[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I walked to the space station with great interest, only to realize that I had no money in my wallet.Ever since Yinsang and I started a joint venture to raise Kagura, my money was planned to be limited, and I spent a few meals out occasionally and bought a few bottles of water.

I didn't hand over the money to Yinsang, I counted all the money in batches and deposited it with Mr. Hijikata.If that guy Yinsang got the money, he might spend it again to play small steel balls, but I dare not give it to Xiao Kagami, she is still young, I am afraid that she will not be able to hold it all at once and buy it all into vinegar kelp .I was Xinbaji's staunch comrade-in-arms in the matter of Wanshiwu's management of money. In order to persuade Yinsang to hand over the money to Xinbaji, we quarreled several times, and even fought nervously.

I don't want to turn back to get the money again. I have to walk such a long way again, and I have to deduct Xiao Kagura's meal money.But Shenwei is also a must to go to, I thought about it, and decisively decided to temporarily abandon the identity of the righteous partner of the Zhenxuan team member, and pick up my old profession of fare evasion.

After losing my boss' strength, I finally found Shenwei after wandering for four days.Although I really want to kick him in the face as soon as we meet, but I am really tired and hungry, I need to eat a big meal first, and then find a place to sleep.God knows what I've been living these days, I actually forgot that Chunyu is an organization that runs around in space every day, and that bastard Shenwei never gave me any contact information of him!

In order to get on line with Shenwei, I tried to remember the planet he talked to me about that he often had business with, and then I evaded the fare and boarded the spaceship. People became suspicious and came to a battle royale.I didn't want to kill innocent people casually, so I never fought back, just running for my life.If it weren't for my immortal body, I'm afraid I'd starve to death or die of exhaustion.

That bastard Kamui looked at me with a smile, "Do you want me to give you my email address?"

What if I want it!I don't use a mobile phone, so should I borrow Shinsengumi's computer to send emails to the boss of the largest pirate organization in the universe?am I crazy?I flicked my tail and declined his offer.

"Then use this planet as a contact point, and I'll explain it to you." Shenwei actually obediently proposed another proposal this time without any exchange price.This guy used to be so bad that he used to beat me a few times as an excuse to threaten me to cook. He even did it when he woke me up in the middle of the night to cook. When did he suddenly become so considerate?Why am I feeling a little flattered?

The next day, the Chunyu contact person who originally regarded me as a suspicious person came to apologize to me with a thick gauze wrapped around his head.In fact, I don't blame him at all, it's his job after all, I almost forgot about this person.I asked him what was going on with his head and he said he was hit by a car while chasing me and now has a bit of a concussion.I thought it was funny when I heard it, and I wanted to take pity on him and invite him to a meal or something, but he was so frightened that he ran away like the mouse I caught before.

This time, Shenwei didn't drag me into the training ground, and didn't even ask me to cook, which made me a little unaccustomed.According to Afutu, this is because he has a partner who needs to get acquainted recently and is relatively busy.Since it's work, I don't want to talk too much. No wonder Shenwei has a faint smell of tobacco lately. Although it doesn't make me feel uncomfortable, it still feels a little itchy.

Both Shenwei and Afutu are busy, I feel a little bored, so I wander around on the boat every day.I feel a bit regretful about coming to Shenwei. I came to fight with him. Now that there is nothing to fight, I might as well go back to Earth quickly. I can spend more time with Xiao Shenwei, and I can also make those who have been harmed by me suddenly disappear. The team members who had a rest took it easy.

Just thinking about this, I suddenly found that there was another ship that looked very earth-like beside the ship that belonged to Chunyu.

Could this be Shenwei's partner?Earthlings?Is Kamui planning to set foot on Earth?Stop it... I felt a little bit in my heart, and felt that it was time for me to take on the responsibility of being a member of the Shinsengumi, and I just had to listen to the news carefully.

I turned back into a cat, quietly climbed onto the boat, and sniffed the ground all the way, looking for clues.There is no smell of gunpowder smoke that belongs to first-class weapons, but I do smell the tobacco smell that Kamui has recently carried.

This is probably the smell of the leader. If you follow this smell, you will be able to see him.Write down his appearance, and tell Mr. Hijikata about it when the time comes, and I will count myself as a meritorious service again!I was a little excited, so I quickened my pace and walked in the direction of the smell.

I walked all the way to the door of a room, and slipped in through the crack of the door. Suddenly, a strong smell of tobacco rolled over, and I couldn't help sneezing.The smell in this room is really stronger than that of Mr. Dojikata. Why do human beings like smoking so much?Where's the fun in that kind of thing?

The grade of tobacco is very high, and it is not very pungent after getting used to it.I waited until my nose recovered, and then I began to look at the furnishings in the house.The owner of the room is not there, and his furnishings are also very simple. At first glance, there is nothing but some necessary supplies.

Did he hide some documents or something somewhere?For example, the head of the bed... His bed doesn't even have a bedside table, and the pillows are the most common pillows.What about the wardrobe?What will be in the closet inside the closet?I changed back into human form and opened the closet door.

A whole row of purple gold butterfly bathrobes came into my eyes, and my eyes became a little straight for a while.Why is this guy like Yinsang, he has a lot of clothes he likes, is it to shape his character?But this guy's taste is much better than Yinsang, these bathrobes are really beautiful, those golden butterflies are embroidered very delicately, as if alive...

