[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

That day I stayed very late at Master House, Xinbaji went back earlier, I drove Xiao Kagura to sleep, after Yinsang and I settled the dishes, it was already past midnight, and I began to feel sleepy.

"Shouldn't cats be nocturnal animals? Chen Luo, you have been corrupted by human society and have fallen." Yinsang looked at me who was yawning against the wall, "Are you going to live here tonight?"

"No, I promised Mr. Hijikata to go back." I yawned and replied.

He smiled, "It seems that Baofu is online again."

I kicked him lightly, "Don't speak ill of Mr. Hijikata in front of me."

"You really can be domesticated by the Shinsengumi," Yinsang grabbed the helmet, "Let's go, I'll send you back."

I stood downstairs, waiting for him to push the lamb out.I stood in front of him and looked the car up and down, "Why don't you have a basket? Generally speaking, don't you have a basket?"

"What do you want the basket for?"

"I want to turn back into a cat and sit in it."

"...Do you have any quirks? If it's the quirk of being imprisoned, I think Okita-kun in your team will be happy to satisfy you."

"What?" I rolled Yinsang's eyes, "I just want to feel the feeling of driving and see the scenery. I am taller, and sitting in front of you will block your view, and if you sit behind you, no matter what, there will be someone in your line of sight." The head of the silver curly hair is really too unpleasant."

"You have a lot of things to do. What kind of scenery do you see in the dark night? Do you still want me to give it to you? Yinsang, I want to sleep too!"

"Baga, my eyes are much better than your human eyes, I can see the scenery no matter what time of day!" I retorted and sat in the back seat.

"Don't you need to hug Yinsang's waist? Be careful not to fall if you get too sleepy!" Yinsang asked while turning the key in front, her voice made people inexplicably angry with being despised.

"I'm a cat, okay? Even if I fall, I can keep my limbs on the ground!" I retorted, trying to sit up straight.But on the way, I still fell down slowly because I was too sleepy, and lay on this guy's back.

At a traffic light intersection, Yinsang suddenly said to me: "Hey, Chen Luo, your European presence is too strong, I can't concentrate on driving, what should I do?"

"Although I'm a cat, I don't pay attention to human rules, but at least I know that this is sexual harassment Oh Yin-sang, if you don't want your neck to be broken here, you'd better keep your mouth shut and get your mind full by the way Shut up the brains of the yellow waste too." I stretched out my teeth, grabbed a small piece of skin from the back of Yinsang's neck, and bit it lightly as if threatening.

"Hey... Aitai, hello, does the Shinsengumi allow their team members to bite innocent citizens casually? Should I get a rabies vaccination?"

"Ah, it's really bleeding. It seems that I'm really sleepy. If this is the case, it's possible to bite off all the bones by accident."

"Chen Luosang? Chen Luosang, be sober! Don't really bite! I'll shut up, I'll shut up!"

Then I smiled lightly, stuck out my tongue, and licked the back of his neck, and then watched the small wound stop bleeding at a speed visible to the naked eye, scab, and fall off, and the last trace could not be seen .Ah, when I didn't turn into a cat, my tongue didn't have any barbs. I feel that the taste is not right...

I looked up just in time to see a green light turn yellow and then red again.Yinsang didn't move at all, and seemed to be frozen. "Hey, are you stupid? Or are you so sleepy that you fell asleep before me?" I shoved his back.

"Arnone, did you lick that one just now with your tongue? Can Yinsang sue you for sexual harassment?"

"No, your delusion." I lay on his back and rested my chin on his shoulder. "Don't miss the next green light."

"Speaking of which, Kagula asked me to ask you, are you going to the summer festival next week?"

"Go, the Shinsengumi will be dispatched on that day to prevent anyone from committing crimes. Why, is Kagula-chan going to pay a memorial service? Does she have a bathrobe? If not, I'll buy one for her, and I don't have one either. , buy a series with her."

"Hey, let me say, you like that guy too much, don't you?"

"Of course, she is so cute, I want to train her to be a super beauty!"

"Are you Okasan? If you like little girls so much, why not give birth to one yourself!"

"How many times have I said that I'm still in my infancy, I haven't even reached puberty, okay! Don't be dazed, the green light is here again."

I was delirious for the rest of the way, until I was about to reach the gate of the Shinsengumi, Yinsang finally said: "The appointment was made on the day of the festival, and I will let little Kagura wear the yukata you picked for her of."

"Hi one hi one."

