[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Edo has changed a lot, ah, I say this just because I think it’s appropriate to say it now, I actually don’t know what Edo was like before, I’ve been staying in the country.

The world has long been at peace, and it is not good for me to do banditry anymore. Songyang taught me not to cause too much trouble to others, so I decided to be a good citizen.But I thought about it carefully, I don't seem to have any special skills, all I know is fighting, oh, maybe I can make a lot of stew at a very fast speed.Then I saw Shinsengumi's advertisements for recruiting people and police dogs.

At a glance, I recognized some of the guys recruiting at the door who used to be in the country dojo. I also saw Toshiro Hijikata cut off his long hair. Sougo Okita has grown up a lot, and he is already as tall as me up.I inquired about it, and said that what they are doing now is the work of the armed police, responsible for charging and maintaining law and order.

I thought about it, firstly, there are acquaintances here; secondly, I like their work stance; thirdly, there is really no one who is more suitable for the charge than me, a policeman with an immortal body, I really don’t know how useful it can be.So I filled out the registration form and handed it in.

"We don't recruit women here." Hijikata Toshiro rejected me like this.

It took me a while to realize that my doll was indeed a girl.I nodded and said, "Then I'll apply for a police dog."

"...???" I saw that almost everyone's expressions became weird, and they almost wrote the words "Are you sick?" on their faces.

"Although I'm not a canine, my nose is smarter than a police dog." After I finished speaking, I nodded in a serious manner. "Do you want to try?"

"As far as I know, it's impossible for primates to have a better sense of smell than canines," said a team member wearing thick glasses.

"Is that the problem?" Mr. Hijikata yelled, and glanced at my registration form. "Chen Luo? Is this your name? No last name?"

"Is it necessary to have a surname? I can have a surname now, um... I think the surname Yoshida is fine."

"...It's suspicious, show me your ID." Mr. Hijikata held out his hand to me.

I know that I must be regarded as a suspicious person, but if I am asked to hand over my documents, it is impossible for me to hand them over.Seeing that the expressions of everyone in the Shinsengumi were not right, and the air became a lot more depressing, I sensed the danger, so I turned around and ran away.

"Chasing! Maybe it's a spy from some ronin organization!" I heard Hijikata shouting behind me.

If I could be caught up by them, I would have spent all these years in vain.I found an alley and turned into a cat, ran up to the roof, and watched these guys foolishly running away.Well, last time I dismantled the waiting room for the guys who regarded me as a suspicious person, how can I get revenge on these guys this time?

I licked the melon seeds, thinking about it in my heart.

I lurked into the Shinsengumi in the form of a cat. For several days, there were rumors of ghosts spreading there, and people panicked.However, there is no panic.For example, Sougo Okita, with three candles on his head, was walking around in circles in the yard, saying Mr. Ghost, please kill Mr. Hijikata.I rested my chin on the tree and yawned.Tomorrow scare them one last time.

At breakfast the next day, I jumped onto the table a few times, patted the table and shouted, "Give me a bowl of milk!"

"Where is this woman from?" Kondo Hoon was still looking around.

"Hey, hey, Boss Kondo, it seems that that cat is talking!" Mr. Hijikata pointed at me who was licking his paw with trembling fingertips.

"I, I, I also think that's the case..." Yamazaki Taiya said with a trembling voice.

The team member who was in charge of loading the plates in front of me stiffened and stared at me blankly.

"I said, give me a bowl of milk!" I raised my head and patted the table again.

"Wow! You can talk! Youkai!" The guy almost dropped the spoon.I looked at the appearance of these guys, and I felt a burst of joy in my heart.

"Yes, I am a monster, bring me the milk!" I flicked my tail.

"Monster... I think it's a little cute?" "I also think it's a little milk cat, so cute!" unhappy.I admit that I really don't look scary at all, but that doesn't mean I'm not a scary person!

I jumped off the table a few times, rushed to a guy talking nonsense, swiped the bread in front of him with one claw, and smeared it on his face.

"Don't judge people by their appearance, bastard!" I said, jumped up, suddenly changed back into a human form, and kicked the guy whose face was covered with bread with a roundabout kick.I stepped on the stool, picked up the guy's milk, drank it in a few gulps, and finally licked my mouth in satisfaction.When I think about it, it seems like I haven't had milk in a few days.

Looking at the people who were still in a state of confusion, I raised one corner of my mouth, "How does it feel to be scared by me two days ago?" I put the milk cup on the table, and the guy next to me was obviously alone. trembling.

"Beauty, beauty..." Just as he sighed, I gouged him out and covered his mouth wisely.I chuckled, "Stupid human."

Mr. Hijikata obviously recognized me, he opened his eyes slightly and looked at me in surprise, "It's you?"

"Hmm." I shrugged.

"What are you doing here?"

