[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Reluctantly coaxed, tricked and dragged by Shenwei into the kitchen, I held up the kitchen knife and waved my arms helplessly.The apology from Shenwei came very quickly, but I always felt that there was no sincerity at all. Am I considered a labor force enslaved by Chunyu?Still free.

Trying to replace Kamui's irritating face with Kagura's, I hypnotized myself, and managed to prepare a whole table of dishes before my energy was exhausted.If it was placed in the master house, it would be enough for me to go downstairs to ask Dengshi and Catherine to have a big meal together, but if it is placed here, I don’t know if it can completely feed Kamui alone.

At the dining table, I was holding a palm-sized bowl, and looking at the pot over there, I felt more and more that my meal was worthless.I'm now imagining that I can have a bigger stomach, at least I can eat more things I made, don't be taken advantage of, right?

Shenwei took a few mouthfuls of food, his chewing speed gradually slowed down, and he frowned. "Your craftsmanship..."

"What's wrong with my craftsmanship? What's wrong with it?" I squinted at him from the corner of my eye. I made my own craftsmanship for Xiao Kagura. Does this guy think it's not to his liking?It's none of his business if it's not to his taste, I'm cooking for little Kagura.

Kamui swallowed the food in his mouth, and changed into that squinting smile again. "Just thought you must have had a lot of new experiences on Earth."

"Nonsense." I gave him a blank look, and quickly picked up the food.Although there are only me and Shenwei at the dinner table, if my hands aren't quicker, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat anything.

I never cared about the dishes after meals. I hiccupped, turned back into a cat, and took a nap in a random place. When I woke up, I felt that my body had recovered quite well.So I went to find Kamui again and said goodbye to him.

"Are you leaving already? You've only been here..." He wrung his fingers and calculated quickly, "You've only been here for eight days."

"I'm a person with a serious job on Earth now, and I'm going back to work." I glanced at him, feeling a kind of indescribable pride.

Shenwei tilted his head and thought for a while, "Then I'll go and play with you when I have a chance."

"Forget it, let me come to you, just to let you have an excuse to ask for leave." I lied casually, and rubbed his hair with the power of God. Then he checked his pocket, took the ticket bought with Shenwei's money, and boarded the spaceship back to Earth.

When I returned to the Shinsengumi, I was just in time for dinner, so I jumped into the yard and greeted everyone super loudly.

"I'm back!"

"Mao-san, your voice is too loud. Look, I almost stabbed Hijikata-san by mistake. Oh, what a pity."

"How on earth can you almost kill someone by mistake while eating? I think you are just finding fault, you bastard! What a pity you just said it!"

The Shinsengumi was still so lively, I couldn't help but smile, I always felt like I was in Songyang private school a long time ago.At that time, I often went outside to play all day, and every night when I went back, I could always hear the chirping voices of those children. Songyang would always sit on the porch and look at them with a smile.When he sees me, he always stretches out his hands to hug me, then touches my head, and says to me, "Welcome back, Xiao Hei." That was the first time I felt the feeling of home, although I drifted I have been there for many years, but that feeling has never been forgotten.

The current Shinsengumi also makes me feel a little bit at home.

In the middle of grinning, I suddenly woke up again and hummed softly to myself.There are all human beings here, the kind of fragile human beings who can die from a serious illness with just one attack, am I crazy to treat them as family members?In this world, only Songyang and I are the same kind, only him and me.Therefore, the only thing I can attach to is Songyang.

"Chen Luosang, have you had dinner yet? If you haven't eaten, go and eat quickly, otherwise those guys will have nothing left." Kondo Hoon walked to my side and patted my shoulder with a hearty smile. His face is so fresh.I lowered my eyes and forcibly changed the impression of that face into a hollow skull.He will die, they will all die, but I will not.I repeat in my heart.

Before I noticed, Isao Kondo had pushed me into a seat that happened to be between him and Mr. Hijikata.Okita Sougo bit a chicken leg, poked his head out from Mr. Hijikata, and asked me inarticulately: "Mao-san, doesn't this Tang suit on your body fit a little bit? Where are the original clothes?"

"It was broken by a bastard. I'm wearing his clothes now. Of course it doesn't fit me." I tugged at my sleeves in disgust and curled my lips.After the fight with Kamui, my original clothes looked like they were picked up from a bomb testing center. Apart from being full of cracks and scorched marks, they were also covered with blood stains, so I couldn't wear them again.

But this damn Chunyu [-]th Division didn’t even have a woman, and I didn’t want to run on the Ghost Soldier’s boat, so in the end I had to choose Shenwei between Afutu and Shenwei’s clothes.After all, his clothes are at least neat, and Afutu's clothes, like his people, have a depressing feeling no matter how you look at them.

