[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Seeing the front face of Gin curly hair, I immediately confirmed that he was Sakata Gintoki.Except that he is taller than me, he has not changed at all from when he was a child, he still has a pair of dead fish eyes, and he looks unmotivated.The little night rabbit next to him held an umbrella, ran over bouncingly, and stretched out his hand to me. "Hi, my name is Kagura Aru."

Kagura?Also surnamed God, judging by her age she should be Kamui's younger sister or something. "Chen Luo." I carefully stretched out my hand, and she grabbed it and shook it gently.The strength is much stronger than that of ordinary people, and I feel a little pain, but compared with that lunatic Kamui, I immediately realized the gentleness of Kagura.She was nothing like his brother.

"Hey, when did you tax thieves start recruiting women? You are still such a beautiful woman with big breasts. What do you want to do with such a woman in the Shinsengumi? Are you having a 〇〇 party?" Sakata Gintoki raised his arms At the waist, looking me up and down. "Hey, miss, you are not being cheated, are you? How old are you?"

"It's very impolite to ask lady's age directly when we meet for the first time!" Kagura put away the umbrella and tapped Sakata Gintoki on the shoulder.

Well, humans do have this saying, but we beasts don't.I looked at this little girl and she was baring her teeth at me with a super cute smile.She is so gentle, why did her brother look so crooked?

"I don't remember how old I am, um... there were decades before I became conscious, and about 20 years after that... Forget it, I can't remember, anyway, I am still a girl now." The body is still a little milk cat not much bigger than a slap, okay?

"Anone, Chen Luosang, Yinsang tells you, you are not called a girl, you should be called Tianshan Child Elder, and among normal human beings, you should be called Ou-ba-sang." This guy!Even worse than when I lost my hair as a kid!My temper has always been irritable, I gritted my teeth, and was just about to show him the power of an older girl, but a purple umbrella fell on him before I did. That momentum made me vaguely see Songyang in the past. The shadow of pounding the silver sauce of childhood into the ground.

Yinsang turned around to hide for a while, and the umbrella hit the ground, creating a hole. "Baga Yin-chan, lady is a girl Aru at any stage of her life! Right, Chen Luo-chan!" Kagura put up the umbrella again, gently took my arm with one hand and shook it, she looked up Looking at me, blue eyes blinked.

So, so, so cute!This little girl is so cute!You can talk and be gentle and considerate!I was wrong, I insulted Shenwei's family and ancestors at that time, it seems that it is not his tutor's problem at all!It was that guy who played himself badly!It has nothing to do with his family!Thinking about it, yes, in the world there is a guy like Okita who can become such a ghost even though he is surrounded by good people like Mitsuha and Mr. Hijikata as a role model, and there is also a guy like Sakata Gintoki who obviously has Matsuyo as a teacher Guys, why can't there be a little Kagura who grows into a little angel even though there is a Kamui around him as a source of pollution!

"Ah, Arnold, you are so cute, I have never had a decent friend, can you be my friend?" I was a little excited for a while, and stuttered.

"Of course Aru!" Xiao Kagura took out a pocket, took out a box of chewing gum and handed it to me. "Silver Sauce and the others are all idiots. Even though there is a cute girl like me in front of them, they still dislike me every day. Seeing how smart you are, this is my favorite snack. Do you want to try it?"

Bewildered by the beauty, I opened the box and stuffed it into my mouth without even thinking about it.In an instant, tears burst out like a bank.very sour!What kind of devil snack is this!I feel that not only the sense of taste, but also the control of my body has been taken away by this soaring sour taste!

Mr. Hijikata patted me on the back with a speechless face, grabbed the half of the vinegar kelp box I was holding out of my mouth, and pulled out the remaining vinegar kelp and threw it into the trash can. "It's the cat's tongue that still eats these things, are you stupid?"

I stick out my tongue and weep, unable to speak.Okita sneered at the side, "Oh, I think this girl with a big stomach is cute, and Maosang deserves it."

"What are you talking about, bastard!" Before I could make a move, Xiao Kagura exploded as soon as he heard it, and kicked towards Okita.

oh!She also can't understand Okita!We really hit it off!Cute and gentle and has the same reaction as me!Little Kagura is my godsend!Starting today, I'm going to blow up this little girl!I love her!The night rabbit gene is really powerful!Okita has no upper hand in her hands!Little Kagura is awesome!I looked at these two guys who were fighting hard, and I couldn't help applauding while sticking out my tongue and weeping.

"I said, has the recruiting limit of the Shinsengumi been reduced to the level of ignoring intelligence tests? If this continues, Yinsang, I'm really worried about the future of your Shinsengumi!" Yinsang's dead fish eyes slightly opened, He looked at me like he was looking at something strange.

