[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first
Chapter 30 The so-called festival is a group of strange people gathered together
"I asked for three toothpicks, do you want to eat together?" I trotted back with the cardboard box in one hand.
"Mao-san, feed me." Okita's tone turned into a perverted tone again, and without even thinking about it, I put a box of octopus balls on his face.
"Ah, it's so hot, it hurts, it hurts, it may be disfigured! It's disfigured!"
Amidst Okita's screams, I laughed exactly like A Miao. "Oh, I accidentally spilled it, Mr. Tukata, wait a moment, I'll buy another box!"
"Mr. Hijikata, you can eat first. After all, it is your money." After Mr. Hijikata forked a piece, I couldn't wait to put a piece into my mouth.
"Ah, it's so hot, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, I forgot about the cat's tongue!" I shoved the box to Hijikata, and joined the ranks of screaming with Okita.Mr. Hijikata looked at the two idiots beside him, took out a cigarette and put it on his mouth in melancholy, and put it back in the case because he couldn't light it.
We finally finished eating, and we walked around the crowd again.There was a mess of smells all around, and I wrinkled my nose a little sadly. "Why haven't you seen Little Kagura yet?" I muttered. "Mr. Hijikata, Okita, wait a minute, I'll go and throw away the carton."
I trotted along, looking around.Suddenly, my pupils shrank.
Osmanthus?Why is he here?What is this guy doing here?Is it to make trouble or just to play?Was he not afraid of being arrested?When I looked back, Tufang and Okita were just over ten meters away.After hesitating for a moment, I suddenly dropped my shoes, and ran in that direction like a black shadow, grabbed Gui's hand, and ran wildly.
Although Gui looked dazed, he still reacted quickly and ran along with me, as expected of the runaway Kotaro with years of experience in escaping.I ran all the way to the back hill where the ceremony was held, and then I stopped on a grassy slope, with my hands on my knees, panting heavily.
I try to take a break, trying to put on a stern look, but lose most of it with my panting cheeks flushing. "What are you doing here?"
"Participate in the festival."
"Any weird event planned?"
"No."
"Let's just trust you. The Shinsengumi's patrols today are very strong, and you can't do anything." I stood up and lay down on the grassy slope behind me.The yukata had loosened from running so fast, but I didn't care, I was wearing other clothes anyway.In fact, I don’t think it’s a problem even if I run naked. I never wore clothes when I was in cat form, and I was just taking care of human emotions with a lot of things.
I knew Gui was looking at me secretly, but I didn't know what he was thinking, and I wasn't interested in knowing.
"Arnuo...Chen Luo Palace?"
"Huh?" I answered absent-mindedly, thinking about other things in my mind.On the way of running wildly just now, I saw the unique orange-red hair, but I seemed to see a raised dull hair.Because I ran so fast, I couldn't even tell if it was the illusion of my eyes.Is that Kagura who changed her hairstyle today, or Kamui?If it is Kamui, what is he doing on Earth?Why don't you contact me?Is it Chunyu's new move, is he going to attack the earth?
"No...it's nothing." After a long silence, Gui said.
I ignored him, stood up, combed my messy hair a few times, and gathered my bathrobe again. "Hey," I looked at him, "help me put my belt on, I don't know how to deal with that. Please hurry up, I'm in a hurry."
"...I'm sorry." Gui hesitated for a moment, picked up the belt, put it around my waist, and moved behind my back.I wondered in my mind if he hated Shinsengumi so much, would he stab me in the back, but I also thought, Gui is still a gentleman towards women, so he probably wouldn't do that.Well, what does it matter to me if he does that?Anyway, even if he stabbed me in the opposite direction, I can fully heal within 1 minute. This time is enough for me to counterattack him in the opposite direction.
Gui didn't know what I was thinking, so he helped me fasten the belt, then tugged gently with his hands, and took a step back. "alright."
"Thank you." I stretched my body a bit, and then I thought of something before I left, and added something. "Don't do anything strange, I will always watch you." After throwing down a threat, I shook my feet again and returned to the crowd.
Wandering around in the crowd, I didn't see Kagura, Mr. Hijikata and Okita. Instead, I was the first to see Yinsang standing in front of a booth and its back.I walked over and greeted him.
