[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I was shoved, and for some reason, I suddenly woke up, and when I turned around, I saw Okita grinning at Mr. Hijikata.

"What are you doing?" I asked, trying to hold on to the hem of Okita's shirt, hoping he would calm down.

"It's very clear what I'm doing, but I want to know what Mao-san was doing with Hijikata-san just now?"

"I..." I just fucked Shi Lezhi!I don't know what I did!I turned my eyes to Mr. Hijikata for help, but when I saw his appearance, I suddenly understood.The messy clothes and the water-stained neck, you don't need to think about it, it must be my handwriting.

I rely on!This is too embarrassing!It's more embarrassing than meeting Gui at a ladyboy shop, hey!I covered my face and bowed to Mr. Hijikata, "I'm really sorry about what happened just now! Please forget about it all. Next time you encounter this kind of situation, please knock me out. It doesn't matter if you are a little heavier!" real!"

"Heh." I heard Sougo Okita laugh, "If you cause trouble to the team, you might as well go to work in Yoshiwara."

"So-go!" Mr. Hijikata yelled, put the knife away at Tian, ​​and left without looking back.Mr. Hijikata hurriedly turned his head to me again, "Don't pay attention to what Sougo said just now."

"If I cared about him, I would have been pissed off." I waved my hand, gathered my clothes and stood up. "I'm not here to cause trouble, I'm leaving first."

Saying that, I also left Mr. Hijikata's room.After walking in the yard for a while, I still feel upset.In fact, I still care about what Okita said just now.I know that because of me, there have been a lot of troubles in the team, not to mention the other team members, even Mr. Hijikata has to worry a lot.I've actually been feeling a little guilty about this myself, just waiting for someone to complain about it.

Perhaps, I shouldn't continue to procrastinate like this, I have to make up my mind quickly and solve this matter completely.

Who should I go to?Or really go to Gui?Anyway, I've already fucked him so many times in cat form, so it doesn't matter if it's one more time... No, no, there's a big difference between human form and cat form, at least for humans.Then use the cat shape... No, no, no, that's not okay. It's too harsh, and a guy with such an upright wig is definitely not acceptable.

It's better to go to Yoshiwara, as long as I sneak there and come back secretly, it shouldn't be a big problem.

The human form is too big, how about a cat?I just posted it once, so Shi Lezhi shouldn't be so fast now, right?I took the risk of turning back into a cat, and found that I was still awake.I was so happy that I jumped out of the outer wall a few times and ran in the direction of Yoshihara.However, after running for a short distance, I felt that feeling come back, the cat form came faster than the human form, and I almost lost my sanity before I had time to react.

Gui was packing things at home, and Elizabeth was sent by him to buy shampoo.Suddenly, there was a sound on the bed, and he looked up, and saw Xiao Hei sitting in the middle of his bed, looking at him motionless.

"Xiao Hei! You're here!" Gui put down the things at hand, hurried over, sat down by the bed, and hugged her into his arms. "I've been here a lot lately, is it because you miss me?"

"Meow!"

"Did you really miss me? I'm so happy, Xiao Hei!... Xiao Hei? Wait? What happened? Chen... Chen Luodian?"

Gui stared dumbfounded at the little black cat he was able to hold with one hand just now, and turned into a woman sitting on his waist in a blink of an eye. She was even wearing the Shinsengumi team uniform at this time. .

"Eh? Xiao Hei is Chen Luodian? Eh——! What's going on? What have I done before!" Gui roared with a broken face, and suddenly saw a sign erected at the door.

"I'm fine, Elizabeth! Put your things on the table first! You don't need to come into my room!" He lowered his voice, and gently shoved Chen Luo's shoulder. "Chen Luo Palace? A man?"

"Wig..." Her voice was unusually soft, even with a kind of pity that she didn't know.Gui had never heard her speak in such a gentle voice, and for a moment he even forgot to refute the fact that he was not a wig but Gui.

"Wig..." She whispered again, hugged his shoulder lightly, bent down, and lightly bit his earlobe.She started to dawdle again, licking, biting and biting from time to time, obviously she didn't have much strength, but Gui felt unable to push away.

"Arnuo...Chen Luodian, what's wrong with you? Be sober!"

"Huh...ah? Damn!" For a moment, she didn't seem to respond to his question at all, but then, she suddenly woke up again, apparently also quite frightened.

for!Varied!what!In the end what happened!How on earth did I get here with this guy!I don't know how many times I covered my face, tried my best to stand up, and left Gui's body.

I suppressed my crushing mood and said, "What happened just now..."

"Don't worry about what happened just now, I will take responsibility for you." As expected of Gui, he can say the answer I least want with just one opening of his mouth.Under the cover of the palm is my broken expression.

That's why I don't want to choose this guy!He is really too sloppy, so sloppy that there is no cure for it, his radio waves and one tendon make it extremely difficult for you to say anything, and in the end you can only follow his wishes and get the answer you least want.

"No, I want to say that nothing happened just now." I saw that he was about to open his mouth to speak again, and I covered his mouth quickly with my eyes and hands. "Just! Just! What! What! None! No! Fa! Fat!" I finished my words without daring to turn back into a cat again. I opened the door of his house and forced myself to act under Elizabeth's horrified expression. Calmly walked out.

What the hell is going on!Please, God told me to go to Yoshiwara quickly, please finish the work quickly!