"Chen Luosang, if you don't mind, drink some water first." A boy with glasses who had been ignored just now ran away to buy a bottle of water and handed it to me. The suffocating sourness subsided. "Kagula sauce always likes to eat that kind of sour vinegar kombu, sorry."

This little guy looks very polite. Compared with the little devils of his age I knew before, such as Okita Sougo, Kamui, etc., he is much better. I have a good impression of him from the first impression. .This is the behavior that teenagers should have. What are those guys doing?

"Name?" I asked.

"Shimura Shinpachi, just call me Shinpachi."

Mr. Hijikata explained to Sakata Yin that I looked a little weird, but it was a special situation, and Yinsang asked him what the special situation was. It was clear that the Shinsengumi had been rotten from the inside and had lowered the qualifications of the assessment and deceived the girl.

"If you are bullied, you can come to Wanshiwu. As long as you have money, we will accept any commission! Including helping you to bully the guy who bullied you back!" Yinsang came to me and held out a business card.

"That's right, Aru! Chen Luo-chan can come to me to play Aru without commission!" Xiao Kagura clung to Okita over there, and still didn't forget to yell at me in the midst of his busy schedule.I looked at her and decided to take the business card with the hairy edges.Reflexively, I held it up to the tip of my nose and sniffed it... Hey, it smells like sweet and greasy strawberry milk.

"Who can bully her?" Mr. Hijikata said, lit a cigarette, my nose moved, and I couldn't help sneezing.

"Mr. Doji, the nose of the police dog will be broken." I rolled my eyelids to look at him, and he clicked his tongue, took out the cigarette and put it out. "You are such a troublesome woman."

"Be considerate of small animals. Be careful. I'll sue you at the Animal Protection Association." I smiled and said provocatively.Well, I know Hijikata-san won't be offended by this.

Sakata Gintoki looked at me and frowned. "Mr. Duochuan, why do I think this new team member of yours is a bit weird? What did you do when you recruited her?"

Ignoring Mr. Hijikata's growl of "Who's so skewered?" I twisted my neck and said, "Be a police dog."

"Hey! Σ(っ°Д°;)っ police dog??!" Shin Hachi and Sakata Gintoki shouted in surprise.

"Tsk, I told you that there is a special situation." Tufang looked very irritable under the eyes of everyone in Wanshiwu looking at the scum. "Hey, Chen Luo, would you mind explaining to them?"

"Well, come with me." I randomly found an alley and motioned for them to surround both ends.I looked at the top of my head to make sure there was no one else here, and then turned back into a cat. "Well, all in all, I'm a cat demon." I blinked and watched Mr. Hijikata cover the mouths of Sakata Gintoki and Shin Haji with each hand.

"Don't bark, do you want my team members to be exposed?" He yelled in a suppressed voice.

I scratched my ears, and went up to pat his trousers, "Well, calm down, Mr. Hijikata." Immediately afterwards, I turned to Xiao Kagura who was about to be smothered by Okita, and jumped up violently. "You let go of my cute little Kagura, bastard!"

Okita clutched the back of his hand with several bloody mouths, and Xiao Kagura broke free all of a sudden, and carefully hugged me high, like Simba in The Lion King. "Chen Luojiang! You are so cute!" Xiao Kagura was about to burst into bubbles with joy, holding me in circles.

"Hey! Don't make her faint! I will continue to patrol later!"

"That's right, Kagula-chan! That's a monster! Be careful not to be cursed by her!"

"Got it!" X2

Kagura and I turned our heads to look in the direction of Mr. Hijikata and Gintoki Sakata, and said perfunctory insincerely.Looking at the two who were hesitating to speak and couldn't stretch out their hands, I seemed to see the helplessness of being a father.

After arguing for a long time, Xiao Kagura and I were finally willing to let go of each other.I turned back into a human form from the kitten again, and I was half a head taller than Kagura in no time.I patted her head to say goodbye to her, and she was still waving to me when she walked out. "Go and play with me!"

I took out the fuzzy business card and looked at the address of Master House.Kabukicho. "Mr. Hijikata, where is this place?" I held up my business card and shook it at him.

"Continue to patrol first, and we will be there in a while." Mr. Hijikata said.

After walking all day, I was as tired as a dead cat, but I didn't finish the planned blocks at all.On the last journey, Mr. Tukata called a police car and took me back.I turned back into a cat and lay dead on the back seat, and Okita Kishou poked his head out from the co-pilot and kept laughing at me. "Maosang, how can you be a qualified police dog like you?"

"All cats are good at ambushing at night, Sougo Okita, be careful about your neck at night." I replied softly.

"Zou Wu, stop making trouble, tell Chen Luo to take a good rest." Mr. Tukata interrupted, wanting to light a cigarette, but suddenly remembered me, and put the cigarette back again.I yawned and fell into a deep sleep.This is how I spent the first day of official work at the Shinsengumi.