[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Ever since I found out where Gui was hiding, I often sneaked out to look for him at night, so I didn't want to spend my time off looking for Little Kagura to spy on this big fool!But I have observed it several times, and this guy still has no plans to fight barbarians.Sometimes, I really want to tear off a wanted warrant and point to the four big characters on it to remind him what his own job is.

Finally one day, I almost lost my patience and made a decision - I want to put water on this guy. ...Actually, it was mainly because I accidentally slipped on his hair today, and then fell in love with his hair in an instant.

I didn't have a human form when this guy was young, and because of the beast's love for his fur, I began to hate him; but after I had a human form, I began to be intoxicated by my beautiful and smooth black long straight hair.I haven't found a person who fits my idea of ​​perfect black, long and straight. Even Mr. Hijikata's hair in his youth was frizzy, not to mention that he simply cut his hair now.And now, I found Katsura Kotaro, a comrade who loves to be black and straight like me.

all in all!Black and straight guys are not bad guys!Just like you guys who keep talking about natural curls aren't bad!Understand!

When I was on duty during the day, I went to find a wig again, put on my uniform, and he started running away at great speed.Wigs are tough prey, and the pursuit almost killed me.I managed to block him into an alley, and seeing that he was about to climb over the roof, I tried my best to squeeze out "wait a minute."

He hesitated for a moment, then really stopped, looking at me who was leaning on the wall and panting like a bellows.After waiting for more than ten seconds, I was still panting like a bellows. He frowned and was about to go up to the roof again. I hurriedly added: "I don't have a companion."

He put his feet down again, seeing that I was really panting too hard, so he made the opening remarks himself. "You are the new member of the Zhenxuan group, Chen Luodian. May I ask what advice you have for bringing me to such a remote place?"

I rolled my eyes.Does this guy call women all with the honorific title of temple?I'm an enemy, and it's not that I brought you here, it's obviously you who ran all the way here, okay?How can I catch you!My little brothers who are seeing this place, remember it well. Don’t chase after such prey. The most important thing is to preserve your strength and stay vigilant. This is a compulsory course for wild beasts to survive in the wild. Remember?

I finally felt myself recovering a little bit, stuck out my tongue and licked my lips. "Gui Xiaotaro, I just came to inform you that I don't care what resentment you have against the shogunate, but I hope that your activities will not harm ordinary civilians, otherwise I will definitely arrest you."

"That's natural." He replied, and I waved my hands, adjusted my breathing, and left the alley.Oops, felines are so quick to do anything, this short chase has almost exhausted my energy for a day.Call it a day.

I walked back to the village early, and almost as soon as I stepped into the hall, I turned back into a cat, stretched a long one and lay on the ground.Mr. Hijikata passed by and almost stepped on me. "Why did you come back so early today?"

"Too tired to run."

Okita Kishou appeared out of nowhere, squatted down beside me with a mocking expression on his face. "Mao Sang, are you too vain? Do you want to practice with me during the next rotation to strengthen your strength?"

"No need, don't hinder me from looking for Xiao Kagura." I turned over to expose my belly, avoiding Okita's salty pig's hand reaching for the nape of my neck. "I went after Gui Xiaotaro today, he really can run."

"Slipped away?"

"Well, Okita, I told you not to bother me, I'm exhausted. Cats have to rest for a while after chasing animals, okay? If you don't understand, go to the animal world." I used the tip of my claws Weakly flicking Okita's finger that changed to poking my stomach.

Mr. Hijikata picked up Sougo Okita by the back collar and dragged him away, which finally gave me some peace. "That guy is running away Kotaro, next time you find him, contact the team first, don't chase him alone."

"En." I responded perfunctorily, and fell asleep like this again.Mr. Hijikata sighed, picked me up, and put me back in the small cardboard box in his room.

Working in the Shinsengumi is actually very comfortable, because I am a police dog, or work as a foreign aid, so the strict 48 team rules in the team did not have much effect on me.Except for Okita Sougo, the rest of the team members are very good. At the beginning, they seemed to care about my female body, but after Mr. Hijikata's iron law of "a guy who treats Tatsura-san as a woman is not moral enough to do seppuku" and my extremely brutal behavior Under these conditions, these guys quickly let go of all their scruples and became one with me.I even ended up a mysterious friendship with Saito, the afro who never spoke. His hair was very comfortable, and Okita didn't dare to offend him. So, when Mr. Hijikata was away, his place became my main refuge.

When I got my first salary, I was very excited and went to find Xiao Kagura.Because when I went there a few times before, I was shocked when I heard that Xiao Kagura could not eat two kilograms of rice a day.You know, Shenwei can eat three kilograms in one meal, but little Kagura can't eat two kilograms in three meals!She is a night rabbit girl who is growing her body!What is this guy Sakata Gintoki doing!

When Xiao Kagura and I agreed to condemn the Sakata Gintoki front, Gin-san looked like he saw some monster alliance. "Chen Luosang, can't it be seen from the surface that you are actually a giant food monster? For example, Yuan Devourer... Yuan Devourer or something.*"

I rolled my eyes. "I'm just more knowledgeable than you, an ignorant guy, and I've seen ordinary people of the giant food race." Hmm... Kamui should be counted as an ordinary person of the Yetu family, right?