Maybe God heard my irritable slander, this time, I successfully reached Yoshiwara.Not long after the night fell, the excitement of Yoshihara began.I was still wearing the Shinsengumi team uniform, which saved me a lot of trouble from being harassed.

Rilun told me to sit here for a while and stay calm until Yueyong went to finish the procedure. I was fidgeting nervously for more than half an hour, and finally waited for Yueyong to return before the attack happened again.She handed me a document and I opened it to take a look.

"Hey, it's actually the husband?"

"Yeah, Chen Luojiang's conditions are so good, we should also be more responsible and help you choose a partner carefully. But you don't have a suitable name yet, what do you think is a better husband?"

This stopped me.

"It's fine to be a death husband." Yue Yong said, "This should be very suitable for Chen Luosang. Anyway, I don't mind if someone has the same name as me, but I don't know what Chen Luosang thinks."

"I don't mind either, then this..."

"Hello." A man's voice came in. I turned my head and saw Yinsang striding in with Lake Toya on her shoulders. "How much does the newly-appointed Baga Taifu over there charge for his ransom? My client is super rich, and they will pay whatever they want."

"Yin Sang? Why are you here?" I tilted my head, and quickly turned my head back, feeling that I was acting stupid like that just now.

"There is no need to spend money now, but if it takes a while, it will cost about [-] million to take her away." Ri Lun smiled and pushed me in Yinsang's direction. "Be sure to take good care of Chen Luojiang."

"Who needs you to say that?" Yinsang scratched her head, grabbed my arm and led me out.

I looked up at him. "Yin Sang, why are you here?"

"If you say you're Mrs. Baga, you really have enough Baga. Those guys from the Shinsengumi can't force their way into Yoshiwara, so please ask Wanshiwu to find you back."

"What about little Kagura?"

"Waiting outside. Would you like to ask her to come in and see the filth of the adult world up close?"

"...when I didn't say it."

"idiot."

"?? Why say it again?"

"You are really stupid. You have so many choices, why do you have to come to Yoshihara?"

"...but I didn't find any of them?"

"That's why I say you are Baga."

"... Yinsang." I squeezed my fist. "Do you think I have no strength in this state, so I can't beat you?"

"Have you ever won a fight with me when you were strong?"

"...You won." I drooped my shoulders discouragedly, and walked unsteadily beside him.If it weren't for the nature of playing with these guys, and I never let out my claws and teeth, would these guys still have a chance to stand in front of me?Really, I don't know how to appreciate the thoughtfulness of others at all.

At the exit of Yoshiwara, from a long distance, I heard the roar of Xiao Kagura. "If something really happens to Chen Luojiang, I will definitely not let your Okita Sougo go!"

Oddly enough, I didn't hear Okita's riposte at all.I jumped and waved to Kagura. "Kagura sauce! I'm fine!"

"Chen Luo Jiang!" Xiao Kagura's eyes were red, upon hearing my voice, she immediately dropped Okita and flew towards me.In my current state, I can't catch her steadily. Fortunately, Yinsang helped me from behind, so I avoided the tragedy of being knocked down.

"Chen Luojiang, are you okay?" Xiao Kagura looked like he was about to cry. "If something happens to you, I will definitely blow that bastard's head off! Girls have delicate hearts, and his kind of bastard will never understand, Aru!"

"Well, calm down, Kagula-chan." I pinched her face and forced a smile. "I just got the documents and nothing happened yet."

"Sogo, go and apologize." Mr. Hijikata ordered, looking at this side with a blank expression.I saw Okita Sougo glance at me, and then quickly moved away, with a face of reluctance.

"That's not necessary." I said with a smile.Okita Sougo turned his gaze back in an instant, and for some reason, he seemed very angry. "I made this decision myself, and it has nothing to do with others. If I don't want to come, then no one can force me."

Okita snorted, turned his head and opened the rear door of the police car, then slammed the door shut again.I looked at him inexplicably, and touched the head of little Kagura who was still hugging me tightly. "Okay, Kagula-chan, stop being coquettish, it's time to go back to sleep. Yinsang, take her back."

"Wanshiwu, the commission fee this time..."

"There will be no charge this time." Yinsang interrupted Mr. Tukata, "This guy has helped us a lot, this time we should consider her to have paid in advance. If something happens to her, our side It will be troublesome too."

I walked to the passenger seat of the police car, opened the door and got in. Mr. Tukata stubbed out his cigarette and got into the car.Okita is still angry, and I can smell his anger in the air.It's weird, I didn't blame him, and I gave him a step down, what kind of anger is he?Do I have to take the initiative to apologize?But what did I do wrong?

Because I cared so much about Okita, I even temporarily forgot the embarrassment with Mr. Hijikata tonight.When he turned his head again to look at Okita who put on the blindfold as soon as he got in the car, Mr. Hijikata suddenly said, "Don't pay attention to him."

"Ah? Oh..." I looked at him again, turned my head back, and met Mr. Hijikata again. I almost immediately remembered the previous oolong.I quickly turned my gaze away, and leaned against the door in embarrassment.Hurry up to the station, or I will soon die from an embarrassing cancer attack.

In the rearview mirror, Okita raised a corner of the blindfold and glanced ahead.In the rearview mirror, the eyes of the two met, Okita snorted, and when he let go, the blindfold fell back to its original place.