"Yin-sang, Kumbha, why aren't you wearing a bathrobe?"
"Yin Sang, I want to maintain the fixed image of the protagonist. But you, why don't you wear shoes?"
"It's so comfortable." I stepped on the ground twice, "Where's the Kagula sauce?"
"She said to look for you, maybe she got separated. You can wait for her here, she will definitely come back later."
"Cannian, then I'll wait here for a while." I shrugged and leaned against the table of that booth. "Why are you here?"
"Set up a stall! The festival is such a good opportunity to make money, how could I let Yinsang pass it up? Those boys and girls with a lot of cash in their pockets, send all your money to Yinsang! Hey, Chen Luo, do you want to play first and become Yinsang's first pot of gold?"
I laughed. "Hehe, no need, all my money has already been contributed to Wanshiwu."
"Don't make Yinsang look like a robber, it's all in the stomach of that idiot, okay?"
"Baga Yinjiang, didn't you compete with me for the delicious food made by Chen Luojiang?" Little Kagura appeared from nowhere and kicked Yinsang on the back of the head. "Chen Luojiang, look, do I look good in my clothes?"
"Yeah, super kawaii!" I took Kagura's hand and shook it. "Kagula sauce, do you want apple candy?"
"Yes! Let's go buy it! Yinsang paid me my salary today, so this time I'll treat you, Alu!" Xiao Kagura was just about to take my hand and go, but suddenly saw my bare feet, " Chen Luo-chan doesn't wear shoes, so he'll get his feet dirty, Alu. Or I'll go buy them, and Chen Luo-chan will just wait here, Alu!"
Before I could say anything, Xiao Kagura took the lead in bouncing away.I saw a beautiful cherry blossom hairpin stuck behind her single dumpling head today, with simple fringes flicking around.
I supported my face with my hands, shaking my body uncontrollably. "Ahhhhhh Kagula sauce is really super kawaii!"
Yinsang walked up to me and stood very close to me, her arms almost touching each other.He kept looking at me as if he wanted to say something.
"Nani?" I turned my head and looked up at him slightly.
"This," I felt a box poke my arm, "here you are." He seemed a little flustered, and he stammered a little, "Let's just say it first, this guy Kagula wants to pick this one up." For you, I just help pass it on."
"What is it?" I took it and opened it, and saw a very simple red wooden hairpin lying inside, which was exactly the style I liked. "It's so beautiful! Kagula sauce is really good!" Without further ado, I took out the hairpin and pinned it to my hair, stood still in front of Yinsang, and put my hands behind my back.
"How is it? Does it look good?" I asked expectantly, tilting my head towards him.
He turned his eyes away and looked at the lively crowd. "Okay."
"That's good!" I turned around and looked at Little Kagura who was bouncing back again. She held a candy apple in one hand and handed one of them to me. "Arigado, Kagura sauce! I like it very much!"
"I also like Alu very much, apple candy is super delicious, right!" Xiao Kagura took a bite of apple candy, and the corners of his mouth were stained with sugar scum.
I saw Okita and Mr. Dojikata walking towards me. Mr. Dojikata was still holding the wooden clogs that I threw on the ground.I waved to them and watched them walk slowly.I thought Hijikata-san would ask me why I slipped away so suddenly, but no one asked.They didn't even talk to me, Hijikata-san went straight to Yin-sang, and Okita and Kagura clung to each other.I took Xiao Kagura's apple candy and suddenly felt a little bored.
"Mina-sang, it's an empty class." Xinbaji also arrived at this time, "Ane said she would come with Jiubing-sang, so I came here alone first." So I chatted with him, By the way, wait for A Miao and Jiu Bingsang.After a while, I saw the figures of Jiu Bingsang and A Miao suddenly appearing far away, but the strange thing is that their positions are very high, almost above everyone's heads.
"Why did you come here on horseback?" Xin Baji made a loud complaint.
"It's called Heifengwan." Jiu Bingsang introduced it to us solemnly.
A Miao was helped off the horse by the nine soldiers, and walked over holding the nine soldiers' hand, "Allah, there are a lot of people tonight, do you want to watch the fireworks together?"
"No, I wouldn't want to watch the fireworks with this S-shaking bastard. The guys from the Shinsengumi must come here with Chen Luo-chan."
