[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Yinsang relaxed, let me knead my shoulders, and even began to point fingers at my voluntary labor. "A little bit higher on the left side, yes, that's the position, ah, and the right side, the position near the neck on the right side should be stronger, I said, Chen Luo, have you not eaten, and you don't have any strength at all."

Even if I had the idea of ​​honing my skills at the beginning and followed his advice patiently, now I feel a little angry.Who is this guy's machismo showing?Sarutobi might like it, but I don't like it at all, okay?And my strength is indeed not strong, it is determined by the species and I can't do anything about it!Just when I was hesitant to pop my nails and teach this guy a lesson, I saw Kagura winking at me.

The two of us reached a consensus in an instant, I withdrew my hand, and the little Kagura who took over punched Yinsang's right shoulder. "Then Yin-chan, do you think this strength is enough, Aru!"

"Ah——! Dislocated, dislocated, definitely dislocated! What are you doing, Kagula!" Yinsang hugged her shoulders and howled miserably.Little Kagura hugged my waist and stuck out her tongue towards Yinsang. "Lie, who told you to bully Chen Luojiang."

"Little Kagura is awesome, thank you." I also hugged Xiao Kagura with my back, rubbing my cheek against her forehead.

"You two inhuman bastards! Xinbaji, come and help me, and help Yinsang put her arm back in place... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

After a while of flying around, everything finally returned to normal.Yinsang slumped on the sofa as if collapsed, I took a sip of the tea that Xin Baji had poured for me.Oops, the cat's tongue is really troublesome, it still feels hot after drying it for so long.

"Speaking of which, why did Chen Luosang suddenly want to practice massage skills?" Xin Baji asked.

"I want to give Mr. Hijikata a massage, but I seem to be dismissed because of my poor technique." I smiled embarrassedly.

Yinsang rolled her eyelids and looked at me strangely. "I'm really curious now, what kind of image that guy has in your mind."

"Dad... um... very powerful senior!"

"Hey, Yinsang heard that, did you mean to talk about Dad just now? You definitely wanted to talk about Dad!"

"No." I said no.

"I'm going to tell Duo Chuan-kun about this, he will be moved and cry, his team members actually treat him as a father or something... no, I must tell him in person, and see what his expression will be like !"

"Have you said everything?" I smiled kindly again, and stamped my foot between Yinsang's spread legs. "Did I just say something?"

"No! Absolutely not!" Yinsang's head shook like a rattle, and I smiled with satisfaction and retracted my outstretched foot.

Xinbaji was busy drying the quilt in the next room, at this moment he poked his head out and said, "Hey, I thought Chen Luosang suddenly wanted to squeeze his shoulders because he liked Mr. Hichikata, but it turned out not to be, Cannian."

"What's the pity of this kind of thing?" I don't really understand the fun of gossip in human beings.

"Xinbaji is still in puberty, and he won't be interested in such things when he grows up, Aru." Kagura patted my shoulder and explained to me like a little adult. It was too cute The look made me almost fall down clutching my heart.

"Yeah, Xinbaji is too immature, and you still need to practice Baji! But since you mentioned this, Chen Luo, do you have someone you like?" Although Yinsang just finished the previous sentence, Xinbaji , After the last sentence, I started to inquire again, and I didn't even know when I took out a small notebook, as if I was going to take notes.He's really ashamed to talk about New Eighth...

"Yin Sang, you are more exaggerated than me! Where did you get the little book! We are the house of everything, not the house of intelligence, okay?" You see, you must have been complained about.

The clothes on my arms were pulled and tugged. I turned my head and saw Kagura looking at me curiously. "Chen Luojiang, is there any?"

Since Xiao Kagura wants to know, then I will answer it.I thought about it, and thought about it again, until the eyes of the other three people in the audience seemed to want to open my head and see who it was, then I finally shook my head. "I don't think so."

"Oh!" The three of them fell down together.

Yinsang still didn't give up, and asked again: "Is there really no one? Is there not one? Haven't you lived for decades?"

But I didn't even have a clear consciousness in the past few decades or hundreds of years!If I count from the time I wake up, I'm less than twenty now!I didn't bother to explain this, so I replied directly: "I'm not interested in humans."

"What about the monster?"

"I've only seen one monster." The undead monster colleague has Songyang.

Yinsang put the notebook down on the coffee table as if bored, then sat back down, and little Kagura also leaned gently on my shoulder. "Do you have only one feeling for human beings?" Yinsang asked suddenly.

I shook my head quickly.Although I don't have as rich and delicate emotions as human beings, at least my feelings for Mr. Hijikata and Okita Ghost Animal are completely different, and there is not even a little similarity.

He seemed to be excited again, "Then who do you have a more special feeling for?"

"Hmm..." This question is too general. "A specific chestnut?"

"Master, aren't you a cat? If you could choose a master for yourself, which one would you choose?"