With sleepy eyes, I saw Mr. Hijikata who was still waiting at the door. I thought to myself, compared to Little Kagura, I seem to be more like a child. When the time comes, I will be so sleepy that I can’t get up. People are waiting to take care of me.I turned back into a cat, and Yinsang picked me up and handed it to Mr. Hijikata. They muttered something, but I couldn't catch a word.

After a lot of going around, everything returned to the original fixed pattern, patrolling every day, confronting Okita, asking Mr. Hijikata to fight, and almost all the money I saved was spent on Xiao Kagura until the summer The day of the festival comes.

"Mao-san is too late, it's just a bathrobe, not twelve singles." Okita complained, knocked on the door, "Mao-san, are you still okay?"

"Spiritual!" I opened the door with a grumpy expression on my face.I have never worn a yukata, and I usually prefer underwear or loose skirts. This thing tightly binds my waist and legs, and I doubt whether I can perform the task well.So after finally putting them on, I took them off and changed into short sleeves and sweatpants underneath.But the belt couldn't be fastened properly, which made me extremely irritable.

I poked my head out and looked at a group of Shinsengumi elders in yukata outside, all looking straight at me.They are probably looking forward to the appearance of the only female creature in the Shinsengumi.I looked at the simple and casual style on them with great envy.If it wasn't for wearing the same style as Xiao Kagura, I would have worn men's style with them directly.I howled, "Who would wear this belt at the back of the waist?"

Okita looked at me like an idiot, and Mr. Hijikata waved at me helplessly, and helped me fasten it a few times.I looked around and moved my body a few more times, fearing that the straps would loosen again. Finally, I packed up and put on the clogs.These shoes are also different from the ones I used to wear, and they always click when I walk. I think of Gui wearing wooden clogs and running away from the gunfire fired at him by Okita, and I suddenly feel that he is so great.

A team member grabbed my shoulder as usual. "Chen Luosang, don't you put hairpins on your hair? If you don't have one, we can give you one, after all, she is the only woman in my Zhenxuan group." He looked at the various accessories on other girls' hair , and looked at my ball head, which was simply coiled up without even a little braid, I was obviously very concerned about it.

The clothes I wore all over my body were uncomfortable, and my temper obviously increased a lot, and I almost wanted to scratch his paw on the back of his hand.I took his hand off his shoulder and asked him, "Have you ever had a cat?"

He obviously didn't.

"If you add decorations on the cat's head that humans think are kawaii, the cat will not be happy. Humans are so weird, why do you bother yourself? Hey, young man, why do you humans are so so What's the trouble?"

"……I do not know!"

I wanted to put my hands back on his shoulders and tell him that you still have something to learn, but I found that the clothes were too tight and I couldn't sit as easily as usual.I suddenly became irritable again.

"Hey, Mr. Hijikata, why are human girls so happy that they forget all the discomforts caused by clothes as long as they are praised by others? I am so envious of them!" Mr. Hijikata smiled and patted my head. Did not speak.

After arriving at the designated place, the members of the Shinsengumi dispersed on the spot according to the plan, and patrolled different venues according to the situation of the group. Mr. Hijikata and the Kondo orangutan did not have a fixed patrol range, and neither did I.My sense of smell can only really work if it lets me walk back and forth, so I can go all the way with Mr. Hijikata.

The Kondo orangutan ran away a long time ago and probably went to look for A Miao again. Okita is obviously in the first team, but he also followed us.Mr. Hijikata and I have long been used to him being unruly, and no one raised any objections at this time. For me, as long as he doesn't make trouble for me, then I will not have any prejudice against him.

After walking for a while, I couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly stopped.They both stopped too, waiting to see what I was going to do.

"Maosang, why are you taking off your shoes?"

"I'm not used to wearing clogs. It's better to call me barefoot." I stepped on the ground with bare feet and jumped lightly. I felt much more relaxed, and even my mood improved a lot.

The aroma of various food was in the air, I could even distinguish all the various ingredients in it, and I was getting hungry. "Mr. Hijikata." After hesitating for a while, I tugged at the corner of Mr. Hijikata's coat, "Can you lend me some money? I want to buy octopus balls. I bought two yukatas in one go recently, and now I basically have nothing left. Deposited."

"...Are you Baga?" He looked at me helplessly, took out his wallet, and handed me [-] yen. "Go."

Okita looked at the back of me running towards the barbecue stall with clogs on his face, "What kind of advanced deception is Wanshiwu using to ask people to honestly hand over all the money, where is that big stomach girl?" So attractive to her?"

"Who knows, let her like it."

"It's really like a father, Mr. Hijikata, you are really getting old." Okita suddenly smiled, "The old people should step back early and watch, this should be the home of young people."