[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

In terms of long-distance raids, I am definitely not as good as Okita, but in a short period of time, it is impossible for him to catch up with me.It's not far from the Shinsengumi here, but I was still exhausted when I ran outside the wall, and my speed was a lot slower.Okita was just a dozen meters behind me, and I didn't have time to run to the gate.I simply jumped directly onto the wall, and as soon as I landed, I ran towards the dining room.During this time period, all the team members should be eating there.

I rushed in and ran towards Mr. Hijikata almost reflexively, wanting to turn into a cat and throw myself into his arms for shelter, but after I jumped, I remembered that he hated me recently, so I forcibly changed back into a cat Turning around, it landed on Kondo's shoulder, panting heavily.

Okita also ran in, but he obviously slowed down. His breathing was not bad, and there was a little thin sweat on his forehead, which was completely different from me who was panting like I was about to die.I tried to arch my back, made a menacing gesture, and shouted at him: "Go to hell, Sougo Okita!"

The Kondo gorilla and the surrounding team members all laughed, they have long been accustomed to this scene. "Young people are full of energy. It seems that Chen Luosang is also recovering well." Kondo patted me, motioned for me to relax, and then said to Okita: "Sou Wu, sit down and eat first, Chen Luosang is also, don't worry about it." It's going to be cold to eat."

I waited until Okita sat down and put down the knife, then I jumped off Kondo's shoulder and changed back into a human form.My seat was next to Mr. Hijikata, just opposite Okita Sougo. I really didn't want to go back to that seat, so I quickly picked up my bowl and chopsticks, walked to the side of Yamazaki, and patted him on the shoulder.

"Ah~ Back~ Ah~ You see we have such a good relationship, do me a little favor and change seats with me~"

Under my lingering voice, Yamazaki couldn't help shaking three times in a row, goosebumps even appeared on the exposed skin.He turned his head to look at me with an expression on the verge of tears, "Chen Luosang, what did I do to offend you recently?"

"What are you talking about, I have such a deep friendship with you as a teammate, how could you offend me? Are you going to help me with this favor or not?" I showed Shenwei's signature smile.

"...I'll help." Yamazaki swallowed a mouthful of saliva, as if swallowing a mouthful of old blood, and took the bowl and chopsticks, and rushed to the seat that looked like an execution ground.

Dinner can be settled safely for the time being, but what should we do after dinner?There must be a quiet place where I can sleep well without being disturbed by Okita, right?On the roof... forget I've been kicked off the roof enough times, the height of a floor is nothing to that guy.The training room... No, he would go to the training room every night, and there were bamboo knives everywhere, so it was not safe at all.Sure enough, do you still want to hide in someone's territory?But most of the people in the true selection team can't deal with Okita...

Just as I was struggling, I saw a yellow afro move. Saito, the captain of the third team, finally finished his meal and was about to leave.

yes!And Saito end!He never speaks, is very quiet, can block Okita, and has a head of hair that feels great on his feet, and at the same time, he doesn't smell like an uncle. He is the perfect candidate, isn't he!Regardless of eating half of the meal, I threw down the bowls and chopsticks, turned back into a cat, quickly ran across the feet of the soldiers to him, ran up his shoulders along his clothes, and purred in my throat sound, rubbing his face.He reached out and scratched my chin, which I knew meant tacit approval.So I jumped again and lay still in his afro.

Ah... this hair volume is really comfortable!It is more comfortable to step on than Yinsang's soft hair!I relaxed my body and fell asleep unconsciously, until hunger woke me up.

It was already dawn, and Saito had already gone on patrol. I sniffed the air, and the wind brought the smell of Okita not far away.Hiding here to try to be quiet is not a long-term solution. I will return to work tomorrow, but I don't have so much time to rest. If I am disturbed by Okita again, I think I may really go crazy.I really still need someone who can stop Okita from looking for trouble.

How about apologizing to Mr. Hijikata, although I don't know what I did to make him hate me.At the beginning, I went to Wanshiwu to practice massage in order to repay him, although every time I was instigated by Yinsang, I felt irritable and wanted to smash his head into the ground.

I finished my breakfast in the cafeteria at the speed of the wind, turned into a cat and covered the beams with ashes, and waited for Okita to go out to work. Mr. Hijikata's room.

He was grading paperwork again and didn't notice me coming in.I walked to sit not far from him, and meowed.

Mr. Hijikata looked up at me, "Is there something wrong?"

It was the first time for me to make such a formal apology with someone, and I was a little nervous.Instead of turning back into a human, I said in the form of a cat, "I'm here to apologize. Gomenase, Mr. Hijikata."

I didn't look up, but I seemed surprised to hear his voice. "Why are you apologizing?"

