[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I got up early the next morning and found myself lying in a small cardboard box.There is some tobacco smell here, probably Mr. Hijikata's room.That's right, apart from him, there probably isn't anyone in the Shinsengumi who is so considerate.I yawned, walked towards the bathroom, and unfortunately ran into Sougo Okita with a toothbrush in his mouth.My contented expression suddenly froze on my face.

Okita Sougo saw me and spit the foam out of his mouth. "Maosang, I washed my neck and waited for you to come last night. Why haven't you appeared? Ah, is it because you were exhausted because of the amount of exercise you did yesterday?"

How can I rest!I knew this guy couldn't say anything good!I am not good at trekking long distances, not to mention I am still in my infancy, I am still very small, okay!Although I really wanted to blow this guy's dog's head off, I still held back.We will all be colleagues in the future, so bear with it.

Today, Okita just took a break, so only Mr. Hijikata took me to continue to visit Edo.I breathed a sigh of relief, together with Sougo Okita, I can spend half as much energy avoiding his sneak attack, fighting and quarreling with him, and drinking an extra bucket of water to quench my anger.

Mr. Hijikata was still very considerate, a bit too considerate, and asked me if I wanted to use a police car instead.How can I give in to this character who wants to save face and suffer?Of course, I continued to choose to walk.However, after walking a few steps, I regretted it. My foot really hurt, and it hurt so badly, but my body didn't judge the soreness as an injury. My heaven-defying healing ability was useless at this time.

I was distracted along the way, trying to find something fun to distract myself, so as not to be so tired anymore.I looked at it casually, but I saw a wanted warrant on the telephone pole, and the black long straight on it looked familiar no matter how it looked.I walked up quickly and peeled off the piece of paper.

"Katsura Kotaro is a remnant of the war against barbarians. He is one of our most wanted targets. If you meet him on patrol in the future, you must remember to catch him. But there is a possibility that you won't be able to catch him. He is really good at running away." I was doing the commentary.

But in my mind, I can only look over Songyang's shoulder, that child looked at me pitifully, begging him to touch him.How could a fool like him become a wanted man?But when I think of Sakata Gin, Kamui and Kagura, and Okita, I feel uncertain.Humans are so much more fickle than us beasts that I can't guess their future.Perhaps I should try to understand what happened in my absence and then judge.

"What is the war against barbarians?" I asked Mr. Hijikata.

He looks surprised. "You don't know? You monsters are really leisurely." Although he complained, he still told me everything in detail.He said, but I felt that I was more familiar with those history than he, because I also stepped on the battlefield with an extremely weak body, was stabbed through the body, and then lay on the hill of corpses waiting to heal.I feel as if I have returned to those years, smelling the fragrance of Songyang's body and the blood on the battlefield.

"Chen Luo? Chen Luo, are you listening?" Mr. Hijikata stopped and looked at me.

In a blink of an eye, all illusions disappeared, and I was standing in Edo on a sunny day, wearing the Shinsengumi uniform and becoming a member of the Armed Police Force. "I'm listening," I said, bowing my head.Mr. Hijikata said that Songyang is dead, but I don't believe it at all.He is a monster colleague like me. I have been stabbed so many times without even leaving a scar. Can a mere human kill him?But Gui and the others didn't know Songyang's secret, maybe they became like this now because of that stimulation.

I thought of another kid, the one who often scuffled with Gintoki Sakata. "What about Shinsuke Takasugi?"

"You know Takasugi?" Mr. Hijikata was surprised again. "He is also a wanted criminal, a more dangerous figure than Gui. He was in Kyoto a few days ago, but he has rarely been active on Earth recently."

I didn't answer, just kicked my feet.Seeing that Mr. Hijikata didn't know that Sakata Gintoki was also a member of the battlefield at that time, I wouldn't say it, just like I didn't tell me that I was actually Xiao Hei they had seen before.There are some things that don't need to be said, let alone I'm not the person involved, and I don't want to meddle in that business.It's just... I feel a little pity.

I asked Mr. Hijikata a lot of things, and almost completed all the common sense I had missed before.We went to eat ramen at noon that day, and we ran into Sakata Gintoki by accident.Now that I think about it, he may be the one who has changed the least. Even when he eats, he likes to have a bunch of sweet things. The red beans on the ramen make my stomach reflux just by looking at them.But when it comes to eating, Mr. Hijikata and Sakata Gintoki have the same aesthetics. I always have bad associations with the yellow and greasy mayonnaise.