"Hey! Yinsang! There must be a limit to shaking S, so asking Chen Luosang like this is too impolite!" Xin Baji began to teach Yinsang again.

I didn't think there was any offense, but if it was Sougo Okita, no matter what he asked, as long as the word "recognize the Lord" was mentioned, I couldn't help but kick him in the face.Almost without thinking, I replied loudly: "Kagula sauce!"

"..." There was a strange silence on the other side.

Little Kagami touched my head regretfully, "But I already have Dingchun Aru. But Chen Luo-chan, don't worry, I have always been Chen Luo-chan's good friend Aru!"

"Well, I'm very satisfied with this." I poked out my ears and rubbed against the palm of Xiao Kagura's.

Yinsang twitched the corner of her mouth, "This doesn't count, I mean picking one among the men."

"Ah... let's go with Osmanthus, Katsura Kotaro."

"Eh—?!" At this moment, the reactions of the three people were all loud, as if my answer shocked them.

I turned my head in doubt, and said puzzledly: "Gui is very good-looking, he is silly and fun, and he really likes cats. He is also very good at keeping cats. He also has black long straight hair just like me. There's nothing wrong with me choosing him."

"Why did you single out the black, long and straight hair?" Yinsang, who has always been sensitive to hair, raised her hand and asked.

I cast an approving look at him, very good, blind student, you have discovered Huadian. "I've only seen him as a man who is black and straight. Beasts are very concerned about fur. If I want to find a human being by my side, then whether his appearance matches my aesthetics is also very important."

"Hey, Yinsang tells you that men don't just look at their hair, other parts are also very important! What's wrong with black and straight? Can black and straight be popular? Black and straight are amazing! If Yinsang didn't have this silver hair Natural rolls will be very popular too!"

As soon as he encountered a hair problem, Yinsang started a mysterious and crazy cycle of complaints. We had already gotten used to it, so we threw him aside and started chatting on our own.

Xin Baji still couldn't believe it, and asked again: "But Chen Luosang, aren't you and Guisang enemies?"

"Baga Xin Baji, it's because of this that you can only be Xin Baji instead of Xinyiji. Girls' love is regardless of race and position, Alu! Right, Chen Luo sauce!"

"Ah? Ah... right... um, yes." Seeing Xiao Kagura patted my shoulder with a very sure look, although I didn't understand why I suddenly fell in love, but hesitated After a moment, he nodded firmly.Since Xiao Kagura said that I have love, then I must have love, and I can't be wrong!

"This matter must be kept a secret from the Shinsengumi guys. We must protect the girl's wonderful and secret love, Aru!" Xiao Kagura suddenly stood up, slapped the table, and stared at Xin Yaji and Yinsang , until they nodded under pressure.Little Kagura turned his head to look at me, blinking one eye at me. "Chen Luojiang, don't worry, you are safe, Alu!"

Ah I'm dead!Little Kagura is so cute!I hugged Xiao Kagura in my arms and rubbed and rubbed. As for what she said, I didn't pay attention at all.

That night when I left from the Wanshiwuwu, Xiao Kagura was still talking to me about Gui. I looked at the sky and suddenly remembered that I haven't looked for the wig guy for a long time.He's been doing quite well lately, and even the other team members haven't mentioned him.After disappearing for a long time, either the golden basin washed his hands, or there was some big conspiracy.I don't believe that Wig can one day give up Yiyi, although he has almost everything in what he does, but there is no Yiyi, so it can only be the latter.Although no matter how carefully he planned it, it could only be a comedy in the end, but I still want to know what he is doing.Be prepared.

Oops, I used another idiom!Songyang, thank you for your education!

I worked the night shift for several days in a row, and finally reached the last day before the shift. In my mind, I kept fighting with the idea of ​​going to play with Xiaoshenle or to find a wig tomorrow, and I was so irritable that I almost wanted to hit the wall.In the end, the balance in my heart was still hopelessly tilted towards Xiao Kagura.No way, she is my wife.

I don't intend to stop looking at wigs, though.As soon as the last day's work was over, I immediately changed my clothes and ran out of the village.

"I'm not coming back tonight!" When I ran out, I yelled to Mr. Hijikata who was leaning against the door, but I ran too fast, and before Mr. Hijikata answered, I turned back into a cat. The drainpipes of the houses went up and disappeared between the roofs.

Okita clasped his hands, looked at Hijikata who had just said "Got it", but swallowed half of the "Be careful on the road" back into his stomach with the blowing breeze, and smiled a little gloatingly.

"This is the sadness of being rejected by a daughter, Mr. Baofu." He said sarcastically.

Tufang took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, but he didn't light it.He glanced at Okita and saw that the guy was slowly withdrawing his smile. "Extremely boring." He replied, walked into the village with the unlit cigarette in his mouth.