"To get revenge, you check my ID. Whether you are human beings or heavenly beings, what's wrong with you? You always check people's IDs. Some people have no way to have IDs. Can't you be more considerate?" As I was talking, I actually felt that this set of fallacies made sense, and it really made people angry, so I lifted my foot and stepped on the stool by the way.

Suddenly a murderous aura came over me, and I jumped out of my wits.Behind me, Okita Sougo slashed at me with a knife in both hands. "Make me happy for nothing, monster, die!"

Someone was fighting with me, so I naturally would not refuse anyone who came, so I unleashed all my weapons and started fighting with him.It wasn't until Toshiro Hijikata and Isao Kondo grabbed us one by one that they finally stopped us from demolishing the restaurant in the village.

Being held by Mr. Tukata by the collar, I retracted my paws and spread my hands towards him. "I don't have any documents now, and I don't have any skills other than fighting. You have seen my ability. Are you sure you want to release me to disrupt the law and order?"

Toshiro Hijikata squeezed the bridge of his nose with a headache on his face, and let go of my collar. "Think of it as a police dog," he said.So, I became the only female creature in the Shinsengumi, a group of men who don't even have a women's toilet.

When I turned into a cat and walked through Okita's room, I saw a black and white photo of Mitsuha on his cabinet, and an incense burner was still burning in front of him. That's when I knew that the girl who looked like Songyang was dead.It must be because of lung disease, she always took medicine before.I sighed, feeling a little pity.Human life is too fragile, only Songyang and I are stronger in this world.

One thing I really care about is that when I was a child, Okita was quite normal, and Mitsuha was such a gentle person, why did this kid become such a ghost when he grew up?Is it a tutor?But Sanye's tutor can't see what's wrong?

This kid doesn't know when he formed a big bond with me, and he always finds trouble for me.When he was young, he still wanted me to pet him pitifully, but now when he sees me, he will take out a spiked collar and smile as if it is broken and approach me.How many years have passed?Had any stimulus come upon him in the days I had been away?

I also seem to have become a lot more stupid in front of him. I will respond to most of his provocations. We fight more times than he attacks the earth.Every time he annoyed me, I would go to the earthworker to divert his attention, but the earthworker was always very busy, either writing a book or leaving the camp with something, so most of the time, I would Had to jump on Kondo's shoulders to seek a little peace.

Speaking of Isao Kondo, a few years ago, I only thought of him as an anxious young man, who knows what happened to this group of guys in the past few years. It started to develop in the direction of orangutans. Why is this?Can humans evolve across species?

After several days in a row, the earth side took the initiative to talk to me for the second time.He handed me a lot of things, including custom-made team uniforms, ID cards, work certificates, etc., and then explained and explained a lot of things to me, and finally gave me a hand Short knife, if it is not convenient for me to transform in front of people, I can use this short knife, even if I am not used to using weapons, I can get started quickly.

I am a person who is slow to respond to the messy rules of human beings. The earthwork looked a little helpless, and finally touched my head and said, "It doesn't matter. If there is anything you don't understand, you can ask."

I asked him for a simple manual that was used when visiting elementary school students, and started to understand the Shinsengumi.Only then did I know that although Hijikata Toshiro was only the deputy head of the Shinsengumi, he was responsible for almost all the work.Obviously just a few years ago, he was just a stubborn and stubborn country samurai, but now he has done things that I can't learn after living for so many years... I looked at a lot of things he prepared for me There are all kinds of things, big and small, and I suddenly feel a little moved.

Since then, Hijikata has become Mr. Hijikata, and I have a greater respect for him than ever before.I have never had that kind of feeling for Songyang, who helped me to enlighten me.

With the team uniform and certificates, I packed up the next day, put on a dagger, and walked on the patrol team with Hijikata, Okita and others.While walking, Tufang was still introducing the surrounding environment to me.I have never been to Edo, and it is very unfamiliar to me, but because I don’t want to be laughed at by Okita, I want to save face, and I refuse to ask anything. Mr. Hijikata is very considerate, and he doesn’t feel that I have caused him a lot of trouble .

While he was pointing out the features of this street to me, I caught a glimpse of a head with silver curly hair dangling in front of me.I've lived for so many years, and I've only seen a guy with such hair in Songyang. If you count the time, he should be a young man.I looked in that direction, but suddenly caught a glimpse of the little girl with two balls tied beside him.

That pink hair, and those blue eyes, this guy definitely has nothing to do with Kamui!My body tensed all of a sudden, and I assumed a guarded posture.

"What's wrong?" Mr. Hijikata stopped to look at me with his hands in his pockets.

"Night Rabbit." I whispered.

"Ah, you're talking about that little girl." Mr. Hijikata patted my head, motioned me to calm down, and shouted over there. "Hey! Wanshiwu! Bring your Yetu over here and say hello to our new team members!"