"Well, calm down, Kagura-chan, what a coincidence, it's so lively, is everyone here?" Xin Baji acted as a peacemaker.
I patted him on the shoulder. "Actually, there are still a few people short."
"Eh?"
I walked up to a tree and tapped on the trunk. "Kondo Orangutan, Tojo-san, since you're here, why don't you hide?"
"Ah, really, I almost forgot to send this stalker to Hell for a day trip to enjoy the fireworks." A Miao rubbed her fists, and Xin Baji shouted "Calm down, old lady" and hugged her The waist is dragged back vigorously.Dongcheng threw kelp tears at Jiubing-san, was beaten, and then ran over without giving up; Xiao Kagura and Okita had already started a complete fight, and there was no way to stop it; Sang quarreled, aggressive, and his face turned back to Yan Yi; Heifengmaru walked up to me and snorted disdainfully, I understood what he was saying about whether this group of humans had something wrong with their brains.
I leaned against the tree, stroked his mane, and wondered, as the only talking creature who remained calm on the scene, should I take on the heavy responsibility of Xin Baji, who was almost exhausted, and be in charge of the scene? Tucao.
Suddenly, behind the bushes, I saw Guizheng squatting there furtively, and Elizabeth was holding a sign: I have been waiting here all the time.
What are you waiting for!Are you out of your mind?Can't you see that there are four full members of the Shinsengumi, and they are all the strongest guys here, okay?There is no place for you here, you bastard!
"Look! The fireworks have started!" Someone shouted, and the gorgeous fireworks lit up half of the sky, but a group of Baga who were clearly in a very good viewing position were still chattering, You slap me, I shove you, and finally develop into a ball again.
"Chen Luo looks so lively. Are those people Chen Luo's friends on Earth? What should I do, Afutu, I'm a little jealous." On the higher hillside behind, Shenwei and Afutu looked down. over here. "Should I join in too?"
"It's up to you, anyway, you can make Chen Luosang angry every time in the end."
"Forget it, now is not the time, we have other things to do when we come to Earth, we will see you again anyway." Kamui smiled, picked up the umbrella, turned and left the lively festival.
"Mao-san, feed me." Okita's tone turned into a perverted tone again, and without even thinking about it, I put a box of octopus balls on his face.
"Ah, it's so hot, it hurts, it hurts, it may be disfigured! It's disfigured!"
Amidst Okita's screams, I laughed exactly like A Miao. "Oh, I accidentally spilled it, Mr. Tukata, wait a moment, I'll buy another box!"
"Mr. Hijikata, you can eat first. After all, it is your money." After Mr. Hijikata forked a piece, I couldn't wait to put a piece into my mouth.
"Ah, it's so hot, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, I forgot about the cat's tongue!" I shoved the box to Hijikata, and joined the ranks of screaming with Okita.Mr. Hijikata looked at the two idiots beside him, took out a cigarette and put it on his mouth in melancholy, and put it back in the case because he couldn't light it.
We finally finished eating, and we walked around the crowd again.There was a mess of smells all around, and I wrinkled my nose a little sadly. "Why haven't you seen Little Kagura yet?" I muttered. "Mr. Hijikata, Okita, wait a minute, I'll go and throw away the carton."
I trotted along, looking around.Suddenly, my pupils shrank.
Osmanthus?Why is he here?What is this guy doing here?Is it to make trouble or just to play?Was he not afraid of being arrested?When I looked back, Tufang and Okita were just over ten meters away.After hesitating for a moment, I suddenly dropped my shoes, and ran in that direction like a black shadow, grabbed Gui's hand, and ran wildly.
Although Gui looked dazed, he still reacted quickly and ran along with me, as expected of the runaway Kotaro with years of experience in escaping.I ran all the way to the back hill where the ceremony was held, and then I stopped on a grassy slope, with my hands on my knees, panting heavily.
I try to take a break, trying to put on a stern look, but lose most of it with my panting cheeks flushing. "What are you doing here?"
"Participate in the festival."
"Any weird event planned?"
"No."
