[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

"Arnold, if you don't eat, shall we start eating first?" Kondo Hsun asked tentatively, but no one answered.Yinsang had already started to move first, and the other team members who had been hungry for a day didn't want to wait any longer, so they also started to move their hands one after another.

"This guy is good at craftsmanship, isn't he?" Yinsang quickly moved his hands to grab food, insisting on carrying forward the demeanor of a bandit in Wanshiwu whenever and wherever.

Yamazaki's hands were not too fast, and while stuffing food into her mouth quickly, she explained to Yinsang: "She has been practicing seriously every day for a month, and she has made great progress. Ah... Chen Luosang still I really like Kagula sauce, and you will have a good meal in Wanshiwu in the future."

"Tch." Yin Thorn paused for a moment, didn't say anything, and then sped up the speed of grabbing food.

What they are doing in there, I have no idea.Okita and I had already hit the yard, and we were covered in dirt.I finally broke away from him, but I didn't have much strength left, I just tried my best to avoid it while panting like a bellows.Finally, Mr. Hijikata came out and led me and Okita into the house, one in each hand.

"I left some for you two, eat quickly." He brought out a few bowls from the kitchen and put them in front of Okita and me, and he was also careful not to fight again.Well, it's true that we didn't fight, but we broke a few chopsticks because of too much force.Yinsang was lying horizontally in the corridor of the Zhensengumi, holding a toothpick in his mouth to digest his food. At this moment, he couldn't help but sighed: "It's not easy for you, Duochuanjun."

The next day, I went to the master house with a big bag of things, worked all day, and called Deng Shi and Catherine from downstairs, and had a big meal.Yinsang was really lucky, eating and drinking for free for two days in a row.He patted his belly and collapsed on the sofa, and asked me when I would come back shamelessly.

"Don't pay attention to Yin-chan Aru, he has already fallen into the stinky adult world, and he still wants to drag Chen Luo-chan into the water." Xiao Kagura pulled me to the corner of the table, away from Yin-sang. "Will Chen Luojiang go back tonight?"

"Don't Kagula sauce want me to go back?" My voice was trembling with excitement.Little Kagura actually wanted to keep me, what a surprise!

"Hey, where are you staying? Yinsang doesn't have any spare rooms here, so you should go back quickly."

"It's okay, Chen Luojiang can sleep with me, Alu!"

"Where do you sleep? Do you mean sleeping in the closet with you? Be sober, this guy Kagula's measurements add up to more than your height, how are you going to stuff her in? Or do you want to be with her?" She slept in my room and drove me to the closet? Let me tell you, Yinsang is the owner of the house of everything! Yinsang absolutely does not allow this kind of thing to happen!"

Seeing that these two guys were about to fight, I quickly hugged Xiao Kagura.Sakata Gintoki is a grown man, and he is still a useless useless MADAO. As long as such a guy can breathe the air around Xiao Kagura, he is already considered lucky. How could I let him have the slightest skin-to-skin contact with Xiao Kagura? Woolen cloth?

I waved at him and said, "I can turn into a cat and sleep next to Kagura's pillow."

"Really? Are you sure? Do you know what that guy's sleeping position looks like? Be careful that your palm-sized body won't be crushed by you!"

"Have you ever seen Kagula-chan's sleeping position? You pervert!" I couldn't help hugging little Kagura even tighter, and little Kagura also looked at Yinsang with the expression of looking at scum.

"Is the point over there? Yinsang, I'm worried about you, you stupid cat! And Kagula, what's your expression! Who was it that forced you to grab the quilt from me when you couldn't sleep at night? Yinsang took care of you." How are you all night! Children need to know how to be grateful, or they will become social scum in the future, do you understand?" Yinsang looked very irritable, scratched her head, and finally closed the door after saying "whatever you want."

I turned back into a cat and slept next to Kagura's pillow.At about three o'clock in the middle of the night, I suddenly opened my eyes.My little Kagura stretched her legs stiffly like a corpse, and pushed the quilt to the side. She was almost able to sleep with a wig and open her eyes, so she could be dragged to the zombie movie set to shoot a movie.I had no choice but to open the closet door and jumped to the ground, and changed back into a human form to cover her with a quilt, but she punched me as if sensing danger.If I hadn't hid quickly, I'm afraid I'd be disfigured now.

Little Kagura missed a punch, muttered a sentence, and then fell asleep with his mouth open, with a suspicious transparent liquid remaining at the corner of his mouth.I leaned against the closet door and became nympho for a while, went to find a tissue and wiped the corners of her mouth, then covered her with the quilt.Unexpectedly, as soon as the cover was put on, she quickly kicked the quilt off again.I struggled with her like this for a long time, and finally managed to wrap her up, but I was completely awake.In the end, I simply wrapped a blanket and squatted by the closet door, ready to cover Little Kagura with a quilt.

However, I still underestimated the power of Xiao Kagura's trouble, and I can only say that it is worthy of Yetu.

When Sakata Gintoki woke up the next day and opened the door, he saw me squatting on the ground wrapped in a blanket, my tail and legs formed a tripod, and my ears were erect, supporting Kagura almost to the ground upper body.In the closet, Xiao Kagura's legs were stuck straight against the wall, and the only remaining section of quilt was across her waist.

"I said that her poor sleeping position will flatten your small body." Yinsang gloated and squatted down in front of me, and flicked my forehead. "Because you cooked a good meal last night, I won't take a picture of you and send it to Okita." He said, showing a ghostly smile that was exactly the same as that of Okita.