Yinsang twitched the corner of her mouth, "Aren't you a monster? How can I use idioms more smoothly than humans?"

Is that because Songyang taught well, and you are stupid than me?There is a huge gap between the two of us, even if we are taught by the same person.I was too lazy to talk nonsense with Yinsang, so I ran out to play with Xiao Kagura hand in hand.

I have already made a decision in my heart, since that guy Sakata Gintoki can't afford to support him, then I will subsidize him, and raise Xiao Kagura together in a joint venture with him!Although this guy from Okita complained for a long time that "it looks like a divorced couple is forced to have a joint venture to raise a daughter", but I endured it. What is gossip!I just had a great use of the idiom gossip!Songyang!Thanks for your education!

My first salary was used to buy a bunch of fresh vegetables and meat, and I made a hot pot meal for Wanshiwu. In fact, it was a random stew.Seeing the satisfied face of little Kagura eating and complimenting me non-stop, I couldn't help feeling a little ashamed.In fact, my cooking skills are really rubbish. I don’t think I can even compare to half a Xinbaji. Eat two kilograms of rice in one meal!

Since then, I have almost occupied the Shinsengumi kitchen.I threw out all the team members who wanted to help out, and finally dragged them back because I was really not good at cooking.A row of team members stood behind the door, looking at me furtively.

"What's the matter with Chen Luosang recently? Could it be that there is someone he likes?" Kondo Orangutan asked a stupid question.

"Mao-sang has only been to Wanshiwu recently." Okita reminded.

Kondo Hsun clapped his hands, "Could it be that guy from Wanshiwu? Ah... Chen Luosang missed it!"

"How is it possible." Mr. Hijikata lit a cigarette, "I guess she is for that Yetu girl."

"Hijikata-san is really smart, go to hell." Okita didn't show enthusiasm at all, he drew out his knife and slashed at Mr. Hijikata.

I was so annoyed to death that I pulled out a chopstick and threw it out the door. The chopsticks suddenly landed on the ground, and the tail of the chopsticks was still shaking slightly. "Go to hell if you are not quiet!" I waved a kitchen knife in my hand, my face was still splattered with blood, my eyes narrowed into vertical pupils, and I looked at them dangerously.For a while, the audience was silent.Mr. Hijikata took a puff of cigarette calmly and cut a sentence. "It's not cute at all."

"But it's very domesticating." Okita took over the conversation.

I took a few steps to the door of the kitchen, showing a smile like a Miao, "If you don't want to be today's meal, please be quiet." Afterwards, I closed the door firmly, holding up the kitchen knife and looking at the couple hugging in the corner of the kitchen. A group of trembling players. "Don't be afraid, come on, tell me what to do next?"

"Chen Luosang? Put down the kitchen knife first! Be cold, calm down and don't come here! Ah——!"

The sparrow on the roof was startled by a scream, and disappeared with its wings fluttering a few times.

Another month passed, and it was time for me to get my salary again.On the eve of going to cook for Xiao Kagura, I couldn't hold back my excitement, kicked out all the kitchen staff, and made a phone call to call Yinsang over after cooking all the dishes.I didn't call Xiao Kagura here because I wanted to give her a surprise. The reason I called Yinsang here is because he knows Xiao Kagura's taste better. I want him to judge for me.Originally, I wanted to call the more reliable Xinbaji, but thinking that without him, Xiao Kagura might be fooled by today's dinner, I reluctantly called this natural roll.

"Hey, all of you are not allowed to steal food first!" I waved the spatula in my hand, ready to fight.Ever since I frightened some team members with a kitchen knife that day, I was called in by Mr. Hijikata to talk.Hmph, those stupid humans, where do I need a kitchen knife? If I wanted to kill them, I would have stabbed them to death with my nails and teeth.

Most of the team members will still listen to me, even if some people are not willing to listen, they understand that I attach great importance to this meal, and hold back because they care about my feelings.However, there are some extremely unconscious guys, who are not considerate at all, and they all say not to move, but they still eat on their own.That's right, it was you, Chong Tian bastard!

When Yinsang arrived, Okita and I scuffled together, while the other team members watched calmly, as if they had gotten used to it.As long as we don't demolish the house, no one cares about us.Without the strength of Xiao Kagura, I was almost crushed and beaten by Sougo Okita. My tail had already been released, and I flicked it on the ground very violently, making a crackling sound.

"Is this Shinsengumi bullying girls? Silver-san, did I see something I shouldn't see? Should Yin-sang forget this scene?"

"Ah yes! Forget about it! If you dare to say it, I will cut your throat!" I tried to get my head out of Okita Sougo's grip and shouted at him.

Mr. Hijikata closed the newspaper and seemed to sigh. "I really don't know if all the monsters have your temper. You two, stop fighting, or the other team members won't be able to eat."

"Okita Ghost Animal, do you hear me? Let go!"

"How do I know if you will sneak attack? Why don't you let it go first?"

"If I let you go first, you won't sneak attack? Let them go together! I'll count to one or two, let's go together! One-two!"

But neither of us let go.I looked at my reflection in Sougo Okita's eyes, showing a provocative smile exactly like his.