"Let's just trust you. The Shinsengumi's patrols today are very strong, and you can't do anything." I stood up and lay down on the grassy slope behind me.The yukata had loosened from running so fast, but I didn't care, I was wearing other clothes anyway.In fact, I don’t think it’s a problem even if I run naked. I never wore clothes when I was in cat form, and I was just taking care of human emotions with a lot of things.
I knew Gui was looking at me secretly, but I didn't know what he was thinking, and I wasn't interested in knowing.
"Arnuo...Chen Luo Palace?"
"Huh?" I answered absent-mindedly, thinking about other things in my mind.On the way of running wildly just now, I saw the unique orange-red hair, but I seemed to see a raised dull hair.Because I ran so fast, I couldn't even tell if it was the illusion of my eyes.Is that Kagura who changed her hairstyle today, or Kamui?If it is Kamui, what is he doing on Earth?Why don't you contact me?Is it Chunyu's new move, is he going to attack the earth?
"No...it's nothing." After a long silence, Gui said.
I ignored him, stood up, combed my messy hair a few times, and gathered my bathrobe again. "Hey," I looked at him, "help me put my belt on, I don't know how to deal with that. Please hurry up, I'm in a hurry."
"...I'm sorry." Gui hesitated for a moment, picked up the belt, put it around my waist, and moved behind my back.I wondered in my mind if he hated Shinsengumi so much, would he stab me in the back, but I also thought, Gui is still a gentleman towards women, so he probably wouldn't do that.Well, what does it matter to me if he does that?Anyway, even if he stabbed me in the opposite direction, I can fully heal within 1 minute. This time is enough for me to counterattack him in the opposite direction.
Gui didn't know what I was thinking, so he helped me fasten the belt, then tugged gently with his hands, and took a step back. "alright."
"Thank you." I stretched my body a bit, and then I thought of something before I left, and added something. "Don't do anything strange, I will always watch you." After throwing down a threat, I shook my feet again and returned to the crowd.
Wandering around in the crowd, I didn't see Kagura, Mr. Hijikata and Okita. Instead, I was the first to see Yinsang standing in front of a booth and its back.I walked over and greeted him.
"Yin-sang, Kumbha, why aren't you wearing a bathrobe?"
"Yin Sang, I want to maintain the fixed image of the protagonist. But you, why don't you wear shoes?"
"It's so comfortable." I stepped on the ground twice, "Where's the Kagula sauce?"
"She said to look for you, maybe she got separated. You can wait for her here, she will definitely come back later."
"Cannian, then I'll wait here for a while." I shrugged and leaned against the table of that booth. "Why are you here?"
"Set up a stall! The festival is such a good opportunity to make money, how could I let Yinsang pass it up? Those boys and girls with a lot of cash in their pockets, send all your money to Yinsang! Hey, Chen Luo, do you want to play first and become Yinsang's first pot of gold?"
I laughed. "Hehe, no need, all my money has already been contributed to Wanshiwu."
"Don't make Yinsang look like a robber, it's all in the stomach of that idiot, okay?"
"Baga Yinjiang, didn't you compete with me for the delicious food made by Chen Luojiang?" Little Kagura appeared from nowhere and kicked Yinsang on the back of the head. "Chen Luojiang, look, do I look good in my clothes?"
"Yeah, super kawaii!" I took Kagura's hand and shook it. "Kagula sauce, do you want apple candy?"
"Yes! Let's go buy it! Yinsang paid me my salary today, so this time I'll treat you, Alu!" Xiao Kagura was just about to take my hand and go, but suddenly saw my bare feet, " Chen Luo-chan doesn't wear shoes, so he'll get his feet dirty, Alu. Or I'll go buy them, and Chen Luo-chan will just wait here, Alu!"
Before I could say anything, Xiao Kagura took the lead in bouncing away.I saw a beautiful cherry blossom hairpin stuck behind her single dumpling head today, with simple fringes flicking around.
I supported my face with my hands, shaking my body uncontrollably. "Ahhhhhh Kagula sauce is really super kawaii!"
Yinsang walked up to me and stood very close to me, her arms almost touching each other.He kept looking at me as if he wanted to say something.
"Nani?" I turned my head and looked up at him slightly.
"This," I felt a box poke my arm, "here you are." He seemed a little flustered, and he stammered a little, "Let's just say it first, this guy Kagula wants to pick this one up." For you, I just help pass it on."
