think wildly in my mind.For some reason, I remembered the night when I had frequent oolongs. I tried to recall my actions after I lost my mind, but I was surprised to find that I could remember a lot of them vaguely.However, what surprised me even more was that after I, Shi Lezhi, the behavior I expressed was exactly what I hadn't even noticed.If Mr. Hijikata or Gui understands the behavior and language of a cat, and can use the language of a cat to interpret it when facing a woman... After thinking about it, it is impossible.

In short, I was embarrassed to find that my behavior towards Mr. Hijikata was that of a coquettish mother cat, while for Gui, I was a lover who could occasionally play together. (Heaven and earth conscience, I don’t think I like him at all, I just like to play with him occasionally) I will never tell any of them about this, Mr. Hijikata may feel sad when he hears it. Go smoke a cigarette, and Gui, who is almost hopeless, might get even worse.

At least I made it to the destination planet, and I immediately rushed to where the contact person was, only to find that Shenwei was also there.

"Yo, Chen Luo, long time no see." He greeted me with a smile, for some reason, my back tightened for no reason.

"What a coincidence, do you have business here?"

"No, I'm here to wait for you."

"Eh? You know I'm coming?"

Shenwei left aside the person in charge who said he was hit by a car while chasing me and had his hair wrapped in gauze, walked quickly to my side, grabbed my forearm, and dragged me out.There was nothing I could do about Yetu's strange power, so I could only stagger along behind him.In the end, he thought I was walking too slowly, so he simply picked me up sideways like a sack, and ran towards his boat.

"I'm relying on Shenwei, you're fucking crazy! I haven't eaten anything yet, or I'll vomit all over you!"

Kamui ignored me and carried me all the way to the inside of the spaceship before putting me down.Before I could catch my breath, he pressed my shoulders again and pressed me against the wall.

"Why go to Yoshiwara to register?"

"How do you know?" After I asked, I suddenly found myself asking a stupid question.Now Yoshihara is in his charge, and of course he knows about the sudden emergence of a husband.

"If you don't come again, I will go to the earth to find you."

"Then it seems that I came in the right place." I laughed dryly.

His thumb rubbed against my shoulder, and one hand ran along my arm, across my ribs, on the side of my waist, and gently stuck to my lower abdomen.I felt a little itchy, and couldn't help but dodge it. The hand on the shoulder instantly increased its strength, so I didn't dare to move again.

"Chen Luo." He lowered his head, circling my belly with his fingertips.I suppressed the itch and waited for him to finish speaking. "Why do you want to touch those messy men? They are as weak as ants and have no right to touch you."

"I didn't touch it either... just now, I was dragged away by Yinsang before I had time to decide on the name in the registration." His hand really made me sad. I raised my hand, grabbed the one and put it on my Crazy hands on the lower abdomen, trying to take him away.

His movements suddenly stopped, he raised his eyes, his blue eyes stared straight at me, I felt the silent pressure, and I held my breath all of a sudden. "So now you have that silver-haired warrior's child?"

"Huh?" I couldn't help laughing, "Do you think I'm a mouse or a rabbit, breeding so fast."

"Then you two are related?"

"Ah, that's right, friendship. Hmm... It can also be said to be the relationship between the poor Madao and the kind-hearted helper."

"Then your estrus period..."

"Hey, I haven't said my estrus yet, how do you know?"

"After seeing the information sheet you registered in Yoshihara, Afutu said it. He said that this season on earth is exactly the cat's estrus period."

"Then I really thank Afutu, for saving me such a lot of trouble." I patted Shenwei on the shoulder. "I can't solve that thing alone, so I came to ask you for help."

Kamui's eyes lit up. "So, Chen Luo wants to have my child? I'm so happy!"

"Baga!" I knocked this guy on the head. "I don't want a child, who knows what kind of monster will be born." Seeing that Shenwei was about to say something, I quickly added: "Besides, it is said that pregnancy will make people weak and stupid. I don't want that."

"That's right... If the child born is not as strong as Chen Luo was before, and Chen Luo becomes weaker due to pregnancy, then I will lose more than I gain."

"Right!" I breathed a sigh of relief, it must be fooled.I shook the bag I was carrying in my hand at him, "Just in case, I bought a lot of medicine. If I really have a child, I'm afraid that it will be impossible to call the baby if I try everything. The meat left my body in an unnatural state. Anyway, let me remind you, don't eat these by mistake."

"Don't worry, I won't eat indiscriminately." Shenwei assured me.

No, in my opinion, you are the kind of guy who will eat anything.

Kamui let go of the hand that was on my shoulder, and took my hand instead. "Then where do you live? Just live in my room!" He shook my hand, and I seemed to have the illusion that he was acting like a baby again for a moment.

I looked at him strangely, "Why should I live in your room? It's not like you don't know, I don't like being crowded with people." Well, at least it's like this here, I don't want to be in my sleep Broken bones.

"Can Nian, when Chen Luo needs me, remember to call me." His dumb hair drooped, and then stood up again, he smiled in a good mood, and his cheerful steps seemed to be jumping up.I looked at his back like looking crazy.Come on kid, is it really all right?