That bastard Kamui actually sold me to Shinsuke Takasugi, causing me to have such a big stain on my life that I was controlled by my fatal spot, and I burned this dress after a while to vent my hatred!I gritted my teeth in my heart, but after taking a shower at night, I still folded the clothes neatly.There is still a chance to pay that guy back, I don't want to owe him anything.Ah, but all the used tickets don't count.

In the end, there were still two days of vacation left. Mr. Hijikata kindly didn’t say anything. Now that I’m back, I hurried to work. So I spent a day in the everything house, and then I turned into a cat and stayed in the wig’s hut for a day. After listening to him, I recently All kinds of stupid activities that he has done in the past month, which are called banning barbarians but have nothing to do with banning barbarians, have been put back into the daily patrol mission.

Everything hasn’t changed from the previous days... It can’t be said that there is no change. I don’t know if it’s because Okita has too much resentment for the fact that he missed two rotations because of my leave, and he’s under too much pressure. The frequency of my troubles is getting higher and higher. At first I could bear it, but now I am so angry that I want to blow up the village every day.

I don't understand. Since I'm tired, it's okay to just ask me to help with the shift and let him rest in the camp. Why do you want to vent the pressure by tossing me?Don't you need physical strength to fight with me every day?I've only just been on vacation, but I'm already so tired that it feels like I've worked overtime for a month, okay?

No, here it is again.Seeing that guy with a broken smile on his face and approaching me with one hand turning his collar, before he said anything, I almost got my paw on his face.I quickly turned back into a cat, and ran towards Mr. Hijikata's room through the corridor.It's not that I can't beat him and ran to seek help. I hope that staying with Mr. Hijikata can calm me down and prevent the tragedy of killing my colleagues.

As soon as he saw my feet slipping in and rushing in, Mr. Hijikata knew it was coming again.He stretched out his arms and hugged me to his shoulders as usual, then continued to lower his head to review the documents, and waited until Sougo Okita walked over to yell at him to get him away.Because Okita has been making me restless lately, Hijikata-san's shoulders have almost become my resting place.Fortunately, my cat shape is very light, otherwise I really don't know if Mr. Hijikata's shoulders can bear it.

One day, on a whim, I changed back into a human form and wanted to help Mr. Hijikata squeeze his shoulders, but it didn't take long before Mr. Hijikata threw him out of the room with his collar for the first time.According to him, it was because I was too annoying and interrupted his work. If you really want to give someone a shoulder pinch, you might as well go to Okita, or go to Wan Shiwu to find Xiao Kagura.

I lay in front of Mr. Hijikata's porch and looked at the sky, a little skeptical about life.Obviously, it was even more annoying when I was fighting with Okita, and he never complained, why did he just throw me out this time?Are my massage skills really that bad?Although I've never given a massage to anyone, I always feel a little sad.Forget it, it’s a big deal to learn from scratch, in order to cope with Kamui, can’t I force myself to learn how to cook messy stew?

After figuring this out, I went to the master house again, looking for someone to practice.Although Xiao Kagura wanted to enjoy it very much, and I would be happy to serve her, but her body is too small. If I want to rub Mr. Hijikata's shoulders one day, I have to find a guy with a similar figure to him.So, I turned my eyes to find the prey to Sakata Gintoki who was reading manga with his legs up on the table.

"I said Chen Luo, what do you want to do? Tell me what you have to say, don't look at me with that kind of eyes, Yinsang's goosebumps will come up." Yinsang folded her arms and rubbed them vigorously.

"Come here." I smiled kindly, and patted the empty seat on the sofa in front of me. "How about I go over?"

"Arnuo, Yinsang, did I do something to apologize to you? Yinsang is getting old recently and some things can't be remembered clearly. If there is, can I apologize to you now? Anyway, you should first put your horrible Put your smile away! Kagula, don’t laugh like her! A face is already scary enough, I don’t want to see such a weird smiling face anymore!” Yinsang folded her arms and shrank into the chair vigorously Then, he stuck the chair against the wall until he had nowhere to go.

I still smiled and put my hands on Yinsang's shoulders.

"Ah——! It hurts! It hurts! Yinsang's shoulder is so... hey, it doesn't hurt at all. What, if you want to give me a massage, just say so."

"Baga Silver Sauce, Chen Luo Sauce is a standard girl, and her strength is weaker than mine. Even if you pinch it hard, it won't hurt, Alu."

"Kagula, your strength can't be considered as a girl's. Didn't I tell you when I first met? In our place, those who can pull a motorcycle with one hand are not called girls, but mountain gorillas."

"Silver sauce, do you want my hair to be pulled out one by one and turned into a barcode in advance?"

"Both of you are more reasonable, Chen Luosang is still here, it's too embarrassing for you to do this." Xin Baji, who has always been used as the background board, finally said the first sentence of the day.