"What is it?" I took it and opened it, and saw a very simple red wooden hairpin lying inside, which was exactly the style I liked. "It's so beautiful! Kagula sauce is really good!" Without further ado, I took out the hairpin and pinned it to my hair, stood still in front of Yinsang, and put my hands behind my back.
"How is it? Does it look good?" I asked expectantly, tilting my head towards him.
He turned his eyes away and looked at the lively crowd. "Okay."
"That's good!" I turned around and looked at Little Kagura who was bouncing back again. She held a candy apple in one hand and handed one of them to me. "Arigado, Kagura sauce! I like it very much!"
"I also like Alu very much, apple candy is super delicious, right!" Xiao Kagura took a bite of apple candy, and the corners of his mouth were stained with sugar scum.
I saw Okita and Mr. Dojikata walking towards me. Mr. Dojikata was still holding the wooden clogs that I threw on the ground.I waved to them and watched them walk slowly.I thought Hijikata-san would ask me why I slipped away so suddenly, but no one asked.They didn't even talk to me, Hijikata-san went straight to Yin-sang, and Okita and Kagura clung to each other.I took Xiao Kagura's apple candy and suddenly felt a little bored.
"Mina-sang, it's an empty class." Xinbaji also arrived at this time, "Ane said she would come with Jiubing-sang, so I came here alone first." So I chatted with him, By the way, wait for A Miao and Jiu Bingsang.After a while, I saw the figures of Jiu Bingsang and A Miao suddenly appearing far away, but the strange thing is that their positions are very high, almost above everyone's heads.
"Why did you come here on horseback?" Xin Baji made a loud complaint.
"It's called Heifengwan." Jiu Bingsang introduced it to us solemnly.
A Miao was helped off the horse by the nine soldiers, and walked over holding the nine soldiers' hand, "Allah, there are a lot of people tonight, do you want to watch the fireworks together?"
"No, I wouldn't want to watch the fireworks with this S-shaking bastard. The guys from the Shinsengumi must come here with Chen Luo-chan."
"Well, calm down, Kagura-chan, what a coincidence, it's so lively, is everyone here?" Xin Baji acted as a peacemaker.
I patted him on the shoulder. "Actually, there are still a few people short."
"Eh?"
I walked up to a tree and tapped on the trunk. "Kondo Orangutan, Tojo-san, since you're here, why don't you hide?"
"Ah, really, I almost forgot to send this stalker to Hell for a day trip to enjoy the fireworks." A Miao rubbed her fists, and Xin Baji shouted "Calm down, old lady" and hugged her The waist is dragged back vigorously.Dongcheng threw kelp tears at Jiubing-san, was beaten, and then ran over without giving up; Xiao Kagura and Okita had already started a complete fight, and there was no way to stop it; Sang quarreled, aggressive, and his face turned back to Yan Yi; Heifengmaru walked up to me and snorted disdainfully, I understood what he was saying about whether this group of humans had something wrong with their brains.
I leaned against the tree, stroked his mane, and wondered, as the only talking creature who remained calm on the scene, should I take on the heavy responsibility of Xin Baji, who was almost exhausted, and be in charge of the scene? Tucao.
Suddenly, behind the bushes, I saw Guizheng squatting there furtively, and Elizabeth was holding a sign: I have been waiting here all the time.
What are you waiting for!Are you out of your mind?Can't you see that there are four full members of the Shinsengumi, and they are all the strongest guys here, okay?There is no place for you here, you bastard!
"Look! The fireworks have started!" Someone shouted, and the gorgeous fireworks lit up half of the sky, but a group of Baga who were clearly in a very good viewing position were still chattering, You slap me, I shove you, and finally develop into a ball again.
"Chen Luo looks so lively. Are those people Chen Luo's friends on Earth? What should I do, Afutu, I'm a little jealous." On the higher hillside behind, Shenwei and Afutu looked down. over here. "Should I join in too?"
"It's up to you, anyway, you can make Chen Luosang angry every time in the end."
"Forget it, now is not the time, we have other things to do when we come to Earth, we will see you again anyway." Kamui smiled, picked up the umbrella, turned and left the lively festival.
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