They were arguing fiercely, and I happened to be holding my noodle bowl and sitting quietly far away.Looking at the soba noodles in my bowl, I was reminded of Katsura again.I don't know if he still likes meatballs as much as before. When I have time, I will change back into a cat to find him and see what he has become.

Today I walked slower than yesterday, but at least I walked around the whole of Edo.Taking advantage of the darkness and the remote location, I simply turned back into a cat, thinking of just finding a cardboard box and just staying overnight.It was Mr. Tukata who forcibly picked me up, held me in his arms, and took me all the way back.But I don't know exactly what happened, I have long since fallen asleep.

I really couldn't resist going to Xiao Kagura for the first time off. Okita has already complained to me many times that if I really want to see her so much, I should go there as soon as possible. Every day in the garrison, I am very angry.As a result, after I went there that day, I felt like I was inhaling catnip all day, and the activities of blowing and blowing Kagura did not decrease but increased, so that I even got into a fight with Okita for it that night .

Of course, I won't really fight with him as hard as Kamui, I don't know how to use claws and teeth, and he doesn't know how to use knives, but even so, I still lose every time.One of my weaknesses is strength. If I can get some distance away, I can rely on my skills, but if I pinch my opponent within a narrow range, I really can't hold his strength like Kagura.

Finally, it was my second round of rest. I didn't even sleep, and I turned into a cat and ran out in the middle of the night, for fear that I wouldn't be able to resist running to her again in the daytime if I wasn't afraid of disturbing Kagura's sleep.I was only thinking of trying my luck, but I didn't expect to meet Gui. This may be the fate between Rouqiukong and the cat.

Gui... Forget it, I’ll call him Wig. When I was in private school, everyone always called him Wig, which made me very brainwashed. The syllables of this nickname are also shorter than Gui, so I still like this name better.Wig still likes meatballs so much. After I found him, I just sat on the ground and watched him for a few seconds. He looked like he was about to ascend to heaven, and leaned over cautiously, making a test Trying to touch my pose.

I really couldn't stand him dawdling like that, so I stood up and rubbed against his palm.

The wig withdrew his hand like an electric shock, then he was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he folded his hands and started laughing. "Oh Elizabeth, did you see! She just rubbed me! She rubbed me! She is the first cat to rub me! I'm so happy hahaha!" I saw the honey sauce duck he called Elizabeth The foot creature held up a sign, 'Mr. Gui, I saw it. '

I sat there waiting for the fool to laugh enough, and he reached out and touched my back lightly.His hair-plucking skills are much better than before, and he has the demeanor of Songyang. I don't know if it was forcibly practiced during the rejection.Seeing that I still didn't refuse, he gently picked me up again and held me in the palm of his hand.

Wig is really an adult now, he used to hold me so hard because his hands were too small that my hair fell out, and now one of his hands is almost as long as my entire body.But the body shape and hair-plucking skills have improved, why is this stupid face still so stupid?I faced him face to face at a very close distance, and it was extremely puzzling.

The wig took me back to his home, and I suddenly realized that I should be an undercover agent better than a police dog. After all, how many stupid humans can refuse a kitten?

He is now a master of talking to himself, although no one can answer him (with voice), he can still chat happily.He said, I am very much like a little black that his teacher raised when he was a child. It also has black hair and black eyes, and there is no stray hair, but that little black doesn't like him at all, and always scratches and bites him.I, who was showing my belly in his arms, rolled my eyes, this fool is accusing me of the past, isn't he afraid that I will give him another paw?Well, since I'm so generous, I'll let him off this time.

Gui mentioned the old me, which reminded me that Sakata Gintoki didn't react at all when he saw my real body.He may have forgotten me before, after all, it has been so many years.Normal people would not connect the me so many years ago with the me now. The ordinary little black in their memories should have died of old age long ago.

Gui also told me many things, including his activities today, including how other patriots ignored him. The more I listened, the more I felt wrong. Are they really discussing how to overthrow the shogunate?Isn't this a girls' tea party?And now I still act as the girlfriend of all the other friends who don’t know the wig, and listen to him complaining to me.

I began to doubt again, is there something wrong with the arrest warrant?Why post a comedian?Although I am on the opposite side of him, I don't think it is necessary to arrest him at all? ...No, he is a person who has been on the battlefield after all, what if he is still in danger?Everything needs to be observed again, and observed again.

The author has something to say:

About the pronunciation of Gui in Japanese is Kazila, the wig is Zila, I don’t need to say this, right?What I want to say is that I use a wig simply because two words are easier to make up than one, yes, that's how I make up words. (righteous)