[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I stood at the door of the wig's hut, with my tail pumping the ground left and right.I just watched the shadow of the eaves of this hut climb from the ground to the wall until it disappeared. The two ends of the dividing line of the shadow changed from light yellow and dark gray to orange red and dark gray and then gradually merged into one. He still did not come back.If it weren't for the concentration of the smell in the house that couldn't deceive people, I would have wondered if he had moved.

The night is still a bit cold, and as a weak, pitiful kitten who is dying of hunger, I am shivering.In my mind, I imagined that I would become as big as Dingchun, and then I would open my mouth and bite the head of the wig, which didn't fit the imagination of a weak kitten at all, trying not to feel so bad.

There were footsteps on the other side of the path, one like clogs and the other like flippers.I straightened up and saw the wig and Elizabeth emerging from the darkness.The wig was carrying a large plastic bag, and was complaining to Elizabeth about something, while Elizabeth was holding a bulletin board, and was having questions and answers with him in a weird way no matter how many times he saw it.

The anger in my heart suddenly exploded, I took a few steps and rushed towards the wig, but he looked like he was about to draw a knife, but suddenly changed his movements, caught me with both hands, and held me in the palm of his hand.I opened my mouth wide and bit his thumb, but felt that the human skin, which should be extremely fragile, has become extremely resilient at this time, especially the calluses on the fingers of the wig, which were extremely unfriendly to my not very sharp teeth.I spat out his thumb in disgust, and yelled at him to express my anger.

"Xiao Hei! Long time no see! Have you been waiting for me? I'm so happy hahahaha!" He ignored my anger at all and was so happy to himself that he was about to shed tears of excitement.He even took my angry yelling as a grievance, and apologized, explaining that he was borrowing a CD, because he couldn't get the set he wanted, and he went to almost all the rental offices in Edo, and then he came back. Night.

"Xiao Hei, are you hungry? I don't have any cat food here. I'll make you a bowl of soba noodles." I won't even eat the cat food you gave me!I nodded and patted the table to express my urging.

"Oh! Elizabeth, look, she nods! She nods! How many times is this?"

"The 320th time, Mr. Gui."

"No, it's 320 times now!" The wig rolled up its sleeves, and while quickly washing the pot and boiling water, it talked with Elizabeth.I was a little bored, so I jumped to the plastic bag where the wig was brought back, and fiddled with the CD inside.

Our days, Mr. Pumpkin, help me send dragons, what are these miscellaneous?From romance films to suspense films to horror films, you can find all types of live-action movies and animations. What is the wig going to do this time?Do you want to hold lectures on movies and TV shows?No, since it's a wig, we shouldn't think too normal.Hmm... For example, he wants to use these film and television works to learn how to make movies, and then use the curve to save the country and spread the idea of ​​barbarians through movies?No, no, this plan is too long-term, the wig's head can't think of such a long-term strategy...

Just as my cat was thinking and shaking its head, a bowl of hot noodles was brought to me. Gui took a pair of chopsticks and another pair of small bowls, picked up some noodles and put them into the small bowl, and waited for the noodles to cool down. Pushed the small bowl in front of me.I meowed, lowered my head and ate quickly.The wig is really good at taking care of cats, even my cat's tongue is taken into consideration.

The wig gently placed his hand on the top of my head, stroking it again and again.Every time at this time, I know again that he has something to say to me.Well, for the sake of your thoughtfulness, let me listen carefully this time. I hope you can tell me what you are doing these days.

Halfway through, I became speechless.The wig is worthy of being a wig, but I am still wondering if he has some big conspiracy, the nature of the idiot really cannot be changed.

These days, he is still holding an exchange meeting (women's tea party) with those under his command on the anti-barbarian action plan. This time the main topic is the recent popular TV series "That Sunny Day".Gui usually seldom watches TV dramas, but always likes to watch Hello Rabbit and Goodbye Lion. This time he couldn’t get into the topic, so he went to borrow the full set of CDs of "That Sunny Day" after posting a fire. I stayed up all night watching it.Originally full of interest, I planned to chat with someone the next day, but found that they changed this time to talk about a five-year-old movie "Obstetrics and Gynecology".After going through this cycle for several days, Gui finally got angry and decided to borrow and watch all the classic film and television works of the past few decades and the popular TV series recently, so that he would not be afraid that he would not be able to be the leading spokesperson, and would even have no topics to talk about. said.

This reminds me of when I went to Wanshiwu to deliver things to Xiao Kagura a few days ago, and I heard Yinsang complaining about the wig. This guy was going to take the locomotive driver's license test in order to provide identification for the rental shop, which made him almost fail the make-up test. It also caused the locomotive instructor to almost give up his job.