Probably a long time ago, I developed a bad habit of fluttering butterflies in the front yard of Songyang. When I saw butterflies, even if they were specimens, I wanted to touch them, but suddenly there were footsteps and conversations at the door. A piece of clothing was accidentally pulled off, and a cigarette rod fell to the ground and broke into two sections.

"Who is it?" The person at the door obviously noticed the movement here and rushed over here.I quickly turned back into a cat and got into the clothes that fell on the ground.

The door was opened, and the footsteps of several people sounded. They seemed to be looking around the house, but they couldn't see anything. Finally, the door was closed, and the footsteps gradually faded away.I thought I was safe, so I tried to crawl out from under the bathrobe, but as soon as I showed my head, I gave the last guy a playful and cruel look.

!Shinsuke Takasugi!

I recognized him immediately, I had seen his wanted notice.He seemed to have changed too much, his left eye was wrapped in gauze, he started smoking, and he even wore such a flamboyant kimono.There is only one person's head portrait on the wanted warrant, which is far less shocking and emotional than when I saw the real person now.Back then, he was such a serious kid.

I was so surprised that I didn't run away immediately, but I didn't panic, now I'm just a little milk cat, he doesn't think about anything... Wait!Is the angle of his hand aimed at the nape of my neck?

I hurried to flee, but it was too late.From the moment his hand pinched the nape of my neck, I froze as if frozen, unable to move at all.I have only this fatal spot all over my body, and I can't move it. Now I can feel that the figure of Takasugi Shinsuke has changed from the child looking down on Matsuyo's shoulder to a tall giant image.Although I don't want to, I have to admit, I'm scared.

"Are you that cat demon? Change back to human form and let me see." He ordered.

I couldn't resist, so I could only tremble back into a human form. His palm was still resting on the back of my neck, rubbing gently, which aroused a layer of goosebumps.Even if I am as tall as him now, the tall image of him in my heart can't be changed.I wanted to cry but had no tears, and cursed at Shenwei in my heart.How did Shinsuke Takasugi know about me?That bastard Shenwei must have said it!Depend on!Now, as a true team member, I was caught by the enemy boss!Shenwei Laozi must blow your dog's head to vent my hatred!

Takasugi Shinsuke studied me for a long time with great interest, and I answered what he asked, and the voice of the answer was really like a pitiful cat meowing, not at all full of anger in the past.Lying in front of him has already exhausted me too much energy, and it is worth making some humiliating sacrifices for the real selection team.For Mr. Hijikata, um, for Mr. Hijikata.Anyway, Takasugi doesn't know what I am like in normal times, so if I lose face in front of him, I should lose face a little.I tried my best to comfort myself in my heart and cheer myself up.

Gao Sugi finally had enough fun, and when he carried me back to Kamui, the bastard Kamui asked Gao Shan with a smile: "How is it, she is very suitable as a recruiting partner?"

"Hehe, she will indeed be a great help in spying on information."

How can you stop Shenwei, did you just sell Lao Tzu like this?I'm a member of the Shinsengumi, okay?Are you a partner of justice?Are you just pushing me into the fire pit?Didn't I say earlier that I would not be with you?I really regret it, I shouldn't really worry about you being lonely and die and come to find you!I'm so stupid, how could Yetu's life be so fragile!

I was short of breath for a moment, and the moment Takasugi put me down, I changed back into a human form, scratching at Kamui with one claw.So the two of us took advantage of the situation and fought, making big holes in the surrounding land.It's also fortunate that I haven't had time to get into the boat, it's on the ground, otherwise Afutu's bitter face might be dragged to the ground.

The time I fought was very short. After a few minutes, I closed my hands out of breath and wiped off the blood on my body. The wounds had all disappeared.Takasugi walked over slowly, with a weird smile on his face. "You have such an excellent talent for destruction, do you want to consider joining the ghost army?"

You are really poaching!I flicked my tail, said "I refuse", turned my head and left.Being able to do this is already the limit of my resistance against Takasugi.My palms were already wet with sweat.

Shenwei still had my blood on his face and hands, he licked his palm, ran up to my side, grabbed me and asked, "Where are you going?"

"Going back to Earth, I really shouldn't have come to look for you." I shook off his arm and said angrily.This guy has a lot of strength, I haven't shaken off his arm, I tried a little harder, but still can't shake off.

He opened his eyes, revealing his blue eyeballs, and asked regretfully, "Are you leaving now?" However, I could feel his hands slowly exerting force, and then my bones would be broken.He is threatening me.

But I was really angry. Anyway, I have been in pain for so many years, and I am quite used to it, so even if it hurts again, it’s okay to wait for a few minutes.My other hand popped a nail and found the back of his hand holding my wrist. "Shenwei, let go, maybe you don't want to see me anymore?"

"Are you really angry? I'm sorry." He looked a little surprised, but also a little happy, and obediently let go of his hands, raising them to the sides of his ears. "I'm so glad you disliked me so much and pushed you to someone else."

I raised an eyebrow. "What the hell, I don't want to be a pirate with you either."

"Hey, hey, anyway, I'll stay for two more days, and there's only one fight. I'm a little dissatisfied." He put one hand on my shoulder, and there was a little more blood on my clothes handprint.He tugged me in the direction of the spaceship, "Why don't you make a meal and rest first, and fight again in the afternoon."

"You're the only one who rests like that! You bastard, go to hell!" I roared again with full air.