"I feel like I did something that made you hate it. I must have done something wrong. I am a beast, and I can't abide by the rules of human beings. I have caused you a lot of trouble. There's nothing you can do to make you hate it. So, I..." Hey, hey!The more I talk, the more wronged I am, what's going on!I just want to apologize and get it over with!Why did it seem like I was really sad and sorry for him!I don't even know what I did wrong!

Although I kept voicing my own faults in my heart, I was still uncontrollably sad.I can't go on.

"Chen Luo, come here." After a long silence, I heard Mr. Hijikata calling me.I walked over, jumped on his lap, looked up and saw him laughing.My vision is a little blurry, I think I just secreted a little tear.I quickly turned away.Come on... I've never cried before, am I so wronged?

He looked at me and said, "Go back to human form."

So I changed back into human form, still with my head turned away, and found myself sitting on Mr. Hijikata's lap.When such a big cat is no bigger than a cat, I think Mr. Hijikata will feel as uncomfortable as I do.I leaned up slightly, trying to step back a little, but suddenly felt Mr. Hijikata's hand resting on the top of my head.

"I don't hate you, it's just... a little busy lately." I heard him say, rubbing the top of my head with his hand.

"Really?" I turned around in surprise, and looked into Mr. Hijikata's eyes with wide eyes.Ah... the action was a little big, the tears just rolled out of my eyes...

I quickly wiped away the little tears with my hands, and said to Mr. Hijikata, "You didn't see anything."

"Yeah." I saw him holding back a smile. ... Forget it, if it was Mr. Hijikata, I wouldn't be angry, just treat it as a joke for him to relax.

I tried to focus on the matter of reconciling with Mr. Hijikata, and I couldn't help but let out a big breath and relaxed my body.It wasn't until my butt touched Mr. Hijikata's leg again that I realized that I was still on top of him, and quickly backed away. Mr. Hijikata looked at me, as if surprised that I made such a move.

"Someone taught you these differences to be aware of?" he asked me a question that didn't start and end.

I asked back, "Nani?"

"It's nothing." He didn't speak any more, and I smelled the different breath in the air according to the changes of human beings, but it was too complicated for me to decipher.

It took me a long time to understand that he was asking me why I noticed to avoid sitting on his lap. He thought that I had been taught by others at that time, or that I had understood the difference between men and women in human beings, and realized that I was an old man after all. Girlfriend Facts.Conscience of heaven and earth, I was just more considerate at that time, but I am a cat, why share those miscellaneous things with humans?Humans are indeed troublesome.

I rolled around in Mr. Hijikata's room, turned back into a cat and jumped into the small cardboard box I had prepared for me, and jumped out again.I'm finally back.Mr. Hijikata was still working, until about two hours later, he raised his head again, put down the pen, and waited for the ink to dry.I know that his correction work is finished, and after a short rest, he should go on patrol.

I feel now that the craft I've honed might be useful.I changed back into a human form, got up from the ground, and looked at Mr. Hijikata with bright eyes. "Mr. Hijikata, do you need a massage?" I thought desperately in my head: Let me massage, let me massage, I have practiced for so long, let me show off my skills, and then Mr. Hijikata nodded.

I jumped up, trotted behind Mr. Hijikata, knelt down again, and put my hands on his shoulders.Praise me, praise me, praise me!I'm going on an infinite loop in my mind.After pinching for a while, Mr. Hijikata suddenly spoke, but instead of complimenting me, he asked a question. "Have you practiced yet?"

"It's better than last time, isn't it!" I said excitedly.

"Ah."

"Yeah!" I cheered, "It's not in vain that I practiced for so long! Mr. Hijikata, let me tell you, that guy Yinsang is super harsh. Every time I practice, I just want to bite his neck off. , but now it seems that it is really worth it! Thank you Yinsang!"

"...Mmm." Mr. Hijikata stopped talking again, there was always an indistinguishable smell in the air, but this didn't affect my excitement, I was still chattering non-stop.

"Oh, by the way, Mr. Hijikata, don't I have to go back to work tomorrow? I want to have dinner at Master House tonight and celebrate my recovery with Kagura. Don't worry, if it's too late, I will ask Yinsang to use the car Send me back, and I will definitely not cause trouble to other team members!"

"...Be careful on the road."

"Long live!" I started to cheer again.What a good day today, Mr. Hijikata reconciled with me, he said he didn’t hate me, I finally showed my skills and got his approval, my illness was cured immediately, tonight, I can still be with Kagura Let's celebrate together! -

I stood up, went to the refrigerator to get my last dose of medicine, and rushed out of the village in a bouncing manner, heading straight for the vegetable market.

The author has something to say: Small theater: Okita turned on his phone and played a curse that seemed to come from hell to Hijikata.

Earthwork: Where did you get this bioweapon?

Okita: There is Maosang.

Hijikata: ...are you abusing her?