The wig is still chattering: "It's also difficult to go to the rental shop recently, and the Shinsengumi's inspections have been strengthened again. The deputy chief of the ghost actually put Sougo Okita on patrol during the day, and moved Chen Luoden to the night. That's too cunning! Chen Luosang's patrols have always been very serious, in order to avoid her, I have to run ahead of time every time, and I can't even pick CDs carefully..."

Arnold, the person you are complaining about is right in front of you!Even if you praise me for being serious about my work, I won't be happy at all, you bastard!

I used my claws to grab Gui's wrist vigorously, trying to tell him to shut up quickly, but he would make a mistake again and put away the bowls and chopsticks. "Xiao Hei, are you full? Then wait a minute, I'm going to wash the dishes, you go pick a CD and watch it first."

Who is full!I'm just listening to you being stupid, okay!I rolled my eyes, but I didn't want to grab the bowl of noodles back.Besides, the noodles have started to stick together, and the taste is much worse, so I don't really want to eat it now.I jumped back to the plastic bag and pulled up again.

The guy with the wig is really serious. It’s time to make up for the show. Why don’t you even prepare some snacks? Sometimes it’s a bit boring to strictly abide by Bushido.In comparison, Yinsang does much better. Although his home only has a desktop computer that is not much bigger than his head, at least there are always various snacks in his refrigerator.

I'm not interested in love, hatred, etc., but I'm a little curious about how humans describe us monsters.When Gui came over to me after washing the dishes, I threw out a tray of movies called "Hospital Escape".

this one!I patted up with my front paws and yelled at him.

In the middle of the night, I looked at the wig wrapped in the quilt, with my face pressed against me, and some terrified wigs, which I couldn't understand.Isn't it just that the corpse lying flat in the morgue was attached by a monster and turned into a living dead with eyes open?Where is the horror?And that monster looks so ugly, although I haven't seen other monsters, but at least I'm not ugly at all!

Gui tossed and tossed for a while, and finally fell asleep. I almost work night shift these days, and I am not very sleepy at this time.I was still thinking about the horror of this horror movie, when Gui suddenly sat up straight, froze there, motionless.

"Meow?" I called out, poking my head over to see what was wrong with him.

...Okay, I admit, that horror movie is still kind of scary.

What kind of stimulation did this child experience, why did he sleep with his big white eyes staring at him!This is a disease!It must be cured!Songyang, why didn't you help him find out what's wrong with him?Maybe the reason why this guy is so stupid can be found out!

It was scary for this guy to sit up straight like this. I tried to put him down, but the cat's small body really couldn't do such a difficult thing.I jumped out of bed to look at Elizabeth, and made sure he was in a deep sleep, so I ran back again, changed back into a human form, pressed Gui's shoulder with one hand, dragged him behind his head with the other, and carefully pushed him onto the bed go.

Maybe it's because I don't know how to take care of people. I've tried my best to keep my movements as gentle as possible, but Gui was shocked.He frowned and closed his eyes.I held my breath and saw that he didn't make any movement, so I relaxed again and pushed him down gently.Unexpectedly, at this time, he suddenly opened his eyes, this time there were eyeballs in his eyes, and there was still mist, obviously not awake.

"...Chen Luodian?" He murmured, suddenly seemed to wake up, I pinched the back of his neck quickly, and knocked him out.

This guy, why are you panting for nothing!I turned back into a cat, and jumped onto his chest as if venting my anger, jumping and stepping on it.He had passed out and was completely unresponsive.I wanted to leave at night, just like me before, but I was worried if he really woke up.It's fine if he treats it as a dream, but if he really wakes up, how should I explain it!

I decided to stay here and see how he reacts tomorrow morning.I lay next to his pillow, restless until dawn.

Gui didn't get up early, I guess it's because I was a little ruthless.When he saw me, he shouted in surprise again: "Xiao Hei! You're still there! Do you want to stay with me today?"

Who wants to stay with you!I'm going to play with Xiao Kagura today!I walked around his feet and saw that the guy with the wig had almost nothing but a happy reaction, so I relieved myself, ran up to his knee and patted him goodbye, and then jumped out of the window a few times to run Far.

"Sack Xiaohei, last night..." Gui's voice stopped abruptly, he withdrew the hand that was trying to stop him, and put his hands together in front of him again. "Am I Baga? No matter how clever Xiao Hei is, he can't answer me. Ah, Elizabeth, you came just in time. Did anyone come here last night?"

"No, the doors and windows have no signs of being moved." Elizabeth replied holding a sign.

"Is that so..." Gui lowered his head and frowned. "Is it a dream?"