...Fuck me for shaking S! Damn it!I glared at him, my bloodshot eyes really looked like a ghost.Yinsang was not afraid at all, and walked leisurely to the bathroom.It's true that I can't move. For the sake of Xiao Kagura's peaceful sleep, it's nothing if I'm threatened a little bit.

After breakfast, I couldn't bear it any longer. Before the cat could change, I leaned against the bed and fell asleep in the dark.It is said that when Yinsang sent me back, Mr. Hijikata told me that I couldn’t wake up, and asked if the master of everything had fed me any strange food. Sougo Okita came over and laughed at me for my poor vision I like that girl with a big stomach so much, now I am punished, and then I measured it on my neck for a long time, it seems that I want to order a collar.

After waking up and hearing what Yamazaki told me, I didn't even eat, so I went to Okita to fight, and finally it was the Kondo orangutan who came out to mediate.

Actually I don't want to fight with Okita, if possible, I don't even want to fight him face to face.But I never expected that Mr. Hijikata called me over once. I thought it was because I had too many fights with Okita ghosts and animals, but he thanked me and said that I distracted Okita. He now There is no need to be tense every day like before.

What did I hear?I actually helped Mr. Hijikata!I'm not just making trouble for him!For a moment, a kind of enigmatic sense of pride ran through my whole body, and from then on I decided that even if I never want to face Okita again (it’s really embarrassing for me to lose every time), but in order to be able to Let Mr. Hijikata relax for a while, I decided to bear it.

If Mr. Hijikata could relax a bit, he would probably be able to smoke less.Smoke is really bad for the lungs, and Sanye died of lung disease.I know Mr. Hijikata loves Mitsuha, but there is no need to use such a bad way to mourn the beloved woman.Although I don't have much reaction when the human beings around me die, I still feel it's a pity.

At the beginning, Songyang educated me like this.Although other lives are so fragile in my opinion, I should treat them with tenderness, because I was also created by this world and nature, and I am also a part of all living beings.Hey... I kind of miss Songyang.

Speaking of which, although there is a big difference in appearance, Mr. Hijikata does have some similarities with Matsuyo.For example, they all shoulder heavy burdens, are very patient, and are very gentle people in their hearts, but there is a big difference in the way they express themselves.Maybe this is why I respect him and get close to him.If there is one person in this world that will have an impact on me, then apart from Matsuyo and Kagura, Mr. Hijikata will be the third person.

I know that deep down in my heart, my feelings for Mr. Hijikata are very similar to my seniors. Sometimes, I can't help but want to show my belly to him, jump on his thigh, and rub him , acting like a baby, or something.However, there is still a big gap between Matsuyo and Mr. Hijikata, and I have changed a lot. I can do this in front of Matsuyo, but in front of Mr. Hijikata...forget it, I can't afford to lose face.

Every time I put water on the big fool with the wig, or turned into a cat and used him as a free massage master, I would feel a little guilty in my heart. I was afraid that Mr. Hijikata would one day know about the PY deal between me and the wig.I don't want to see him disappointed in me.

My life on Earth gradually took on a fixed form, and everything began to become extremely regular. At this time, I suddenly wanted to see Shenwei.It's been a long time since I've had a real fight with someone. Although I've wiped out several ronin groups, and intercepted several batches of illegally circulated weapons, including the goods of Chunyu and Ghost Soldier Squad, I have always played the role of leading the way and lurking.I fought with Okita a lot, and occasionally I would make gestures with Yinsang, but every time I was beaten with my claws and teeth under pressure, I always felt that if it went on for a long time, both my confidence and my skills would really decline.

Finally, after careful consideration, I submitted an application to Mr. Hijikata for a short vacation.I told him that I still have an appointment to go.After all, I have a lot of credit. Although Mr. Hijikata seems to have a headache, he has studied the schedule for a long time, and finally approved me a [-]-day vacation, and it has not reduced my normal rotation after that. Guarantee me There is enough time to find Xiao Kagura.

Hijikata-san is indeed a good man!When I got excited, I hugged it directly, and even bounced and rubbed it a few times before I suddenly realized my gaffe.Mr. Hijikata looked a little stiff, and I was also a little embarrassed. I coughed dryly, bowed, and after saying thank you again, I was about to run away, but when I turned around, I saw Okita Kisu holding a knife and holding a knife with a playful look. look at me.

"Mao Sang, in order to make up for your vacancy, I lost two rotations at once. Tell me, should you thank me too?"

"... How can you rest, tell me, what do you want me to do?"

"Put this on..."

"Don't do it."

"Then ask the master to listen twice?"

"Okita Sougo! Do you want me to beat you up for rehab before going to my bastard beating buddy?"

"Hey, so you are going to find someone to fight? Is that guy very good? How does he compare to me?" Okita obviously became interested.

"Ghost knows! If you are interested, go by yourself... Forget it, you'd better not meet him, that kind of guy is better not to come to Earth for the rest of your life." Okita didn't care, and he didn't see Mr. Dojikata who had a complex expression behind him, stretching his muscles and walking towards the courtyard wall.I hardly ever go through the gate unless the patrol is assembled every morning.I prefer to jump directly onto the courtyard wall and then jump off it.It happened to have changed into a cheongsam, and now there is no need to borrow Mr. Hijikata's room to change the team uniform.

"I think Maosang seems a bit aggrieved staying with us. Should we think of a way to release the vitality of the police dog? I don't want to have no rest anymore." Okita turned his head to look at Hijikata, but saw that Hijikata had already Lit a cigarette and walked past him. "Don't care about her, she is an immortal cat demon, the world is wider than us."